Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
The almighty “Doritos Republic” did not provide a 24 hour notice on their change of times for their invasion of our server White House. Therefore, according to the rules of this community, the DCP invasion of the White House is invalid. The DCP will find obscure ways to refute this, but it is simply foolish to even try, since it’s one of the most basic rules- just like bot usage. We may have lost the battle that occurred, but it was due to DCP not being able to use a clock properly.
Nachos suffered another loss today at our White House defense. We maxed around 9 while DCP maxed 16 and our tactics we’re equal in quality. Doritos may have won. However, they don’t seem to be up-to-date with the daylight savings change. And so they were an hour late for the event. If they don’t get with the program soon, the next time this happens, we will consider them tardy or no-show.
For those of you that don’t know. Recently the time zones changed an hour early. Here’s pictures to help explain:
Just a quick update, we have successfully invaded slushy. Ok, first of all we maxed 3 and averaged 3 throughout the event. We were all thinking we were gonna lose when Poseidon showed me this:
Ok, when u see the users area you can see pos (who took the pic) and one doritos (talk about small fires 😛 ). We were then relieved.
Now, doritos didn’t even log on and when I was about to say something….. they banned me. So short story short, we successfully invaded slushy!! *cheers*
It is time. We have bared the weight of Doritos too long. It is crucial that everything I have taught you pays of. It is Necessary that you come to every event. Only the power of our fists can teach them a lesson that “Mess With The Best, Die Like The Rest“. Now, here are the timings for all the events:
As you may know we are at war with the Doritos of Club Penguin.I have been doing some research that might shock your mind.The Doritos of Club Penguin are the Illuminati!
DCP regain their prize as literally the most boring army in the entirety of CP Warfare ;D. Not only are they completely unfunny copycats [just like the last time] they still just sit in lines for the entirety of events and maybe bomb once every ten minutes. Look, if you’re going to do that I’m just going to start declaring Nacho victories by virtue of better tactics. I mean, Hannibal defeated Rome with better tactics didn’t he? And we try to emulate real warfare, so why not have tactics contributing heavily to victories? ;3. Anyway, we maxed 7 and lost against DCP on Blizzard, but ehhh, we’ll get better, I doubt their troops have the loyalty to log on for that many events haha.
Today we logged onto Fjord (1 bar server) for a tactics/ games session. We maxed 5 and averaged 4. Well done for everyone that attended. Also somebody deleted the AUSIA timings post, so if you were the person, please don’t delete until the week is over as it was causing some confusion. Thank you Legofan Cy for the pics.
So. DCP declared war on us. You know who I’m talking about, right? The army that was created by Nacho wannabes? Ok good. Anyways, we have a declassified weapon that will burn down all of DCP’s nation. (Don’t worry, LT. We all know DCP doesn’t own your nation). But let’s get down to buisness.
Time and time again, the Nachos have fallen.
A hero always rises us up.
No, it is not Santa Claus.
It is much more powerful and awesome (and beating Santa at that is hard)
Nacho Army of Club Penguin 