Aka here.

Let me make this 100% perfectley clear with all of you, in every army, including Nachos:

I am never getting on Club Penguin ever again.

Didn’t convince you yet?

I am not ever, ever, ever, ever coming back to wordpress, Army XATs, or whatever new shit you somehow managed to think of.

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Why? Because I am old, found better things to do with my time, find this game boring, find almost 100% of the people boring, and whenever I attempt to help I am swept under the rug anyway.

You may/are wondering “Why did you make this a post, Aka?”

Because I can, and because it saves my time that I could be on something else rather than on an XAT or on here.

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If it really matters that much to you, here are where you can reach me:

http://www.youtube.com/user/AkaBob22/

facebook.com/the.scarlet.devil

Steam Name: akabob22

-I’m not going to add fags or subscribe to you. You need to be over 14 years of age.

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Now go away.

-Medicine Melancholy

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Joker Edit: Guy I been gone for a while, due to computer problems, but it’s fixed, and I’m back well since I was gone, the Nacho Chips were not updated, but I just updated all the NC’s so sorry it took you long to get your NC’s. Hope you don’t mind me posting this Fido.

Hey guys! We had a good UK event where we averaged 6-8 on CP and maxed 10!

Here are some pictures (Credit to Milesprowler)

  <— Lead by Aninjaboy

<— Lead by Laser114/Sunnypengui

If you have any more pictures leave them in a link in a comment and I will put them up.

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Now, I’m not trying to be negative or un-helpful since we’ve been over this too many times. So basically, it’s many peoples belief that promotions are being given out WAY too liberally- many people shouldn’t have mod that do, many people are almost reaching owner rank when they should just be getting mod- you’ve heard the complaints before. I agree with some of the complaints, though I do think it’s a thing that ALL older troops feel- it is true, we did have to work much harder for the ranks, no matter what they are today.

That’s not what I’m here to talk about.

What I’m talking about, is those on off people. I won’t be naming names- but basically, those people who are very active as a younger troop, and as soon as they get mod they become inactive- you demote them and they come back only to hold onto that mod position. Same as people coming close to owner rank- they show no interest in doing anything in this army until they realize they are almost owner and now we have all these people who were inactive for weeks and months suddenly showing up because they figure being active for a week or two suffices for those months of missed battles. Wanna know what I say to that? BULLSHIT. Sorry, but it’s the truth. We know who’s active, how long, etc. and for those of you who think you can just “come back” and get owner/mod, you’re DEAD wrong.

So before this gets out of hand- just know that many of you mods who are in-active will be passed over for promotions next time, with people you never heard of passing you- because you owe alot more to this army for that moderator or even owner rank, then some 3 months.

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In other news, Uconn won the championship ^_^ I live in CT so I’m VEEERRRY happy about this. Good job to butler- but Uconn is just a tank like that. Anyways, have a good day nachos

“It aint easy, bein cheesy“

=Zayer=

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This post is nice and short, and straight to the point

Comment on this post if your name was accidentally deleted off ranks. (Reminder: There was an active check, you may not have seen it, or didn’t leave a comment and might have gotten your name taken off Ranks. Also, there may have been some errors with Promotions that involve your name accidentally being deleted.)

That is all!

~Keep Pwning                                   -Wolfie1215

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➡ NOTE: ONLY UNITED KINGDOM TROOPS ARE EXPECTED TO COME TO THIS EVENT NOT AMERICAN TROOPS!

Were having another UK event so hopefully It’ll go as good as last time, maybe even better.

SERVER: MAMMOTH

WHEN: THIS WEDNESDAY

TIME:

6:30 GMT/UK

1:30 EST

12:30 CST

11:30 MST

10:30 PST

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Fido Edit: I’m going away for a week and I’ll be back on Friday so I won’t be attending events or being on chat.

BATTLE IS TODAY!

❗ ALL NACHOS READ AND COMMENT ON THIS POST ❗

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❗ CHAMPIONSHIP BATTLE ❗

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When: Saturday, April 9th, 2011

Server: Snowbank Server

Times:
2 PM EST[Eastern USA/Canada]

1 PM CST[Central USA/Canada]

12 PM MST[Mountain USA/Canada]

11 AM PST[Western USA/Canada]

7 PM GMT(UK/BST)

Enemies:

Army Of Clubpenguin(Green Penguins)

Night Warrriors(Black Penguins)

Reward:500 Nacho Chips!

