Vonchiefer.

Hola amigos!  It’s your 2ic Time689 here.  I had an idea last night that I thought was a pretty good idea.  What if we let members post ONCE a week.  Some members make posts, on different sites, I read them all, and I post the winning post on the Nacho site!

This will be called “In the Eyes of…”.

Doing this, we can see in the eyes of a member.  A post that a member writes can influence the army, if you want to tell us how members are being un-fairly treated, please make a post on it.

The post cannot be a sentence long.  It has to be atleast 3 paragraphs with 5 sentences.  That is the minimum.  There is no maximum.  So, shall we begin?

Today at the ninjanacho games we did awful. Only 2 nachos showed up,even though we had 20 plus people on chat. I would expect better from all of you. Yes I do understand school is in session,but this doesn’t go out for just nacho’s but ninja’s too. From my point of view this is your report card.

Size: Maximum 2 Minimum 1 Grade F-

Tactics: None what so ever

Comment’s: We could always do better.

That is my post and next time, lets do better

-Vonchiefer

Okay, okay that wasn’t following my rules, but this is the first post by a member.  Let’s make this army better, and get more opinions!

That is all

***Time***

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As September graces us with its presence, Continue reading →

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❗ BLIZZARD SNOWFORTS WE ARE FIGHTING ACP ❗

To ensure we’re the rightful owners of Blizzard, we must clean it from anyone who claims to own it other than us.

Cleaning out Blizzard

When: September 5th, 2011

7:00 EST

6:00 CST

5:00 MST

4:00 PST

3:00 AKST

12:00 GMT (sorry)

Where:Blizzard, Town (to start)

Chat: Nacho Chat

To all who may oppose: To anyone who may oppose us as the rightful owners of Blizzard will be at a full scale war with the Nacho Empire and will bee deemed as a enemy.

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Also remember to patrol our empire! The Patrol page can be found here.

Comment if you can make it!

-Talex

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Today we went up against the Ninjas in a practice battle, both sides did great. It was not our best day, nor was it close. But we still did okay. We maxed about 25 and averaged about 15, not our best. Our tactics were good for the most part, but on some of them we could have done a lot better.

Here are some pictures:

Comment with other pictures/videos please!

Comment if you made it!

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Read about cleaning out Blizzard here

Now, now I’m not un-retiring from Nachos, I’m just going to make this quick post. The other day Pochoma123(Ninja Sensei), and I were talking about Nachos and Ninjas having a fun event playing games, tournaments, on Club Penguin every weekend, so we decided to actually do it, thus began an even better friendship with Ninjas and Nachos :mrgreen:. So, now we’ll have a fun event every week for you! For example Sled Racing, Find four, Card Jitsu, and all the other cool games Club Penguin has! I hope you guys have fun having games with Ninjas, same with Ninjas hope you have a great time with us :lol:.

A picture of the orginal Ninja Nachos, Tanman626, and I. 😆

Ok, it’s time for…

Here’s the info

What?: Sled Racing with the Ninjas!

When?: Sunday September 4th (TODAY!)

Why?: TO HAVE FUN!

Where?: Mammoth

Times?: 

5:00 PM EST

4:00 PM CST

3:00 PM MST

2:00 PM PST

Let’s go have some fun!

                  ❗ COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT ❗

~Retired Nacho Leader

~WweFreak123(Joker)

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Oberst Edit: This war will not go on, I talked with the Blizzard Warriors leader and he confirmed to me that they do not own Blizzard, and we are the rightful owners of it. There shall be no invasion.

Hola amigos!

It’s your Temporary Leader… Time!

I have declared war on the Blizzard Warriors.  NO, it is not because we “pick on medium/small” armies.  They think that they own the server, Blizzard.  Blizzard has been in the Nacho sole since 2006, since they think they own it, let’s invade them! 😀

Rules:

• No Bots
• NO ALLIES

When?: This Saturday, September 4th

Times: 1pm AKST, 5PM EST, 4PM CST, 3PM MST, 2PM PST

Note: Do homework on Sunday.  It is very important you make this invasion.

COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT!

Adios, Amigos

***Time***

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Hey guys, I’ve decided to make a surprise training session for TODAY! I want to see who looks at site and chat. Maybe we can pull off a 30 with a few hours of notice. All I want to see is how good will we do with very little notice of an event.

      ❗ Training Session (Today) ❗

                     Server: Fjord

                     Room: TBA

                     Times: 

                                     6:30 EST

                                     5:30 CST

                                     4:30 MST

                                     3:30 PST

 So Nachos, Are you ready for this Event, Can you come? Leave you comment if you can or cannon below this unless you’re to late!

