Why We’ll Never Defeat RPF (Who Are the Undisputed Champions of Club Penguin Warfare)

Posted on July 5, 2014 by chrisiblule

If you click “Continue Reading” you’re going past the point of no return, where you will learn THE biggest secret in Club Penguin armies.

The Rebel Penguin Federation of Club Penguin are the biggest army in all CP armies, they are the biggest, bestest, badest badasses of the lot, we shouldn’t mess with them. They regularly amass 10+ at events, and their tactics are a galore of joke bombs, and solid straight lines of rock, like a Great Wall of China, only on Club Penguin, which isn’t China.

Yes, I spent awhile doing this, so enjoy it please.

If you take a look at our most recent event against RPF, you can see exactly why they can not be defeated;

Look, closely at this image, what do you see? YES, THAT, LOOK CLOSE. CLOSE I TELL YOU. CLOSE.

LOOK

WHAT

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UNCOVERED

YES THAT IS RIGHT, RPF WILL NEVER ADMIT DEFEAT, BECAUSE THEY ARE LITERALLY THE CP ILLUMINATI, HOW DO I KNOW? BECAUSE THEY MADE A TRIANGLE GUYS. A TRIANGLE.The very symbol of illuminati in the CP world!

Annnnndd, stop.

This post was to demonstrate one thing, Waffle, or whoever else leads RPF, you need to learn how to admit defeat, otherwise this war is going to be appallingly bad. Don’t be an Elmikey, I’m sure you’re better than him, just do it, it won’t hurt your reputation, admit defeat when you were defeated, please, please do it.

-Chrisi Blule

I’d like to give a shout out to Thex, because he is the Gustav to my Eiffel, the Brazil to my football, the watering can to my flowers, and because he really loves my posts, it is for glorious articles such as this, that I am on this beloved site, thank you Thex, for everything.