Posted on March 15, 2014 by
Hola Nachos,
It’s your leader Danny here preparing you for one of the biggest battles of the year. I received this inspiration for a post by one of my good friends (Pie1530) when I was looking through the archives on the site. I understand some of you may already know these helpful tips but this is mainly directed to the newer soldiers. The tips I’m about to give you will help us to win battles, wars, and tournaments such as the one we are currently in.
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Posted on March 15, 2014 by »Puckley«
SUMMIT – A tragedy has struck the Doritos of Club Penguin as a number of troops have committed mass suicide during today’s battle against the Nachos. The ultimate reason remains unclear, but multiple reports seem to confirm that it was a result of the pressure and extreme abuse from DCP dictator, Mustapha10. According to the reports, DCP failed to achieve sizes to the expectation of their dictator, and the troops were threatened “to spend a day with Elmikey.” Mustapha10 declined to comment on the situation and reports, and simply responded with “Fuck off, faggots.” This marks the third scandal this month involving the DCP dictator.
This is a developing story.
~Puckley, This.Is.A.Joke.News. Reporter
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Posted on March 14, 2014 by
Hola Nachos!
Today at 4:00PM PST the grand Nacho Army logged in for the well anticipated Invasion of Ice Breaker, against the Lightning Strikers.
The Lightning Strikers decided to get some help from Redemption Force and Ice Hounds to defend their server. Even with all of their combined efforts, they could not compare to our size and tactics and surrendered in the end.
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Posted on March 13, 2014 by
We MUST Defend OUR Capital!
Saturday, March 15th [TODAY!]
Server: Fjord
Times:
3:00 pm EST
2:00 pm CST
1:00 pm MST
12:00 pm PST
7:00 pm GMT
Hola Nachos,
I wish to inform you that we have a very important Defense today. I am requiring all soldiers in this army to come and attend this battle to the best of their ability to defend the motherland. We have to show our dominance of Fjord. We need to show which army in the community is one of the largest and most tactical armies in all of Club Penguin. I can tell you that the Doritos are no where near that. DCP believes that they can just come onto OUR land with no consent and receive no retaliation? Well Nachos, it’s time to show them that this was a dumb decision.
COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT!
~ Danny
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Posted on March 13, 2014 by
Howdy Nachos!
Another successful invasion of Cabin! Maxed around 12. Although the Nachos did pretty well, our tactics were a little on a the sad side, but nothing we can’t fix. I hope to see more and more Nachos on as events pass so keep on recruiting guys! Reminder: The Nachos have a Semi-Final Tournament Battle this coming Sunday (March 16th 2014)! We need every Nacho, so please be there!
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Posted on March 12, 2014 by
Hola Nachos,
Nachos we have successfully invaded the server Antarctic. Yeah I know, it’s a safe-chat server but hey, it’s another server that has been added to our empire. We have just begun expanding the Nacho Empire and many servers will be added to our glorious army weekly. Today we maxed 18 on Club Penguin with some outstanding tactics. We had a rough start at the beginning of the event but as time went on, we gained some size. This was pretty decent for a weekday event and I could not have asked for anything better.
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Posted on March 11, 2014 by
Edict of the Nacho Emperor concerning recruitment and promotion opportunities. Please read this post.
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Posted on March 10, 2014 by
Operation Pxyis, Leg I
Result: Decisive Nacho victory
Read on for a detailed summary of the battle.
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Posted on March 10, 2014 by
** Nachos vs. Ice Warriors **
Sunday, March 16th, 2014 [TODAY!]
Server: Klondike
Times:
11:00 AM PST
12:00 PM MST
1:00 PM CST
2:00 PM EST
6:00 PM UK
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Hola Nachos,
The Quarter-Finals vs Rebel Penguin Federation was quite the battle wasn’t it? I am really proud of all you soldiers who attended and helped the army achieve this great feat. We held our heads up high and defeated the RPF in overtime to move onto the Semi-Finals. Nachos, we now face the Ice Warriors. This will be another huge and great battle. Nachos, you will definitely not want to miss it! In order to win, we need absolutely EVERYONE to be there! This battle is too BIG and too important to miss! We all need to try our absolute best to attend! Hopefully, you can make it because it should be a really fun battle, full of intense action and tactics. As always, keep up the great work Nachos! 😉
REWARDS:
- 30 Nachos & win: PROMOTIONS!
- 40 Nachos & win: PROMOTIONS! A raffle for a Club Penguin Membership, also NameGlow and other powers will be raffled for all those who attend!
COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT!
~ Danny
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Posted on March 9, 2014 by Beeky128778
Hola,
Awesome job today, guys. Really. We have moved on to face the Ice Warriors in the semi-finals of the March Madness tournament. This battle, against an army that has caused us so much emotional distress in the past, went well for us in almost all aspects of the game. We weren’t able to reach 40, but we got pretty damn close to it with numbers of 30-35 throughout the battle, and we looked pretty great on CP, despite a weak performance in the second room [Snow Forts]. The battle was bitterly close from beginning to end, and we even had to play an overtime round, but like always, one army stood above the rest. We have stampeded [okay, maybe it wasn’t that lopsided – but you can pretend it was, okay?] over yet another pest of an opponent, but there are still many more fish in the tank that need to be destroyed before we can finally figure out what it means to be a champion. I have 100% faith that we can pull this thing off, and take home the grand prize, but we still have some work to do before we’ll be ready to win anything.
~Beeky
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