Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
THIS PICTURE HAS BEEN PRESENTED TO YOU BY THE GLORIOUS PWENER1 (PWN)
Will this week be another great week for the Nachos? It better be! On Saturday, April 28th The Mighty Mighty Nachos will be battling the fierce, Army of Club Penguin in a head to head battle on the server named Cloudy. Now, I, Edd64 Nachos proud, loyal Third in command know we can defeat this Army of great size. I want sizes of 30-40+ here, everyone perfecting all the tactics King, Dash and Chrisi tell us to do. Now, onto our epic game plan I’m going to tell us about in the next paragraph.
Game plan: We will eight start in the Town or Plaza, “I want dedicated nachos on 30 minutes before battle to try to conquer the town from the Army of Club Penguin’s flippers.” If we get the town, we have a 70% shot at winning this battle! Once we conquer the town, or plaza. “If we get plaza we will stay in that room for a while.” we will make the Army of Club Penguin charge us, so that they get the locked out troops and we don’t. “I want all non-members in the rooms before the members get in only to be sure we got over 90% of our troops IN. THAT. ROOM.” Now, that is basically our game plan for this battle. Now, onto the battles times, servers and dates.
❗ The Nachosv.sThe Army of Club Penguin ❗
Day: Saturday, April 28th
Server: Cloudy
Times: 3:30 EST
2:30 CST
1:30 MST
12:30 PST
8:30 GMT
Now Nachos, I know what you’re going to say when you read this event. “ACP IS TOO BIG!!!” I got one sentence to say to you right now. NO. THEY’RE. NOT. We have been on a roll lately and one army isn’t going to ruin it all for us. I want every nacho to comment on this post. If you can’t go. Just comment on it still. We will understand.
||Edd64||
Joker: Hey there guys, Edd asked me to add a video onto this post that I made like 2 years ago about Nachos vs ACP. So here you go:
Today we logged onto blizzard and got 7+ when we found out that it was full. So, we logged onto the server Cloudy. This event had a very great outcome. We averaged 25+ and maxed 36. Want to know what this means? We may be 1st! I hope that The Army of Club Penguin sees this as a threat. What do you think? Do you think we’ll pass acp? Or fall short another week. Tell the Nacho Army Leaders and Owners what you think! Now, for some pretty pictures. ||More Pictures to Come||
General Purple: Well u really don’t get to boss people around.
Hello everyone, my name is Pwener1, but you may call me Pwn.
I am your new advisor. Basically, I’m a mod/owner, still technically retired(so I don’t have Togo to events), on the site, and best of all, I get to boss you around.
Sounds great, right?
Well, it’s not as easy to get as it may sound. I’ve been in the Nachos since 2008. I’ve pretty much seen it all. I made it to 2IC. When someone retires, I may even step up and become active again. You never know.
It won’t seem like I post much, but I’ll probably post quite a bit. They will mainly be private posts though.
Sorry for any grammar errors, wordpress mobile is terribl.
Hello. If you haven’t heard, Boomer and the Anti-Hacking Bill apparently had me “suspended for a week” for doxing Waterkid100. What I don’t get is that I get punished even if I got doxed by him and he exposed over 10 IP addresses & email addresses on his site. That’s not fair what so ever. I did it to get payback at him, and only him. I never used the Nachos Site, as well. Because clearly you don’t know that I’m a 3ic, and that 3ic’s are AUTHORS. I do think this was unfair, and I don’t deserve a punishment in the Nachos. I only dox when I feel the absolute need to. Also, you really expect me to stand there and let myself get doxed? I direct you to my PSA, in which I said: “You see, you can’t have physical contact at all. Not even in f***ing self-defense! If you lay a HAND ON SOMEONE, YOU GET IN TROUBLE. Schools don’t f***ing understand what you do. If a bully hits you, you hit back. You fight back. Schools want you to walk away. Not the case. You fight back if someone touches you. Because you CAN’T walk away. You CAN’T do nothing.” This is what you are being by punishing me, and expecting Nachos to punish me. Bull. The AHB doesn’t control armies. It never should have the liability to.
Well since we won the war against the pirates im feeling generous, so I will be making promotion day on monday! This will be the last event to prove to me that you guys deserve a promotion day. I also moved promotion day up a week for you guys, so I want to see around 30 nachos at this event. I’m not asking for a lot. I just want each and every Nacho to try to make this event! If you are a private, Private 1st class, or a Sargent and you come, most likely you will be promoted! I want perfect tactics during this event. Do not make me regret moving promotion day a week early!
We have won the war against the pirates of club penguin. Waterboy100 has officially surrendered to the Mighty Nacho Empire. Although we will consider this a victory, it should us that we need to focus on recruiting for our European troops :)!
unfortunately the Pirates of club penguin are now considered a “dead” army. We didn’t want to push them to the point that they would die, but we must do what we have to do to win a war. If any of Pirates want to join the nachos we will happily rank you based of your experience.
We will be takeing a few of the Pirates servers since they are now dead. If any army wants to share these servers with us then they can, but under one condition. The Army or Armies sharing these servers with us will have to protect them when ever they are invaded. Long live the Nacho empire!
Note: I think King might be making a post for this, if he is, then well, you have two posts 😀
So we logged onto Sleet to face the Pirates, who were a no-show. And I actually think they might be dead :/, although Zak and Coolster are making a new Pirates -which we’ll like. Anyway, we maxed 29 at this event, but then lost our size when there was confusion to which room we were in, note to self, Sleet dock is bad, unless you’re a rare penguin/Disney hater, which I am (wary).
So I only had 1 pic of this, courtsey of someone else, Private Yeasy, thanks Yeasy :D!
The line makes me cringe, but the tactic makes me smile 🙂
Our server “Mitten” was invaded by the pirates, but they failed completely. Waterkid100 surrendered with in 10 mniutes of the battle. With the combine forces of Nachos and ACP, the pirates had no chance of fighting back do to them having only 10 troopers online. Nachos maxed around 24-25 penguins while we averaged 20-22 which isnt bad at all. With our pritty good size we had close to perfect tactics! Thank you Joker for helping lead today :).
Nachos have liberated Thermal from waterkid100’s Control. We have claimed control over one of the most valuable servers the Pirates of club penguin have. The nachos had an easy victroy all they needed to do was just sit on club penguin for 10 minutes, however Nachos didn’t do that. Since Pirates were a no show we just had a training session with a few nachos. Thank you Tomato and Ads for leading when I asked you to. We had great tactics, Amazing actually. I didn’t even need to count down for everyone to do them! The only thing that bugged me were people who were retired was talking on chat, If you are going to talk on chat please come on club penguin. If you don’t come on just dont talk on main. We maxed 20 at this event, I know we can do better though! Tomorrow we will do even better!Waterkid100, I need to talk to you BRO!!!(king kinz 10)!
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twenty minutes into the event, Pirates were a no show:
I have know idea why the pirates would say they had won That battle, because they didn’t move or say anything practicly the entire battle. The nachos were able to max 14 troops during this battle while most of our remaining troops were still in school. We had ok tactics, but i know for a fact we could do ten times better. I had a hard time getting the troops on club penguin at first. I had to member practicly every mod who came since they didn’t get on cp. Our size was equal to Pirates through out the battle, but our tactics won us the battle. Once I get pictures in this post you will see why I say we won.
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