The Retirement of Pwn.

The time has come to retire. There is no respect in this army. I went from 2IC to Highest member rank in 2 weeks. Something is seriously screwed up. I will be back someday. Believe me. So I will save my history for another time. When that time comes, the people listed here will be put again.

Dash A: You are my real life friend. Thank you for creating FRW with me and helping me lead. It was a blast. I know you are not reading this, but thank you.
Zipper: Thanks leading FRW’s rival army!
All FRW troops: You probably aren’t reading this, but thank you. For those of you who don’t know, FRW was my very first army. I created it, and Dash A helped it along by helping me create it.
Oagal: Didn’t know you, but you created ACP.
Person: There’s so much to say! You’re the best Nacho EVER in my opinion. Thanks for being my friend (sorta) and being a mentor for me.
Puckley: You are still my friend today. One of the nicest Nachos you could meet.
Gamer: Wow. One of my best friends in the Nachos. Thank you for leading MSF, and all the other crap I was in lead by you lol. If MSF had succeeded, maybe I wouldn’t be retiring today!
King Kinz: My first friend in the Nachos. Purple FTW.
Aka: Cool beans.
50: Eh, you were ok. Thanks for being my friend near the end.
Tan: My friend. You’d better let me back in after Aids is gone!
Foo Fighters (Hades): My pal. Thanks for leading all those dead end armies lol.
Shad: SHADDEH PATTEH
Linkin: (pce)
Aids 354: Ads was my friend, You are not my friend. Thanks for being the single reason for me retiring. You are out to get me. I know it. Or, at least you were. Hope you get overthrown!
Matt: My best friend at the end. When you get 3IC, make sure I get mod back.
Hockey: Thanks for writing the awesome story!
Alessa: Sorry about all the times I was mean to you. Forgive me?
Dash: I just couldn’t leave you out of my post. You, my friend, are outstanding. I’m your angel!
The Nachos: Thanks for being awesome for 1 year, 11 months, and 14 days!

Remember to thank Ads 354 for making me retire! Congratulate him on his victory. Congratulations Ads, you are the reason I am retiring. I WILL BE BACK SOMEDAY!
For not the last time,
-Pwn

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ALL NACHO SOLDIERS REPORT TO FJORD SERVER AND PATROL FOR ANY ENEMIES IF YOU DO FIND ENEMIES COME TO CHAT AND TELL US

http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

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~COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT~

❗ Patrolling ❗

 ➡ DATE: Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010 

➡ PLACE: Be on chat to find out! 

http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

➡ TIMES:

 5:00 PM EST
4:00 PM CST
3:00 PM  MST
 2:00 PM PST
10:00 PM GMT

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Hey Nachos its Tan. Today as most of you we faced off against the biggest army in CP, ACP.. Despite the mean comments and things people said to us we still came into this battle thinking we would win. I could not make the first part but I am going to guess it was like the part I made. We had very good tactics but due to us facing ACP we had low numbers due to ACP filling up every room they came in :l. We fought pretty good against ACP but sadly it was a loss, BUT this loss could take us very far. We now know what things we can improve on and WILL improve on. Like I said our tactics were very good today so I do not think we need to work on those. Here are some things we need are good at and need to improve on in my opinion.

Things to improve on

• Numbers

Our numbers averaged around 35 throughout this whole tournament. We need to work even harder and try to get 45.

• Attitudes

Today before the battle I heard numerous troops saying “We’re gonna lose” or “We have no chance” guys you gotta learn that theres always gonna be someone better but that doesnt mean you cannot beat them. Heck, look at David and Goliath for example, David was much much small than Goliath yet he took Goliath down.

• Rules

Today during the battle we had alot of members trying to lead. Members, you do not lead. Leading is for the Leader, hints the name “Lead”er. Also I noticed alot of people are not following the rules on chat. When we kick you for it dont go yelling “ZOMG OBUZE!”That is not abuse it is following the rules.

• Respect

Yes we’ve been over this one alot but it just continues. Some people are just being plain out mean to new members. Are you trying to kill the army? If I see any disrespect to new people its an automatic kick for warning then ban if it continues.

Now we could improve on all of these things it will not be hard. If we improve on these we will be even closer to our goal to get number 1. So just stick with us we are going to be having alot of recruiting and partys. This is a time where we need as much Nachos as we can get.

~Tan

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NACHOS,TODAY WE FACE THE BIGGEST BATTLE OF 2010!

