Well, that didn’t happen, it was terrible… LT was a no show. So we raided ACP, and may have declared war on them in the process… it was all Puck’s idea, I swear *wary*

So we all started in the cove, and then went to the Snow Forts, and then surprised ACP in the Stadium, the look on their beaks… priceless.  I deleted that last line because it seemed too ACP-y ( I LOVE YOU GUYS REALLY <3)

Our size was pretty good, we probably maxed in the high twenties, and our tactics were perfect, a very big well done to everyone! You guys are simply awesome at the minute.

I couldn’t resist inserting a reference to our lovely tactic;

“A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.” ~Napoleon Bonaparte

We offer you more… fun.

~Chrisi Blule

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Congratulations my fellow Nacho troops! We have now reached 1,000,000 views! Come to think of it, you nachos are going through a rare time in nacho history! 1,000,000 is enough, but could some of you raise your hand and say we can make it to 2,000,000? Anyway, were having a event for this and you can check the date/time/server here: https://nachoarmy.wordpress.com/2012/06/26/nachos-hit-1000000-hits I hope you can all make this special, rare event! 

Also, even though we did not win last night, we are still not out. Yesterday was poor, which meant no promotions. (We have these days sometimes.) But you can’t win every single battle, right? Don’t be upset, as we are still in. And promotions, we get a ton of them each year! Think about it like this. ‘I don’t come for the rank, I come for the army.’ As a wise nacho once said. Just remember that. 

-Harry Joe.

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Nachos vs. LT

Date: Saturday, June 30th [TODAY]

Server: Ice Shelf

Times:

 3:30 PM EST

 2:30 PM CST

 1:30 PM MST

12:30 PM PST

8:30 PM UK

➡ Comment if you can or cannot make it!

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Hola Nachos!

Yes, I’m back from vacation! Despite being gone for a week, it’s obvious we have performed terrifically over the last few days! We have been charging through CPAC’s tournament defeating two great armies in the UMA and the SWAT along the way. With those victories, it brought us to the semi-finals to face the Ice Warriors in today’s battle.

Sure, we may not have performed up to our full potential today, but this does not mean we will give up on our goal of winning this tournament after one loss. We are down, but we’re not out. The tournament is set up in a double elimination format, so we can still fight our way to victory. We will get another shot at the Ice Warriors in the finals, but first we must focus on our next battle which our opponent has yet to be determined.

Click >>HERE<< to view the tournament bracket.

Stay strong, Nachos. This is our year, remember? Our last few battles have been outstanding, so this one will not overshadow what we’ve done so far. We will rebound and prove to everyone how great the Nachos really are. And hey, we still had about 25 Nachos there, so if that’s a bad day for us I say we’re doing pretty good!

Tomorrow, we will celebrate a great milestone of  in Nacho History: 1 million website views! This is truly amazing, and we hope you all can be there to celebrate this great accomplishment as well as all of the other successes the Nachos have achieved in their existence. Also, if you add the hits from our previous website, we technically have 2.3 million views! Impressive! See you tomorrow, Nachos! Let’s have some fun! 😀

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT TO TODAY’S BATTLE!

~Puckley

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Hello! Like I’ve promised, I will be hosting contests during out 1 Million Hits Party. These contests will begin at 4:30 PM EST. The events will be as follows:

1. Riddles Contest

I will be asking six different ORIGINAL riddles so that no one may google the answer.

Prizes: 300 Xats and Mirror (Credit to Hades)

2. An Arrogant Quiz

I’ll be asking a series of 15 questions about my life in armies. Yea, it’ll be hard to some, but so what? It’d be no fun if it wasn’t! 😉

Prizes: Kpeng (Credit to Hades) and Subhide

3. Sled Racing Competition

All on the hardest course, 4 at a time, only one will emerge victorious.

Prizes: CP Membership (Credit to Zoo)

4. Nachos Trivia [Hosted by Shiver]

A series of 12 questions about Nacho History.

Prizes: Rare Penguin (Credit to DJ Dan)

5. Snakeban Contest

Best times win!

Prizes: Tempmod

The contests may stretch to as late as 6:30-7 PM EST, so be prepared.

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Zak: They might be sexual, I might have changed my mind because of Chrisi’s opinion.

Nachos have gotten 1,000,000 site hits! (plus whatever we had on our other sites)  That is amazing guys! So to celebrate we are going to have a party! Everyone is invited whether you are in nachos or not. Maybe we can find some nacho legends to come.  Zak will be hosting a couple of contests.  The prizes will be xats or powers, and maybe some other favors. (According to Zak, not sexual o.e). The party will start at 3:00 EST, but it will last the entire night so don’t worry if you cannot make it at this time.

1,000,000 Hits Party

Date: Friday, June 29th

Where: xat.com/thenachoscp

Times:

3:00 EST

2:00 CST

1:00 MST

12:00 PST

8:00 UK

Hope you all can make this rare event. 🙂

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Hola Nachos! Today, we had our Round 3 Battle versus SWAT. And you know what we did? We owned. We maxed around 30+ and had pretty good tactics. We could have done much better, but hey, we won! We’ll be facing the Ice Warriors next round, which you can find the post on that here. Let’s keep on dominating, and make it to the finals.

Continue reading →

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ROUND FOUR:

Ice Warriors vs. Nacho Army

Server: Klondike, Mine

Date: Thursday, June 28th

8:00 pm UK

 3:00 pm EST

 2:00 pm CST

 1:00 pm MST

12:00 pm PST

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MUST COMMENT 

Note: This is not a formal active count, you will not be taken off the ranks if you fail to comment, however you certainly won’t be getting a promotion.

Comments only open until 1st of July.

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Merci

~Chrisi Blule

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