Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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Notable Tournament Championships
Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII
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Do your math, Cas; Nachos still retain 33.3% of Fjord. Because ACP only owns 33.3% of Fjord, it is not a predominantly ACP server and therefore not an ACP server. DCP and RPF’s parts are irrelevant, because this is a treaty with ACP – not NDA. Either way, our share is equal to your share. May I also mention this RPF-ACP transfer went down during an event we had on Fjord, after we had already logged in? In other words, fuck your interpretation of your own gay ass treaty.
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Today was a pretty intense training day and also a pretty funny day. So, we had the whole register thing going on and that worked out well, I’ll be keeping the names of those who said their name and rank on chat for later. We basically logged on and RPF and ACP logged on also, trying to sit on us. My plan was actually to practice room changes today, which you guys did absolutely brilliantly, and so so SO efficiently! Everything worked out really well today, and I was happy with how it went.
We maxed around 15 today at a push in town, which was really great, and we averaged around 9-10. Our tactics were outstanding today, and so well done to everyone for that. All I can say is keep pushing and making this division a success! I’m proud of you all.
Something funny happened after the event but I’ll be posting on that later 😛
Read more for pictures!
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Hola Nachos! Today we had a practice battle against the RPF, and I must say we did an EXCELLENT job today, and really gave the RPF a run for their money. This is the best event that we’ve had in a while. We attained average sizes of 21 troops, and had a max of 25 troops. You know what this means? MEDALS- MEDALS FOR ALL. Here are the pictures:
Once again Nachos, I am very proud of the sizes we achieved today. It is a weekday, and it’s been our best event in a while. I’m kind of excited to see what we’ll be able to hit on the weekend! However, I Will not accept One-hit wonders. This event was great, but I want things to be different around here from now on. I want us to be hitting around or near the sizes we hit today, for the rest of the events that we have this week. This is the beginning of a rebound for us Nachos, and I want to see work being done. We will kick some ass in the future. This requires commitment from all of you troops. If we hit sizes like this and more, we’ll be number one in no time. But we need EVERYONE to lend a hand towards our success. Do you want to kick some virtual penguin butt? DO you want to be number 1 on the CPAC Top Ten? DO YOU WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOREVER AND ALWAYS AS THE BIGGEST, BADDEST ARMY? DO YOU WANT THE TRUTH!? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH. But, if you answered yes to the other questions, it will require you to come to as many events as you can. The more you attend, the more you will be rewarded. Now, as a reward, later on I am going to put up a contest, the type I don’t know yet. But the winner, WILL RECEIVE A PROMOTION! (unless you’re a 4ic).
~Keep Pwning
-Wolfie1215
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NACHOS. Unfortunately a sad event occurred. We lost a war. The first time we have done so since 1945 2011, when we lost to ACP.
Don’t worry Nachos, unlike ACP, we have a strong core, with loyal troops, and we won’t crumble apart, like them. We’ll do what we always do; we’ll become massive again, we always hit a massive slump this time of year, as long as you guys continue to work hard, we’ll pull through it, and then have a really fun summer/spring. [January/Febuary is always a good time too].
I have just came back from holiday [vacation], while writing this, and my head is not working properly. But it’s working properly enough to know that this army can be put back on track by the end of December. [Sizes; 40+]
So I thought I’d put some things for you guys to aspire to by the end of Novemember
Thanks
I don’t know what I’ve just written, it was supposed to be a funny-pseudo-patriotic post, but ended up being a list of targets, sorry about that. I’ll go work on something else. Don’t eat me. Please.
~Chrisi Blule
Now here’s a wonderful new song by Enter Shikari.
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Okay, We’re in the school term again and we’re not doing so great in the UK side of things. Now it’s time to work.
This is MY events schedule, you must attend these events if you are UK, as well as the invasions, defenses, etc. It’s time for us to build, serious this time. I will be at every event. You must attend every event also. If you are not at the event, you will be punished. If you are at the event, you will be rewarded. This marks the start of the rising of the great Nachos UK division! We will rise above everyone else, and we will flourish!
Once we have practiced, and practiced, until perfect, reaching sizes of at least 20, every time, we will be ready for practice battles. Once we do even better at practice battles, we will be ready for war. This is serious.
