If you think you deserve a promotion, please fill out the following “form” in a comment.

What is your Club Penguin name?:

What is your Rank in the Nachos?:

Why do you think you deserve a promotion?:

Promotions may be out tomorrow, but will be out by Tuesday.

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When: Monday, August 1st, 2011
Where: Snow Fort, Town
Times: 3:00 PM EST (Because we have balls), 2:00 PM CST, 1:00 PM MST, 12:00 PM PST, 8:00 PM UK.

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When: Tuesday, August 2nd
Where: Snow Globe, Town
Times: 3:00 PM EST, 2:00 PM CST, 1:00 PM MST, 12:00 PM PST, 8:00 PM UK.

Comment if you can make it!

~*Pie1530*

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Well, we won on Breeze. Ken decided to become a decent leader and admit defeat.

But, we couldn’t win on Mountain today. But we did good for such an early time. Apperently ACP can’t fight us at full strength. Pics later.

REMEMBER DEFENSE OF GRIZZLY TONIGHT

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Hola Nachos!  Today, we met the Army of Club Penguin on Breeze as they tried to defend their capital against the mighty and powerful Nachos. Today’s battle happened to be my very last battle as Nacho, so when I log onto to Club Penguin to find 50 Nachos chanting “let’s win this for Puck!” I knew the ACP would have no chance against the Nachos today.

The battle was absolutely epic! We averaged 40+ Nachos the whole battle, and we even managed to crack 50 Nachos at one point! Our tactics were performed to perfection throughout the battle. There is no doubt in my mind that we won today’s battle, for the ACP couldn’t even touch us. They tried a countless number of times to charge in on us, but they ended up retreating numerous times. Finally, when ACP did stay in the room to battle, we were able to destroy them!There was no doubt we were the superior army!

The ACP claim to have have won the battle which is just something like the ACP would do. However we know who the true winners are and that is the Nachos. The Nacho Army of Club Penguin now claim ACP’s capital Breeze as part of the Nacho Empire. The ACP will have to invade Breeze to reclaim the server as theirs again.

UPDATE: Why the ACP’s excuses that they won suck.

1. The Nachos logged off first. Somehow I knew the ACP would you use this as an excuse when we logged of Club Penguin.  It’s just a typical lame ACP excuse. Anyway, we had been on Club Penguin for two hours or more.  No, there wasn’t much fighting in the first hour, but the second hour was all fighting you.  We didn’t log off because we lost, but because we had already defeated you.  Let’s say you’re fighting a 10 man army for 30 minutes, and completely own them, so you log off first. The army with 10 troops that was obviously defeated wins because you logged off first? No.  It doesn’t work like that.  Plus, the ACP would have probably wasted the rest of the fighting on ACP.  We didn’t feel like battling for another 5 hours.  Nachos won, so we logged off.
2. The Nachos ran away from us. We never even ran away from you. We waited for you guys to come into the room many times, which you did, but you just ended up retreating 2-3 minutes later seeing the Nachos were too big for you.  When we would move room to room, that gave you the opportunity to follow us and get your troops in the room.  You were always too slow.  Finally, you figured that out in last hour of the battle where we finally met in the Dojo, Pool, and Mine.  However, you’d be the only ones running, for you ran away in the Dojo and Pool.  Then in the Mine, we had pounded you enough, so we decided to log off.
3. We were bigger.  Wow, seriously?  If anything I’d give you that we were the same size, but the majority of the time, the Nachos were bigger.  You’re just afraid to admitt that because the ACP has a reputation of always being the largest and biggest army in the whole world.  It’s not all about size either. You forgot tactics.  We both had similar size, but we had far superior tactics than you had.

Oh yeah, ACP, why didn’t you post ANY pictures on your website of when the Nachos and the ACP were battling?  Oh, you didn’t get any good ones?  You forgot to take some?  Or was it just too embrassassing to post since the Nachos completely owned you today on your own capital.

 Here the pictures and a video of today’s epic victory over the ACP!

I couldn’t have asked for a better last battle, Nachos!  It was absolutely fantastic!  All who came should be getting promotions, so make sure to comment on this post saying you came!  I had a great time leading you guys to victory!  Now, go out there and win some for me!  Great job, Nachos!  I love you, guys.

❗ COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT OR NOT ❗

For one of the last times,

~Puckley

Nachos this battle was amazing, thank you for making my last battle the best of my career! 

-Tan

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Edit: CONGRATS TO IW FOR BACKSTABBING US AND RUINING THE WAR ALL TOGETHER! THANKS TO THEM THE WAR MAY NOW POSSIBLY BE OVER!

Hello,

So far this war has been going our way. I mean we won yesterday, and defeated ACP twice today on Breeze. Your work has been excellent, and I’d like to thank you all for helping us defeat ACP in this war. Promotion day is soon, so be sure to stay active and patrol our servers. Anyways, so far the reason of this war has gone unheard of. So right now I would like to clarify why we are at war with ACP.

