Tan Edit: I love you 😦
Well, it’s my time. Today, I will be retiring the Nacho Army, Club Penguin, and xat.com. This was my last battle, and we did pretty well. I’m proud to say I’m not retiring the Nachos at a bad time for them, will not hurt from my retirement. To Oberst, what’s one less troop? Well, you got one less troop, Obby. I’m not quitting because of you though. I’m leaving because everyone hates on me, and I get no respect for being in the Nachos for two consistent active years. Now, onto my friends.
Best Friends: Tanner, Puckley, and Stepup
Step: Well, I could talk about this for years, but I don’t have that time. So, here it goes. We lead the Popcorn Army together. We met in the Blue Miners army. “Now known as the Light Troops.” Then, together, we lead them to 20+ in sizes. Of course, good things had to come to an end, and the Popcorn Army Sadly died. And now, I stalk you on xat, mostly on that Pokemon chat you hangout on. Then, you got me back into Pokemon, darn you. And now, I’m retiring, have a great career, and maybe join the Nachos and help them out.
Tanner: Well, just like I said to step, I could talk about this for years, and thousands of words. But, lets just shorten it up. I joined you were 2ic of the Nachos. I didn’t know much about your fight with 50, but i helped that faggot for a few weeks. Of course, then he was fired or something. ( I honestly don’t know what the hell happened.) Then, I got middle member, and I remember everything from there. You helped me get promoted, I got all doubles. Then I got mod, and shortly after that highest mod. Then it took me 3 months for owner, but i finally got it. As 3ic, It was your golden troops: Fido, Jboy and I. And you kept us together until J boy got inactive for a reason non of us know. And I mean NON of us know. You trained me, helped me through all the hates, but then you retired. I got leader. But sadly, I gave it to Hades ( The guy who rage when he didn’t get leader.) Then, I never got leader after that. Then, it was Fido, Hades and Pie. Person came in and demoted them and took Talex and Oberst leaders. I honestly don’t know why Talex because he was a mod rank, but you know, he was a better leader than all of the other owners, so… Anyways, I don’t want to talk about it anymore, so, have a good life Tanner. I’ll invite you to play Halo Reachs living dead mode.
Puckley: Well, what can I say. I didn’t know you much until it was to late. You were leader, I was mod. I didn’t know what happened, i think I was on my summer vacation. But, I respected you anyways. You were awesome, and I mean awesome. You were like the lemon to lemon-aid to me. Lol, you’re also my best friend on Club Penguin along with Tanner and Step. I don’t remember much about you, so all I can say is that you are and epic leader, active leader, great leader, and most of all. A great friend. I hope you have a good life. See you around some day. I’ll text ya.
Friends: Fido, Jboy, Dash
Fido: Well, what do we have here. You live in the United Kingdom, I live in Colorado. Different countries one thing in common. Loyal to the Nacho Army. I don’t think you like me much, but I think you are a good friend. You, Jboy and I were golden troops together, and I will never forget about you. If you want to talk to me, I’ll be on chat Once a month, maybe twice. You may be-able to convince me to rejoin, but you know I will not go very far before retiring. Have a good life, get leader, be active. All I ask.
Jboy: I don’t remember much, but I do know one thing. You are a great friend. I don’t know what happened but if you are reading this, I. Love. You. Heh, just kitten. But, as Chuck Norris would say. Well, I honestly don’t know what the hell he would say, so… Anyways, You were cool, and active when you were allowed on the computer.
Dashypoo: I hate you jerk. HAHAHAHAHA got you. Crying, crying everywhere noob. Well, You are cool, Oberst demoted me, you didn’t have anything to do with it. You were nice to me and got me to rejoin. I got member, worked my way up to next for leader, then Obbyfag demoted me.
Well, It’s been a joy being with the people who aren’t assholes to me. *cough* Hades *cough.* Hope this army excels, have a great life.
Is the sun getting brighter, or are those sombreros?
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