We are not having 7 battles a day; that is absolutely absurd.  We all have lives, and we will not be wasting our ENTIRE Friday on that.  Have fun dying, RPF.

War is still on.

NEXT BATTLE: TOMORROW

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we successfully defended  Blizzard from the RPF in the midst of a PR raid on the server!  It was another great day for the Nacho Army as we managed to reach upwards to 55 Nachos!  Nachos could be seen throughout the server during the battle along with another mass of purple penguins trollling around.  From the Forest to the Ice Berg, we dominated today’s battle throughout! Once again, excellent job today, Nachos!  Let’s keep on rising up and improving!  70-80+ is soon to come!

Promotions are currently being worked on, Nachos, so please be patient! 😉 They should be released in a couple days or perhaps even before!  Until then, keep attending battles, commenting on posts, and being on chat to make sure that you receive a promotion!

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT!

MAX SIZE: 55 Nachos

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A large portion of the battle here is missing due to me being locked out. If anyone has any pictures of this part of the battle, please comment with those pictures! 😀 Meanwhile, about 30 Nachos got into the Forest while about 20+ were locked out between the Plaza, Cove, Forts, and Berg.

I eventually made it back into the Forest where I resumed taking pictures.

11 Nachos locked out at the Ice Berg.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hello Nachos, it’s your 2ic Wolfie here. I just finished reforming the ranks in accord with the active count. A lot of names were removed, and I noticed the names that did comment, I recognized and knew because I’d seen you. We still have a hefty amount of people in the army, which is good. We also got 120+ comments on the active check in one week. That’s quite interesting; where are all you guys during battle? Haha, I know not everyone can get on all the time because we have lives and I understand that. However, if we have 120+ supposedly active soldiers, I’m expecting at least 40-50 to come to events.

Now, IF YOUR NAME WAS REMOVED BY ACCIDENT OR FOR SOME OTHER REASON, YOU CAN COMMENT ON THIS POST IF YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR RANK RETURNED.

There should be little to no comments about if your rank was removed. I used the active count as my sole basis, so if your name was removed, that must mean you didn’t comment on the active count. I don’t understand why you wouldn’t comment, but it is what it is. On the brighter side,

PROMOTIONS COME OUT FRIDAY-SATURDAY!!!

I sense a lot of people will be getting a nice, big promotion. Good luck Nachos.

~Keep Pwning

-Wolfie1215

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Today, I bring you a post of victory. However, for the majority of this post, I’ve decided to utilize the writing styles of both Elm and Pain, to mock their laughable philosophies of a children’s game, and for my own personal amusement. So strap in, and hold on to your butts, because here we go.

That’s cute

Our campaigns on the ruthless dictator of armies, RPF, continue to bathe in the tub of success, as today, we gain another victory for our seemingly untainted record. Once again, we obliterated them into the ashes they are. We crumbled their lines, repelled their constant spew of joke bombs, and above all else, crushed their high spirits.

We started off our day in the forts, a desolate area destroyed by years of abiding conflict that sees no relent in its future. RPF, on the other hand, began in the cove. The most cowardly place to start. They were so terrified of our unprecedented size, that just had to start more than two rooms away from us.

We barraged them with continuous bombs in the forest, and fought them with cunning deception at the ice berg. It was a masterful performance, and an obvious display of dominance over a lesser opponent, whose stubborn policies and greed blinded their sensible side [which is nonexistent]. We tried to diplomatically reason with them, but Elm only gave us this face:

Next stop: your room

And we knew in our hearts, that we just got the look of fear and defeat. And without further pomp and circumstance, I present to you, the pics:

Meanwhile, a total of 13-15 Nachos locked out between the Forts and the Plaza.

Too many of what? Sad Entries about us in Elm’s diary?

