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Hey Nachos!

Today our US division invaded the server Cloudy from RPF. At first, we maxed _ and averaged _ but RPF came to help us out. They did our tactics, formations, and even came on our chat. Also, their 11 joke tactics really helped us pull off the win. Thanks, RPF! Comment if you came!

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SERVER: SNOW ANGEL ROOM: FORTS

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Sleet was easy. We took the server in 20 minutes. I think we maxed like 13. Welcome back Sleet. We missed you <3. Pictures below. No effort put into this event. One brave RPF troop opposed us. He’s worthy of being a Nacho.

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HEY RPF, ITS YOUR GLORIOUS EXALTED GOD KING LORD PAIN/ELMIKEY/SHINY/CPWORLD/TOYSOLDIER/CHIP/INSERT OWNER HERE. AS YOU KNOW, WE ARE THE BEST ARMY IN ALL OF CLUB PENGUIN AND IT IS SIMPLY BECAUSE WE RECRUIT AND ARE BIGGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. WE ARE THE BEST ARMY IN CLUB PENGUIN. WE ARE THE BEST. ALL OTHER ARMIES ARE INFERIOR TO RPF BECAUSE WE ARE THE BEST. KILL ALL NACHOS AND KILL ALL AR AND KILL ALL WV. WE ARE THE BEST. EVERY DAY I CHECK THE MIRROR AND SEE A GOD AMONG MEN STANDING BEFORE ME BECAUSE I LEAD THIS GREAT ARMY, THE BEST ARMY.

IN ORDER FOR EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW GREAT WE ARE, I AM REQUIRING EVERY OWNER TO MAKE AT LEAST 2 POSTS A DAY ABOUT HOW GREAT WE ARE. THERE IS NO REASON WHY WE SHOULDN’T BE MAXING ONE MILLION ON CLUB PENGUIN AT ANY GIVEN TIME. WE WIN EVERY FIGHT, EVEN THE ONES WE LOSE, BUT WE NEVER LOSE, BECAUSE WE ARE RPF. NACHOS ARE JEALOUS OF OUR HUGE SIZE EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE BEATEN US IN PREVIOUS WARS BY THEMSELVES ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS, BUT WE AREN’T GOING TO THINK ABOUT THOSE WARS BECAUSE THEY ARE CHEATING. YES, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. NACHOS CHEAT CONSTANTLY. TACO IS FOR CHEATING. ALLIES IS CHEATING. I HATE CHEATING BUT SPRITE IS INNOCENT CLEARLY.

NOW THAT I HAVE GOT YOUR ATTENTION, I WANT TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT WE ARE THE BEST ARMY IN CLUB PENGUIN. I WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE HAVE 20,000,000 VIEWS IN ONE DAY. THERE IS NO EXCUSE AS TO WHY YOU SHOULDN’T BE ON CLUB PENGUIN HYPING A BATTLE FOR 12 HOURS STRAIGHT. WE HAVE TO WIN. WE MUST WIN. WHAT WOULD RPF BE IF WE DIDN’T WIN? IT WOULD BE BAD, BUT AS I HAVE SAID PREVIOUSLY, WE ALWAYS WIN, AND HAVE NEVER LOST.

GOOD JOB TROOPS FOR MAXING 100,000+ THIS BATTLE, BUT YOU WILL BE FIRED IF YOU DON’T ATTEND THE NEXT BATTLE IN 20 MINUTES AND THE NEXT BATTLE AN HOUR LATER. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT. RPF VICTORY. RPF VICTORY. EVERYONE IS JEALOUS OF US AND WE CAN DO NO WRONG. IF YOU’RE NOT CONVINCED, THERE WILL BE 20 MORE POSTS THIS WEEK SAYING THE SAME THING. COMMANDO WOULD BE PROUD OF US EVEN THOUGH HE ABANDONED US TO GO DO SOMETHING ELSE.

YOUR GLORIOUS, GODLY, INFALLIABLE, GREAT, EXALTED, LEGENDARY, CHAMPION,

LORD PAIN

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Well, for starters. Nachos declared war on you because of stupid faggot posts like these, our inability to recruit, and because we really just hate you guys. You didn’t give a reason in your post, and from what I understand you don’t know how to spell.

How does a human being with all 23 pairs of chromosomes spell “revealed” as “reviled”. Centaur17 can spell better than that, jesus christmas! Giving RPF the honor to cover them up in there graveyard on Tuxedo.. So you’re implying we own something on Tuxedo?

Well, you don’t need to imply Shiny. According to our invasion, we kicked your ass on Tuxedo. So uh yeah, I guess we own a grave yard. RPF won’t cover up shit on Tuxedo. Keep making flame posts sonny jimbob!

Post some more flame posts. We know you’re Dan K. Memes RPF.

Kevdog out

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

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Hello, Nachos of Club Penguin and this is your general speaking! Today we completely analed RPF on Yeti, and they still claimed victory. I’ve given a name to the disease RPF has, it’s called RPFdouchebagitis. We started off in the Snow Forts completely recking them there with our upside down T. We contracted some RPFdouchebagitis and decided to press the J button a few times. They got a little angry :D. We then moved to the Forest where we formed big sexy backwards L, or this ………./, We then changed rooms to the Berg where we made another L formation to combat RPF’s crappy circle. I’d have to say that room was a tie, as we made an at the end of the battle with RPF pressing the J button as usual. It was a deesaster as Time689 put it. Well, good battle, good victory. Raise the Nacho flag! All Hail Nachonnia!

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We don’t need the J button to joke around

I GOT NO GODDAMN PICS OF THE FOREST!

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

defeat RPF

I gotchu ~Stone

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Server: SLEET Room: Forts

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