Hello Nachos it’s your 2ic Wolfie here. Alas, it seems that we have reached the near end of our barrage of summer events. However, we still have 3 weeks to finish off the summer on a strong note. The Nachos have also lost a very good leader, Edd. However, we will not let this get in the way of still continuing our hot streak of the summer.  Now, I have decided to develop our skills even further by developing some more cool tactics. Recently Beeky had brought up the tactic of 3 lines, which has worked extremely to our advantage. Given the right sizes, we Nachos can accomplish any tactic or any positions/forms we want. I myself have some good ideas on tactics that we can use in battle, again given we have a good size. However, I am going to be looking at YOU, the troops, for ideas if you have one. Sometimes I just randomly come up with tactic ideas that could be potentially cool and beneficial. I am going to give you the troops the opportunity to share your ideas. It will not be a U-Lead, but more like a “Give us your ideas and we’ll lead it, and if we like it you’ll be rewarded.” Yes, there will be a reward to the best suggested tactics.

THE PEOPLE WHO COME UP WITH THE TWO BEST TACTICS WILL BE GIVEN A PROMOTION! (Except for 4ics, sorry!)

Now, if you have a cool idea, you may submit it in the comments on this post. I want to see a LOT OF GOOD IDEAS ON THIS POST. Let’s make this a good event. It will have been our first tactics session in like 3 months. I hope to see a good turnout.

NACHOS TACTICS SESSION

THURSDAY, AUGUST 15, 2013

➡ 5:00pm EST

➡ 4:00pm CST

➡ 3:00pm MST

➡ 2:00PM PST

➡ 10:00PM GMT (not expected, but much appreciated if you make it)

Let’s keep this hot streak going for as long as possible. I’m proud you guys and what the Nachos have accomplished as of late, now let’s keep accomplishing more amazing feats and prove that we are a force to be reckoned with.

LEAVE YOUR TACTIC IDEAS HERE, I WANT TO SEE A LOT OF GOOD IDEAS. OR IF YOU CAN’T THINK OF ONE UNTIL THE DAY OF THE EVENT, YOU CAN PC ME YOUR IDEA ON CHAT, AND I WILL TAKE IT INTO CONSIDERATION.

~Keep Pwning

-Wolfie1215

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So, I’m working my way through everyone’s ideas for the poll. Here is the first. [Credit to Dancer]

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Last week’s results:

Do you actually like nachos [THE FOOD]?

Yes                      106                  75%

No                       19                    13%

They’re ok.       17                     12%

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Thanks

~Chrisi Blule

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Please note, that these riots do not mean that we’re at war with ACP.

Today, after the Legends Cup final, we rioted on Breeze, against the ACP, along with AR and UMA, RPF showed up to stop us. But the pink colour that we had donned shone through their oppression.

The citizens of Breeze, are currently a little shaken.

You don’t get much better looking than my bunny ears.

~Chrisi Blule

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Hola Nachos, Dj Dan made a pretty amazing download for you guys! It’s Club Penguin Full Screen!

100% Secure and The Virus Sites say it’s very safe!

This program doesn’t just go full screen. It takes off a lot of lag for all those laggy people out there this is the program for you!

How to download:

This folder should be called Club Penguin FullScreen zip.

Open The Folder!

Copy this Folder and paste it somewhere
Now you open the folder you just copied
These 3 Files HAVE TO be together for the program to work!

 Right Click on CP FullScreen.exe and click!

Copy the shortcut and paste it where ever u want -.-
Now Open that Shortcut AND BOOM

Perks!

No more switching Tabs! You can use This Amazing App to  be on CP and xat at the same time!

Everybody thinks it’s great everyone thank DJ Dan The link is below!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/ef43z7j5rdnd866/Club+Penguin+FullScreen.zip

“May The Salsa be With You Great Soldier”

-Pechu123

Nacho Major General

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Hola Nachos! Today you guys were amazing! We totally dominated RPF, and DCP with sizes of 65! We almost reached our last goal of hitting 70-80+ on CP, I’m sure we’ll hit it soon enough. Sadly even though we performed amazingly, we were not able to grasp victory of the legends cup. I know some of you might be frustrated, but I urge you not to take out your anger on CPAC, it is not their fault, they are just doing their job, and judging the battles for their tournament, even though I highly disagree and believe we won there is no reason to start hating on them. Instead of doing that we should be working even harder so next time a tournament comes by we can go in kick ass and there will be no question whether we lost or won. So how about it Nachos? We’re just going to do what we do best, crush anyone who tries to get in our way of being the best ;).

❗ SIZES: 65+ ❗

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT!

