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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII

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RPF didn’t fight the good fight

Fluffy: Here’s the Battle of Tuxedo from my point of view.

I bring forth great news. The legions of the Nacho Army bravely stormed the beaches of Tuxedo with lots of RPF resistance. We then made our way to a non guarded RPF artillery garrison in the stadium. After meeting little resistance, intelligence believed the forest was heavily infested with RPF. We made our circle formations and dug in for what we expected a massive attack. When we heard RPF had abandoned the city, cheers were heard throughout the city and salutes were given to the Nacho Liberators. Any remaining RPF were shot by Nacho patrols. Hazie and Royalsfan15 reported that one of the RPF drenched himself in oil, and then lit himself on fire. Conno11 , Pickletree and Rickboytae reported they found an RPF soldier masturbating violently in the bushes. They put him out of his damn misery.

In all seriousness, we went to the beach and fought a smaller than expected RPF force. I truely believe we defeated them there. We were not going to stay in one room the whole battle, so we made our trek to the Ice Rink. There, we met little oppositon besides AR, who thought they would raid the battle room. RPF didn’t show up. We then went to the forest. The AR requested to circle up with us. Together, we helped each other dig fox holes. No RPF resistance was met, and that in my opinion is a Nacho victory.

The pics are good, We maxed about 25 I think at the peek. All Hail Nachonnia!

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Defence of Fjord [Results]

Hola Nachos,

Sorry this post is late. Yesterday we logged on to defend our co-capital server, Fjord, from the Rpf, but we lost the battle. We maxed 25 pre-battle, but Rpf’s size was enough to lockout a lot of our troops from the battle rooms. Never give up, Nachos. We will reclaim Fjord this week.

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Invasion of Tuxedo Today

Doritos EXPOSED AGAIN LOL

Goodnight, Badboy. Sleep tight.

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*Credits go mainly to Apollo. He bailed on the DCP to help out the community*

*Post took an approximate 45 minutes to type* January the 9th, seven days before right now, the Doritos were exposed and proven guilty of over 26 multilogs used from dates such as August. Unfortunately, they used innocent Sprite as as scapegoat to cover for their hilarious mistake. Badboy, guilty of multilogging throughout many armies, more through swat – Trader proven guilty of multilogging in ACP and Mustapha proven guilty through multilogging in DCP. Their entire leadership consists of exposed multiloggers.

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Review of Dorito war – What did we really fight for?

This states my personal views and does not contain the views of the nacho army on a whole.

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SERVER: FJORD ROOM: SNOW FORTS

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The Blue Review [2]: Adult Diapers Mailed to Elmikey’s Home

#throwback

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AMURICA, PARENT’S BASEMENT — Allegations rise due to a pack of adult diapers that were mailed to the home of Elmikey, Leader of the Rebel Penguin Federation. 

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Invasion of Bobsled [RESULTS]

Hola Nachos!

Today the UK Division invaded RPF on their server Bobsled. We maxed 17 and averaged 15 troops, and fought in the Iceberg, Ice Rink, and Plaza. While we outperformed in the berg, the battle in the Stadium was very close. In the plaza, I think we closed out the invasion quite well, however we have agreed to a tie. Either way, great battle! Keep checking the schedule for invasions/defences, and try your best to make it, as we need larger sizes.

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Don’t follow (Aka’s leaving)

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Invasion of Ice Palace Pics

Today we defeated the Rebel Penguin Federation. We’re not like them where we blatantly claim victory, I will back our armies victory claim’s up with solid support. First off, RPF utilized the j key real well. They pressed it nearly the entire battle. RPF also took advantage of the blob maneuver, where you just blob into an area and press j. We made I believe 3 different formations across 3 different rooms. With very little RPF resistance aside from the casual joke tactic and the “RPF WINNING” or “NACHOS weak” tactic, I believe we’ve conquered Ice Palace. After RPF forces pulled out of the Dock, I dispatched a Nacho patrol across the server ordering any remaining RPF to be shot and killed. We couldn’t take prisoners today. RPF claims they out maxed us and that they were 2x our size. Use your eyes ladies and gentleman, from the current pictures, do you see 2x the amount of RPF? No.

RPF Monarch, Elmikey is one to avoid the word “defeat”. It’s not really in his vocabulary.

RPF claims they won because of their size advantage. Well friends, even if they had a size advantage, that doesn’t win battles.  At the battle of Bastogne in World War II, The Germans outnumbered the United States 101st airborne with a solid advantage of over 20,000 men. The Germans lost at Bastogne as it was one of Hitler’s biggest gambles.

Now, RPF did not have 2x the strength or the most deadly weapons of the time period against us. Due to our advantage in tactics and formations, I’ll call this a Nacho victory.

Here are some pictures. We wen’t a bit old school.

 

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