ALL  NACHO SOLDIERS LOG ONTO SERVER OUTBACK AS OF NOW AND START RECRUITING AND GET ON CHAT

CLICK FOR NACHO CHAT

CLICK FOR CLUBPENGUIN

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Hello Nachos,

4 months ago, the Nachos came into a battle against two tough opponents-ACP and NW. After a rough day the day before, the Nachos were doubtful. People were also questioning the leadership of me and Ads. ACP, as everyone knows, was the best army and the favored army in the tournament. The battle was an extremely well-played out battle by all 3 sides. When the time came to vote, the NW narrowly were eliminated, ACP still in the lead. For the next ten minutes, the Nachos and ACP fought it out to the death. And after a very disputed vote, the Nachos pulled out victorious. It was the greatest upset ever. Everyone was excited that someone finally overcame ACP, and it was the Nachos. We were so good, we were made the number 1 army in the CP army world, and proved dominant.

Now, we have the opportunity to do it again.

Today, we face off in the greatest rematch in the history of Armies. The biggest rivalry ever is facing of for the opportunity to, not just win, but prove something to the world is in less than 6 hours. Troops, get ready for hell. ACP didn’t enjoy losing last time. Now, not only do they want to beat us, but they want to destroy us. They’re going to go all out on us, no slack, nothing. This is why it’s important that you are on chat and listening, not fooling around, not rejecting to go on CP (cough Rjm) because if you even dare to say no to go on CP, you’re going to be banned and punished, because this battle is too important for everyone.

We have to play this battle like we’re in the NFL and we’re covering a receiver. We have to know their pattern, what route they’re gonna run, and how they are going to get to the ball. But our job (As the CB I guess =|) is to stop the ball from getting to that receiver. So, with every move they make, we have to counter it. We have to know what’s coming next. If the make a circle and we’re in the middle, what do you think’s going to happen? You have to be prepared.

All I ask of you guys today is to be there. All we need is size to win the battle. With our brilliant tactics compared to ACP’s “tactics”, we should be set there. If we have size, even 40-50, we have a great chance at winning. Also, try to get on chat early, and stay on chat. I know the timing sucks (Lunch and all), but we have to  be on chat early. Knowing ACP, they’ll be on 5 hours early, so be prepared to go on at any time.

I don’t care if you’re retired, dead, or drunk, if you’re on chat, you’re on Club Penguin with the Nachos, supporting the army you joined.

Here is the information.

ACP vs. Nachos

WHEN: Sunday, December 19th, 2010
WHERE: Outback, Everywhere
WHY: To dominate ACP (Again)
TIMES 1:00 PM EST, 12:00 PM CST, 11:00 AM MST, 10:00 AM PST, 6:00 PM UK
REWARD: GREAT chance at promotion.

Once you get on the computer, get to chat and receive your orders. The earliest we’ll get on is 3 hours early.

~*Pie1530*

p.s. ACP, BE AFRAID

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Hey everyone, it’s 50!  An hour before the battle vs UMA today I was in doubt.  Only 5 people were on chat and we were all frustrated.  I looked on UMA chat and it was full.  I didn’t see defeating UMA to be realistic at first.  Then 10 minutes before the battle a large number of troops started to log on.  We all became motivated and had the ambition to win.  By the time the battle had started we had 35 troops on Club Penguin.  An intimidating force we were.  We ended up defeating UMA by a landslide. 

     As Nachos it is not in our nature to give up.  Our Sombrero’s continue to stay on even in hard times.  Right now I’m feeling very glad about our future.  It will be a successful future.  Obviously we will need to make some changes but we’ll get everything sorted out.  This generation of the Nacho Army will be the strongest and most fun generation yet.  Soldiers.  I present the 5th Generation of the Nacho Army.  A brand new force we have.  An army that will be stronger than we have ever been before. 

    I’m proud that I am finally going to see the Nachos rise again.  As one of the few Nachos still remaining from the 3rd generation (with Ads, Hockey, Cooper, Pwener, Tan, and Joker) I am happy to see the Nachos finally rise.  In the 5th generation we’ll have a lot of fun along with our ups and downs.  Today we proved that as the Nachos Of Club Penguin we still exsist.  We still mean something to the army world and every other army needs to watch out!  Now I have a message I need to get out to our troops.

Owners: So we’ve got Ads, Tan, Me, Zayer, and Joker as owner ranks.  Ads job as leader is basically to manage the army and use the power he has to make us a better army.  I expect the rest of the Owners to find a job to do around the site.  I haven’t seen any of the owners really do much lately which is a dissapointment (myself included).  As owner ranks our job is to make the army fun for the rest of the Members.  Our job isn’t to take it easy and have as much fun as possible.  Leave that up to everyone else though we can still have fun.

Mods:  I want to see the mods taking more responsibility.  I expect the mods to get the troops on Club Penguin for events and unscheduled events.  The moderators are also a big part of the army.  We will base your rank on how much you benefit the army.  If your being lazy, expect to be replaced.

Members:  Overall your the core of the Nachos.  Your the ones who truly make the Nachos who they are.  Keep up the good work and listen to your superiors.  If you have any ideas please suggest them.

