Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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Notable Tournament Championships
Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII
As the site administrator, it’s my obligation to ensure the maintenance of the Nacho Army’s resting place. However, as I have not been active in the army in some time, I think it would be more appropriate for me to follow the plans of those who are active. I will respect this plan and implement it to the best of my abilities.
To the memory of the great Nacho Army of Club Penguin,
Person1233
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User ID 1524918492 is the real me, not a fake.
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Camper Edit: As of right now, the entire site has been restored other then a few small graphical details. Nothing important was lost and everything is back to normal. Viva Los Nachos!
Hello, this is Person1233. For those of you that don’t know, I joined the Nachos in 2008 and was the leader in 2009. Kevin’s account was compromised this morning, which allowed for someone to add themselves to the site, delete our theme and pages, and post porn. Let’s all publicly shame this individual:
If anyone has any information about this incident, notify Nacho leadership. Puckley will assist in the transition of the leadership back to the website as well as the restoration of the theme and pages. I’ve been out of the loop so I don’t trust myself to add people back on my own. I’m just glad I was able to act and remove the hacker before our posts were lost.
The Nachos are and have always been a resilient army. Pride yourselves in your ability to come back from this setback and know you’ll always have a safety net in me.
*Person1233
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The Person on chat is real
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I’m not sure why I didn’t see this earlier. Club Penguin armies, this world we have created, is an miniature replica of the current state of the world.
nachos are america (shiv edit)
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I noticed that PR was back and I just thought that I would write a post making sure that you guys don’t embarrass yourselves. Remember that the Purple Republic originates on 4chan, specifically the /v/ board, and no amount of “fighting” on Club Penguin will make them go away. The more that you entertain them by acting like children and roleplaying on a children’s game, the longer they will pursue you.
They’re amused by the slightly autistic nature of the whole Club Penguin army community and no amount of pleading will make them leave you alone. You must simply let them run their course until they become bored of harvesting your actions for lulz. If you want to take on the slogan “Protect Club Penguin,” then do as you please. Above all, try your best to not act like an autistic 8 year old so that they get bored.
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I’m very impressed at how the current Nacho leadership is handling this war, and I’m not surprised to see ACP admit victory every time they lose. The way battles are fought on Club Penguin make it so that a clear winner can not be determined unless the army stays on the server for hours on end. This means, though, that an army of 6 can outlast an army of 40 and win. Where do we draw the line? No clue, we need judges to determine a point system, but people would complain that’s too complicated.
In our case, however, we are clearly outmaneuvering the ACP with smaller sizes, and the ACP refuses to accept that so they mull around on Club Penguin to try and get something started while their leaders are in a frenzy to attempt to get soldiers on Club Penguin. They have to rely on their European troops because their American troops have become too lazy. The Nachos are at a critical point in this war, and to keep it moving forward in the direction its in, we need to crush ACP’s made-up fantasy.
No matter what lies ACP post, you need to remember that ACP is an army which has its foundation built on deception and lies. From the very beginning, Oagalthorp would take his army to a room 1 hour after the battle to take a picture to deceive other armies that he actually won. Now, the ACP leaders are just outright lying and their gullible troops are eating it up. The ACP leadership is secretly in chaos while the army community thinks they’re winning.
We all know who is really winning this war, and once the lies that the ACP are trying to build their morale, finally collapse, it will be clear to all. I’m very impressed by the Nachos so far, and I hope you don’t let me down. Go out there and give ACP a war to go down in history.
Also, if ACP dares to say they own Fjord again I will personally be involved in the next battle for Fjord.
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The Black Alliance is gone before they even got started. Because of this, the Orange Alliance (mostly Nachos and WW) screwed around on Icicle. All defenses are canceled.
There was one thing I noticed during this invasion. Our tactics aren’t how they should be. We’re good at spamming things, but when it comes to odd formations, we definitely are lacking. I asked the Nachos to form a parabolic curve in the town, and even gave a picture to go off of.
Instead, all we did was make a blob for 10 minutes until some people finally got it, and we made a very steep parabola. From this experience, it’s obvious that the Nachos need to work on formations. Not just lines, but odd formations that you probably will never use in battle. Practicing this will help creating formations that are necessary to contain the enemy. Such as a free moving line like this:
The Nachos have a lot of tactic sessions, but we need to have more meaningful tactic sessions where we do formations that we’ve never even attempted before. Such as the tactic above, which could help to surround the enemy if they decided to group around the orange. Random formations during tactic sessions would really help our ability to form any lines we want.
In summary, please schedule more tactic sessions where you do more formations than spamming.
Your advisor,
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