This was posted at exactly 12:00:00 AM on April 1st, 2014.

I once met a traveler from an antique land, whose raspy yet commanding voice echoed the words, “The invincible will collapse and disintegrate into masses of ashes, leaving fractured spirits and broken minds as all that remained of what once was. But  someday, the rains of redemption will again tumble down, and from those lifeless ashes, a fire shall be woken, and from the flame, a beast of diamond and gold will emerge, and none  born of woman shall ever harm it.” We are to become this beast, Nachos.

You’ve only lost your mind, Wg.  Your arrogance has now blinded you to a point of no return. Once you’ve been completely drained of your territory, once your troops are resorting to resignation due to the longevity of this war, maybe then you’ll begin to realize how hollow and frail you actually are. You even had the audacity to impose outrageous terms on us with the mindset that we’d willingly succumb and accept it. We’ve stood in CP army hell, where many had to suffer, and once we found a way out, we stared the grim reaper right in the eye. You don’t scare us. Not. One. Bit.

Wednesday

Invasion of Ice Palace [AUS]

Date: April 2nd, 2014

Server: Ice Palace|| Room: All over

Times:

➡ 7:00 AM EST

➡ 8:00 PM JST

➡ 6:00 AM CST

➡ 4:00 AM PST

➡ 12:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Rainbow [UK]

Date: April 2nd, 2014

Server: Rainbow || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Flurry [US]

Date: April 2nd, 2014

Server: Fjord || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 8:00 PM EST

➡ 7:00 PM CST

➡ 6:00 PM MST

➡ 5:00 PM PST

➡ 1:00 AM GMT

Thursday

Invasion of Bunny Hill[UK]

Date: April 3rd, 2014

Server: Bunny Hill || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Tundra [US]

Date: April 3rd, 2014

Server: Tundra || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 8:00 PM EST

➡ 7:00 PM CST

➡ 6:00 PM MST

➡ 5:00 PM PST

➡ 1:00 AM GMT

Friday

Invasion of Sherbet [AUS]

Date: April 4th, 2014

Server: Sherbet|| Room: All over

Times:

➡ 7:00 AM EST

➡ 8:00 PM JST

➡ 5:00 AM MST

➡ 4:00 AM PST

➡ 12:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Mittens [UK]

Date: April 4th, 2014

Server: Mittens || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Saturday

Invasion of Walrus [AUS/UK]

Date: April 5th, 2014

Server: Walrus || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 7:00 PM EST

➡ 8:00 PM JST

➡ 5:00 AM MST

➡ 4:00 AM PST

➡ 12:00 PM GMT

 

Invasion of Chinook [US/UK]

Date: April 5th, 2014

Server: Chinook || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Sunday

Invasion of Sabertooth [US/UK]

Date: April 6th, 2014

Server: Sabertooth || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Week two:

Monday

Invasion of Outback [AUS]

Date: April 7th, 2014

Server: Outback || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 7:00 AM EST

➡ 8:00 PM JST

➡ 5:00 AM MST

➡ 4:00 AM PST

➡ 12:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Frozen[US]

Date: April 7th, 2014

Server: Frozen|| Room: All over

Times:

➡ 8:00 PM EST

➡ 7:00 PM CST

➡ 6:00 PM MST

➡ 5:00 PM PST

➡ 1:00 AM GMT

Tuesday

Invasion of Fog [UK]

Date: April 8th, 2014

Server: Fog || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Alpine [US]

Date: April 8th, 2014

Server: Alpine (If full, Klondike) || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 7:00 PM EST

➡ 6:00 PM CST

➡ 5:00 PM MST

➡ 4:00 PM PST

➡ 12:00 PM GMT

Wednesday

Invasion of Crystal [AUS]

Date: April 9th, 2014

Server: Crystal || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 7:00 AM EST

➡ 8:00 PM JST

➡ 5:00 AM MST

➡ 4:00 AM PST

➡ 12:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Frostbite [UK]

Date: April 9th, 2014

Server: Frostbite || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Thursday

Invasion of Deep Snow [AUS]

Date: April 10th, 2014

Server: Deep Snow|| Room: All over

Times:

➡ 7:00 PM EST

➡ 8:00 PM JST

➡ 5:00 AM MST

➡ 4:00 AM PST

➡ 12:00 PM GMT

 

Invasion of Mountain [US]

Date: April 10th, 2014

Server: Mountain || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 8:00 PM EST

➡ 7:00 PM CST

➡ 6:00 PM MST

➡ 5:00 PM PST

➡ 1:00 AM GMT

Friday

Invasion of Cabin [UK]

Date: April 11th, 2014

Server: Cabin || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Slushy[US]

Date: April 11th, 2014

Server: Slushy || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 8:00 PM EST

➡ 7:00 PM CST

➡ 6:00 PM MST

➡ 5:00 PM PST

➡ 1:00 AM GMT

Saturday

Invasion of Grizzly [US/UK]

Date: April 12th, 2014

Server: Fjord || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Grasshopper [US]

Date: April 12th, 2014

Server: Grasshopper || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 8:00 PM EST

➡ 7:00 PM CST

➡ 6:00 PM MST

➡ 5:00 PM PST

➡ 1:00 AM GMT

Sunday

Invasion of Great White [US/UK]

Date: April 13th, 2014

Server: Great White || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

We are invading 21 servers over the course of 12 days. Don’t be too alarmed by this – we are utilizing a new strategy, known as division rotations. With the exception of Wednesday, only two divisions will be fighting per day. A division will only fight two days in a row maximum. This does not apply to the weekends. I’d like everybody to know that this war was unavoidable. UMA’s headstrong leader was going to declare war on us no matter what, so I found it more efficient to go on the offensive post. They know exactly why we wage this war; why we cannot stop – will not stop – why we will fight and fight and fight until we win – or we die. And we are not dead yet.

