Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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Notable Tournament Championships
Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII
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Hola, Nachos!
Our short notice event went very well today! With a max of 27, and an average of 24, we did very well are scaring off the RPF troops. Great job, and don’t forget about the CPAC event tomorrow. Here are some pictures for you guys!
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Note: This is NOT a declaration of war.
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Hola, Nachos!
While I am still not going to be on much until Sunday, we had a practice battle with AR. I’m happy to say we won, and hit 30, and averaged around 25 on Club Penguin! But, sadly, apperently there was people Posing as Puckley, troops leading, and our tactics were just off. I don’t want to say this, but I have to. Just because Puck, Ads, and I don’t make the event, doesn’t mean you guys can slack off. Keep working your hardest. Also, whoever has a picture(s), I would gladly like to add them into the post. Thanks, and May the Salsa Be With You!
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Today was quite a hectic day, as things were quickly going South on chat during the Practice Battle with Army Republic (AR). The purpose of this post is to lay down TWO ground rules that are in effect whenever we have an event on Club Penguin. These rules serve to minimize confusion and disorder, and maximize efficiency of tactics and overall battle quality. These are not terrible rules or ones to not make you have fun, as they are only in effect WHENEVER we have an event.
Talking while someone else is leading causes confusion, and sets off a chain reaction that lets other troops believe it is OK to talk as well, when it is NOT. You must focus on Club Penguin and the person that is leading. I do not want to see IRRELEVANT (meaning not involving the event), if it is that important, take it to PC (Private Chat.)
Again, this is another way that causes confusion and disorder, and if you do this, other people will think it is OK to lead, causing maximum chaos.
Again, these rules only serve to minimize confusion during events, and to maximize efficiency, Simply follow the rules, and everything will go smoothly. Thanks Nachos!
Comment on what you think! Thoughts? Questions? Comments?
-Keep Pwning!
~Wolfie
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Aloha! Recently, the Nachos had a a penguin contest originally for the penguin Munchlax4, but since someone somehow got that penguin, the new penguin was Hemto. How this contest worked is that whoever signed up was put in a list of names. Then I would click randomize and whoever’s name appeared would go to the finals between the two winners since I had to do it two times because all of the names would not fit. The winner of the first round was…
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We had our “Club Penguin Raid” today which consisted of committing several acts of fun stuff around Club Penguin, and although we encountered some, shall we say, minor technical difficulties along the way, it was an extremely fun event! I’d say we maxed 12 and averaged 9, but in these events it’s not so much about the size, but about the fun 😀
Anyways, thanks to all that came, and for all those that didn’t come? Well, you missed out! In this event, first of all, we went to the iceberg to gather our forces, and then charged into the PET SHOP TO FIND… nothing at all. There were literally only a few noobs in there trying to purchase puffles. However, SUDDENLY, WE WERE ASSAULTED BY POOKIE BOTS! Yes, you heard me right, someone sent in bots which had pookies saying things like –
And other things like “Needz rich mu mu”. I think we just got mugged by Bay Bees. Anyways, since we and these bots charged into the pet shop, obviously the little kids who wanted to be pookies who came in to see if there was anyone else in the pet shop to show off to, saw that there were indeed many penguins inside. Then, the bots buggered off and we, the valiant and noble nachos of Club Penguin…. Managed to troll some REAL pookies.
Strategies used involved running at people Joke bombing them, making mad and surprised faces, and of course the classic, “She’s a boy!” (prompting responses like “STOP” and “Waaa!”), although we did try saying “Sensei needs a pet too!”. This really was, ‘Attack of the Pookies’ (like Attack of the Clones but cuter).
Then, we headed off to the stadium where we found a few preps, however, the bad changes Club Penguin have made to the stadium meant that we got trapped in the arena loads and couldn’t take on the preps properly, although we did scare one prep so much she felt the need to waddle around screaming “Runz like a cheetah!”.
Finally, we tried to carry out a very secret and very awesome plan to get some wimminz off of club penguin to “come back to our place” and do naughty things.. like sitting on a sofa looking at each other while press E, and then H on a keyboard…mmmm…. However, before we could get many girls (cutie2854 managed to get one, oh the irony) WE WERE ASSAULTED BY… MORE BOTS!
These bots claimed they were sent by Commando, and that they were Rebel Penguin Federation, RPF, and their names had RPF in it, however, I am lead to believe they aren’t from RPF, and EVEN IF THEY ARE, the whole bot thing should be viewed as a bit of a laugh, something odd and funny, and nothing more. Club Penguin will ban all bots soon anyway, probably, once they manage to sort themselves out. And by no means us being attacked by so called ‘RPF’ bots does this mean Nachos and RPF are rivals in any possible way. They are diplomatically friends and intend to stay that way. Anyone attempting to ruin any relationship between RPF and Nachos is doing so futilely.
Anyway, the bots chased us all over Club Penguin, as we made our final stand at the Ski Hill, I managed to get the bots to say “Bow down to Cool” although I couldn’t get a picture. Tis true though, you should bow down to me.
ANYWAY, that pretty much wraps up everything about this event. Stay tuned for more results posts and general posts, and Don’t forget to come to the tactics session on Friday! It’s a big BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG event!
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It has been awhile since the last poll, and as always, it remains supreme to Puckley’s sidebar rubbish. Clearly you all love Chrisi the most.
In the comment section, below, please tell us what your favourite pizza toppings are, and if you don’t like pizza, please tell us why.
And so, that concludes this weeks magnificent poll. Remember that answering the poll helps your chances of getting a promotion at the end of the month, as commenting on the site is one way to prove to the leaders that you are active. [Going on chat regularly, and going to events are the two other important factors]. I feel like a propaganda specialist here.
Image of the week;
It’s a shame that as a Brit, we only have crumpets.
And for added viewing pleasure, Mallory Knox, a band who are going to become very big in the UK.
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