Today we defeated the Rebel Penguin Federation. We’re not like them where we blatantly claim victory, I will back our armies victory claim’s up with solid support. First off, RPF utilized the j key real well. They pressed it nearly the entire battle. RPF also took advantage of the blob maneuver, where you just blob into an area and press j. We made I believe 3 different formations across 3 different rooms. With very little RPF resistance aside from the casual joke tactic and the “RPF WINNING” or “NACHOS weak” tactic, I believe we’ve conquered Ice Palace. After RPF forces pulled out of the Dock, I dispatched a Nacho patrol across the server ordering any remaining RPF to be shot and killed. We couldn’t take prisoners today. RPF claims they out maxed us and that they were 2x our size. Use your eyes ladies and gentleman, from the current pictures, do you see 2x the amount of RPF? No.
RPF Monarch, Elmikey is one to avoid the word “defeat”. It’s not really in his vocabulary.
RPF claims they won because of their size advantage. Well friends, even if they had a size advantage, that doesn’t win battles. At the battle of Bastogne in World War II, The Germans outnumbered the United States 101st airborne with a solid advantage of over 20,000 men. The Germans lost at Bastogne as it was one of Hitler’s biggest gambles.
Now, RPF did not have 2x the strength or the most deadly weapons of the time period against us. Due to our advantage in tactics and formations, I’ll call this a Nacho victory.
Here are some pictures. We wen’t a bit old school.
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Nacho Army of Club Penguin 