Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
Ok, so we started off around about the same size, to be honest we were bigger at some points, however, our XAT crashed, which brought our size right down, but this is why I’m still proud of you guys, even though NOBODY was on chat, we were still able to perform tactics on CP to a pretty good level, something I doubt ACP would be able to do, they’d probably run around shouting “WE LOSE”. When I was talking to Flipper, he was unable to comprehend why we lost size, Flipper, you truly are a moron.
How many hits the site gets is extremely important, it reflects how active the leaders, 2ics, 3ics, advisors etc are. The more posts you make in a day, the more hits you get that day, it’s fairly simple, and I’m extremely happy to tell you that January 2012 is the most hits we’ve had in a month since August 2010, August 2010 also happens to have been the busiest month for this site, with 72149 hits that month. The January that we’ve just had has had 45,651 hits.
If you can’t read that, then try clicking on it, if you can’t click on it then get a magnifying glass.
There is one thing though, our hits are dropping again, this is nothing to do with the troops, but we the owners need to post more, at most points last month we were post 6-8 posts with meaning a day, at the current moment we don’t seem to be making that many. Let’s try to publish at least 3 meaningful posts a day.
Well done guys, I’m extremly proud of todays battle, you guys did epic! (Considering it was an Euro event).
Me and Funk’s came to the conclusion that the battle was a draw, there was no way to decide a winner, the whole battle was really close, thanks ACP for an epic battle :D.
These pictures are in a random order
MWHAHA Pwning ACP here
WE IS ANGRY THAT KHIMO IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL
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OUR CLOVER IS BETTER THAN URS
Pwning ACP loads here
Why the fuck did I say this was a draw... -.-
LET THEM EAT CAKE
LET THEM EAT CAKE #2
Fast response for short notice
ACP IS ANTI CP
10 Nachos 9 ACP
To be honest, I really don’t see how it’s a draw, we obviously won, but after being evil to the ACP on Tuesday and putting them through the sleepless night since the Nachos were “claiming” to have won Snow Fort (even though I was joking…), I decided to be nice, of course we’ll be getting the other half at some point.
Edit: Also I swear you guys should read my post about propaganda, and your recent Sleet post proves my point. >>Here
You are unable to comprehend the meaning of my post, my post was to riducule YOU! Yes, you won Snow Fort, any body could see that, although I must say, my pictures were NOT pre-battle!
My post was a satire [“the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing,denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.”], I was ironic and did exactly the kind of thing I’d expect you to do. Which you probably would do.
I also made fun of your use of selective imagery, are you unable to read? Did you not see in my post that I said “Now that’s what I call selective imagery”? I assume not, since you were ignorant enough to carry on being butt-hurt that I dared to stand against your atrocious leadership, I wish I took some pictures of King Funks sounding so distressed when I said on ACP main chat that “Nachos had won”. It was rather amusing.
ACP is an army that chooses to consider this world of warfare to be much alike to the real world, and so begins the first moral of this post.
Club Penguin Armies will never suffice to your daily lives. Yes, they are great, they are fun, you will meet some amazing people here, that you would not have had the chance to in your real life. But due to ACP’s policy of ACP being more important than real life, you have many of their troops doing things like, skipping school to come to events. I am glad that [as far as I know] none of our troops skip school to come to events, and yet we’re still winning this war, that just goes to show that our troops are more numerous, and have a better personality, our troops are less likely to bitch about things, unlike the ACP’s. It’s safe to say that the Nachos’ troops have the greatest personality’s of all armies, and the most diverse. So what was the point of that;
Short Summary
Real life first then armies= Happy people = Happy troops = better troops = Awesome active army. <<<Thats the Nachos
Armies first then real life = Depressed people = Depressed troops = Worse troops = Falling army. <<<Thats the ACP
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Anyway, back to the main point of this post, so in the real world there’s this thing called “propaganda”. Propaganda is using the media to influence peoples opinions, it really is everywhere, just take a look, it’s used everywhere. Here’s an example;
Or look at this anti-communist propaganda created in the 40’s
But when does ACP use their propaganda?