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LETS WIN THIS NACHOS HOPEFULLY THE BOTS DONT RUIN IT THIS TIME

~Stay Cheezy

-Tan

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Hey Nachos its King kinz 10 (LAW). I’m sorry to say, but I have finally quit xats for good. You probably wont see me again, so i’ll say all my good byes tomorrow. Its been a good few years here in nachos. I became a mod, I became an owner, I became a leader, I became a HOFer, and I became an advisor. I will miss all of you and I will check ur site to see if your still active every once and awile. I will always be a Nacho at heart.                                          ~Man with Great @$$

My last advise for you guys: Dont keep going on those other chatrooms. You will just keep the nacho chat inactive. I don’t want you all to become a bunch of Black panther troops.

Message: Tanman, Joker,  and Billy mays. The last of my Golden troopers. Don’t fail or I’ll have to hunt you down.

-Eat shit foo (for the last time)-

~King Kinz

Tan Edit: I love you King. I would not have gotten leader without you getting me mod in 2010. I will never forget Chobots.. XD. -Tan

Wolfie Edit: King… what can I say about King. He was an epic person, and made a huge impact in my life. I would still be a noob on Ikariam if it wasn’t for King. On and off Ikariam though, King was a nice guy who made me laugh, and was always fun to be around. I’ll miss you, and I will never forget you in my army career.

Dashypoo: King, ignore the gay pink….(I ain’t gay…)  So anyways, this is a sad day. King was a great troop and always will be. You are a great guy King and I wish we could have gotten to know each other better. And to Tan above me, I won’t forget chobots either. xD  -Dash

Zayer: King your an awesome and really funny guy. I’m sad to see you go so suddenly but I’m in the same boat as you, so hold a spot for us older guys on retirement island ;D You did help the nachos a TON, so thank you for being an awesome, active troop. I also agree with the final words of dash and tan on this one

Joker: Sorry Kingypoo it took me so long to say something I was having internet problems. King I remember when I first met you, I was still a noob, and I pc’d you, and you were the first owner to ever answer a pc to me -_-, ever since then you were one of my favorite leaders, and we have been good friends since we met, when you told me I was one of your golden troops I was so honored xD. I’m going to miss you King, We’ll play on Xbox Live some day :P. Bye GenerealPurple, KingKinz10, Guy with great @$$!

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Hola Nachos!  Today we faced off against the Ice Warriors in a practice battle.  It was fun and great battle like always when we battle the Ice Warriors.  They always put up a great fight and a tough challenge for us.  Today, the IW had the edge in size for the majority of the battle.  At times our size would increase over theirs.  With tactics, ours were great as always.  We kept constantly attacking the IW while they liked to hug the bottom of the chat bar for the majority of the battle.  The IW would at times have an overpowering charge against us, but we would soon recover to make them regroup back to their beloved chat bar.

By the time the battle ended, we thought we had won, but the Ice Warriors thought they had won.  Rather than really arguing over a practice battle with a fellow ally.  The result of the battle is a tie.  Below are highlights of the practice battle against the Ice Warriors.

• Size: B
• Average Size: 25 Nachos
• Maximum Size: 30-35 Nachos
• Tactics: A
• Overall: A

Great job today Nachos!  I was very impressed!  Hope you guys had fun! =D

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LOG ONTO…

SERVER: FJORD

CHAT: http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

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BE THERE OR BE SQUARE AND BE ON SNOW BANK SERVER EARLY!

❗THE FINALS ❗

When: Saturday, April 9th, 2011

Server: Snow Bank Server

Times:

2 PM EST(Eastern USA/Canada) 

1 PM CST(Central USA/Canada)

12 Noon MST(Mountain USA/Canada)

11 AM PST(Western USA/Canada)

7 PM BST(GMT/United Kingdom)

Enemy(s):

Army Of Clubpenguin (Green Penguins)

Night Warriors (Black Penguins)

Don’t know your Timezone? Here’s a map to explain!

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BE THERE 30 MINUTES EARLY! LETS WIN THIS NACHOS!

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~Puckley + Tan

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