~ Your Very own Co Leader,

~Eddy~

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With promotion day being yesterday, I can already tell that many troops were accidentally skipped over and did not receive the promotion that they deserved. Most commonly, the reason that a troop was accidentally missed, was because that troop did not make his or her presence memorable. There are dozens of Nachos who do not go on chat and simply come to the battles and visit the site daily. This is the most common way that a Nacho doesn’t receive their promotion.

One vital way to make sure that the leaders remember you is to come on Nacho chat even when a battle is not occurring. Not only does it make you seem active, but having intelligent conversations with the leaders and the Nacho community as a whole will get you recognized and remembered. Nacho chat has become a vital part of this army for communication and developing friendship in the army. It’s brought this army closer together during harmful wars that would otherwise tear us apart. Frequenting Nacho chat and trying your best to participate in conversation may be the determining factor in having a leader remember you and noticing you.

If for some reason you can not come on Nacho chat, then there are other options. In this day and age, pictures are required to be placed in the Top 10 because the CPAC reporters are too lazy to go to the actual battles themselves. They rely on the biased pictures from the attending armies, and then sift through them to determine the winner. If you, as a troop, can’t go on Nacho chat, one important thing you can do is take pictures of the events, upload them to a place like tinypic.com or photobucket.com, and then comment those pictures on the battle results posts.

Not only does this make it easier for the leaders because they don’t have to waste time taking pictures during battle, but it proves that you were at the battle. Even simply commenting on more posts is a way to show the leaders that you are active and have been attending the scheduled Nacho events.

The Nacho Leaders are teenagers and kids. They aren’t perfect, so people are often overlooked. It’s up to you to make yourself memorable to the people who determine who gets promotions. Appear active, participate on Nacho chat, and comment on posts on the Nacho site. That’s all it’s really about. Most importantly, being a Nacho should be a fun experiment. Don’t be offended if you don’t get a promotion. Instead, calmly confront Oberst or Talex and ask them why you were not  given a promotion, and give them the necessary evidence. One thing that ruins your chances of receiving a promotion is acting like a noob.

I hope this wasn’t all too complicated for you guys. I know some armies would react like this if a post like this was made on their sites:

I really hope that you take this advice so that your Nacho experience is as smooth as anything, and if you show the potential, you will one day lead this army that I have spent way too much time in. If you don’t use this advice, I know where each and every one of you lives.

***Person1233***

Why am I still here?

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Hola, Nachos!

Today is promotion day, I am heading on vacation starting tomorrow.

Names that are in Bold are people who got promoted, names in Red are people who where demoted.                                                                                                                

 NACHO LEADERSHIP 

 Leaders: Talex831, Oberst543

 Co-Leaders: Violetrox (Carly), Time689, Edd64,

 Ambassadors: Fido1625, Ads354, Billy Mays

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Master General: Pie1530

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  General: Patrick2143, Pwner1, Dashing Snow, Wolfie

 Elite General:  J boy 5, Ark, Gemkiddie,

 Grand General:  Harvin13, Kronos215, Rabo4,

 Major General: Crash, Winterburn13,  Jasiux, Benag, Chrisi Blule,

 Platoon General: Alex Cone, lootking, Ganger90, Vince,  Danny9632,  Alessa298    , Cheeze Nacho,       

 Brigadier General: Jacknat02, Wenny123abc, Foxtails, Ajman9011, Redy208, Flurrz, Bam117, , Burritodaily, P85193237, Aninjaboy, Bethpenguin1, Guitar48300, Skipper1090, Nosoe, Reddavis1998, Tat20s, Ragl1,, Ajman9011, Klug1234,Jordi56423, 50 Cent 254

 General: Change, Side Kick, Dj Slides, Frostbite375, MestirSenorz, Frostband1, Icecutter, Monster47345, Wohoo123, Hbk300,Sblingsnail, , Mike Stand12, Starge123, Colombus,Zoo889, Mrtchy, Super Paco24, Kingfunks4, Tic Loo Loo, Gares101, Stompgirl 1, Sharpy 100, Spiderguy22,Vahvel1,Carter157, Drsnpr, Meano4, Khimo, Mann21440

 Commander: Beta233, Cman12397, Jcm21, Paint5278, Pengasaurus2, Ralphmets1, Fluffyboy3, Red Cat 09, Sidrec, Joshg1,Maelatron,Daniel574, Pringleprint, Redrocks98

 Major: Charliem21, TannerBoss, Smoovie1, Zack5284, Kdrp, Jason3900, Lilblast1999, Red Dude877, Pettag1, Gary19513,Wellers1, PinkNation, Simon6789, Master, Darksonic618, Penguin2755, Dragonboy5, Red Rocks98