Well they use it everyday, I simply went on to a recent post and found propaganda quite easily. If you read an ACP post wrote by Kingfunks the whole post is jam packed with propaganda, even in the fist line.
Another Amazing event ACP as we show off our amazing European troops
In case they hadn’t realised they had lost that event, and yet they seem to boast about their “great” size, and unfortunately the type of troops that the ACP has, makes them gullible enough to be sucked into it. They are happy to believe everything that their incompetent higher ranks say, they do not make decisions for themselves. ACP is what we call a totalitarian dictatorship, when the leaders of the country (or in this case army) control every aspect of their peoples lives. This kind of government is what was used in the Soviet Union (Russia) during Stalin’s leadership, and what is currently happening in North Korea. During Stalin’s leadership a “cult of Stalin” emerged, in which the people of the Soviet Union worshipped Stalin like a god. Very alike to ACP’s troops, effectively worshiping Flipper and Kenneth, or in more mild terms, sucking up to them. Another feature of a totalitarian dictatorship is the censorship of media, in case you haven’t noticed, on ACP’s site, much of their pictures of events is when the Nachos are either in different rooms, or about to go into another room, this selective imagery is to fool their troops into thinking they won the event.
Of course the biggest and most controversial source of propaganda around here is CPAC… or more namely, Kingfunks. Let us not go into the details, but should an ACP 4ic (is it?) be posting about an ACP-Nachos-LT war on an “unbiased” site? Mchappy, ACP 2ic, also posted about this war on ACP, or at least note directly, but in essence he was posting pro-ACP propaganda (I must admit however, Mch it was a good post :D).
An excellent example of ACP’s propaganda outside of this war, is the ACP-GT war that occurred awhile ago. In this war the ACP used to propaganda to affectivel win a war that they were about tying in. They forced GT’s leader, Rioters to retire, by spreading a rumor that was obviously fake, was believed by so many. And alike to human nature, the truth was twisted. Before long ACP’s lower ranking troops came to their conclusion that Rioters was an evil person who hacked small army sites for fun. Even ACP’s claims of what Rioters was doing weren’t as bad at that. They’re claims was that Rioters had doxed, and released information about a small (or was it medium?) army leader, despite their being insufficient evidence, and that Rioters pleaded that he was innocent.
The image bellow is an ACP troop (who is a friend of mine) that took the ACP post for the truth.
(Click on the image to view)
And that my friends concludes my post that sums up the ACP’s use of propaganda, fairly well, even though I could have easily wrote another thousand or so words about this.
I am most sorry for writing the kind of thing that you’d see on CPAC SMAC, CPAE, CPUN or any other unbiased news site, but I really had to make this post. Of course I could be considered a hypocrite, considering this post is propaganda, in the sense that I am trying to change your views, however, throughout this post I have stuck with the facts, and told you the truth, to my own knowledge.
I won’t be active for the next 2 weeks, I wish you guys thE best of luck against ACP, make me proud, thrash them in this war, I know you can do it ;). I may still be able to come on chat a few times, but until these 2 weeks are over cya later 🙂
Hello, my fellow Europeans (and Americans) we have our chance to shine, to show how much we have improved, to show that the Nacho European force is great.
Promotion event! For any European that makes this event, they will gain a promotion, however any American who show will not, this is due to the American troops already having the opportunity earlier in the week to have gained a promotion. This does not mean you shouldn’t come if you’re American…
As many of you know, it is impossible to make an army that fits perfectly, to the personalities, likes, dislikes, hobbies, favourite things to do, of all its troops. Being the Nachos army of Club Penguin, we aim to have fun above all else, we aim to be a tightly knit group of friends, and ultimately, like family to each other, only that we’re like virtual family (wary).
I honestly don’t have a clue what I’ve just said, oh, basically, I want to try and fit the stuff we do around you.
So commence the polls…
Please note, that we cannot tell who has voted in which category, so for example, if you don’t wish people to know your age, you’re still safe to vote, as we will not know what you have voted for.
If you answer ‘No’ in the last poll, please tell us in a comment how we can improve the Nachos 😉
And if I think of any more polls, then expect to see some more appear on this post 😀
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