The Nachos do not declare “fun” wars.

When we declare war on your army, it’s for one of two very practical reasons:

1. We don’t like you

2. You’ve provoked us

So, when we mod one of your leaders on our chat, and then he goes off on a banning spree and sends half of our members to a place where they don’t belong, what exactly did you expect us to do in retaliation? Like RPF a few short weeks ago, we have confirmation that DCP had been organizing a war against us, and were set to announce their declaration on the first of August. So, in preparation for your frightening 15 man invasion force, we’ve decided to make the first move and begin invading now. With an AUS that is sharply rising and a US/UK force that is finally on its way to breaking 30 consistently, I hope you soon realize that it was a big mistake for you to think you could mess with us and come out on top.

Anyway Nachos, this will be a very fun war, and should compliment our upcoming LC tournament run quite nicely. We’ll be invading at both AUS and UK/US times on each weekday, and then once on the weekends (provided the LC does not interfere with either of our armies). Above all else, have fun, show up, and let’s show these knockoffs what happens when you pick a fight with us.

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HOLA NACHOS!

Today our fast rising Ausia division successfully raided Walrus from the Doritos. Our new and improved Ausia division maxed 18 Nachos  and averaged 15 Troops at this event. We had almost perfect tactics throughout this entire raid – For a new division, we did an  amazing job 😀 DCP  on the other hand, did not. Once again, its a loss for them, as they didn’t even log on to see themselves get owned. Keep up with the great work nachos!

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Wednesday:

Invasion of  Bobsled [AUS]

Date: August 6th, 2014

Server: Bobsled || Room: All Over

Times:

10:00 PM AWST

7:30 PM IST

12:00 PM AEST

11:00 PM JST

10:00 AM EST

3:00 PM GMT

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Pathetic…

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Nachos,

Today, we had our first battle in the war against DCP, with the invasion of Slushy. We logged onto Klondike (1 bar server) to battle for control of the server Slushy. As expected, our enemies performance did not back up all the trash they were talking in the past 24 hours. The Wannabe Nachos (aka the Doritos) only had around 25 at their peak, and needed to retreat twice during the battle, which is really sad considering they were using their allies.

But enough about them, let’s talk about us, the Nachos. We maxed an outstanding 36 troops, while averaging around 30 throughout the battle. Our tactics were quick and effective as always, and were a great compliment to our size. Comparing our performance to that of the enemy, we claim this as a clear Nacho victory!

We’ve struck the first blow in this war, my friends. Let’s keep the pressure on and show them why you don’t mess with the Nacho Army!

Nachos were RED for this battle, Doritos were ORANGE

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Hola Nachos!

I’d also like to say a big hello to all obsessed Doritos that I am sure are reading this right now and are wishing that their tiny army could even have a slight impact on us 😉

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Today, as of 5:30pm GMT, the historic server of Whitehouse, was returned to the Nachos of Club Penguin. At some point in time, I am not sure when, the server was taken from the Nachos, and the Army of Club Penguin eventually ended up gaining ownership, I have no knowledge of how that came to be, they may have even been the ones to take it, however, all that matters is that Whitehouse has returned to its rightful owner, the Nachos.

The server was of great historical importance to the Nachos, particularly serving as a place to hang out with fellow Nachos, before the creation of our first Xat by Tuxedo Mac. I’m sure Nachos such as Shadow2446 will be able to talk more about the historical importance of Whitehouse than I can.

I’d like to thank Purpleslime4, and ACP for returning the server, and thank them for their swift negotiations.

Note to DCP: ACP wishes to stress that they are not breaking any alliance with you, and will continue to remain your allies.

Here are the terms of the agreement;

1. The ownership over the server of Whitehouse is to return to the Nachos.
2. The Army of Club Penguin is to relinquish all claims to Whitehouse.
3. It is to be stressed that the Army of Club Penguin  are not breaking any alliance with the Doritos of Club Penguin

I’m truly thankful to ACP, who refused terms favouring them, despite being offered the chance to include some.

Thank you ACP!

~Chrisi Blule

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If you haven’t been on DCP’s site recently, then you better go give it a quick look. Y’know, when you start attempting to insult people in multiple posts before the first battle even begins, that’s kind of a tell-tale-sign that you know you’re about get crushed.

“A PERSONAL CONGRATS TO BEEKY THE NACHO LEADER FOR FINALLY MAXING “30” TROOPS AT A EVENT GOOD JOB IT ONLY TOOK 2 YEARS”

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