Hola Amigos!

So. DCP declared war on us. You know who I’m talking about, right? The army that was created by Nacho wannabes? Ok good. Anyways, we have a declassified weapon that will burn down all of DCP’s nation. (Don’t worry, LT. We all know DCP doesn’t own your nation). But let’s get down to buisness.

Time and time again, the Nachos have fallen.

A hero always rises us up.

No, it is not Santa Claus.

It is much more powerful and awesome (and beating Santa  at that is hard)

We are calling you.

Return one final time.

Re-introducing the CAT TANK!

Purchase your very own Cat Tank! Only this time, it is cheaper than ever! 15,000 Nacho Chips.

THIS TIME… YOU CAN DRIVE IT OFF OF THE CAR LOT $0 DOWN! 

SOLDIER DISCOUNT-IT IS FREE IF YOU ARE HELPING AGAINST THE WAR EFFORT!

>>>Sponsored By Fjord Motors<<<

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Viva Los Nachos!

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