The carnage begins now, 

~Beeky

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Hola Nachos,

Tonight we had a very impressive recruiting & training session on White Out [3 bars]. We were able to reach sizes of 27+ today and our tactics were NEARLY perfect. We showed off both great recruiting skills and tactics and I’m really proud of all of you! Soon we will be dethrone ACP from their Number 1 spot and take it for ourselves, so everybody keep up the hard work! This event was really fun and hopefully we will continue the amusement the rest of this week with the upcoming war.

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Sombreros Together, Nachos Forever

~ Danny, Nachos Leader

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Howdy Nachos!

Today our UK division had a pretty nice Recruiting Session on Abominable, which was at the time, a 3 bar server. Again, our Nachos were a little sleepy! We maxed 15 today which is as awesome as always! Keep recruiting Nachos and keep up the awesome work! Remember, recruiting is extremely important when it comes to CP Armies! We want every Nacho we can get! Let’s make this week better than the last! Bigger and better and all together!

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Hola,

We only have a few more days until the inevitable strikes – that sombrero is still available, and there are still many recruits to be reeled in before we step into the ring. We are trying to resurrect our (at the moment) practically nonexistent AUSIA force, and we’ve been able to bring in a few people to help make that happen. War is on the horizon, Nachos; we’ve finally risen from the ashes, and it’s time to unleash some real carnage upon the enemy.

The carnage is about to begin,

~Beeky

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Hola Nachos,

After a very exceptional month for the army, we end it off as we usually do with PROMOTIONS! Woo! These promotions are for all of the hard working soldiers because you guys have been fighting really hard and you deserved these. Many of you may not have promoted again due to the recent promotion on Sunday, so I apologize. If you did not receive a promotion and you were very active this month, either contact me on chat or comment on this post. Nachos, if you did not receive a promotion use this as a motivation to strive for better in the coming months. Congratulations to all the troops that got promoted to a higher rank! The Nachos Leadership is very proud of all of you, and we hope to see you continue to progress in this army.

~ Danny & Beeky, Nacho Leaders

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Hola Nachos,

Well Nachos, today’s event was jaw-dropping! We had another battle with the Army of Club Penguin (ACP) and it was another impressive performance for us as we came close to beating another rival. Today, we were able to max 33 Nachos and average 30 throughout the entire battle. This battle was very intense battle and it was pretty much obvious who the victors of Breeze (1 Bar) were today. However, since the ACP did keep it close, it was decided that the final result was a tie. Congratulations Nachos, our victory streak remains intact. Overall, Beeky and I could not be more proud of you guys today. I am being completely honest because the sizes we have been achieving, the battles we have been winning, the formations & tactics, and what we are doing right now as an army is TRULY amazing. I’m proud of you all and I hope you had fun today, more battles will be coming in the future so stay tuned and check the website daily! Continue reading for the pictures!

Credit to Zing King TO for the post title!

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT!

Sombreros Together, Nachos Forever!

~ Danny, Nachos Leader

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❗ ***TODAY*** ❗

Rematch Battle vs ACP [ALL]

MUST ATTEND!

Date: March 29th, 2014

Server: Breeze || Room: Forts

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 7:00 PM GMT

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Here are the details of the events from March 23rd [Sunday] to March 29th [Saturday]. This is mainly for the use of any news sites that arrange Top 10 armies, but you can look through the post if you want Nachos!

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Hallo! Today we had a not so good event. We started strong, but then we dropped like flies. Come on Nachos! We can’t let this happen. Remember back to November when we could hardly pull off an event? We don’t want to go back to those times. No way. Our tactics today were TERRIBLE, we need to work on them more. If our tactics don’t get any better we WILL start going back to Training Sessions every day. Anyway, the max was around 31, but we fell to lower numbers towards the end. Also, the server was dead for whatever reason so that was also a problem. We were on Arctic today, which is usually a four bar server. As mentioned, everyone seemed to be out of reach (coughMUPPETTHEATERcough) but that’s no excuse for our own laziness with tactics and formations. Which leads me to the more inspirational part of the post…

Ok. So seriously everyone needs to work on getting friendlier. One of the reasons this event was an abomination was because of all the fighting. We’re suppose to work TOGETHER, not alone. If we become better friends we can function easier! If you do happen to get yourself into an argument with a retired Nacho or someone else, just drop it. If the other person refuses to stop, someone should take action. Sure, we don’t have to agree. We don’t have to like all the same things or play all the same games, watch the same shows, or listen to the same music just to get along. Everyone is different, but differences aren’t worth arguing over. All the fighting spams the chat and makes it harder to see the tactics and things the owners are trying to say. So, we have to put a stop to it! The chat will be a much more enjoyable place to be if we were a lot friendlier. THIS GOES FOR EVERYONE!! Remember, if we all can get along better, things will be a whole lot better in general. And that’s that. Going back to the usual end of post stuff, Pictures are after the “read more” and comment if you made it!

Keep Calm and Nacho On!

~Pony

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