The Nacho Army landed in the Snow Forts of Tuxedo today and formed a line of attack. We had 3 guys guarding the rear, and we were again in textbook position for ambush. Again, there was no RPF line of defense. We set up our M1917 Browning Salsa Machine Guns ready for anything that came at us. We did a couple of emote tactics and screamed taunting things to RPF, but it appeared the server had been abandoned. Seeing there was much to do, we decided to hit up the nightclub of Tuxedo. There, we spent about 5 minutes attempting a U, but I guess we just weren’t ready for it. Instead, we made an upside down T with Pickletree93 as our dj. We screamed war cries like “EGG” and taunted RPF a few more times. Knowing we had looted the RPF capital the best we could, we set up a campfire in the Cove. There, we made our departure chants from Tuxedo as the Nacho Cat transporters were awaiting us a few hundred yards out in the water.

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Hey, Guys.

Today we logged onto Snowfall town with no RPF resistance. We maxed about 25 soldiers. We started off at the town and began burning all the buildings down and putting up the Nacho flag. We then moved to the snow forts where we thought RPF would be situated with heavy machine gun nests. We were wrong, the forts were empty. We set up 2 different positions in the forts, and upside down T and a clocktower line just in case of an attack. We were in textbook position for ambush. Our final room was the great ice berg of Snowfall.  We danced around it and we rose the great Nacho flag.

Amidst our march across Snowfall, an RPF coup d’etat happend. Elmikey, RPF Monarch decided to go insane and overthrow all of RPF’s leaders. XxxxxxxxxxToysoldierxxxxxxxxxxX, Ghost,  Drake, and even his buttbuddy Silverburg were overthrown. Basically Elm’s post was full of bullshit. He pretended he didn’t know Silverburg was a fake which is an absolute lie.

Silverburg is not from 2007, he was some CPPS guy from 2013 that joined the army with a similar view to Elm.

So, that’s 3 RPF leaders gone and probly about half their multilogs?

So where next? Well, we’re gonna destroy them.

Drake came to our chat expecting to join. The soldiers of the Nacho army denied him. They didn’t want a slimebag who was against us 30 minutes earlier amongst them in our ranks. We gave him the deal of ranking up from highest member. He declined. He thinks he’s better than someone like Stone523, who went from private to leader. Or 95 spider, who went from private to 3ic. Or even Legofan Cy, who went from private to almost leader.

Never give up Nachos. We promote our soldiers.

And RPF refugees, Are welcome to the Nachos. You will be welcomed and given a supply of Nacho chips and cheese for the rest of your happy lives.

Pictures of our march:

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You guys have been the best allies an army could ask for. As a German general once spoke to his troops and said :

“Men it’s been a long war, it’s been a tough war. You have fought bravely, and proudly for your country. We are a special group. We’ve built on one another, a bond, that exists only in combat. As brothers, we’ve shared foxholes, held each other in dire moments. We’ve seen death and suffered together. We are proud to have served with each and every one of you. We deserve long and happy lives, playing club penguin warfare in peace.”

To AR. You guys have had our back, and we’ve had yours. I just want to thank you.

To the Nachos, maybe if this army isn’t for you. That’s okay, but if you need another great army to join, It’s the ARMY REPUBLIC.

Also, to RPF.

Fuck you.

AR cleansed Fjord for us while you were pressing J on White House. You still haven’t taken our actual Capital yet.

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

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Hey Nachos!

Today our US division invaded the server Cloudy from RPF. At first, we maxed _ and averaged _ but RPF came to help us out. They did our tactics, formations, and even came on our chat. Also, their 11 joke tactics really helped us pull off the win. Thanks, RPF! Comment if you came!

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SERVER: SNOW ANGEL ROOM: FORTS

BE ON CHAT FOR BATTLE

To join the chat, click on your name! You have a green pawn and are on the top of the users list! [Xat gives you a funny default name]

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Sleet was easy. We took the server in 20 minutes. I think we maxed like 13. Welcome back Sleet. We missed you <3. Pictures below. No effort put into this event. One brave RPF troop opposed us. He’s worthy of being a Nacho.

