Results of the Practice Battle with IW

Hola Nachos!

Today, we had a practice battle with the Ice Warriors! It was a fun battle (except for those dinos!), and we are able to perform fairly well too. We had around 20+ Nachos to start with, but size dropped towards the end. I think we got a bit unlucky as had multiple people who couldn’t attend today due to last minute plans. Today was still an improvement compared to some recent events. We will continue to improve too, and we’ll get back to where we want to be. It all starts now with the new little things. Once again, nice job today, Nachos!

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I’M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERF***ING DINOS ON THIS MOTHERF***ING GAME Weekly Poll #8

So I wanted to know what the general thoughts are on those stupid dinosaurs that vomit on people…

ALSO: BE IN WITH A CHANCE OF WINNING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! What should the next poll be about? Put your suggestion(s) in a comment 🙂 And remember commenting makes you more active 😀

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we were scheduled to have a practice battle with the Golden Troops. Unfortunately, they could not attend; however, we still had a small event of our own! We did fairly well as we were able to have some decent size to start with. We had around 20 or so Nachos there which isn’t too bad. We must keep improving though, Nachos. We need to consistently reach up to 25-30 Nachos at every event. We can get there, but we need everyone to contribute. When everyone contributes, we have bigger sizes, and events are much more fun. As today’s event, nice job! We still had a lot fun and performed well. Thank you to all who came! Let’s try to get 30+ Nachos tomorrow against IW!

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Dem Dinosaurs

So here I am, again. Writing my first post on nacho site since August 23rd, 2012, the day I retired from the nachos. This is probably my 5th time coming back to the nachos. A little pathetic, but whatever. Btw, I’m going to make this post like ACP and color random words ;D.

I’m here again because I want to help you guys out. Lately there have been low chat sizes and horrible sizes at events. Don’t worry, because that’s going to change. You guys are going to pick up the broken nachos and piece them together again. Nobody wants to eat the crumbs and nobody wants to be in a failing army.

The nachos have lasted too long to end now. Let’s make another golden generation. People are leaving because armies are getting boring, and I understand that. But do you know why they are boring? It’s because not enough people show up to events. Imagine if everyone showed up to events. Not only would we be huge, but we would have so much more fun than just getting 15 at events.

In a brighter note though, I can tell all armies are going to have a bad week due to the dinosaur party. This picture explains my exact thought. (Thanks Zak, ily.)

party

Although that’s pretty harsh, the dinosaurs on CP are pretty annoying. I have to give CP props though. The party actually is a little fun. Except for the dinosaurs puking on you. Don’t even get me started on that.

Here are some interesting dinosaur facts:

  • The word, “Dinosaur” comes from the Greek language meaning “terrible lizard.”
  • Megalosaurus was the first dinosaur to be named.
  • Most dinosaurs were vegetarians.
  • Pterodactyls are flying reptiles, not dinosaurs. They lived in the same age as dinosaurs.

Have a great day guys, and start coming to those events! ~Dash

Pterodactyl

Changes for Improvement

Hola Nachos,

There are many things that make this army great from our loyal soldiers to our skillful tactics. What really makes us unique though is that we are always having fun and making the best out of any situation. Really without any fun there is no purpose in being here because that is the original intent of this all: to be fun. However, as of late, one of our key ways where we all usually have fun has really not been so fun. You probably already know what I am talking about and that is our chat.

From what I have noticed, the presence of former Nacho soldiers or retirees has slowly increased on chat while the presence of our actual troops has almost completely diminished. The only time when our troops come on chat is when there is an event, but never to hang out and talk to other troops really. If they do decide to hang out on a chat to speak to their friends, it’s usually not on our chat, but some other chat out there.

I have asked some of you, and the majority of you believe the problem is the retirees have taken over the chat and practically ruined fun for others. Their excessive cussing as well as the things they discuss really makes it a place where you do not want to be. I completely understand that too, so I decided to confront ‘those’ retirees about the problem. In fact, they decided to move to another chat all together, so now they are gone. The chat is now 100% yours.

It may take a while for the chat to completely return normal as it once was, but I am confident it will. I encourage you all to go on Nacho chat and make it the place that it once was. All you have to do is make a small extra effort to come on chat and say hey for a bit. Not only will this increase overall activity, but it increases your chance of a promotion greatly because the leaders will see that you are active and deserve a promotion.

Another thing that we have slowly gotten away from is having unscheduled events. We have gotten away from those because the amount of soldiers on chat has slowly decreased as I’ve already mentioned. We are going to get back into doing unscheduled events though. They are usually fun events where we just mess around, but they are also very beneficial to the army as a whole. I will make another post later about unscheduled events soon, but I’m thinking we’ll try to have unscheduled events every night or at least every other. Then we’ll make it required that you’ll have to attend say 2 of those unscheduled events a week to be eligible for a promotion.

That’s about all for now; I’ve said enough for today. Comment on what you think!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Time to Step It Up

➡ EVENT RIGHT NOW!

REPORT TO NACHO CHAT

XAT.COM/NACHOSARMYOFCP

Training/Recruiting Session

Date: Wednesday, January 16th [TODAY]

Server: TBA (To Be Announced) – be on Nacho chat

Time:

➡ 7:30 pm EST

➡ 6:30 pm CST

➡ 5:30 pm MST

➡ 4:30 pm PST

➡ 12:30 am UK [Excused]

***30+ EXPECTED***

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Hola Nachos!

