Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Hola Nachos!

Welcome to my first post. I hope you enjoy it! Today the UK division logged on to invade and try to recapture White House. We started out in the town with a diagonal line tactic, followed by lovely-looking sick faces. We went to the iceberg where our tactics mostly shined (igloos, light bulbs and word tactics were the best) before finishing at the stadium. Both the Nachos and RPF agreed to a tie. We maxed about 15. The war score is now 9-12. Great work, guys! To view the images, right click on the image and choose “view image in new tab.”

…And without further ado, I present to you Hazie’s piece of literary genius. Pics are by me:

Warning: Not appropriate for pre-teens. Your childhood will be ruined by this literary masterpiece.

Second warning: If you’re offended by anything below, please consult Encyclopedia Dramatica for guidance.

ELMIKEY OWNED

RPF Leader 3: “mmm I just wanna fap to NACHOS”

RPF Leader 2: “I fapped my dildo until it broke, since my dick is the size of a thumbtack”

RPF Leader (Elm): “GUYS STOP. NACHOS ARE OUR ENEMY. WE MUST WIN, EVEN IF WE CLEARLY LOSE.”

RPF: Leader 3: “I don’t give a shit, I just wanna be a Nacho”

RPF Leader:  “YOU’RE RPF. NACHOS ARE SHIT. MAKE SOME PENGS TO MUTILOG RIGHT NOW OR YOU’RE DEMOTED”

RPF Leader 2: “Me and RPF Leader 3 have been like 2ic’s for 10 years now”

RPF Leader: “I don’t give a shit, I’m Elmikey and I’m leader of this Jew army for the rest of its existence”

RPF 407985982594ic: “Um…sorry to interrupt but you guys multilog”

RPF Leader: “Of course, we origin from DCP what do you expect. We max like 1000049959878956895498 of course we multilog”

RPF 407985982594ic: “I’m CPAC and I’m gonna report you”

RPF Leader: “Don’t bother, CPAC love us because DrMatt paid them off  for us”

RPF 407985982594ic: “That’s wrong,”

RPF Leader: “Do you think we have time to recruit and talk to stupid new recruits?”

RPF Leader: “WE ARE RPF. WE HATE EVERTHING EVEN LITTLE PUPPIES!”

RPF 407985982594ic: “Your getting fucked over on CPAC, Nachos will take you down”

A WHILE LATER……. ON CPAC……

1. RPF (49859879583405 points)
2. Nachos (1 point)
3. AR (0.75 point)
4. UMA (0.00000000000000000000000000001 points)

RPF LEADER AND RPF 407985982594IC RESUME CHATTING

RPF Leader: “What da fuck did I tell you, RPF always win, fap Hitler!”

RPF 407985982594ic: “Don’t you mean Heil Hitler”

RPF Leader: “Yeah, I know he gassed my Grandfather but FAP HITLER”

RPF Leader: “I want every RPF to attend event tonight”

RPF 407985982594ic: “Um sorry but there is 4 people in this army”

RPF Leader: “I want to max 100000000000000000000000 troops tonight”

RPF 407985982594ic: “FUCK YOU ELM, GAS ELM, FAP TO NACHOS”

RPF Leader: “Fuck off, we don’t need you. All we need is mutlilogging, our confidence, our stupid black outfit and my ego to be RPF”

RPF Leader 3: “I just wanna suck off Nacho Salsa off the hard Nacho chips………”

RPF Leader 2: “I already did, I quit this fucking army, GAS ELM, I’m joining Nachos”

RPF Leader 3: “I quit too, GAS ELM, I’m joining Nachos”

RPF Leader: “Just me now…. I STILL HAVE MY EGO. RPF WINS EVERYTHING…. WE NEED A NEW NAME”

RPF Leader: “I got it… Elmo”

RPF: “Elm for me and O for how overpowered I am with multilogs and bots!”

RPF Leader: “Time for my daily watch of Jewish Gay porn”

FAPS CAN BE HEARD IN BACKGROUND AND DRMATT ENTERS

DrMatt: “HEY EM”

RPF Leader: “pay for hookers or your dead”

DrMatt: “sure sending them now”

RPF Leader: “I’m outtie”

ELM DID NOT GET LAID AND REMAINS A VIRGIN AT THE AGE OF 35. NOTHING THAT MOVES WILL GO NEAR HIM.

DrMatt BLEW OUT ALL OF HIS DAD’S MONEY ON CP ARMIES AND IS NOW LIVING HOMELESS ON THE STREETS AND CRIES EVERYDAY

RPF LEADER 2&3 ARE IN NACHOS AND HAVE RECOVERED

RPF 407985982594ic IS IN NACHOS AND IS LEADING THEM TO VICTORY.

The end.

Well, what do you think? Let me know in the comments below!

Adios, Nachos.

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