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HEY RPF, ITS YOUR GLORIOUS EXALTED GOD KING LORD PAIN/ELMIKEY/SHINY/CPWORLD/TOYSOLDIER/CHIP/INSERT OWNER HERE. AS YOU KNOW, WE ARE THE BEST ARMY IN ALL OF CLUB PENGUIN AND IT IS SIMPLY BECAUSE WE RECRUIT AND ARE BIGGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. WE ARE THE BEST ARMY IN CLUB PENGUIN. WE ARE THE BEST. ALL OTHER ARMIES ARE INFERIOR TO RPF BECAUSE WE ARE THE BEST. KILL ALL NACHOS AND KILL ALL AR AND KILL ALL WV. WE ARE THE BEST. EVERY DAY I CHECK THE MIRROR AND SEE A GOD AMONG MEN STANDING BEFORE ME BECAUSE I LEAD THIS GREAT ARMY, THE BEST ARMY.

IN ORDER FOR EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW GREAT WE ARE, I AM REQUIRING EVERY OWNER TO MAKE AT LEAST 2 POSTS A DAY ABOUT HOW GREAT WE ARE. THERE IS NO REASON WHY WE SHOULDN’T BE MAXING ONE MILLION ON CLUB PENGUIN AT ANY GIVEN TIME. WE WIN EVERY FIGHT, EVEN THE ONES WE LOSE, BUT WE NEVER LOSE, BECAUSE WE ARE RPF. NACHOS ARE JEALOUS OF OUR HUGE SIZE EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE BEATEN US IN PREVIOUS WARS BY THEMSELVES ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS, BUT WE AREN’T GOING TO THINK ABOUT THOSE WARS BECAUSE THEY ARE CHEATING. YES, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. NACHOS CHEAT CONSTANTLY. TACO IS FOR CHEATING. ALLIES IS CHEATING. I HATE CHEATING BUT SPRITE IS INNOCENT CLEARLY.

NOW THAT I HAVE GOT YOUR ATTENTION, I WANT TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT WE ARE THE BEST ARMY IN CLUB PENGUIN. I WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE HAVE 20,000,000 VIEWS IN ONE DAY. THERE IS NO EXCUSE AS TO WHY YOU SHOULDN’T BE ON CLUB PENGUIN HYPING A BATTLE FOR 12 HOURS STRAIGHT. WE HAVE TO WIN. WE MUST WIN. WHAT WOULD RPF BE IF WE DIDN’T WIN? IT WOULD BE BAD, BUT AS I HAVE SAID PREVIOUSLY, WE ALWAYS WIN, AND HAVE NEVER LOST.

GOOD JOB TROOPS FOR MAXING 100,000+ THIS BATTLE, BUT YOU WILL BE FIRED IF YOU DON’T ATTEND THE NEXT BATTLE IN 20 MINUTES AND THE NEXT BATTLE AN HOUR LATER. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT. RPF VICTORY. RPF VICTORY. EVERYONE IS JEALOUS OF US AND WE CAN DO NO WRONG. IF YOU’RE NOT CONVINCED, THERE WILL BE 20 MORE POSTS THIS WEEK SAYING THE SAME THING. COMMANDO WOULD BE PROUD OF US EVEN THOUGH HE ABANDONED US TO GO DO SOMETHING ELSE.

YOUR GLORIOUS, GODLY, INFALLIABLE, GREAT, EXALTED, LEGENDARY, CHAMPION,

LORD PAIN

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Well, for starters. Nachos declared war on you because of stupid faggot posts like these, our inability to recruit, and because we really just hate you guys. You didn’t give a reason in your post, and from what I understand you don’t know how to spell.

How does a human being with all 23 pairs of chromosomes spell “revealed” as “reviled”. Centaur17 can spell better than that, jesus christmas! Giving RPF the honor to cover them up in there graveyard on Tuxedo.. So you’re implying we own something on Tuxedo?

Well, you don’t need to imply Shiny. According to our invasion, we kicked your ass on Tuxedo. So uh yeah, I guess we own a grave yard. RPF won’t cover up shit on Tuxedo. Keep making flame posts sonny jimbob!

Post some more flame posts. We know you’re Dan K. Memes RPF.

Kevdog out

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

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