The first reason has to be ACP’s incapability to admit defeat. Over the years, the same trend has been passed down through ACP. This practice started with Oagal, and has kept going right up to Ken and Flipper. The leaders were taught to never admit defeat, even if you get killed. Once again ACP proves me right. For example, ACP claims that they still beat us today, even with our allies. With our numbers greater than ACP’s and ACP’s lack of tactical knowledge, it is almost impossible to beat us. Then yesterday, when we beat ACP on Snow Fort they did not admit defeat. Even though we had a few less troops, we pounded them tactically. ACP was butthurt that they lost and decided to raid us a 9 PM EST, an obvious cheep-ass move on the leaders part. This is called “Pulling an Oagal”. Pulling an Oagal is when you lose, then get your troops back on CP and take pictures. Ken, obviously shocked that we beat them yesterday, did exactly that. And then later today, when we beat them, they still claim they won. Ken claims that ACP “has not lost a battle in this war yet.” Keep dreaming, Kenneth. 😉

The second reason we are at war with them is their lack of respect to our high ranks. Almost all Nachos who have ever been to ACP chat have been abused. An example is today, when Tan went to ACP chat. Once he got there, he got banned forever by ACP owners. When asking why that happened, Ken responded by saying “LOLOLOLOL” like a noob. I know I am constantly abused, even when I do nothing. So is Puck, Edd, and all the other Nacho high ranks. ACP obviously has to practice what they preach, claiming that we never respect them.

I would also like to state a few facts. At least 10 retired ACP troops or leaders help them for every battle they fight against us, while the Nachos usually have only 1 or 2. ACP is striving on their retired members right now. Former Nachos have learned how to get a life, while ACP’s have not.

So I hope ACP has taken my words into consideration, and will start to fix their army before the mighty Nacho Army has to.

~*Pie1530*

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Today I went to ACP chat just like any other day and I come and see people shouting “NACHOS FAIL” “NACHOS SUCK”. I was not to angry and just kind of didn’t say anything. Well I told Joker about this and he came. Immediately after Joker comes we are both guested and banned. Why ACP does this is unknown. I then PC Kenneth to ask why and he basically laughed in my face and banished me. So much for a “Fun war” ;). This angered me so I ordered Nachos onto Breeze where we killed ACP with our brilliant allies the Ninjas,NW,and LT. I would like to thank them for sharing this victory with us and hopefully many more will come in the future :).

-Pics to be added soon after 2nd raid-

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2nd Battle

3 Hours after we defeated ACP on Breeze, we once again raided breeze successfully. WE showed up on Breeze with a small amount and not very good tactics but when we made our way through the battle, we got SO MUCH better. The battle started off in the town  where the Nachos weren’t doing to good. Once we moved to the forts we dominated! Congratulations to all Nachos on these 2 amazing wins! Lets do this again at our next battle!  Here are some pics

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Edd Edit: Kenneth you fail, not only you cover up a loss but now you raid fjord? Wow what a fail, you really need to grow up and admit defeat some day. P.S, Grow a pair…

Hello Nachos, today we raided ACP’s server Snow Fort. The battle took place in the plaza where we started. While ACP had a slight Size advantage but we Dominated them in Tactics. So we claimed Victory over them. We averaged about 20-25 and maxed 28 today. I personally thought we could have easily averaged 30-35.  Anyways, here are some pictures. “Thank Jake and Puckley for this picutes of battle.”

                                                                                                                    “ACP Fails”

                                                                                                                  ” All your Base belongs to us ”

                         ” ACP does Nachos to fjord”    ” Nachos do MOO bomb”

So ACP how do you like being beat by the Nachos?

ACP You better get used to losing to us because there’s A lot more coming to you.

~ Barbaric Donuts

~Eddy

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➡ BREEZE INSIDE MINE!

Get nachosarmyofcp chat group | Goto nachosarmyofcp website

We will now be invading the ACP’s capital Breeze.

❗ INVASION OF BREEZE(Pucks Last Battle) ❗

When: Friday, July 29

Server: BREEZE Server

Times:

3:00 Eastern(EST)

2:00 Central(CST)

1:00 Mountain(MST)

12:00 Western/Pacific(PST)

7:00 United Kingdom(UK)

~Stay Cheezy

-Tan

P.S

❗ COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT ❗

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Hola Nachos!  Today we faced off against the Army of Club Penguin!  It was a tough but good battle overall for us.  Our size was decent throughout the battle.  We might have been able to crack 30 or so at one point, but we were usually around the 20-25 range.  If we could have managed to get 30+ (35-40) Nachos we would have given ACP a better run because the ACP had around 45+ soldiers!  With that massive size advantage over us, it made it difficult to overcome.  We still fought hard through the whole battle, but in the end we have to say the Army of Club Penguin won this round.  There will be many more battles to come, so we’ll get them next time!  Plus, the ACP won’t have as much to prepare as to this battle (they had a week of preparation).

Tan Edit: Even if we got 25 today I am very proud. This morning if you didn’t know we suffered from a very bad hack and the whole site was nearly deleted. Many of you probably didn’t come since this morning I announced that it was cancelled where then it was later put back on. Hopefully we can have a re-match with them and win next time! -Tan 

Anyway, here are some pictures of the battle! 😀

Great job today Nachos! We’ll get them next time! You can’t win them all! Let’s try to get 35-40+ Nachos next time! 😀

In other news, CPAC ranked us tied for 1st in their Top Ten! Keep it up, Nachos!

❗ COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT OR NOT ❗

~Puckley~

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Sunday

(Euro)Nachos VS ACP

➡ DEFENCE OF BLIZZARD

When: Sunday, 31st July.

Server: Blizzard

Time:

4:00 PM UK

8 AM PST

9 AM MST

10 AM CST

11 AM EST

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(Euro+American+Canada)Nachos VS ACP

➡ DEFENCE OF CLOUDY

When: Sunday, 31st July.

Server: Cloudy

Time:

12:00 PM PST

1:00 PM MST

2:00 PM CST

3:00 PM EST

8:00 PM UK

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 (American+Canada)Nachos VS ACP

➡ DEFENCE OF WHITEHOUSE

When: Sunday, 31st July.

Server: White House

Time:

5:00 PM PST

6:00 PM MST

7:00 PM CST

8:00 PM EST

1:00 PM UK

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