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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
    ~Nacho Leaders

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    • 2,171,041 Nachos (Old site = 1.3 million)
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    View the complete list of our achievements and awards by clicking HERE.

    Notable Tournament Championships

    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII

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Streaking Raid Results Cumming in Hot

Hey all!

This is temporary author and nudity expert Pwn. I’ve been told I need to post, so up until the pictures I will babble incoherently. I’d like to point out that the Nachos clearly were the real winners of the day, even though AR won the battle. Although it was 2/10 and I wouldn’t do it again anytime soon, we made love to Elmikey. The 2 is from when we got our cheese stuck in his jewfro from when we finished. I have a pic of that. My load was especially big. Elmikey will fall, and when he does, his cheese riddled body will have more cheese on it in his grave. Justice League is creative, especially because Disney bought it, so it will Never. Get. Blocked. Not saying I’m returning to armies, but not saying I’m not returning to armies.

Here are my pics.

nachostreak1

-Pwn 2013

elmikeyyess

So yeah. We’ll see what happens. Beeky, feel free to edit in your pics.

Pwn

**IMPORTANT EVENT IN AN HOUR**

RECRUITING SESSION AT 8:00 EST, 7:00 CST, 6:00 MST, 5:00 PST 

ALL NACHOS NEEDED

Mandatory Active Count

Let me make this clear:

This army functions on each other.  We cannot and will not survive if only 1/4 of the entire army is contributing by attending battles and events.  In order to succeed, we absolutely do need everyone here doing their very best to remain active.  As of right now, most of you are letting everyone in this army down.  You must realize that all the fun and success comes when we are all working together and contributing.  We certainly have some great and fun things planned for this army, but it all starts with everyone being active, so we can enjoy it together and ultimately succeed together.

We will rise again, and we will come back stronger.  We have risen above adversity many times in the past, and that is exactly what we must do again.  Ultimately, it’s your decision.  I know where I stand, and I will certainly lead you there.  Will you follow me or sit there and watch this army burn?

❗ ALL WHO DO NOT COMMENT WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE RANKS ❗

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What would you like to see?

Hola Nachos!  It’s 50 Cent 254 here.  I want to know what the troops would like to see in the Nachos!  What kind of remodeling would you like to see?  Even if it’s the most absurd idea feasible, please spit it out! I want to hear everything you guys have to say so we may assemble a better army.  It can be related to what kind of events we schedule, how posts are made, how the site is laid out, chat rules, games, the quantity of events, anything.  Basically, what would make the Nachos of Club Penguin more enjoyable for yourself and others?  I will consider all requests and recommendations.  😉 Image

~50

TRAINING SESSION NOW ***MUST ATTEND*** ALL NACHOS NEEDED

EVENT GOING ON NOW; ALL NACHOS REPORT TO CHAT IMMEDIATELY FOR ODERS

Start Again [US/Some UK Events] UPDATED

ALL NACHOS TO http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

Quick note from Beeky: I will be away tomorrow [Saturday], so I obviously won’t be able to come to w/e Shiv and Wolfie have planned for you guys. Remember, take the initiave. If you don’t see somebody taking pics, take it upon yourself. It’s an important action that cannot be ignored. Owners, please post the results of the event(s). Good luck, and have fun!

Invasion of Toboggan from RPF

Date: Saturday, November 16th

Server:  Fjord

Time:

8:30 PM EST

7:30 PM CST

6:30 PM MST

5:30 PM PST

12:30 AM UK

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Events For We Europeans

Events for next week, for we, the Europeans. 

Click “READ MORE” to see the times and see if you can make any of them!

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Results of PB with RPF

Hola Nachos! Today we had a practice battle with the United States of Zeh Rebellions Penguidation Referalistics, and it was not our best day. Although the size was good in the beginning (we maxed 25, and averaged around 15-20), the tactics were not good. There was a lot going on at the same time, many people having conversations on chat, other people leading. This must stop. In order to achieve greatness, we must follow the directions of the leaders (Beeky, Shiver, and myself). Anyways, here are some pictures.

Pre-Battle

Pre-Battle

after match

Pre-Battle

We are capable of doing great things Nachos. We just need to focus and follow directions, and we’ll be back on top again in no time. You troops are the future, and one day, one of you reading this will become a leader. You must be shaped and molded into a leader, and this is one of the first steps to become a good leader. Next time, we’ll show everyone what we’re really about!

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT FOR MEDALS!

~Keep Pwning

-Wolfie1215

Know Your Place

You might want to read this.