VIDEO ADDED AT THE BOTTOM (Note: In the beginning of the video, the recorder is in the cove with DCP due to being locked out of the berg due to Nachos huge size in the berg. He later on joins us in the mine to destroy RPF!) Thanks Hydro234!

locked troops fighting RPF

Well after this we were supposed to battle DCP 5 minutes later at the cove; However DCP were afraid and charged in 5 minutes early, and many Nachos were locked out. If anyone has any pictures of the battle please leave the links to the pictures below in a comment, here are some pictures of the locked Nachos with former nacho leader Tanman626!

Nice work guys keep up the great work! I expect to see Nachos hitting the 70-80+ mark soon ;). Thank you all for pictures! Blaze, Jessie, Tan, Chrisi and everyone else!  Let’s keep on kicking ass!

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Hola

Not many of you guys know this about me, but I am a man of few words.
About three years ago, I joined this army aspiring to be one of the best leaders that we’ve ever had. Well, as soon as I made my way through the ranks, I realized something. It’s not the leaders who make history, it’s the soldiers.

I’ve made so many great memories during my tenure, namely our Defense of Fjord against the Doritos. We hit 60 for the first time I’ve ever seen in the Nachos. But, this summer may have been the greatest summer an army has had in three or four years.
Sadly, my reign of leadership has come to an end. I would like to go over some of the best moments that have happened in the Nachos when I was in the army.

Nachos Final Battle With RPF in our long War. Reaching 70+

The First time in years an Army has his 60 on Club Penguin. (Recruiting Session)

Nachos Victory Over the Army of Club Penguin in March Madness. (Nachos go on to win the Tourny)

Nacho Armies 2013 Summer war Slogan that I created. (We didn’t lose a war)

2013 Legends Cup Finals (Maxing 65-70)

Now, I would Like to make a special edit for a Website known as “Club Penguin Army Central” You should honestly stop all of your tournaments and think about how retarded your website really is. Your news is bad, and your judges are even worse. You obviously cannot run a Tournament or a website. If  you call yourselves a new site, I’ve got some news for you.  Your website sucks major asshole.

Now, since I am much too lazy to think of a whole new way to make a retirement post, I’m just going to talk about the people I like, or who has helped me over the years.

Puckley: I love you. You’re the reason I was made Nacho Leader, and you’re the reason i stayed in Nachos for as long as I did.

Ads: Even though you demoted me 8,000 times, and fired me another 2,000 i still got leader, and I thank you for not firing me this generation of the Nachos.

Beeky: Even though at the beginning of our leadership you didn’t do much, I think you’re funny. Like that one time when you got IP Banned from all Word press Websites.

Fido: In 2010, we were pretty good friends, we patrolled everyday, and we became the last 3 Golden Troops there has been.

Jboy: Oh man, where do I start, I’ll start in 2011 when we were both ranking up together. We were planned to be leaders together in 2011 until you became inactive. But, you know, look where we are now. We’re best friends and that is all that matters.

Elmikey: Eh, screw you.

Commando: Get a life you 50 year old pedo.

Pechu: I feel like we haven’t even met. But I know one thing about you. You’re into Pokemon.

122344a: I thank you for training me to be leader. I remember when you paid me 800 xats to make 1 AR event in 2010 also. Maybe i should’ve kept that to myself, but you know, yolo.

Ioioluk: If you didn’t rage hardcore and demoted your troops every other day, I would consider you a good leader. But I still remember when we were in BMA together.

Capn: You’re worse at leading than Funks was. I hope you step down so ACP doesn’t die…

Tori: Even though you’re in ACP, you’re still a pretty  cool cat.

Alessa: You hated me in 2010… You hated me in 2011… And you liked me in 2012! I don’t get it. Just hate someone, or like some one.

Cool (Can Of Juice): When I leave, I might visit our side once a month, so i expect to see 2 UK events a week, and result posts. Keep up the good work.

Tanman626: Thank you for letting me be your golden troop. You’re the reason I am who I am today, You know, besides raging at CPAC for being completely retarded.

Dash: I hope you know this… You have the Brassiest ass in Club Penguin Armies.

Blue1: No, just no…

Blue 2: Fix your website bro.

~Sometimes, I put a tissue on my penis and Pretend it’s a ghost~

-Edd64 Former Nacho Leader

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Hola, Nachos!

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Chrisi Edit: Incase it wasn’t clear enough, this is a joke. A JOKE  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke I would like to take the opportunity to remind you guys of the fact that we have a peace treaty that can not be broken without consequence. Good day.

