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Hola Nachos!

This week, a new poll was released for Nacho Movie Night. You were given 5 choices to vote for & at the end of the week the winner was:

Forrest Gump

Here is a trailer of the movie:

Movie Night will take place at 8pm EST Tonight (Saturday) on the Nacho Army chat: xat.com/nachoshq 

We advise you to be there 20 minutes early as to not miss the start of the movie. Remember EVERYONE is welcome, even if you’re from a different army! 😀

~Laoise/Irishspeaker, Nacho Army Leader.

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Hola Nachos!

Today was the first day of our newly declared war, as the Nachos began our invasions of the Rebel Penguin Federation. We logged on in full force to Klondike to battle it out for ownership of the server Tuxedo. Sadly, this was quite a boring event as RPF barely put up a fight – staying in one line the entire time and barely doing tactics.

We managed to max a size of 20+ Nachos and averaged 17, as RPF maxed 16. Our tactics were also far superior in pace and quality. After battling it out for a uneventful 28 minutes, the Rebels decided to log off early or “Rage Quit” due to the fact that they cannot handle defeat. After speaking to Mr Waffles who obviously is too immature to discuss anything army-related with and who can’t have a civil conversation without using Caps Lock/Rage, he felt the need to begin to personally insult myself and the army. We do not take these things lightly and as a result, he is now claiming RPF victory despite the fact that he admitted the Nachos were better in the Forts and equal in the Berg. Nice try RPF u mad or nah?

Great job today Nachos! This was a clear victory for us & we’ve managed to get ourselves a new Tuxedo along the way 😉

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Hola, Nachos. You know, that would have ended with an exclamation mark, but we did horrible today. We were no where near close. Our tactics were horrible, and half the users online were inactive, and we had no clue how to wake them up. I understand it’s the fourth of July, and you’re celebrating America’s independence, but I’m going to let you know that we have many UK troops, and they don’t celebrate it. I hope we do better next time, I’ll let you guys slide this time, because this was a UK AND US event, and our goal was to max 27+, but we ended up maxing 10, which again, was no where near close. We need to improve, and I am very disappointed, for we looked like an SMAP army.

We max nearly 10, while doing the E+3 emote.

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Good morning,

I’d just like to let you all know that I’m going to be away for the next couple days on a small vacation trip, so I’ll be missing today’s practice battle most likely, and definitely the first invasion of the war. Try your hardest to come to that event so we can reach our goal of 30+ soldiers, and most of all, have fun and win us a new tuxedo.

~Beeky

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** IMPORTANT EVENT**

Friday:

Raid [US (if you can make it)/UK]

Date: July 4, 2014

Server: TBD || Room: All Over

Times:

2:00 PM EST

1:00 PM CST

12:00 PM MST

11:00 AM PST

7:00 PM GMT

||GOAL: 27+||

Greetings, As you can tell by the title, this will be our last week before we head out and do something a bit more interesting! This week we will be training and recruiting extra hard, and I think if everybody contributes, we can start to see sizes upwards of 30+, so please do your best to continue (or start) recruiting. We will also probably have many unscheduled raids this week, so always try to be on chat when you have the time. ~Beeky

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It’s war.

As of July 5th, 2014, we are officially at war with RPF. Just over a week ago, I was shown a picture of a Kik conversation between the RPF leaders contemplating war – with us by July 10th. I do not take threats very lightly, Nachos, so we believe it’s time to unleash to them a new generation of the Nacho war machine.

Recently, we have been rising very quickly, going from averaging about 15 last week to 25 now. We currently have a slight advantage in a size, and I’m always confident in our ability to destroy anybody with our tactics, but I’d like us to focus mostly on staying consistently great until this conflict is resolved, and beyond that.

We will be storming the beaches on Saturday, and we cannot afford to let up until we get a surrender. That’s the end of it. We will be invading twice a day on each weekday, and once every weekend. It should go very smoothly for us.

This is a NO Allies war.

**VERY IMPORTANT EVENT**

Monday:

Invasion of Crunch  [US/UK]

Date: July 14, 2014

Server: TBD || Room: All Over

Times:

3:00 PM EST

8:00 PM GMT

2:00 PM CST

12:00 PM PST

1:00 PM MST

Let the carnage commence.

 ~Beeky

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Here are all of our first week invasions. They will be continuously added to the first post as the dates come.

Monday:

Invasion of Crunch  [US/UK]

Date: July 14, 2014

Server: TBD || Room: All Over

Times:

3:00 PM EST

8:00 PM GMT

2:00 PM CST

12:00 PM PST

1:00 PM MST

Tuesday:

Invasion of Yeti  [US/UK]

Date: July 15, 2014

Server: TBD || Room: All Over

Times:

3:00 PM EST

8:00 PM GMT

2:00 PM CST

12:00 PM PST

1:00 PM MST

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Beeky: That really does suck. You really should only autotype on a spare account.

Hola, Nachos! So recently my penguin “xPins” has been banned, and will forever be a memory of mine. I was banned forever for autotyping, and CP claims that I gave out “personal information”. I don’t really see how I gave out “personal information”, so I will be working on a new penguin. I am very frustrated. That’s it for now, kbai! 🙂

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