Hola,

      Today, even though the times got a little bit tough, we pulled through, and created quite possibly the largest upset ever in CP army history! But hey, what I am saying so much for? Like a wise man once said,

Oh yes Saw, yes they do.

Now, on the Dark Warrior’s website, you will see a picture of me allegedly surrendering. However, that pic is simply a cropped version of what you see here:

Alright, now that that’s taken care of, our beloved 3ic Wilson took a nice photo for us:

(Yes, my ass is in the picture)

After the dust settled, only two soldiers remained:

However, that is only a picture of us claiming victory, does Saw agree?

Alright, maybe I had a little something to do with that last picture, but what Unk told me looked promising.

And there you have it. I mean, like Saw said before, “pics do the talkin”.

   ~Beeky

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Today, we marked onto our home land of Deep snow. Like always, the Dark Warriors won’t admit defeat.  Soon, the words Lost and Defeated won’t even be in our dictionary!

Edd64

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Today, our European Division fought against DW’s Euro’s on Big Snow, it was a hard fought battle, and I was really impressed with our reactions to tactics, if we had just a few more people we could have won it! But we didn’t, and we have to accept that, I’m sure that we’ll get Big Snow back at some point, but for now, we don’t own it.

At the beginning of the event.

We weren’t “crying” we were angry that you didn’t know the difference between you’re and your. Well Chrisi was angry.

Nercolas Cerg is angry too.

~Chrisi Blule

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Hola Nachos!

It was another victory today on Bobsled as we battled the Dark Warriors in a close a battle! Who knows, we could still be fighting if DW didn’t decide to log off in the middle of the battle. As for the battle itself, we did very well! We had about 25+ throughout the battle, so not bad, but I’d still like us to be up around the 30+ range consistently throughout a battle. We might have cracked 30 at one point during the very beginning, not too sure. However, all that matters is that we won, and we still performed very well in doing so. It was a fun battle, so hope you all had a good time too! 😀 Overall, fantastic job, Nachos! Let’s keep this going and finish the Dark Warriors off!

Khimo and I were discussing before the battle, and we agreed that both armies would meet in the Mine at 3:05 EST. We agreed Nachos would go to the Mine Shack and DW to the Pool then we would both charge in at :05. However, DW decided not to follow that agreement, so that is why they have so many more here. DW are the real cheaters.

Khimo and I agree again to move the battle to a new room. We both set time for both armies to use the map to get into the Ice Berg. Since more Nachos got in at first, DW refused to go to the Ice Berg. I finally convinced them to go to the Ice Berg, but they literally stayed for less than a minute and retreated to the Town.

DW tells us they will claim victory if we don’t attack them in the Town. We went anyway knowing what would probably happen. Most of us got disconnected, so we regrouped in the Forts. However, by this time DW had logged off already right in the middle of the battle.

Since DW left, here’s what happened:

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Hola Nachos!

This morning we successfully defended another server of ours, Blizzard. It was another great win for us, so great job to you all. I’d like to thank all the troops who woke up early to battle with us as we could not have won without you. Also, a big thank you to the ACP for their assistance in helping us defend Blizzard. We had good sizes for a morning battle with about 15+ Nachos along side 10+ ACP. Once again, excellent job today, guys! Let’s keep this up!

DW “claims” that they will not use allies.

Now, DW tries to call us out for ACP assisting even though they are using SWAT and Pirates. Hypocrites much?

Khimo (DW Leader) starts raging…lol.

Even though DW claimed they weren’t going to use allies and were calling us out for doing so, they like the hypocrites they are go and call allies anyway as you can see the SWAT logging on.

Khimo tries to deny that the Pirates are even on, but finally admits to using SWAT.

Oh, looks like I was right… the Pirates were on too….

Now onto the pictures of the battle. 😀

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Hola Nachos!

Last night, we successfully defended Aurora at 1:00 AM, EST! It was a nice try by the Dark Warriors, but they cannot beat us at our own game! We had around 15 or so Nachos there with picture-perfect tactics. Overall, great job, Nachos! A huge thank you to all the troops who came; you definitely proved your loyalty!

Sore losers?

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Edit:

Well, today wasn’t all pretty, but we got 2/3 of the jobs done. Today, We had 3 jobs. 1. Conquer the Dark Warriors Capital, 2. Defend our Mother land, Fjord, and lastly, defend our loved recruiting server Bigfoot. I can say, I am proud of what you did on Frosty, and Bigfoot. But, what happened on Fjord, I have no idea.  We will be invading Fjord soon, so don’t get your panties in a twist.  Anyways, we have a winning record in this war, and be ready for tomorrow, because there is a ton of events then. Anyways, this is us on Frosty while DW had 20+ and used Pirates.

