Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
For this Monday, we’re looking have our first legion practice battle! The legions are not set yet, so we’re just going to let you pick which side you’d like to be on. So, what are the sides? We have the legion names down to two pairs of names, so we’re going to let you decide (so make sure to vote in the poll below)! We’re looking to get about 40+ Nachos at the practice battle to have an even battle! It should be a lot of fun; definitely something different and new! Click read more below to find out more on how this will work out.
With the end of the summer, it is a great time to recollect on the successful summer that we have had. This summer that we have shared and created together has certainly been one of the best summers ever experienced by the Nacho Army. From the huge sizes that we reached to the great victories that we achieved during our countless wars, all of it could not have happened without you, our amazing troops. What we were able to achieve and do day in and day out truly is amazing and something that no other army has done in a very long time. For that, you should all feel very proud of yourselves. Together, we have transformed this generation and era into a Golden Age, not only for us, but also for the community as a whole as we led the charge. Beyond any doubt, we have created history this summer along with priceless memories that we will never forget for as long as we live.
As the first eight months of the year have come and gone, we look forward to these final four months and to make them just as bright as the months prior. Before we move on, a final, special thanks to our wonderful troops who have made this first half of the year as successful as it as been. Every single one of you have contributed to the glory and triumph that we have attained together, but along the way a few certain troops and a few certain moments stood out along the way that we’d like to recognize. Without further ado, the results of the Nacho Summer Awards:
Before we even begin, a special thanks to Dj Dan for making these amazing awards.
Hola Nachos! Today you guys were amazing! It proves that even school can’t pull us down! We shall not allow the September slump to affect Nachos! We had a great performance today hitting 50 and just all out destroying ACP! And guess what?! As promised if you guys hit 45+, and we won today’s practice battle you would get promos! So don’t forget to comment if you made it so you don’t miss your chance on getting promoted! Now let’s get on to the battle:
❗ SIZES: 50 ❗
Nachos logging on to mine:
Stupid CP filters changed it to say this.
Now before I go on and post pics of the berg, I just want to be clear this is when I learned ACP can’t keep time to save their lives. They claim we charged in 2 minutes early when however we charged in at the given time 2:05 EST. This is the only thing that irks me through this battle why would we charge early? When we were superior in sizes. ACP 3ic would even admit this when I had stated that ACP had crap sizes he would respond with “Who cares? We can still beat you with tactics.” So ACP don’t try to blame us, because you have idiotic owners who can’t keep time, that’s a personal problem.
Surrounding ACP 😀
ACP soon retreats from the berg to the forts due to us charging “too early” even though we had charged at given time. It’s mostly because they were outnumbered.
Since we had soon realized ACP were too afraid to come at us we had to charge at them with their “full force” at forts which in all honesty wasn’t too much
We charge the forts with E+L
I applaud LilStar, and Gar for not allowing RPF to help ACP.
The next picture shows the locked out troops when the main contingent was at the forts.
\
Chrisi’s Pictures
Pre-battle
Ice berg [Beginning]
The next picture shows the locked out troops when the main contingent was at the forts.
Locked out troops at the town.
Last tactic of the day.
Soon after the ACP would retreat again to town due to Nachos overwhelming power, this time they didn’t have the excuse that their full force wasn’t there because we had to charge them directly. Now before I go onto a rant due to ACP claiming victory allow me to reuse 2 videos because I want to make this crystal clear to ACP owners:
Now allow me to begin. What really irks me is you’re accusing us of charging in early, like I said this is not our problem you guys have poor time management this is your own problem we charged at given time. Don’t try to blame us for idiotic mistakes from owners . Why would we even attempt to charge in early when we had a clear size advantage? You guys couldn’t even complete a full circle at the forts before we charged the berg we had pity on you guys, there was no reason for us to charge in early. Another thing you guys obviously can’t count, ACP says they reached 35? Please you had 25 at most, your retreating is proof of your crap size. Now you might be thinking to yourself “Why is this idiot talking about retreating? It was a practice battle not a war battle, calm down jeez.” Now I am well aware of this it is ridiculous to use a retreat claim for a practice battle; However, ACP isn’t now if you want to play the “retreat” game very well allow me to join, when they charged the town to battle our locked forced they had claimed they had won because our forces had retreated. However this is a an example of poor time management, and logic. When they had charged the town the battle was well over, and Nachos were already logging off, because we know how to manage our time ;). The ACP had retreated from both the berg, and the forts. We could have easily followed ACP into the town and destroyed them there just as we had done in the forts, but the time was already over for the PB, and we weren’t going to be chasing you so this “retreat” wasn’t even valid. Sorry ACP but we won’t be playing tag with you all day simply because you can’t win, and don’t want to admit defeat. That’s your problem ACP not ours, we won’t be spending hours on CP. All in all ACP please Lrn2ManageTime, and Lrn2Count. We do have a screenie of a rather logical ACP though, yes I know they’re very rare.