Please note, my views are not representative of the Nachos army, well they probably are, but they’re not “officially”. And of course we take official things seriously in the Nachos. Brb, cracking myself up.

Edit: During the making of this post, Nacho chat refreshed for everybody, RPF, I can’t believe you’d stoop this low.

First they ruin recruiting, and now they do this.

This, poor, poor RPF troop was clearly DDoS’ed by the evil RPF. RPF, this behaviour is disgusting. I can not believe that you would do such a thing. You are ruining armies with this kind of behaviour. This troop, had to not only buy a new router, but a whole new computer! Even after they turned their router off, and unplugged it, the internet traffic flowing into the computer was just too great, causing it to explode. This was a traumatic event for Snoopy565. Her parents have banned her from watching TV and have proceeded to confiscate her phone. She delivered this message via smoke signals.

This naturally isn’t the first time you fiends have DDoS’ed anyone. As Joker’s post >>>HERE<<< clearly shows, you have DDoS’ed multiple people. 

I call Club Penguin Armies to imprison Elmikey immediately.

This post was written after the events of Club Penguin’s Twenty-Thirteen, a novel about a man in the dystopian-reality of Naval Ship 2, a province in the totalitarian nation of Federationia. 

~Chrisi Blule

Credits to Shadow for making me want to write a post about RPF, although I couldn’t use his exact idea, due to some problems getting the correct pictures.

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Sometimes, it can be really helpful to determine the general demographic of an army, and what time people can make events, etc, as it means we can help improve the army, and try to keep everyone happy. So, please can you take a couple of minutes of your time to answer the questions in the polls. Please note, that these polls are completely anonymous, and in no way can we gather any information about you as an individual, don’t worry, your details are safe. We can’t see them. If you’re still worried, then you don’t need to participate.

For the next question, if you don’t know your timezone, click >>HERE<<.

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IF YOU HAVE ANY PICTURES PC AN OWNER SO THEY CAN ADD THEM, I DIDN’T GET THAT MANY.

Joker: I have added more pictures of the battle at the bottom!

COMMENT IF YOU CAME!

Today, we defeated Army Republic, and saw ourselves go through to the final round of the coveted CPAC Legends Cup, arguably the most respected tournament in the entirety of Club Penguin Warfare [although I’m sure there’s some SMAC tournaments that come close, Shiver can testify this.].

You guys fought very well today, our tactics were excellent, especially considering that none of you seem to know your left from your right. Tip, hold your hands up, and try to make an L shape with your thumb and whatever the hell the first finger is, the one that isn’t backwards is your left. [Admittedly, I still do this.].  Oh, and we managed to max 40, however, some of these were locked out, we usually averaged around 30-35 in throughout the battle.

We started in the forts, half an hour before the battle, which we managed to almost circle, which is really good, considering how long before the battle this occurred. It showed dedication from you guys [<Propaganda, but seriously, it’s still good.]. Where we preformed a nice array of emotes.

The battle begun as Bluesockwa1 [All hail] announced that we must diverge upon the iceberg [you people seriously read this bit?], we outclassed AR in our tactics, and vastly outnumbered them, while they sat in one place doing the occasional [granted, good] tactic, we preformed many frenzies and perfectly timed emote mashings, along with an assortment of phrases. The pinnacle [if you haven’t guessed already, I like this word, hence why it features heavily in my posts] of this phase of the battle was the creation of three separate lines of Nachos, used to perform word tactics.

Entering the second phase, we entered the stadium in a frenzy, before forming an X, we preformed the usual stuff; “DOOM DOOM…”. You get the gist? Right, good. I don’t need to write things down for you to know that we did well in the stadium, there’s some pictures below if you’re still sceptical. I would never lie to you good folk. Much.

And the last part of the battle took place in the mine, AR almost rivalled our size at this point, however, we outperformed them in the tactic department, creating  a “Z” [please note, next time we make a Z, spread out more], before going on to preform frenzies, and finally taking over their line, before a waterfall of money signified the end of the battle.

Thank you to AR for a fun battle.

After the battle, we learnt that Bluesockwa1 is anti-mancla, he  said it was in the Ski Lodge? What. The Freedom for Mancala Players Association [which I’ve recently usurped the presidency of, if it ever existed] does not take kindly to this disgusting oppression on CPAC’s part.

Here’s some pictures, enjoy.

The next three pics were preformed one after another at rapid speeds.

See, look at those people who don’t know their left from their right.

No AR here. Nope, not at all, just keep walking.

Joker’s pictures:

Pre-Battle:

We charge the berg.

The battle begins:

Nachos win with a 5-0 vote!

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