Hey guys!,

6789cool here – As UK leader, it’s my duty to know what the USA troops are doing now, as we are approaching the end of the summer. The point is, during the school year, I’m the leader of the UK division, so I schedule events for that division and results post, and overall just act as your leader. I’m obviously the only owner as of yet who is UK, so I’ll be the one you see around chat at UK times, although I tend to come on late at night and attend USA events.

However, this post, unlike most of my other posts will be, is for the USA troops of the army. I will make this reasonably short – It’s vital that I know who from the USA division has gone back to school, and who is still on holiday for the time being. If enough USA soldiers have returned to school, the events that we usually have in the summer (if you’re new) at 8PM GMT and 3PM EST, and so on, will split in two. The GMT soldiers (those who live in the United Kingdom, and Ireland) will be having their events at the same time. However, the USA soldiers will now start having their events in the evening, at about 6:30 – 9:00 PM EST .

So, I require you to vote in the poll for the appropriate option for you. There’s quite a lot to clear up, but I must say this –

DO NOT VOTE IN THE POLL UNLESS YOU DO NOT LIVE IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.

So if you live in the USA or something, vote in the poll, please.

Here we go –

THANKS FOR VOTING! 😀

~6789cool – VIVA LOS NACHOS

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we had a quick practice battle with our great ally the Army Republic!  Overall, we did fairly well, so great job to everyone!  With school starting up for everyone, it is expected that sizes will begin to decrease; however, on the weekends we should still be able to do much better and still maintain sizes of about 40.  Since I wasn’t able to be on at all last week, I wasn’t able to recruit, so I’ll try to get back to that next week to help us out a bit.  Keep up the good work, Nachos! I hope you had some fun during the practice battle! 😀

Max size: 30-35

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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❗ VERY IMPORTANT – MUST ATTEND ❗

<><> PLEASE ARRIVE 15-30 MINUTES BEFORE THE BATTLE <><>

Nachos vs. Army Republic

Date: *** TODAY ***

Server: Fjord

Time:

:arrow:5:00 pm EST

:arrow:4:00 pm CST

:arrow:3:00 pm MST

:arrow:2:00 pm PST

:arrow:10:00 pm UK

|| GOAL: 45+ NACHOS ||

Hola Nachos!

Today, we have a very important practice battle against our good ally, the Army Republic!  With school starting for some people, it has been a laid back week for the most part, but now since it’s the weekend, it’s time to pick up the pace!  It should be an excellent battle, so you definitely will not want to miss it!  We’ll need all the Nachos that we get today, so please try your very best to be there! 😉  We shouldn’t have any problem getting at least 40 Nachos there!

Let’s have some fun today! 😀

COMMENT IF YOU WILL BE THERE!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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We had a good ol’ tactics session today. We practiced some new things, went over some old things, and back again. We maxed 31, which isn’t that great. Let’s rebound tomorrow. Pics: [courtesy of Bearsboy]

We started off by doing something new: transitioning from three blobs, into three lines.

The one and only phrase we did in these lines.

You may recognize this picture from the previous one. Couldn’t figure out which one looked better.

Fast forward through a few bombs that nobody got pictures of…

I think it was supposed to be a tortilla chip

And that was it. Just a quick event to get our creative juices flowing.  The next two days we will be having joint practices. Be ready.

~Beeky

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❗ EVENT –  TODAY ❗

THURSDAY, AUGUST 15, 2013

 5:00pm EST

 4:00pm CST

 3:00pm MST

 2:00PM PST

10:00 PM GMT

||Goal: 45+||

During this event we’ll be trying out the tactics that you all suggested. So it should be a really fun event.

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Some statistics about the site, they’re quite interesting.  So, I thought I’d post them. Yay.

Fun fact: In the past year, no one from North Korea has viewed the Nacho site. I wonder why.

If you can’t see the images, right click on the one that you’re currently looking at, click “copy image url”, then copy and paste the link into a new tab.

Number 1: Site views per month

Number 2: Top Authors Ever.

Please note, that this only includes when people have actually clicked on that person’s post/page.

Number 3:

Site referrals

We got quite a few from 4chan, because of PR. Hehe.