 Colonel: , Crazy Bule. Smsm3, Kyl

 Captain: Lukesky124, Ajman9011, Rockinator1, Monster47345, Soma Meme, Purpleguy15, Azza1000, Toulouse101, ,Snowmuncher2, Selenaa934, Patrick 302, Kowalski711,,Smsm3, Bearsandcubs, igguy28, Justin Bie29, Redd Kool, SpyGuy202, Lazydog1998, Darbin, Vonchiefer, Codeman55

 Lieutenant: Becca43321, Hen16, Mrdoghnut, Lollypoppa10, Arceus2088, Orange99114, hjk07,Super Paco24, Ollie3618

 Sergeant: Tcbp, Big G 123, Anirono, Vio789, Haystacks dd,Rainbow54334, Aznkid124, xxrey67xx, fire5008, Ceopuppy 2,Lilritrulezz, Z oom690, Codycat282, pablo20045

Staff Sergeant: Samimimima, Iamadil, Bluey86108, Skyfish, Negi123456, Aridoll8, Marooca, Lsu Tigers53, Pizzaman126,Linus37723, Policepivi, Viv Nat, Glen Billy, Berries30009, Puddleduck63, Rawkinman, Jassy2468, dannshun543, Dj Dan Diaz1,, Warriorr99

 Trooper:   S Cargo2,Codycat282, Woj (Abbie), Kerouaz, Icy Fresh153, T E M P A H, Skyjet3, The Halo Man, Travis602, Pokegirl303, Smashmac, Selenademi94, Bill Wilson, sodaboy,Elizabethkin,Nikky14,Branblue2000, 

 Ranger: , Green Dai, 

 Private:  Plased, Partypooper1, Kennybot3000, Baseball1043, reddude5789

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Trainee(new Nachos): Roro4343, 1a04, Superinna44, Ajboyrocks, hamdanedhal, party1pooper, ozzyman, gavinmc12, ,Bubbagum620, robbybobby, Belly17, Akshay125, 3shi, rocker4dk, Omarhopper, diger,, skater12312, Shayne619,, Tempest boy3, Pengum20211, Tkdancer,Great Alex12,Redabella, Trio70, stare3000, marioman831,  Tyler71267,  Splash28632, ,  rogerdodger1,   mrbrownguy2, Shadowxxxx1, idealrussian, Cheek3005, Fireblaze50,   Munkyman, Sammysam7061,  misssam10,  Zack60145, monkey pie98, Pinky49991, K FOX, lavalucy, 1callum1

 Advisor: Hades,Person1233,TanMan626

If you feel like you’ve been demoted for no reason comment below.  If you feel like you should be promoted but weren’t, comment below. 

I shall be gone from August 31st – September 6th. I will come on during parts of the trip when I have internet access, congrats to everyone who was promoted!

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Hola Nachos!  It’s your (temporary) Leader Time here!

Today I wanted to cover a topic about CPAC.  This post will be about what CPAC did to the Club Penguin Army warfare.

Note: If CPAC finds this offending at all I am not trying to hurt any of your staff.

Moving on with the post;

What CPAC has done to us (everyone);

For the last couple years CPAC has been the “SportsCenter” of Club Penguin armies.  They give us the latest news, the rising armies, etc.

But the main thing they do is the “Top Ten Armies”  Kingfunks4 usually does this.

The “Top Ten” has made all of us ambitious.

It has started either,

• Hatrid
• Wars
• Nasty slurs

1. Good tactics?

2. Size?

3. Chat size?

4. How many rogues are on CP for you?

That would be MY grading system.  Similar to Person’s grading system it would be like:

1. Tactics: B

2. Size: A

3. Chat size: B

4. Rogues: A

So there grade would be BABA.  Then once you get the armies you THINK will be in the top ten’s scores, then you compare them and… TA-DA you have your top ten for that week.  That is my personal opinion (that I will show CPAC 😎 )

It would be a different, more fun Top Ten every week if they used that system.

Let me explain the part about Rogues.

Rogues have been a part of armies FOREVER.  Rogues (CP noobs) dance in your line while saying “TURN RED FOR THE NACHOZ!”

Part of my grading system is Rogues.  If you have many rogues (Like 10 on) that means your presence is felt on that server.  We (The Nachos) have been trying to make our presence on Fjord.  If we keep going there and making our presence felt… guess what?  You get a rogue googling “Nachos of Club Penguin” they find our site, comment, come to our chat.  And ta-da we have a new recruit.  Presence on a server is big for armies in a whole.

Mental Note: Rogues are a key to CP armies

Wrapping up this post,

CPAC can be a bane or it could accommodate for the lack of recruiting skills an army has.

Wow I did the member promotions last night and read all of the CPAC Top Ten comments ever.  You could say I have no life, but I’d turn the other cheek. 😉

That is all  -Time

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