Puck Edit: Here’s my pictures. I only got a couple of them from each battle, so sorry about that. Anyway, nice job today guys!

Invasion of Frosty [VICTORY]

We reached up to 30+ Nachos on Frosty.

Defense of Fjord [Defeat D:]

We started with 25+, but we dropped to 20 when we tried to get into the Ice Berg. We then dropped to around 15 in the Ice Rink as many people had to leave.

Defense of Big Foot [VICTORY]

20-25 Nachos

Also, wanna hear Saw’s secret? He is madly in love with a noob troop named Gamma Girl! This is how he spends is New Years Eve: apparently “drinking” and hanging out on Club Penguin.

~Edd64

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My fellow Nachos,

Today, we start the first battle in our war against DW. Today, we show who we really are. Today, we fight the war on terror.

DW have been nothing but trouble for this army since the year 2011, when we were in a WW against the ACP. We had the war in our hands, we could see the light at the end of the tunnel, then DW betrayed us. Stabbed us in the back and joined our enemies(at the time I might add). They lost us a war. They lost us many battles. They lost us many soldiers. They lost us a lot of hope. I had the privilege to have led this glorious army at that time, and to this day still have pure hatred toward the DW. This army as a whole should have hatred toward the dark menaces, because that is what they really are. They are backstabbers, they are hackers, they are cheaters, they are assholes, they are sore losers, they do not know how to properly run an army. Well I shouldn’t be calling out the whole DW army as a whole, but the leadership. The DW leadership are not fit to be at the head of that army. They are not fit to lead any army at all. They are tyrants. They force you to come to events, and if you don’t you get cussed out and demoted, or even fired! That is ridiculous.

I urge you Nachos, do not stop until you rid of that leadership from DW. Do not let up on them. Force them to rage quit(trust me they will eventually). Let them to make their “hacking threats” and look like complete idiots. Let them fire their troops for not being “loyal” for missing one event. Let them go chat recruit, in the long run it will only hurt them even more. Let them look like immature kids, because that’s what they are. It will only show how incapable they are of leading an army.

Rise Nachos and allies, Take down this dark menace and it’s tyrant leaders, restore freedom to armies.

~DW, you just pissed off a very hormonal retiree.

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➡ 3 BATTLES TODAY [IMPORTANT]

Invasion of Frosty

Date: Saturday, January 5th

Server: Frosty

Time:

2:00 pm EST

1:00 pm CST

12:00 pm MST

11:00 am PST

7:00 pm GMT

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***IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS***

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**MUST ATTEND**

Defense of Fjord [HUGE]

Date: January 5th, Saturday

Server: Fjord

Time:

➡ 3:00 pm EST

➡ 2:00 pm CST

➡ 1:00 pm MST

➡ 12:00 pm PST

➡ 8:00 pm GMT

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***5 HOURS LATER***

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Defense of Big Foot [USA]

Date: January 5th, Saturday

Server: Big Foot (If Full, Klondike)

Time:

➡ 8:00 pm EST

➡ 7:00 pm CST

➡ 6:00 pm MST

➡ 5:00 pm PST

➡ 1:00 am GMT [Not Expected]

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Hola Nachos,

Here, we make our stand against this corrupted army. Their actions are corrupting this once friendly and fun community, and we cannot let them continue such nefarious actions anymore. We will fight with all that we have, but in doing so we will have fun. We won’t let the actions of the DW spoil our fun in this game. If we have fun with this war and do our best each day, I guarantee we will do well. The leaders and I cannot do this alone though. We need all of you troops to rise with us to defeat the Dark Warriors. Together, we will defeat them, and we will be victorious.

If you’re going through hell, keep going. ~Winston Churchill

It is a new year, Nachos. All of the success that we have had in the past is now history. We must once again prove to everyone how great we truly are. We already know we are, but we have to prove it. This can only be done with every single one of you helping. If we can do that, there is no one in stopping us. Do not forget who are though. We are the Nachos, and we the best and strongest army in Club Penguin. When we put all of our effort in, there will be no way in stopping us.

The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. ~Thomas Paine

It will be a long war, Nachos. We are strong though, and we have the endurance to withstand it as we have proved so many times before. The time to act is now, Nachos. Rise with me in my final stand. It’s now or never, Nachos. Are you with me?

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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