Practice Battle with SWAT

Date: Tuesday, November 19th

Server: Canoe

Time:

 8:00 PM EST

 7:00 PM CST

 6:00 PM MST

 5:00 PM PST

 1:00 AM UK

||GOAL: 25+||

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Wednesday

Recruiting Session

Date: Wednesday 20th November

Server: TBA

Time:

2:00 AM JST

9:00 AM EST

8:00 AM CST

7:00 AM MST

6:00 AM PST

3:00 PM GMT

Hola, Nachos!

Sorry for the very long delay for the events to be posted, my laptop just came back from repair, so now I should be better than ever!

The last week we had events, wasn’t too well, but that’s just because we were battling a huge AUSIA division, while ours wasn’t even properly formed. I assure you soon enough we’ll be hitting sizes of 20+, but that’s only if you contribute.

How can we have successful events without troops? That’s why this whole week will be made up of recruiting events, so that when we finally get a decent amount of troops, we can then practise tactics, and maybe even go onto practise battles.

This week I’ll be trying out different times to see which is most suitable for the AUSIA division. Make sure you try to come to all of them!

Sombreros together, Nachos forever!

~Cutie2854

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Random Event

Date: Saturday, November 22nd

Server: Klondike

Time:

 5:00 PM EST

 4:00 PM CST

 3:00 PM MST

 2:00 PM PST

 9:00 PM UK

||GOAL: 30+||

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Hola,

So, as some of you may have heard, we’ve dropped the medal system. We will be implementing something else, and it will probably work a bit better as far as motivation goes. Another post will be released concerning that tomorrow. In the meantime, here are the events. I’m hoping to get sizes around the goal listed, and remember, these events will be more fun if more people show up. We definitely have some exciting ideas to share with you guys, but you also need to take it upon yourself to put in the effort to help put this army back at the top, where it rightfully belongs. Please try your hardest to attend these.

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Hola Nachos,

Some of you are probably wondering what the motives behind my actions were. Some of you may hate me, or feel that I have betrayed your trust,given the occurrance of this week’s events. I cannot blame you for feeling this way, and I will not lie to the troops of the army that I love so much: I made some mistakes. I trusted a fool thinking that he would actually help this army, when in reality it was just a ploy to satisfy his hunger for power. What you deserve is the truth, in which I will give wholly and fully.

On Saturday, I had returned from my overnight cross country meet, and as soon as I got on the Nachos chat, I realized we had an event. We were able to successfully invade the RPF’s server Toboggan, even with a down chat! (You can read all about that in a post somewhere below this post titled “A Slippery Slide to Victory on Toboggan.” Soon after the event, Pwner came on the chat, and after we discussed Cassiusbrutus’ coup from ACP, which occurred only minutes before, he began telling me that “there are some people that are pissed. at you”. I asked Pwner why this was, and he explained it was due to my inactivity. I then happily told Pwner that my cross country season had come to an end, and that I would have more free time to come to events. This pleased Pwner, who had told me I had “restored his faith in me.”

Pwner began to digress about everything he was upset about in the Nachos, such as the owner ranks, some of his personal life issues, and the fact that our main chat (NachosHQ) was experiencing difficulties. I began to ask what we could possibly do to fix this situation. Pwner repeatedly stated that he was very pissed off and wanted to appease his anger by firing and demoting certain owner ranks. He then came up with an idea to fix the Nachos: by appointing himself interim leader of the Nachos, he would fix the ownership by firing and demoting several owners, making a new ranks page altogether(because the old one was too laggy), and would take off certain people from the site who had no reason being on there. (People like Waterkid, who for some reason or another was an author on the site, and other people who ceased to show up to events or faded out of the Nachos). The one part that I was dodgy about was the “interim Nacho Leader” deal. I was uneasy about the idea of a retiree appointing himself leader(albeit one who had demonstrated sufficient skill in the past). However, I gave Pwner the benefit of the doubt, thinking “He’s just going to be a temporary leader, maybe he’ll give the Nachos the help that it needs.” I could never have been more wrong, as this was the biggest mistake I would make and the biggest regret I would have. I made Pwner an admin so he could do what he had to do.