We’ve been too relaxed with you guys. We’ve given you the breathing room, and you’ve shown us that you’re not able to concentrate with too much space. Now, you get active, or you get demoted. I can imagine an active count will be called soon. You MUST attend these events, no matter what you have going on, or what you think you can do whilst in chat for an event, you must attend. I’ll see you there.
Hope you enjoy those nice little graphics there. They’ll be here to stay, hopefully.
MAKE SURE TO COME TO THESE EVENTS. I MEAN IT. NO MORE PLAYING AROUND. IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU MUST ATTEND.
That’s all.
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Hola,
It’s over, Nachos, but not in the best possible way for us. I know that some of you may be confused about why we chose to end it, but I hope that this post will clarify everything for you.
At first, there was a pretty persistent cycle going, in which we’d win the US events, but ACP would reclaim whatever they lost with their AUSIA division. However, lately, we’ve lost a few US events and UK events, which allowed ACP and RPF to gain some more ground on us.
We were down to our final six today, and ACP scheduled many AUSIA and UK events that would take place tomorrow, essentially leaving us with no servers. The bottom line is that we need to improve our army at all time zones. In a desperate attempt to avert the possible crisis, we traded the servers that were being invaded with AR and Golds. Our happiness and feelings of genius were only short lived, as ACP threatened to bring in both RPF’s and DCP’s AUSIA forces to help invade on Tuesday. This is something that we couldn’t have handled alone. I want you all to remember that we didn’t originally enter this war alone. We at first had AR [who dropped out for legitimate reasons], and LT [who dropped out because they couldn’t get along]. We had a chance, but things just didn’t work out in our favor.
This is not the first time we have lost a war, nor will it be the last, so I don’t want any of you to feel discouraged. I’d advise all of you to repress your anger and hatred towards ACP, because we will get another crack at them, just not right now. The terms for this treaty are as followed:
Leaders were invited to a meeting and forced to agree to such wicked terms at gun point
No, you didn’t read it wrong, Mike can no longer serve as our leader, and will have to spend the rest of the winter as a 2ic. I know it sucks, but there wasn’t much room to wiggle out of that. Shiv will be the acting leader in his place.
This war may be over, but the one with RPF sure as hell is not. There are many invasions to win and medals to be earned, so keep your heads high!
Rise,
~Beeky
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Three events remain this week, Nachos. Let’s make them good ones. USA will have a training session on Thursday, and then on saturday we will have a mixed patrol of Fjord, and a training session, possibly a fiesta. Then on saturday night, we will hopefully have a mini chat rally – this is basically where we want to get as many of you on chat. For a bit you won’t have to do anything but be in chat, so we can check your activeness. This is all stuff leading up to the end of month promotions. Then after that’s all checked off and done we will log on for more tactics to be practiced.
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Hola,
Another promotion day is upon us, and there’s no doubt that it’s been a rough October. This was our first month without Puckley, and I think that we’ve held up pretty well so far, but we need to gain some more momentum – and keep it. This game is only going to be fun if everybody shows up. Anyway, I got the opportunity to promote a lot of people, with some getting more than just one! Remember mods, you are the people that need to be setting the example. Be active, or you’ll find yourself one rank lower. Remember, medals did not count towards this promotion day, and they will not be reset until the end of this month. This means that you’ve been given ample time, so I should see a very large amount of promos at the end of November! As is always the case, there is a chance that I may have missed you. The margin for error will get much lower when I get to factor in medals, but that just isn’t the case for today. If you think that you deserve a promotion, but didn’t get one, feel free to leave a civil, non-threatening comment below. Congratulations to everybody who got a promotion!
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Hola,
Today, I bring you a post of victory. We logged onto the once major Nacho recruiting hub that is Big Foot, in a bold attempt to liberate it from wretched RPF rule. This was unquestionably a Nacho victory, though we can do much better. RPF is definitely going to adamantly immerse themselves into the delusion that they were victorious, but I advise you to take anything they say with a grain of salt. We maxed out at a size of 16, which at first glance, doesn’t seem to be that great. However, in relation to some of our other events this fall, it’s fantastic, and we are without a doubt back on the rise! Let’s win this war, and dent ACP’s [and RPF’s] spirits once and for all!
Once again, great job Nachos! Everybody who came will get one medal.
Rise,
~Beeky
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