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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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    View the complete list of our achievements and awards by clicking HERE.

    Notable Tournament Championships

    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII

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Panty Raids.

My fellow Nachos,

Today we had an event on Alaska which was a 4 bar server at the time. We maxed about 28 today which is pretty good. Our day began at the Beach, then we went into Cornia’s igloo(some random penguin) so we could go into the box dimension. Afterwards we went to the cruise ship pool followed by the Ice berg where we wrapped things up. Great work everybody.

Pictures taken by Storm, Beeky, kat, Roberto :

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PATROLLING FEEYORD (Fjord)

Hello, Natchoes.

This is your Third in Command, Thex478. I am here to inform you the results of our patrol of Fjord, held on Sunday, July 27th. IT WENT GOOD!!!! We maxed 22 troops while averaging around 20 through the whole event. Tactics were great. The only qualm I have about this, though, is that we had 33 on chat, while we had 22 online. That shouldn’t be happening. Other than that, good event.

Below are some pictures taken by our friends over at Playboy Magazine (Laoise, Strom, and Kat). Thanks for the pictures Playboy photographers!

LAO ADD THE PICTURES HERE IF YOU DON’T SO HELP ME GOD

Lao Edit: Okay </3 😥 

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Weekly Recap [20/07/2014 – 26/07/2014]

Here are details of the events the Nachos had from July 20th (Sunday) – July 26th (Saturday).
This is mainly for the use of any Club Penguin news sites but feel free to take a look Nachos!

Evaluation Event:[Sunday] [Maxed-24] [Server-Fjord] [Bars-1]na10

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Nacho Recruiting Competition.

Hola Nachos!

As you all know, Summer Vacation is upon us 😀 The months of June, July & August are the busiest time of the year for Club Penguin armies, with events held every day. It’s a time for Tournaments, Wars and New Challenges. Most importantly, This gives armies the opportunity to increase in size – Allowing the Nachos to begin the Evolution of our “Diamond Age.”

Due to the fact that we’re all free from school for a number of weeks, we’re expecting each of you to become more active – being on chat and scouting the servers on Club Penguin are included in this. It also gives us a chance to host more events between the troops which is why, for this week we’re having a competition!

Each Mod and Member will be given the task of recruiting as many new members as possible – getting them to leave a join comment and remain active.
There’ll be a list posted on the site with the Name of everyone who wishes to take part.
At the end of the week, Whoever has recruited the most Troops, will be given a Club Penguin Membership. Xats and Powers are also up for grabs.

Recruiting Methods:

1. Club Penguin – Try Recruit on a server.
2. Xat Chats. (Do NOT recruit on other army chats.)
3. Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, etc.. Share something about the Nachos – Your followers will see it and may be interested in taking a closer look.
4. Invite your Friends. They must be loyal to the army and not join for one week only.
5. Blog about it. Write a post about the Nacho army on your WordPress. People will be sure to read it.

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Nacho Hub: The Main Man DJ Dan Gets Main Owner

Hello Nachos!

Welcome to Nacho Hub. Nacho Hub is a new segment on the blog that Beeky has authorised me to do in which I give some news and things like that about the Nachos. This is our effort to make sure all of our troops are on the same page. This is the fourth edition of Nacho Hub. In this edition, we will discuss the news of DJ Dan becoming main owner on Chat last night as well as some changes the chat has seen. Hopefully this edition doesn’t get deleted so I’d appreciate if the person deleting my posts for no apparent reason would just leave me to do my thing.

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Mammoth[ish] Victory on Mammoth

Today the Nachos logged onto the legendary server of Mammoth, to battle SWAT in a practice battle. We were able to clinch victory, to an almost on par SWAT, while SWAT had a few more troops than ourselves, we maxed around 26/27, our superior tactics allowed victory to be took. We would like to thank SWAT for the excellent event, and comradeship [inb4 ‘chrisi is a communist guis, only communists say that guis’ even though hes not, but ppl].

