Hola Nachos!

Bad news, (and late news) I’m afraid. Yesterday on Fjord, sadly the Nachos had to surrender in a 4vs2 Battle against the NDA. We fought valiantly, and they couldn’t keep up with our tactics in the slightest. That’s where I was most proud of you guys yesterday. Everything I told you to do, we did it lightning quick, and we danced around that stupid “NDA” lot like it was nothing to us, like we were the hornet, and they were the lazy dog. We did everything from doom charges to joke bombs, to taking their line to frenzies, but sadly, due to their increased size at the end of the battle (which may I say, consisted of 4 armies) we had to surrender at the end.

There’s a couple of things I’d like to say here about how we can improve, though, Nachos. The first, is that we should never give up. I didn’t give up at the start of the event and it lead to an extremely valiant effort to defend our capital. We had 5 soldiers on Nacho Chat at about 7:45. By the time it came to be about 8:05, we had around 20, and that goes to show – no matter how bad things look; Never give up.

Talking of chat size at early event, that’s also something we must work on. In our last war, the best way of getting a kickstart to the battle and sending our enemies running straight away was that we used to log on like 20 minutes before the battle. We might start doing that again. And, additionally, anyone that IS on chat 20 minutes before a battle is very likely to receive promotion at the end of the month. We MUST fight hard from the beginning, and SHOW THEM WHAT WE ARE MADE OF. We can’t falter at the beginning, and then slowly gain size. We must start off huge, so we can squash them right at the start.

What I’m telling you is – PLEASE, turn up to battles at LEAST 20 minutes before the battle. And by turning up to battles, I mean Nacho Chat AND Clubpenguin. It will really help us succeed in this war. So let’s do it!

Right, so I got some pictures from around the first 20 minutes before the NDA grew big. Here they are, after the break –

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Champions Cup 2 Round 3

Server: Klondike

Date: Sunday, October 20th

Time: 

2:00 PM EST

1:00 PM CST

12:00 PM MST

11:00 AM PST

7:00 PM UK

||GOAL: 45+||

You knew this was coming, didn’t you? Our power is rising, and the Nacho war machine will triumph once again. We’ve hit our fair share of bumps over this past month, but now it’s our turn to enter the kingdom of redemption. These nights shall be forever stained with the virtual blood of wretched ACP soldiers. We will march unto the plains of the ACP nation as silent shadows, and as our emergence cracks the sky, our imminent dominion will begin to plunge all opposition into oblivion.

~Beeky & Mikester

Nacho Army Leaders

COMMENT ON WHICH ONES YOU CAN AND CANNOT MAKE!

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Why am I making this? Because I’m cynical.

You probably don’t even want to read this.

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The time has come.

The Nacho Army of Club Penguin hereby declare war on the Army of Club Penguin.

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Hola Nachos!

Today was the second battle of the Champions Cup 2. We faced the Wizards, a small army. We logged onto the Ice Berg, and managed to max 27 at one point, but ended up averaging 23. The Wizards were a no show, so after 15 minutes, we moved to the Snow Forts so the tournament could continue. At the Snow Forts, our sizes dropped, but we still had decent size and tactics.

Today was yet another step to getting back to the sizes of 30+. We are almost there, we just need you members to step up your game, and make the events. We also need a lot more recruiting, to get our member count higher.

Tomorrow, we have the Tactics Session. Beeky and I will be doing some traditional tactics, along with some new tactics and formations. We would like everyone to attend, so you guys can all share your ideas and thoughts. Anyways, here are the pictures:

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Hola Nachos!

Your new and not so new third in command Danny here! Finally making a post and it will be the results of the recruiting session we had on Alaska today. The event was pretty decent for a Friday night and we averaged around 18 the entire time. We maxed around 24!

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HOLA BROCHACHOS!

So yeaah! We had an awesome AWESOME recruiting event just now, has just made be feel very passionate about the UK division of this army again! I’m so glad to see so many of remained loyal to this part of the army even though some bad things have been going on, we’ve been along a rocky road and this part of the army hasn’t been getting much attention – Truth be told, we smashed it today, Nachos! With a MAXIMUM of 24 PENGUINS! Keep in mind that at one point, we maxed 28 on cp but we deducted four from that because it’s only fair, since this was recruiting and there were rogues. So yeah, awesome event!

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Hola Nachos!

Today we logged onto Fjord for a training session, reviewing tactics and formations. I am happy to say that we maxed 18, and averaged 15 for the event. We started out in the town, and then we later moved to the Snow Forts. Beeky lead in the town, while Wolfie, Tomato, and I lead together in the Snow Forts.

I am very pleased with our sizes today. Maxing 18 is a strong showing on a Wednesday, so we better get around 20 on friday. This weekend i’m expecting 30 on saturday, and 40 on sunday. Here are the pictures:

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This poll has been posted only a week after the last one, don’t try to look for the last one. It got erm, deleted. Totally not because I was obsessing over GTA for 2 weeks, no no, I had far too much homework for that, but seriously, I spent 4 hours doing homework last night- ok, maybe I spent 4 hours doing homework and browsing Reddit, but that’s besides the point. 

In case you didn’t know [I didn’t know until just now] I’m your new 3ic. I definitely have never been 3ic before, this is a completely new role to me, I don’t know what I’m doing. [But seriously, what the hell do you do as a 3ic?]. Viva Chrisi Blule. All hail. All hail.

Because GTA has formed a vast part of my life for the last two weeks, I’m going to ask a GTA orientated question.

Thanks

~Chrisi Blule

THE HASHTAG/TIDAL BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD IS IN A WEIRD PLACE. WHY. WHYYYYYYYY

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