Number 4:

Current top commenters.  People with the most comments, per the newest 1000.

And that’s all for now.

The poll of the week will be out on Sunday. Even though I’m fairly certain that I’ve already did this week’s. I’m not sure to be fairly honest, I’ve completely lost track of time during these holiday’s.

Please note I won’t be on for a few days, Remember to try and make the events that have been scheduled people. Especially the PB against Army Republic, we need to try and get at least over 40, which I’m sure we can do.

~Chrisi Blule

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Hello Nachos, it’s your 2ic Wolfie here. This here is a schedule for our events this week. We have a U-Lead Session tomorrow (Wednesday), the Training/Tactics Session on Thursday, and yesterday I scheduled a practice battle with our good allies, the Army Republic. This is a simple battle between two allies, however I want to put all our effort into it. Here are the times:

SATURDAY: PRACTICE BATTLE WITH ARMY REPUBLIC(AR)

SATURDAY, AUGUST 17, 2013

5:00 PM EST

4:00 PM CST

3:00 PM MST

2:00 PM PST

10:00 PM GMT

❗ COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT ❗

Keep this hot streak going Nachos. WE ARE LITERALLY ON FIRE THIS SUMMER. Let’s stay strong and finish not just the summer, but the YEAR on a high note.

~Keep Pwning

-Wolfie1215

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Wolfie: NACHOS DON’T FORGET TO COMMENT ON THE TRAINING/TACTICS SESSION POST RIGHT HERE:

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Hola Nachos! Shadow2446 [Nacho Hall of Fame member] had a splendid idea a while ago, and I figured we should give it a try! It’s a Fjord Frenzy Star Wars Edition! Every army is invited to part take in this fun event, we all just choose whether we want to be part of the Old Republic, or The empire, and just have an all out brawl between both sides, a fun event for everyone just to take a break from all these serious battles! It should be fun for everyone. Anyways here are the details for the event!

❗ FJORD FRENZY STAR WARS EDITION ❗

Server: Fjord

When: Tuesday [Tomorrow]

Times:

3:00 PM EST

2:00 PM  CST

1:00 PM MST

12:00 PM PST

8:00 PM UK

[I know it’s pretty short notice, I intended on scheduling it for Friday, but to my surprise the Star Wars party ends tomorrow]

Here is a list of armies that are invited, and whether they have accepted or denied the offer [Note: Even if your army was not listed, your army is still welcomed to attend!]:

 Nachos- Attending- Old Republic

 Rebel Penguin Federation- indecisive [It’d be nice if our rivals show up ;)]

 Army of the Republic- Attending 

 Water Vikings-Attending-The Empire

 Doritos- Attending

Dark Warriors- Attending

 Underground Mafias Army- Declined

 Army of CP- Attending-Empire

 Ice Warriors-indecisive 

 Sun Squad- Most likely

 Special Weapons and Tactics- indecisive

 Chaos Army- Indecisive

 Watex Warriors- Attending

 Samra Warriors-

Nochos-Attending-Old Republic

If there is nothing next to your armies name that is because I have not been able to contact any represnative of your army as of yet. If you accept the invitation please leave a comment below confirming your attendance, also if you could list which side you will be on [The Old Republic/The Empire] That’d also be great 😀

NOW, if you’re a Star Wars dummy as myself and know nothing of Star Wars, don’t worry about it! I know nothing myself haha. You just pick a side the Old Republic, or the Empire, and have fun! we can finally have our light saber battles! Anyways here’s what the uniforms for both sides should look like:

The Empire:

or

AS FOR NON-MEMBERS YOU CAN USE ANYTHING WHILE BEING BLACK!

The Old Republic:

SAME FOR NON-MEMBERS HERE YOU CAN USE ANY ITEM WILL BEING WHITE!

Anything similar to those uniforms are good!

This will be our battle ground:

We will not be battling in any Club Penguin room for a change!  This will be free roam you can go where you please!

I encourage all leaders into accepting our invitation, it’s just a fun event for everyone to enjoy, unlike all those serious battles we have during wars, which I’m sure all leaders can agree is a PAIN. I’m sure your troops would like to have a fun event like this! 😀

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