The following day, I logged onto the chat in the afternoon  after visiting some family across the state. I soon received a PC from Pwner, saying “Sh*t’s bad, very bad”. Before I could even say a word to Beeky, proverbial hell rained upon me. Beeky was very upset, and he had every right to be. Apparently I was involved with a plot with Pwn, who had de-administered the leaders in an attempt to potentially coup them. I can assure you now, this was not the case. I was in no way, shape, or form involved with or had any knowledge of Pwner’s plot to potentially overthrow the leaders. That was one detail that Pwner conveniently left out of the conversation we had had the night before. Beeky had told me that he and Shiv had decided it was best to demote me to a 3ic. I accepted my punishment, knowing that things could have ended up a lot worse.

I will admit it, what I did was foolish. I let Pwner deceive me into making him an admin and allowing himself to promote himself to Leader. I  wish I could have done something about it at the time, but as mentioned above, I was visiting family, and by the time I got on chat, the damage had already been done. What disgusts me more is that Pwner apparently tried to pin everything on me afterwards, saying that I had promoted him to leader. This was not the case. I let Pwner do what he had to do because I thought he was trying to help the Nachos succeed, not help himself take over the Nachos. Pwner, as far as I am concerned, is dead to me.

In particular, I feel sorry for anyone that I may have let down during this time. My intentions were not to hurt the Nachos, but rather to help them. What matters is that I still get to serve the Nachos, the army that I love. I will do so to the best of my abilities, and will continue to help the Nachos in any way that I can.

Viva los Nachos,

-Wolfie1215

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50: Actions speak for themselves and considering that you (Beeky) have been practically the only owner managing the army for the past week, I will be sure to back up the policies you carry out.  Obviously the actions Pwn and Wolfie carried out cannot be tolerated, but don’t let this divide the army.  I think Beeky has handled this situation quite well.

Hola,

Today was a very confusing day indeed, and I hope that this post will clear everything up for you. So, after spending a rather luxurious night in a remarkable hotel casino cluttered with women well into their mid life crises and some very mean Indian people, I returned to the place most people would call “home.” When I reached my computer and consequently the site, I realized that warm welcomes were all but a myth. It turns out that at about 10:00 PM Saturday night, a post was published labeled “Important Stuff.” Apparently, we had a few rough events on Saturday, and Wolfie and Pwn were in talks about a possible ownership reform (by possible, I mean very real). Wolfie had just returned from a long week of inactivity, and I guess he realized that our current state wasn’t going to get us anywhere anytime soon, so I guess a near-coup was the way to go. The car was shifted into drive when Pwn was made an administrator for no adequately disclosed reason; whereupon every previous admin [aside from Wolfie and Pern] was bumped to the editor role or lower. Pwn was promoted to leader; I have no idea why that happened either, and that elicited some pretty contradicting stories:

Wolfie’s side: Pwn promoted himslef to leader

Pwn’s side: Wolfie promoted me to leader.

At this moment, Pwn’s post is now drafted. However, when it was up, you could easily tell which side was the more truthful:

In addition to proclaiming leadership, a plethora of people were demoted and promoted. All of the owners that were demoted had their roles changed to a contributor, and had some very harsh words said to them on the post. Moreover, it’s probably essential to note that Shiv nor I knew about this until today, so we didn’t have a say in anything. It’s one of those unwritten rules that are usually upheld in most democratic armies; the 2/3 majority rule. Look, I’m all for leaders being able to do things on their own without the consent of their colleagues, but not to this magnitude. If you’re a retiree, and you want to change things, this just isn’t the way to do it. We were actually considering promoting Pwn to an ownership spot, but the chances of that happening now are slim.

For the time being, Shiv and I will remain the only leaders. We will be holding leadership elections, and 3ic elections in the near future. As for everybody else:

➡ Pwn has been removed from the ranks, as well as the site. It is unknown if he will return.

➡ Wolfie has been demoted to a 3ic, and has been authored on the site. This wouldn’t have been a demotion if you didn’t make Pwn an admin or made an effort to stop him when he nearly abused that power.

➡ We’ll be sticking by a few of the rank changes, but most were revoked. I apologize in advance to anybody who was wrongfully ranked as a result of this. See me on chat if you have any questions about that.

Anyway guys, there you have it. This week for us will start on Tuesday, and we’ll work from there. I’ll also take this time to tell you that we’ve canceled our current medal system. We will be replacing that in favor of something else that I’m sure you’ll enjoy a bit better. More details on that later.