Nachos remember to comment if you made today’s battles for your promotion! Now lets keep kicking butt!
Wolfie: THE AWARDS ARE BEING REVEALED NOW! GET ON CHAT
Hello Nachos, it’s your 2ic Wolfie here, back from vacation. I am going to reveal the results of the Nacho Summer Awards LIVE on chat tomorrow on Friday., at around 4-5 PM EST, 3-4 PM CST, 2-3 PM MST, and 1-2 PM PST. So, I’d appreciate a good amount of people on the chat, because it will be a fun time if there is a lot of people on. I hope at least to see all the nominees on. IT SHOULD BE A FUN NIGHT IF PEOPLE SHOW UP.
I’m seeing the same constant mistake at events. The failure to spread out. It can really help during battles because it makes your size appear somewhat “larger.” Sitting on top of each other just to fit in the line makes the line messy. 🙄
Bad method of spreading out in line across: Sitting on top on someone.
Good Method of spreading out line across: Spreading out at a good distance (not too close, not a big gap either)
Bad Methods of lines going down: Sitting to the side of someone or sitting on top of someone so you can’t see the other penguin’s face.
Good method of lines going down: Can easily see the penguin above you.
You wouldn’t believe how many people I see doing the “bad methods”. I hope we can improve this problem at the UMA battle. Other than this, we are doing fantastic! 🙂 -Dash
[Edit: I would like to add though, before you read, that some people thought this event had been cancelled, and some did not know that it was happening, this was due to an owner deleting the event times-whyyy. However, this only occurred a couple of hours before the event, so it really shouldn’t have affected it that much]
We logged into Bobsled, because Alpine was almost full. Considering the amount of people on chat [15] our size [~8-10 was not good, even for a UK event. Remember, that when owners are not at an event/are afk the highest rank leads which was me/Camper, however, many of you seemed unwilling to listen. Guys, always listen to the highest rank. Thankfully, Tomato un-afked and led, and we did tactics in the berg, since the party has ruined every other room.
I will reiterate, that despite it being a UK event, our size was poor, due to the fact not enough of you logged on.
If you on chat during an event, you MUST log on. Even if no owners are present. The highest ranking person should always be listened to.
I would also like to say, that moderators should understand that they have the responsiblity to lead when there are no owners present, you are moderators for a reason, because the owners trust and rely on you to keep the Nachos running smoothly.
Now, I’m sure at the event on Saturday, you’ll all be much better, and we’ll dominate the ACP.
The adrenaline rush that occurred after reaching our twentieth poll last week is now over, I decided to make a another poll.
This is a comment one, so answer the question in the comments;
What is your most embarrassing moment, ever?
My most embarrassing moment, isn’t all to interesting, basically when climbing to the podium to speak in a whole-school assembly, I tripped up. [The reason why I had to speak was because this thing that the school forced me to be in, meant that I had to read our the school’s sporting results ,-,.]
Today, we had a pretty good practice battle against the Ice Warriors! We managed to reach just about 30 Nachos for the battle while averaging out around 25, not too shabby for a weekday battle! We started off in the Town before meeting the IW in the Snow Forts for the actual battle. Eventually, we moved onto the Ice Berg because of the frustrations of navigating around the party in the Forts (curse you Teen Beach Movie!) After about 30 minutes, we finished up, tried to say a final good bye to the soon-departing Ice Warrior leader Albert, but apparently saying “Albert” is blocked on CP (wut, ikr?).
Overall, nice job today, Nachos! Let’s build on this and keep improving! As we get further into the school year, things should settle down a bit for all of us, so hopefully we can get back to being a bit more active then as well. Day in and out during the weekdays, I’d like to see us consistently reaching 30 and maxing out around 35+ during this time!
Don’t forget about our promotion battle this Saturday against the ACP!
COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT
**Helps with promotions!
COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT
**Helps with promotions!
We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!
Troll Dance
Nacho Army of Club Penguin 
