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    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII



March Madness, and its importance *All should read*

So, I’m sure a lot of you are seeing “March Madness Sweet 16” on the Nacho and Club Penguin Army Central site. Some of you may think this is…. just an ordinary Sunday, weekend event. You’re wrong. This is one of the most important battles of 2016. Every battle is important, but like this is a really important one. Say you take 6 tests a year, and you only need to get a 100% on 3 of them. This is one of those 3 tests we need to get 100% on.

So why is this tournament so important?

All tournaments are important for the Nachos, tournaments are usually our time to shine. We won the Champions Cup, and we runner up’d in Christmas Chaos. Previous to that, we won the Spring Smackdown and we runner up’d in March Madness. We’ve won March Madness twice before, we’ve won Christmas Chaos I, and the legends cup I.

Twice we’ve won March Madness. People call the legends cup IW’s tournament (Rest in Peace) and Christmas Chaos has more recently been RPF’s tournament. March Madness is called the Nacho tournament. It’s really important.

What not to do?

Don’t talk sh*t. I’ve hated that. When I led the Nachos, talking sh*t was a punishable act. I’ve seen some CPAC comments from 95 Spider/Legofan Cy that pissed me off a bit. I’ve had conversations with both of them, and we’ve worked it out, but it’s the point. I saw 95 say something like “GOLDS ONLY MAX 20!!!”

That’s what we don’t need. Respect and never underestimate your opponent. The Golds will be no pushover. I learned this the hard way. Going into the Champions Cup, I was nervous. We were all nervous. All of us knew it would be a tough battle, and indeed it was. Christmas Chaos however, I personally went in with a different attitude. Before Christmas Chaos, we had beaten RPF in our second of 3 wars. We and myself included thought it would be an easy victory…. We lost. You know what RPF did that battle? They kicked our ass. They recruited more, and they went in with the attitude we had against the Water Vikings in the Champions Cup.

What to do?

Don’t be afraid of your opponent, but respect them. Be humble. When the Golds talk sh*t about how they’re gonna beat us… let them. Let them talk all they want! What Stone, Dan, Agent, Fluffy, Bubba, the entire Nacho leadership, and myself want you doing is saying “Hope it’s a good battle” , “Good Luck” or “Can’t wait.” We want only positive things about the battle, not “NACHOS RULE F*GS, SUCKA THIS D*CK.”

I want you all to attend and what not, but most importantly, I want you all to have fun. I personally love tournaments more than I like wars or regular battles. Tournaments are a one and done type of thing. In a war, if you lose, you’ll have plenty of battles to make up that loss. In tournaments, you have one shot to win. If you lose, it’s over. That’s why it’s 10x more fun.


All of you Nachos need to attend this battle. It’s 30 minutes of your time well spent on Sunday, March 13. If you don’t attend the battle, you’re not letting me down, you’re not letting Dan/Stone/Fluffy or the leadership down, you’re letting yourselves and the community down.

So, lets beat the Golds, and lets have a great battle. I hope this battle is important to you as it is to me…..

“You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity comes once in a life time”

Lets win this, lets have a good battle, lets have fun. I’ll be there, will you?


Big brother is always watching



3 Responses

  1. i’ll be there

  2. So it is on the 13th?? I AM so HAPPY CAUSE I CAN (HOPEFULLY) MAKE IT!!!!!!! If I don’t make it, do us proud Dan/Stone/Fluffy/Celtic/Lego/Any nacho there is.

  3. We’ll try our best!!! I will try to come as it is 2:am for me…but I will try my best.

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