Posted on January 1, 2016 by thereturnofaka
To the soldiers of DCP: Your leaders do not care for you, they cuss out new members, they multi-log to boost their small size, they deny any and all claims that they cold possibly be cheating, and they personally attack the people whom call them out on it. You have no hope of leading the army unless you multi-log with them and lie to every friend you have outside of DCP.
The community may be smaller than it used to be, and some of the big armies may not be as big as they used to be, but it is certain that even one of these armies are bigger than the entirety of DCP. DCP is completely alone in this world and has no allies for a good reason.
Stand up with us all and join the fight against multi-logging. From the most decorated legend to the newest recruit, you’re all welcome and needed to put an end to this practice once and for all.
Ice Warriors of CP
Toy Edit: Freezie originally invited me to become an advisor of, essentially, an abomination. I only had to stay a couple of hours to know this wasn’t a Club Penguin Army, this was five people at their computers with hundreds of Xat & Club Penguin tabs open.
http://cppiratearmy.com/2016/01/01/bless-up-dcp/
Waterkid and I haven’t seen eye to eye on many things in the past (DW and LT history) but he’s 100% correct here about DCP.
Just days ago I joined the Doritos. I heard that they were the best army of 2015, and that they were the biggest army the community has seen since old-school ACP. This is all false.
I didn’t pay attention to armies in 2015 except the Summer so I didn’t know if the DCP mass multi-logging claims were true or not. But dear god, they are.
DCP didn’t specifically order me to multilog or null the chat, probably…
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Posted on January 1, 2016 by George LegofanCy Sofroniou
❗ 2 MEDALS IF YOU COMMENT! ❗
Hola Nachos! Welcome to our monthly line of active count, called MAC[Monthly Active Count(not macintosh 😛 )]. It’s basically a way to see who is active and who is not! All you have to do, is comment on this active count and tell us how active are you. Very simple right? Here’s the form:
What’s your club Penguin Username?
What Rank are you?
In a scale of 1-10, how active are you?
That’s all! You may comment from today until January the 7th.
~We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!~
Legofan Cy~Nachos 2ic
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Posted on December 31, 2015 by Stone523
Hola Nachos!
Stone523 here.
Just wanted to wish you all a Happy New Year’s, and formally let you know that Kevin and Dan have promoted me to Leader alongside them. Honoured to be in this position, I will do my best to help us rise and be a fun army, as when I was an owner. I guess that can be my Nacho New-Year’s resolution. 😉
\(º0º)/ Viva Los Nachos \(º0º)/
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Posted on December 31, 2015 by
As 2015 comes to a close, the Nachos have nearly faced death many different times. If I can recall, in February, April and even August we were barely clinging to life. 2015 may have saw some low points, but it was certainly no failure. We won the Champions Cup and we came damn close to winning Christmas Chaos and Spring Smackdown. We placed as the 7th army of 2015 on CPAC’s top 10. In my opinion, we’re in the number 4-5 range considering we spent 2 months in the dark depths of SMAP AND that we did not multilog. We won several wars against ACP, DCP, and RPF. Although we now reflect on the great memories we made in 2015, it’s now time to look forward at 2016. Lets make 2016 a much better year.
Now for the awardz
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Posted on December 31, 2015 by
// NACHO ARMY BATTLE TRACKER
Server: Fjord Room: Forts
BE ON CHAT FOR BATTLE ORDERS
CHAT IS BELOW
To join the chat, click on your name! You have a green pawn and are on the top of the users list! [Xat gives you a funny default name]
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Posted on December 30, 2015 by thereturnofaka
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Its almost January 2nd so we’ll have the extra 10 gb soon. Until then, tinypic.

Remember everyone, this is whom you’re defending when you choose to stand with multi-loggers.
-Aka
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Posted on December 30, 2015 by
Howdy!
Today the glorious armies of the Holy Nachonnian Empire parachuted onto the streets of the town. With no enemies in sight, we made an unbreakable circle. It appeared the Light Troops had abandoned the city when they heard we were coming. After setting fire to all the buildings in the town, we made our way to their beloved Ice Rink. There, we went to infinity and beyond with a surprisingly sick formation. We turned the Ice Rink into a pond, and marched our way onto the Forest. We sang Christmas carols and prayed to Kevin the God that the Light Troops would surrender. We then set fire to the Christmas tree, and made our final trek to the cove. We made a square! We sat around the campfire awaiting our evac. from the city of Polar Bear. The city was now under Nachonnian control. During the invasion, we maxed out at a solid 40 soldiers exactly and surprisingly averaged around 35. This was probably one of our best events in awhile. Great work.
Pictures:









We made the infinity symbol!



Summit was banned in this tactic….we all know he forgot an o on purpose.





When Stone doesn’t do the tactic, but takes a picture *wary*





/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\
****Nacho leader****
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Posted on December 30, 2015 by thereturnofaka
Lego: These pics are not full pics. I mean,not our full force can be viewed. I took these pics to share with my other fellow Nachos, and I recovered them from history as soon as I discovered that aka had none.


Hola everyone, Aka here.
So I made the post about invading DCP with AUSIA, and fellow Nachos showed up today for the invasion. We got around 6 troops, but no pictures. It wasn’t necessary though, because I took the only picture that mattered.
As you can see, not even the #1 army in the CP World can stand up to a single red penguin dressed as a mexican superhero whilst drinking a margarita and accompanied by an animated ball of fur with eyes.
DCP has no more servers and is forced out of the fight. All DCP are to be treated as prisoners of war.
In other news, today we have invasions against the Light Troops, so lets see if they can do anything to stop us. Check the invasion schedule post for more information.
-Aka
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Posted on December 29, 2015 by thereturnofaka
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When January rolls around I’ll get us another 10 gb plan so we won’t have to use tinypic.
The invasion will continue as planned.
-Aka
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Posted on December 28, 2015 by thereturnofaka
Lego Edit: hmm, ausia? I guess you’re talking to me then… Ok ill help lead us.
Hola everyone, Aka here.
If DCP won’t show up to Nacho invasions, then I guess we will take every server from them without any resistance.
Invasion of ALL DCP Servers
Wednesday
5:30 PM IST
2:00 PM EET
1:00 PM CET
12:00 PM GMT(UK)
7:00 AM EST
6:00 AM CST
5:00 AM MST
4:00 AM PST
If you actually want to attend then pc me on chat so we can enjoy logging in to the town, seeing no DCP, saying a phrase, and moving to the next server after 30 seconds of no DCP being on the server.
-Aka
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