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Invasion of Sparkle [Results]
Posted on January 19, 2016 by Stone523
Hola Nachos!
Today our UK Division successfully invaded the server Sparkle from the RPF. We began in the Pool where we faced no opposition until 8 minutes into the battle. We then bombed into the Iceberg, and RPF didn’t show up for another 10 minutes. Finally they came and we fought there for about 5 minutes before ending off in the Ice Rink, which was pretty much a tie. Both sides were smaller than usual, we maxed 15 and averaged 14. Rpf didn’t put up much of a fight, avoiding us for almost 20 minutes, and so we took the server. P.S. Shout out to Fluffy for making these awesome outros (you’ll see it at the bottom).
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INVASION TODAY
Posted on January 19, 2016 by
Server:Yeti Room: Forts
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Next Battles
Posted on January 19, 2016 by
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THESE ARE IMPORTANT BATTLES 30+ NEEDED
Saturday, January 23
❗ Invasion of Yeti [UK] ❗
Server: Yeti Room: Town
Times:
8:30PM GMT
3:30PM EST
2:30PM CST
1:30PM MST
12:30PM PST
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❗ Invasion of Sleet [US] ❗
Server: Sleet Room: Town
Times:
1:00AM GMT
8:00PM EST
7:00PM CST
6:00PM MST
5:00PM PST
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Fjord…Secured? RPF…Exceedingly stupid?
Posted on January 18, 2016 by
Aka Edit: I hereby name RPF’s troops and leaders the title of “Honorary Nachos”
They sat in our lines, copied our tactics, copied our formations, and even sent their soldiers to be on our chat during the battle. We maxed 30 and averaged 25 during the battle, but since RPF has decided to become apart of The Nacho Empire, we maxed 65 and averaged 50. Congratulations!
‘We logged on Fjord to get our server back. Pre-battle room, we maxed probly about 35 and circled the entire Snow Forts. We didn’t dig in….. We knew what had to be done. We made our way to the Stadium where we were met with slight RPF resistance. We formed an X. RPF then retreated. After that, we went to the Cove and knew we’d been spied on. The RPF were there waiting for us in formation. We made our upside down T and strategically regrouped at the Ice Berg to meet a similar fate. We then made a half circle and kicked some ass . RPF started not only copying formation, but they also began copying tactics? No to mention, they did about 7 joke bombs.
So far, RPF expects room changes? But since when did invasions/defenses become like tournament battles where we need to notify each other our advance? If I’m the general of the United States Army and I want to invade…. I don’t know, Turkey! Well if I were to invade Turkey, would I tell the Turkish forces that I’m coming in full throttle so they could prepare for our exact landing location and slaughter us? No. That’s stupid. They have to prepare for anything.
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INVASION SOON
Posted on January 18, 2016 by
Server: White House Room: Forts
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short post about tuxedo
Posted on January 17, 2016 by thereturnofaka
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RPF didn’t fight the good fight
Posted on January 17, 2016 by
Fluffy: Here’s the Battle of Tuxedo from my point of view.
I bring forth great news. The legions of the Nacho Army bravely stormed the beaches of Tuxedo with lots of RPF resistance. We then made our way to a non guarded RPF artillery garrison in the stadium. After meeting little resistance, intelligence believed the forest was heavily infested with RPF. We made our circle formations and dug in for what we expected a massive attack. When we heard RPF had abandoned the city, cheers were heard throughout the city and salutes were given to the Nacho Liberators. Any remaining RPF were shot by Nacho patrols. Hazie and Royalsfan15 reported that one of the RPF drenched himself in oil, and then lit himself on fire. Conno11 , Pickletree and Rickboytae reported they found an RPF soldier masturbating violently in the bushes. They put him out of his damn misery.
In all seriousness, we went to the beach and fought a smaller than expected RPF force. I truely believe we defeated them there. We were not going to stay in one room the whole battle, so we made our trek to the Ice Rink. There, we met little oppositon besides AR, who thought they would raid the battle room. RPF didn’t show up. We then went to the forest. The AR requested to circle up with us. Together, we helped each other dig fox holes. No RPF resistance was met, and that in my opinion is a Nacho victory.
The pics are good, We maxed about 25 I think at the peek. All Hail Nachonnia!
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Defence of Fjord [Results]
Posted on January 17, 2016 by Stone523
Hola Nachos,
Sorry this post is late. Yesterday we logged on to defend our co-capital server, Fjord, from the Rpf, but we lost the battle. We maxed 25 pre-battle, but Rpf’s size was enough to lockout a lot of our troops from the battle rooms. Never give up, Nachos. We will reclaim Fjord this week.
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