Lately, our overall activity has been down a bit. We cannot afford to become inactive as that will only cause the army to decline. I know we all do not want that to happen, so we’ll all have to step it up big time! Everyone will need to try their very best to attend these upcoming events as well as do their best to become more active! The success of this army relies on everyone working together and attending as many events as they can.

The time to rise once more begins with this event on Wednesday! We will need everyone there, so try your best to attend! We should have no problem getting 30 Nachos there, so let’s try to reach our goal! If we reach our goal, I have a lot of fun and new tactics that we can perform, so we definitely need to reach that goal! We also must be prepared for our many practice battles this weekend, so this event will certainly help us to be ready. It’s time to step up our game, Nachos. It’s time for another rise. I know I am ready. Are you?

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

TODAY: Practice Battle Extravaganza **VERY IMPORTANT**

***IMPORTANT BATTLE***

TODAY

***PROMOTIONS WILL BE RELEASED ON MONDAY IF WE REACHED 40+ NACHOS***

Nachos vs. Ice Warriors

Date: Sunday, January 20th

Server: Fjord

Time:

➡ 3:00 P.M EST

➡ 2:00 P.M CST

  ➡ 1:00 P.M MST

➡ 12:00 P.M PST

➡ 8:00 P.M UK

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Practice Battle with UMA

IMPORTANT

Nachos vs UMA

Date: January 18, Friday

Server Mittens

Time:

:arrow:7:30 P.M EST

:arrow:6:30 P.M CST

:arrow:5:30 P.M MST

:arrow:4:30 P.M PST

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January 12, 2013, A Day You Don’t Want to Miss ***TODAY***

TODAY

Tactics Session

Date: Saturday, January 12th

Server: Cloudy

Time:

➡ 3:00 pm EST

➡ 2:00 pm CST

➡ 1:00 pm MST

➡ 12:00 pm PST

➡ 8:00 pm GMT

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Hola Nachos! Well, what’s so special about January 12, 2013? Nothing really, but it sounds like something you should attend, right? 😀 We’re getting back into some action, and it would be nice to have a great event though. With a few days of break from battles, there is no reason why we shouldn’t perform well. I’d like to see some sizes of at least 30+ Nachos. It’ll be a pretty laid back event, but we’ll definitely have some fun though! 😉 We’ll try out some new tactics, and I’ll let you guys lead for a bit too. Please try your best to attend! We need you all! 😀

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

The War is Over!

Hola Nachos,

The war is now officially over! Last night after our victory at Big Foot, the Dark Warrior leaders confronted us and proposed a treaty to end the current war. After some debating over the offer between us leaders, we decided to accept their offer to officially end the war. We discussed the final terms with the DW leaders, and both armies have agreed upon the following:

  • Nachos and DW exchange any conquered or claimed servers, so they return to the original owner.
  • DW receives a land grant to the server Deep Snow.
  • Both armies cannot attack each other until March 1st, 2013. If this is broken, the army who attacks will have to give their entire nation to the other.
  • Both armies must view the treaty as an agreement, not a win or loss.

With the war now officially over, I’d like to congratulate you all on an excellent war! It was definitely a tiring war, but at moments we definitely shined and proved our strength and dominance! The Dark Warriors presented a tough challenge to us, but we remained resilient and continued to fight on with Nacho pride.

We could have continued the war if we wanted, but the war really would have been more of the same with an unnecessary number of battles along with an unwillingness to admit defeat from either side. It would have been exhausting to continue, but we definitely could have managed and struck down on DW with more power than ever. We had already been in such a war last summer with ACP, but then again that was summer and this is January.

I have no doubt we could have out-lasted the Dark Warriors, but the longevity of the war would have taken a huge toll not only the army physically, but as well as on us mentally with exhaustion and boredom. I will tell you one thing for sure though, we definitely hit the DW hard as they have declined majorly in size. To be honest, I think we are letting them off the hook. They are limping to the finish line trying to hold on until the next party comes along, so they can chat recruit once more.

Really, the Dark Warriors were just trying to get us out of the picture, so they could maintain what they have now until then. Or they could just be trying to make peace before another army like the Army Republic strikes. Who knows or really cares. Back to the point, the DW were beginning to fall. Remember back to the beginning of the war when they stated this: “This war has only two possible outcomes: The Dark Warriors die or the Nachos surrender.”? Well, neither of those things happened; however, since DW wanted the war over with, they were obviously sensing a fall that could bring the end to them.

So, really, why not continue the war? We would, but we are in a fragile position right now. We would rather not risk a major fall at this point in the year. A fall at this point in the year would be difficult to overcome. I highly doubt a major fall would occur, but it’s better not to risk such a thing. It would kill me to leave when this place is struggling.

It has only been about a week of war, but it can be seen it has weakened the army in a slight way. We will need to restrengthen any vulnerable areas. I believe that won’t be a problem whatsoever, and we’ll be right back at full-strength. A nice break from battles will definitely help, or definitely help me at least. We had a whole day of nothing today, and we won’t have anything tomorrow either. We’ll get back into some action on Saturday though.

I could probably keep going on things to say, but I’ll end it at this for now. I’ll get the site activity going again as I have a little bit more time now than I did the past few days.

Once again, Nachos, great job on the war! We did great! With the war now over, we will regroup for a bit, have some fun as always, then of course prepare for a future war. 😉

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley