Hola Nachos,

It is time. We have bared the weight of Doritos too long. It is crucial that everything I have taught you pays of. It is Necessary that you come to every event. Only the power of our fists can teach them a lesson that “Mess With The Best, Die Like The Rest“. Now, here are the timings for all the events:

Thursday

 Invasion of Jack Frost from DCP

IST: 18:30

EET: 15:00

CST: 21:00

GMT: 13:00

JST: 22:00

Viva Los Nachos,

      Zekrom rules, Nacho 3ic and Nacho AUSIA leaders

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As you may know we are at war with the Doritos of Club Penguin.I have been doing some research that might shock your mind.The Doritos of Club Penguin are the Illuminati!

Here is some of my evidence I have found

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAOdnEogrd8 Watch it.It will explain everything.

I am sorry that this is true DCP you should never hide your secret.Because we will find out.

Thank You and Good Night

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DCP USES BOTS 

FJORD REMAINS NACHO

WE CLAIM VICTORY 

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DCP regain their prize as literally the most boring army in the entirety of CP Warfare ;D. Not only are they completely unfunny copycats [just like the last time] they still just sit in lines for the entirety of events and maybe bomb once every ten minutes. Look, if you’re going to do that I’m just going to start declaring Nacho victories by virtue of better tactics. I mean, Hannibal defeated Rome with better tactics didn’t he? And we try to emulate real warfare, so why not have tactics contributing heavily to victories? ;3. Anyway, we maxed 7 and lost against DCP on Blizzard, but ehhh, we’ll get better, I doubt their troops have the loyalty to log on for that many events haha.

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Hola Nachos,

Today we logged onto Fjord (1 bar server) for a tactics/ games session. We maxed 5 and averaged 4. Well done for everyone that attended. Also somebody deleted the AUSIA timings post, so if you were the person, please don’t delete until the week is over as it was causing some confusion. Thank you Legofan Cy for the pics.

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AUSIA INVASIONS HERE 

RESULTS OF INVASION OF SUMMIT HERE (w/ defense of Alaska and White House)

Will be updated throughout the week.

Invasion of Sparkle

Wednesday, March 11th

Place: TBD

Time:

7:30pm EST

6:30pm CST

5:30pm MST

4:30pm PST

11:30pm GMT

Re-Invasion of Alaska (Fought on Klondike)

Thursday, March 12th

Place: TBD

Time:

7:30pm EST

6:30pm CST

5:30pm MST

4:30pm PST

11:30pm GMT

>>> Invasions by the Nacho SS Division are HERE <<<

You must attend these! For glory!

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Hola Amigos!

So. DCP declared war on us. You know who I’m talking about, right? The army that was created by Nacho wannabes? Ok good. Anyways, we have a declassified weapon that will burn down all of DCP’s nation. (Don’t worry, LT. We all know DCP doesn’t own your nation). But let’s get down to buisness.

Time and time again, the Nachos have fallen.

A hero always rises us up.

No, it is not Santa Claus.

It is much more powerful and awesome (and beating Santa  at that is hard)

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Hello,

The Doritos raided Fjord today, as their first act of war. Even though raids are pointless, they still felt that they had to raid us. Fighting first took place in the Boiler Room, where each army was just about equal in size. After fighting in the Boiler Room, the DCP retreated to the Ice Berg where we soon followed. The battle commenced after a skirmish in then Stadium. Overall, I really don’t think there can be a winner in a raid, so we’ll just call it a tie.

There might be 15 Nachos in this picture, I don’t know.

These jokes are not even funny.

___

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-Talex

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Wednesday 11th of March

DEFENCE OF SLEET [USA]

8PM EST

7PM CST

6PM MST

5PM PST

12AM GMT

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Today the Doritos have declared war on us in an attempt to kill the army. I very much expect everyone to do all they can to make DCP f*** off.

They actually possess the most pathetic and down right moronic leaders I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting in this community [Yes, that’s aimed at you in particular Mustapha]. Expect to read the most cringy, unfunny, English-butchering and baseless posts you’ve ever read if you visit their site. I’m not even exaggerating here. I’ve fought against so many different armies, many of whom write flame posts, but DCP’s are by far the worst.

I genuinely look forward to seeing whatever nonsense they can come up with this time, remember that last war where they tried to frame us for multilogging and failed? Lol. If any Doritos are reading this post, if you get one thing out of it other than understanding I and many other Nachos dislike you intently please let it be this, keep the war clean and don’t utilise unorthodox tactics, it makes you look bad. It’s bad enough that you’re declaring war on the 10th placed army when you’re 3rd at least don’t give evidence of how pathetic you’re being by using underhanded methods in an attempt to win. [No doubt that you’ll ignore this.]

Now Nachos, we might not be in the best of states. In fact, we’re in a pretty bad state, but this is not the worst situation we’ve ever been in, and we’ve pulled through times far worse than this. Let’s us not let some very low quality copy of the Nachos defeat us. We have what it takes to rise up and make DCP realise that they’ve made a mistake. I know we do. I’ve seen it happen countless times.

If you care about the Nachos, even a little, you’ll do all you can to help us raise to great heights again. The stakes are against us my friends, but I’m certain we can reverse them. To all Nachos, past and present, go out and bring us victory.

Viva los Nachos!

“I don’t march to the beat of the drums, I hear maracas”- Shadow2446

Thank you,

Chrisi Blule

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