We will be making many positive changes to the Nachos as you can already tell.  I understand that you all joined to have fun, right?  Were going to be on Club Penguin more, though a lot of what we do is going to be fun.  We will continue recruiting and training of course, though a lot of what we do on Club Penguin is going to be for fun. 

    We could have a Party on Club Penguin and recruit during it.  Well why can’t we have an enjoyable party where we don’t have to recruit?  Something we can enjoy without having to put in much effort.  Starting today we are a new army.  New methods of warfare, new creative ways of having fun.  Everyone.  I present to you the 5th generation of the Nacho Army!

Win or lose we still get Happy Meals to make the opponent jealous! ~50

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BEST PARTY EVAR 😀

CHAT RALLY STARTS NOW COME ON CHAT AND HAVE A GRAND JOLLY OLE’ TIME 

http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp <—— CLICK THIS

❗ Chat Rally/500,000 Hits Partay ❗

❗ Date: Sunday, December 19th ❗

❗ Where: Nacho chat ❗

TIMES:
5:00 PM EST
4:00 PM CST
3:00 PM  MST
2:00 PM PST
10:00 PM GMT

Also, the 500th commenter will be mentioned in a post because no one wants to make a donations and I really need my powers since I’m selfish (Wary). If anyone wants to make a donation, pc me and I will give you KFC.

~Lost In Thought~Ads354

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Ok, guys do far we been doing great in the tournament :D! We made it to the play offs :D! We haven’t lost, or tied any battles yet, and let’s not loose our winning streak let’s go undefeated through the whole tournament! Let’s prove to the rest of the armies that, that second place on CPAC still belongs to Nachos! Then let’s show ACP that we’re still a match for them! Lets take that number 1 spot from ACP! I know it’s almost Christmas, and you won’t be able to be as active, but we have to give it all we got for this tournament, and get top 1 army on top 10. Here’s the info on our first battle.

❗ [Nachos] vs. [UMA] ❗

➡ DATE: Saturday, December 18th, 2010
➡ PLACE: Start at Polar Bear, Forts
➡ TIMES:
1:30 PM EST
12:30 PM CST
11:30 AM  MST
10:30 AM PST
6:30 PM GMT
JUDGE: Gill as Main Judge, Hurricanex1 as the Back-Up
OTHER: Battle will last up to 1 hour maximum

❗ BE ON http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp ❗

UMA won’t be easy to beat, but I’m sure we can it pull it through, and if we win the battle, guess who we have to go againt? Our greatest rivals… ACP! :D, of course ACP won’t be easy to beat they’ll probally the hardest we will have to go against in the whole tournament! Although we have beaten ACP before, we beat them in the legend cup, we can do it again. All of the Nacho leaders/owners believe Nachos can do it! Ads, Tan, Zayer, 50 cent, and me. I’m sure you believe Nachos can beat ACP, and win the tournament. Come on guys let’s do these for all the legends! Person, Puck, Shadow, Aka etc. I’m sure they didn’t work so hard to see us at the state we are at now. So let’s give it all we got! Here’s the info in the battle against ACP of we beat UMA

❗ Winner of [ACP vs. AR] vs. Winner of [Nachos vs. UMA] ❗

➡ DATE: Sunday, December 19th, 2010
➡ PLACE: Start at Outback, Forts
➡ TIMES:
1:00 PM EST
12:00 PM CST
11:00 AM  MST
10:00 AM PST
6:00 PM GMT
JUDGE: TBA
OTHER: Battle will last up to 1 hour maximum

❗ BE ON http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp ❗

COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE THE UMA/ACP BATTLE’S

P.s I made this post on my iPod Touch, so it took me pretty long to make this. xD

~ Joker

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Aloha! This post will be pretty short because there hasn’t been a post in almost 2 days, so I don’t want you thinking we are going inactive. This week, I haven’t been active because I needed to catch up on homework that I missed because of being sick and etc. What I have seen on chat this whole week was laziness, I say that’s bull. I know the Nachos are better than that, I know we can achieve our goal if we were active, and I know that we can accomplish something everyday if we weren’t lazy. There is a sticky post on the top that has the times and place for a recruiting session everyday, but I still see no one on CP. The only way we’ll beat TG is by actually trying and not giving up. Part of this is my fault for being AFK every time I’m on chat, but it’s not like me to not be on chat while doing homework or a project.  If ACP would let us use Mammoth every day, that would be great, we really need the recruits. The owners and mods also need to start getting active a bit more before more mods are cut, same goes for you owners. One last thing, if you see an owner or mod that is in the army on chat, but not CP, PC the f*** out of them until they finally go on. I am Ads354 and I approve this message.

P.S. If you are going to be AFK, put it in your name!

~Lost In Thought~Ads354

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