Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
After CPAC made a terrible mistake in their Top 10 by putting us as the #6 army, we were eager to prove CPAC wrong. Before the battle even started, however, Funks declared that we had won. This easy victory hindered us from proving our worth to CPAC as the #2 army, but definitely shows that we are stronger than the Light Troops.
We start off with 21 troops and do E+T bombs.
Nachos have 23 troops.
Nachos do suns and have 22 troops.
Nachos do war faces with 23 troops.
Nachos spam “NACHO ARMY” with 22 troops.
Nachos do a waterfall tactic with shocked faces with 24 troops.
Nachos do joke bombs with 24-26 troops, while Funks declares us the winner.\
We screw around a bit longer even though we won. (21 troops)
The Nachos will move on to face the “Arctic Defenders” in the Quarter Finals:
Saturday, 31st December
Nachos vs Arctic Defenders
Klondike, Forts
2:00 PM EST
1:00 PM CST
12:00 PM MST
11:00 AM PST
7:00 PM UK
Mark this on your calendars, and comment on this post if you made the battle vs CPC.
Tan Edit:
CPAC’s face when they realized they made a mistake..
The Orange Alliance recruiting was a failure for the Orange Alliance, but a magnificent job by the Nachos. The event was 99% Nachos, and had 1 or 2 soldiers from the other armies, so the Nachos are claiming this event as our own.
Nachos have 22 soldiers.
Nachos have 23 soldiers.
Nachos do war faces and have 24 soldiers.
Nachos go to the Ice Berg and make a strange circle.
Nachos half-ass a tactic and have 23 soldiers.
Nachos have 23 soldiers.
Nachos do war faces with a mere 16 troops.
CPAC’s face when they realize we ARE a Top 5 army.
I am Person1233. Many of you know me as the guy who led the Nachos from November 2008 to August 2009, leading the Nachos to their greatest rises, and then my retirement brought the Nachos to their lowest point. I’ve been an advisor to the Nachos for a good part of 2010 and 2011 since I own the website and chat that we use. The Nachos have had tons of failed opportunities in 2011 to rise above all armies, but things just didn’t turn out the way we hoped, and the Nachos maintained their average sizes.
The only way for 2012 to be a completely different year for the Nachos is if we shift our focus. Our xat chat is our focus 90% of the time. Back in 2007 and 2008, Club Penguin was 80% of our focus, while Xat was our base that we looked back on to make sure we were at the right place. Over the course of the next few months, I will urge the leaders to get the army on Club Penguin more. This does not mean constantly battling. Screwing around on CP WILL be encouraged. It’s a children’s game, and many of you are teenagers, but you can make it fun. Robbing the pizza parlor may be considered a childish activity to many of you, but with the right people, you can make this children’s game fun again.
What will be the result of making Club Penguin fun again? More troops will want to go on Club Penguin for more time instead of just having mindless conversations on Xat. When Nachos are on Club Penguin as a group, we actually have the potential to recruit new members opposed to being isolated in our Xat chatroom. The key to getting this army large again doesn’t have to be with a genius leader who knows everything there is about leading an army. It’s all about setting up the right circumstances so that a leader who is even barely competent can manage and allow the army to rise.
Many are unwilling to put forward the work in order to get the army to rise. Being average is “good enough” for you. This is only because you haven’t tasted the sweet taste of victory when you’re the largest army in Club Penguin. It is a fantastic feeling, and I’m sure ACP is getting sick of it. Don’t you want to be a force like this?
In summary
Screw around on CP more. It lets us get more recruits and you’ll realize how fun it is.
Unfortunately, we lost today due to oddly miniscule numbers. The only reason that this could have happened is because many people were not able to see that we had an invasion today. When your schedule is free and there’s an event scheduled during that time, it’s your duty as a part of the Nacho army to attend. Please, check the Nacho website each morning for events to find out if you can attend some exciting battles. You, the troops are the only way that we will continue to move forward in this war.
Tomorrow, we will invade the server of Christmas, and it is of utmost importance that every Nacho soldier who can attends. We need to prove that we are capable of achieving great sizes and showing that this war is ours. Another thing we need to do more is unscheduled raids when a battle is not scheduled. For example, the UK guys who can not make the late night battles and raid servers. Other than that, continue what you guys are doing and this war will be yours.
DECEMBER 6TH IS THE INVASION OF CHRISTMAS, AND THIS IS A NECESSARY BATTLE!
Phase I of the war has been an amazing success, as on many dates our enemies didn’t even resemble an army! I would like to thank LT for putting spirit into this war and making the battles as close as they were. The war we are having right now really represents how wars should be. The only thing that disappoints me is the LT’s inability to accept defeat. Because of this, we will continue invading your servers. Phase II has commenced.
We will Invade CHRISTMAS,SLED, ICELAND, AND SNOW FLAKE.
Edit by Chrisi: I will not be active for ONE WEEK, due to reasons that I will not go into. Story Contest Results are postponed, sorry 😦
MY RESPONSE TO ALL LT ARGUMENTS:
Today, the Nachos logged on to Migrator to face a sizable enemy who could have been a great opponent today. This enemy, the Light Troops, however, did absolutely nothing for the entire battle! During this event, they can not be classified as an army, so I will refer to them as the protesters at Migrator for the remainder of the post.