Hola,

After a very extensive period of conflict, we’ve reached that time again. The rebuilding stage. It’s probably the most important of all stages, but you and I both know how much of a grind it can be. However, I know that we can replicate that golden age that seems so long ago, and hell, I think we can even surpass that. But I can’t do this alone. I need all of you to bear down, and help each other get through these sub-par times. We can, and we will persevere, just like always. Our organization has been troubling my mind lately, and though there are solutions, it requires everybody to be on the same page. The moderator ranks in particular have not been well defined, and that’s partly my fault. Here’s what every class should be focusing on during an event [and beyond]:

Owners: You guys need to set the example. You’re our future, and you need to act like it. Unfortunately, as fun as it may be, you really aren’t allowed to be a jackass if and when you hold this position. I’m not sure which of you did it, but a notoriously known perpetrator was modded early yesterday morning,  who proceeded to guest and ban every member he came across. That’s a jackass move, and unless your principle goal is to drive our troops away, that should never happen. All of you are great leaders, and in the absence of a primary leader, you guys are next in line. It also wouldn’t hurt to not be afk on chat during an event, either. There have been multiple instances over the months where a leader has been ripped offline due to connection issues, and nobody would fill in for him, leaving everybody in a state of confusion. That’s not being a jackass, that’s just not upholding your duty, and it once again should never happen. Moreover, Aside from Cool, 50, and Chrisi, all of the posts from the past few weeks have been written by the leaders. You are allowed to make events, and post the results; that’s an obvious perk to being promoted to this position. Same goes for site maintenance. You’re all editors, why not use that to your advantage? You’re allowed to approve join comments, add those people to the ranks etc. Just don’t touch the medals. I already called them. Just one more request: Be active.

Moderators: Ah, the moderator position. The puberty phase of Club Penguin armies; a very wonderful thing. Mods, you have but one overarching job to do, yet it generally goes neglected and unheeded. What’s this job I speak of? Monitoring the chat, and enforcing the rules [Which we have. Shocking, I know]. Look guys, I’m not asking for much, I just need you all to make sure these rules get upheld: 

The offenses that violate these rules do not welcome our new recruits, and without new recruits, what are we? An army without new recruits, that’s what [it’s a very bad situation. And we must try to avoid it at all costs]. It also increases the risk of our chat getting delisted, and Puck doesn’t enjoy being called in to fix it for us. If you see a member breaching these guidelines, utilize your convenient mod abilities. But don’t abuse them, because there are [and will be] consequences. I’ve also seen people engaging in side conversations during events, and it’s getting excessive and painfully recurring. Instead of adding to that problem by reiterating what a leader/owner just said, PC the chatterbox asking them to quiet down. There has been situations where tactics were issued, but a huge delay diluted the effect because the order was halfway up the page! Oh, and another thing: Be active.

Members: Your job is very simple. Come to events, and rank up. I’ve seen a rather large decrease of members on our chat lately, which isn’t good. You should be observing your owner ranks, and to an extent, mimic their leading styles. You all are going to need medals in order to get promoted, and many of you are either not on the page, or have a very low amount [I’ll get to that in a minute]. Nobody is stopping you from logging onto one of our servers, grabbing a few friends, and recruiting more people for our army. We need you with us. Above all else, you just need to make sure of one other thing: Be active.

Moving forward, it’s all going to come down to how much you guys want to work and improve. 

Medals: If you’re active, you would have noticed that the medals page is horribly outdated, and I apologize for that. It will be refreshed by tomorrow, and I’ll hopefully have added everybody who earned medals over two weeks.

At the time of this writing, our important practice battle with RPF is nearly one hour away. I cannot stress how indispensable this event is. As you may have noticed, promotions will be given out to all who attended IF we reach 35+. I know we can do it, Nachos, but I need all of you on my side.

 We ask that you try your very best to remain as active as you can in the Nachos.  It has certainly been an amazing and very fun year thus far in the Nachos, and I know we definitely don’t want that to end anytime soon!  If we wish to reclaim our dominance and success,  and to truly make this year our year, we must not become inactive.  We need to stay active, so that we can continue to have fun and win! The success of this glorious army is reliant on each other and everyone being active to the best of their capability.   Your fellow troops are relying on you because they need you.  In order to be that invincible army, everyone is needed to work together and function at a high level. Let’s get back to doing what we do.

UcILrTn

~Beeky

Note to Owners:

Each of you must speak to me before you can get the orange pawn again