During pre-battle, we began at the Lighthouse, people were slow to log in, it is expected that Nachos log onto CP straight away, and make sure to be on Xat at least 15 minutes before an event starts, too many of you were slow to arrive and log on, you can not continue to act like this, it would be detrimental to the army.

Upon moving to the forts, as designated before the battle, we had a time advantage over SWAT, and were able to perform a blobbed  ambushed, after the forts, the battle continued to rage on in the stadium, and finally the berg.

Thank you to everyone who came.

Size; [7/10]; Not the greatest size, but it will do for now, keep improving Nachos, the bigger our sizes, the more fun! 🙂

Tactics; [8.9/10]; Really good tactics, just make sure to focus on the leader’s tactics, and respond as fast as you can.

Comment if you made it!

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Nachos Tactics Practice On Fjord [AUSIA]

Hey guys!

So the Nachos logged on for an unscheduled tactics event on Club Penguin. Seeing that the event wasn’t scheduled, it was actually really good for size. Thank you to everyone who logged in. Try and be more responsive however in the future.

We are coming close to the Legends Cup and we need to perfect simple things like quick reactions and holding tactics. We are good at the moment, but great is better!

We maxed 7 and averaged 5.

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Army Problems: ACP defeated by Maths

What’s up, Nachos? It’s your boy DJ Theo here and I’m here to look at one of the major army problems these days, which is that off counting. Now according to the Army of Club Penguin, they had 20 troops online Club Penguin during a recent Practice Battle with us!

According to ACP, this is them getting 20! They must have 4 troops sitting in the Aqua Grabber on standby cause they got things so well in hand.

According to ACP, this is them getting 20! They must have 4 troops sitting in the Aqua Grabber on standby cause they got things so well in hand.

The Nacho Army has defeated the Army of Club Penguin twice this week so congratulations to all of the troops who logged in to make this possible. Both times, ACP Exaggerated their numbers however because “every army exaggerates their numbers”, it’s fine for the ACP to do that.

Well at least that makes it alright then.

Well at least that makes it alright then.

Oh! So that’s how ACP manages to stay in the top 5 each week. Adding on a few more troops. Let’s just pretend and CPAC wont ever know the difference.

Mess with the best ACP, die like the rest.

Oh and another thing, I know your autotypers aren’t the best in the land but please don’t show your desperation with Chat recruiting. To all Nacho soldiers reading this, if any member of ACP asks you to join there army, print screen it and tell an owner!

Wow Skullz, those 5 medals look heavy! I know where you can shove them.

Wow Skullz, those 5 medals look heavy! I know where you can shove them.

The army of Club Penguin - of Club Penguin?  Cant even chat recruit properly.

The army of Club Penguin – of Club Penguin?
Cant even chat recruit properly.

THE ROAD TO THE LEGENDS CUP: PART ONE – PUTTING IT IN ACP’S BUTT ON BREEZE.

Hello Nachos! Today at 8 PM EST we logged onto the server Breeze to kick some ACP ass in a practice battle. And we did. Great victory Nachos! We had quality sizes, maxing 20 and averaging 15 through the battle.

Even if we did win, the side conversations need to stop on chat, and y’all need to focus on the damn event. It’s frustrating when you’re leading and no one is paying attention. I also won’t pull a Cool and hush the chat for the whole event. You probably wont read this either, but whatever.

Regardless, solid dub for us.  ACP are ok. Here are some pictures, courtesy of the photographers over at Playboy Magazine (Water Guard, Darkman, Falcon, and Zing).

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The Panty Raid.

Beeky: Great job today, Nachos (especially on the diamond). We’ll be back to breaking 40 very, very soon, so stay with us.

HOLA NACHOS!

Today we pulled off a Nachos exclusive sombrero only panty raid! At the start we stormed the beach attracting young minds to our beautiful sombreros, and then we began with the panty raid. The day went swimmingly with a great size and perfect tactics maxing 35 and averaging 30 throught the event. We used new tactics and went to rooms we don’t normally go to anymore such as the beach, cove, box dimension, and of course an igloo, because it’s not a panty raid unless we invade an igloo. Great event today nachos 10/10 would raid again.

raid 9

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