~Beeky

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With the Coup D’Etat of ACP Dictator, Casius Brutus, the new ACP Leader, Flipmoo, has kindly revoked the Treaty of Fjord, and replaced it with the Treaty of Whitehouse. We are thankful for this. [Although, there are still some clauses that we’d like to talk about with ACP; namely, the ownership of Whitehouse.]

Here is the new treaty, all clauses crossed out, indicate that they are no longer in effect.

Treaty of Fjord Treaty of White House:

• The Nachos hereby officially surrender to the Army of Club Penguin on the 3rd of November, 2013.
• ACP returns all servers conquered to the Nachos, with the exception of Snow Fort, Snow Globe, Brumby, Cloudy and White House.
• Nachos return all servers they claim to ‘own’ back to the ACP.
• Mikester(or any other username he has) may not be Nacho Leader until the ACP think he is fit to lead Nachos.(Doing so will result in Nachos losing their entire nation to the ACP) This term has been revoked.
• Nachos cannot step foot on a ACP server(without consent). Doing so will result in a Nacho server transferred to the ACP for each time this term is violated.
• The Nachos cannot declare war until April 1st, 2014. Any battles (excluding tournaments) against the ACP before this date will be completely invalid.
• Nachos must make a post on their website confessing their lies and false reasonings for war, and state that they lost the war. The army must know. This term has been revoked.
• The Leader of the Army of Club Penguin will become a moderator on Nachos chat until April 1st 2014. I’ll leave it to the Nacho Leader’s decision. [The Nachos leaders have decided to revoke the status of moderator of ACP leaders on Nacho chat]

_______

Finally, I’d like to end, by congratulating ACP on deposing their dictator Cas, and alike to when his idol, Conservative Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Margaret Thatcher, died, I’d like to take this opportunity to sing this wonderful song, brought to us by those beautiful Munchkins.

I would also like to announce the immediate effect of The Order of Fjord Iceberg  [Don’t ask why it is called that- I have no reason]

The Order of Fjord Iceberg

As of the 17th of November 2013, The Order of Fjord Iceberg comes into immediate effect, to last for infinite time. The Order of Fjord can not revoked, under any circumstance. The Order of Fjord Iceberg declares;

1.0) The Order of Fjord Iceberg concerns the member of the Club Penguin Army Community known as Casius Brutus at the time of writing, however, it will be applied, no matter his name.

1.1) Casius Brutus is to be guested and banned from any Xat ,that is under the control of the Nacho Army, forever.

1.2) Casius Brutus is to be unable to hold any rank within the Nachos, forever.

1.3) Casius Brutus is to be blacklisted from commenting on any site that the Nachos control.

So concludes The Order of Fjord.

Signed; All Nachos, past, present, and future.

 _________

Thank you.

~Chrisi Blule

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Hola Nachos!  It’s 50 Cent 254, and I’m proud to announce that we have successfully invaded the server Toboggan.  At first we were met with no RPF resistance which we presume is due to many RPF members wanting the invasion postponed.  Roughly 5 or 6 minutes into the battle RPF logged on and gave us a fight!  About 15 minutes in the Nacho chat experienced some errors which interfered with the battle, but I am proud to say that we were able to make a comeback despite the interference! 😀 Although we didn’t have as many troops as we did at the recruiting session earlier today, I think it’s fair to say that we managed to achieve the victory. The pictures below are in a sequential order.

~50

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Greetings Nachos!

Today we had an excellent recruiting session on Fjord! You guys listened, and Shiv and I are quite pleased with the results. The only complaint is to our owners, as Shiv technically was the only real owner there, though I helped out quite a bit. Overall it was very successful, and we maxed 22, which is a sign that things are looking up! If we do well at our invasion of RPF tonight, I’d say we’re locked up for a spot in CPAC after a shady week. But without further ado, here are the pics!

Great job guys! Now kick some RPF ass tonight

When Elmikey Falls…

–Pwn

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I promise I’m not recycling quizzes, really, I’m not. Don’t go back through the archives.

Btw guys, make sure to come to as many events as you can these next few weeks, so we can get through the winter, and into the joyous Spring!

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Hola Nachos!

Today we logged onto Fjord to have a random event and after a little discussion we decided to do something we haven’t done in awhile, a You-Lead tactics session. I decided to let the mod and lower ranks have some fun and feel what it’s like to lead the army.

Here is our first two tactics in the Town but click on “Read More” for some more pictures!

Thanks to Toon for also taking pictures with me!

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