25 minutes before the battle, things were looking grim for the Nachos as we could barely muster 7 troops. Through time, though, we were able to finally achieve 15 troops. The battle started off in the Beach, where the Nachos made a line at the left edge of the Beach. The protesters at Migrator, meanwhile made a strange U shape in the middle of the beach and danced for approximately 20 minutes. As the Nachos were outnumbered and executing a tactic every 30 minutes, the protesters at Migrator continuously danced and made smiley faces at us.
Eventually, we grew in size and matched their size, so we made lines through their line. They didn’t like that, so they spouted jokes at us. No problem. An army can handle jokes, but snowballs would have been a different story. The protesters at Migrator never did grow the balls to throw a snowball at the Nachos, though. This dragged on as the protesters at Migrator REFUSED to resemble an army in anyway. The Nachos grew bored and moved to the Cove, destroying our size advantage.
This grew to be a great challenge for the Nacho leaders, because disorganization haunted the Nachos throughout the entire time that we were in the Cove. However, through some unexpected help from the Ice Warriors, we were able to combat the size that the protesters at Migrator had. These penguins STILL refused to throw snowballs. The Nachos barely had 10 troops by 8:40 due to disorganization, but the Ice Warriors certainly made up for this, and for that, the Nachos are very grateful. We owe you guys.
Fed up with the protesters at Migrator’s lack of demands, hygiene, and manners, I PCed their 2nd in Command and asked if they surrendered. This was a very confused man, for he believed that his group of peaceful protesters were crushing the Nacho and Ice Warrior ARMIES, who were actually in combat! Understanding of his immense confusion, I ignored this and urged the Nachos to continue on. Finally, at 8:52 PM EST, this confused man decided to log off because the protesters at Migrator had won!?
I apologize for insulting a man with mental challenges such as believing that protesters could take on an army, but logging off a group of protesters because you believe that you “won” defeats the purpose of a protest! At 8:53 PM EST, the Nachos claimed Migrator for the Nachos and the Ice Warriors after we ensured that the server was clear of these protesters. We never did find out what the protesters of Migrator were protesting.
Thank you to all of the Nachos who stayed throughout this entire event and never gave up against the unsanitary and rude protesters who never told us why they didn’t want us to have Migrator. We may have been witnessing occupy Migrator, but I guess we shall never know. PLEASE, PLEASE, comment your pictures of the battle here so I can have further proof that the Nachos rule at crowd control.
As a member of the Nacho Army, you should understand the importance of Fjord to the Nacho Empire. From base of operations in the Golden Age to the last glimmer of hope that the Nachos held on to during the dark ages, Fjord has been with us through good and bad times. Today, the Nachos had a less than spectacular performance, which happens. We are not a perfect army, and sometimes an unfortunate number of troops have something else to do during the time of battle. The soldiers are NOT being blamed for today’s loss, but instead the circumstances that were inevitable.
The only way that we will rebound from this is to show up with large numbers and an attitude that says “WE WILL PROTECT THIS HOUSE!” The Light Troops are an army with a history of abuse and malicious harm to all armies through their antics. Will you stand for an abomination of an army to take our beautiful capital, Fjord? I may be retired, but I will always be a Nacho and it will always be my duty to help the army defend Fjord. The day that the Light Troops conquer our great Fjord shall never come– and only you can prevent this possibility.
The Nachos have 5 YEARS of EXCELLENCE under our belts, and all of you are representing the current generation. What will the future generations of Nacho say if an army like the Light Troops defeated the Nachos on their capital? Such an event should not even have to be suggested as long as every Nacho soldier who can be on at the time of battle, is on and ready to fight. If you are a true Nacho, you will do all that you can to defend Fjord on Wednesday, November 30th!
DEFENCE OF FJORD
Date: Wednesday, November 30 (LT said November 31st, lol)
Server: Fjord Server
Time:
8:00 Eastern(EST)
7:00 Central(CST)
6:00 Mountain(MST)
5:00 Pacific(PST)
1:00 AM United Kingdom(UK)<<Not Expected
11:00 AM Australian (Will be Friday )<<Not Expected
Have faith in your leaders through this battle, and success will be plentiful.
Today, on 11/11/11, around the world we celebrate the anniversary of the end of World War I, which was supposed to be the war to end all wars. On today’s date, we also honor the 3rd anniversary of what led to the end of wars on Mammoth. World War IV killed Mammoth as a server of war, which occurred right as Club Penguin turned the Dojo into a horrible place to battle. If you’re interested, I ask you to read my summary of World War IV and its battles. Arm yourself with knowledge. (http://armycentralcp.wordpress.com/2011/11/11/11/)
In other news, I logged into my WordPress account this morning to find that no one was on the site except Ads and I. I will be fixing this over the course of today, so please contact me so I can have your e-mail addresses.
This evening we held an event in order to train ourselves for real enemies during times of war. Our opponent was the Watex Warriors, which may not have been the best choice. We dominated the entire time, mainly because the WW did not take it seriously. However, we lacked people, definitely because of the start of school. I understand that our troops have homework to do, and they don’t want to spend all of their free time on here. Once school gets settled and we get used to it, then I’m sure our numbers will rise again. Just one thing: DO YOUR HOMEWORK IMMEDIATELY AFTER COMING HOME FROM SCHOOL.
Here are some pictures from today’s practice battle:
Nobody is taking this battle seriously at this point.
Nachos vs Arctic Defenders 
Nacho Army of Club Penguin 