RPF stated that darkness has fallen us. It did, for a few days or so, but we got stronger from it. The agony and suffering that we endured made it so now, we feel no pain. Darkness is now beginning to take its toll on RPF, and I have but one message for them: There is no life in the void, only death. RPF isn’t strong enough to survive it.  We will fight and fight and fight until we win…or we die. And we are not dead yet.

In all seriousness, I’ll give you the basic rundown of today’s battle:

• We maxed 43
• We had great tactics
• We won [disputable by RPF’s strict “claim victory on every battle” policy]
• We had fun

So there you have it. The pics today came from a wide variety of Nacho soldiers. Say thanks to 50, Hen, Waterguard, and Puck.

Comment if you made it.

~Beeky

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In this community, tactics have evolved to become the pinnacle of a battle. The results of a close battle hinge upon the army with the best tactics.

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Hola Nachos!

Unfortunately, I was not able to be on the computer for much of last week, so forgive me for my sudden departure then.  This week, however, you can expect me to much more active and to be at almost all of the events and battles!  Even though I was unable to be here for part of last week, there is no reason for our success and dominance to  suddenly halt simply because one person was not there.  What makes this army so great is that we work together and that is why we are successful; not because of simply me or any single person.  When everyone is working together and contributing by doing their role, it is then that we are at our very best and having the most fun!

Every army, no matter how strong will experience a time of adversity.  What defines an army and their greatness is not necessarily what they have achieved, but more so how the army responds in a time of difficulty and adversity.  Only the truly great armies rise out of these struggles and become even better, even stronger.  From every challenge and every struggle, we will learn from it, and we will be better, and we will be bigger, and we will be stronger.  It is how we respond to adversity and obstacles that will make us a better and more dominant army in Club Penguin.

Certainly, Nachos, we have not fallen whatsoever; we have simply hit a small bump in the road.  As of right now, there are 115 comments on our active count–over 100+ active soldiers in this army.  We just need to put that into use, and we need to come together, so that we can again rise together.  We very well know that we are the best and strongest army in Club Penguin, Nachos, but we have to back that up with action.  We must not become complacent; we must continue to strive for growth and improvement, so that we will come back stronger.

It’s go time, Nachos.  We’re already past the halfway point of summer, but there is still much to achieve, memories to create, and fun to have!  If you recall, we set a couple of goals before summer began.  Some of those goals, we have already achieved, but there are still a few that need to be checked off.

• Reach 70-80+ on CP

• Win the Legends Cup IV

• Defeat and win the war against the RPF

We have three more goals left to go.  If we want to achieve all three of those goals, we must come together right now and rise once more.  Reaching sizes of 70-80+?  We’ve already reached up to 60+ and certainly 80+ will come if we’re all active.  Winning the Legends Cup?  Lucky for us, we have a second chance, so we’re back in the race.  This time we’re all in.  Defeating RPF?  We’re already winning the war, we just need to finish them, Nachos.

Rise, Nachos.  Leave your legacy.

The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall. ~Vince Lombari

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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WAR WITH THE RPF IS OVER! GREAT JOB, NACHOS!

TOMORROW

LEGENDS CUP AGAINST WV

*PROMOTION BATTLE: MUST ATTEND*

➡ Server: Klondike

➡ Date: Saturday, August 3rd

Time:

➡ 3:30 pm EST

➡ 2:30 pm CST

➡ 1:30 pm MST

➡ 12:30 pm PST

➡ 8:30 pm GMT

GOAL: 60+ NACHOS

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SUNDAY

INVASION OF TUXEDO

➡ Server: Tuxedo

➡ Date: Sunday, August 4th

Times:

➡ 3:00 pm EST

➡ 2:00 pm CST

➡ 1:00 pm MST

➡ 12:00 pm PST

➡ 8:00 pm GMT

GOAL: 70+ NACHOS

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This is going to be a comment question one, because I have 0 ideas. So answer the question in the comments.

If you were stuck on a desert island, what three objects would you take to survive?

~Chrisi Blule

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