As part of a Euro event, I decided to invade GT (Golden Troops), who are helping SWAT.

Invasion of Sherbet

Monday,  16th of April 

7 Gmt 

2 Est 

1 Cst

12 Mst

11 Pst

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Xat.com/thenachosCP

Look at the nicely placed “CP” that differentiates this chat from the former.

 I don’t actually know why, but I’m assuming we moved to this chat due to Molly owning the last one.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

 ~Chrisi Blule

IM CRING THT PR 4CHAN IS GON

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S.W.A.T has had a tough week fighting the Nachos and DCP everyday for the past five days. They are realizing that they need to get some one out of the war. Most likely they will turn up the heat on DCP and or Nachos, so we have to be more prepared. We need to get 20+ troops to each event we have. I need everyone to try to make these two battles! The S.W.A.T Government has officially scheduled invasions on 2 of our greatest Servers: Sleet, And Fjord (Capital/Motherland). The attack on Fjord is unforgivable. They are attacking the heart of the Nachos Empire. If they continue this attack we will show them no mercy, no sympathy what so ever. We will invade, and invade, and invade in till they crumble at the feet of the mighty Nacho Army. I will not let S.W.A.T take the Motherland away from Nachos and I wont just sit here letting it happen without them being punished. We will have another week of invasions so be prepared to work! Long live the Nacho Empire! Long live the Motherland!

  Defense of Sleet

When: Saturday, April 14

Where: Sleet

Why: Protect the Nacho empire!

Times:

12:00 PST

1:00 MST

2:00 CST

3:00 EST

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Defense Fjord

 When: Sunday, April 15

 Where: Fjord

Why: Protect the Motherland!

Times:

12:00 PST

1:00 MST

2:00 CST

3:00 EST

8:00 UK

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Comment saying which flag is the best!

 Chris: Hey King, I made a new Nacho Flag.

King: Chris, This is a map….

DJ Dan’s Flag:

Sams flag:

~General Purple~

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Hello Nacho Army! Or should I say Nacho Republic?

So, I would have way more pictures of us eating Purple Republic, but sadly my computer wanted to turn gay for 7 minutes and crash when I was going to save them. In total today, we averaged 25-30 a maxed 34.  Now, if you will please excuse me for about 10 minutes, I have to take a dump that is burning my insides terribly. Alright, i’m back. I’m very proud of you guys because i didn’t even post this event on the website. You guys deserve a cold beer and a great event tomorrow. Sadly, i’ll probably not be able to go to the defense of sleet tomorrow. So, make me proud. Back to topic now, Great work today.  For the new troops we have recruited. Go to our join page and comment then go to chat page then click the link! Great job. This will prove Cpac wrong!

||Edd64||

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Nachos have liberated the Swat Government again on April 12, 2012. With the help of Dcp we have defeated swat on the server Sled. Now with our help the Sled people can live in peace and unity. We have rose the Nacho flag in the pool and let it wave. I hope the Sled people don’t mind a flag in their pool. This is our second Victory in this war. Good work Nachos and Dcp.

IF YOU MADE THE BATTLE YOU SHALL RECEIVE 15 MEDALS.

Here are the pictures:

~Qwerty

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Shad, the magnificent Black Jesus, is going to Afghanistan. Should he die, we’ll hear it from Damian/Buck. If he lives, he will be back in September for a visit. He would like to give his Popeye’s franchise to Buck, and he wants to give KFC to Wolfie.

GOOD LUCK SHAD 

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On April 11th, 2012 The Mighty Nacho Empire has liberated Ice Palace from the corrupted Swat Government.With the fall of Swat, The people of Ice Palace can now live in peace and unity. We gallantly fought and lost a lot of men in this battle, but we still rose up. We won cause we have the better Players and the better Team.

Good job guys. You have convinced me to stay.

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The Nacho chat has always been a place where you can say just about anything. To a point that will still be the case, but we will try to make some limits to what you can say. Read these rules before you rage.

OLD CHAT RULES

HAT RULES:

1. No excessive cursing.

2. You can only be perverted after 5:30 PST|6:30 MST|7:30 CST|8:30 EST

3. No complaining.

4. Respect the higher ranks.

5. No spamming(smileys included) or flooding

6. NO ADVERTISING

7. Have fun!

8. General Purples NEW chat rule: ELE!

Everyone

Loves

everbody

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NEW CHAT RULE!

Purple Law:

1. No excessive cursing. (If you cuss more than 2 times in 1 minute you will be kicked/banned depending on why you used it)

2. You can be perverted after 6:30 PST|7:30 MST|8:30 CST|9:30 EST

3. No complaining. (Don’t be a wiener)

4. Respect your family (Every nacho)

5. No spamming/flooding

6. No adverticeing other armies.

7. Have fun!

8. ELE, Everyone loves everyone

9. Dont be rude or insult other nachos.

10. Dont ask for Promotions.

11. Don’t interept an event. (Don’t talk during events, PM leaders if you need their attenchion)

12. Be like Fiffylog 🙂

~General Purple~

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We did awesome today guys! We maxed 30+!  Even if SWAT wasn’t there, we still had epic size and tactics. I don’t see how this is a 6th place army. The top ten this week is messed up in my opinion. Anyways, here are my pictures!  

5 medals if you made it! You guys deserve it, keep it up!

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We planned to invade S.W.A.T at Ice Box, but Dcp beat us to it! Even though DCP already claimed the server we decided to still go on for a little pracitce and to confirm that S.W.A.T doesn’t own it. The Nacho Empire did extremely well, and my prediction turned out to be correct. We averaged 25 Nachos and maxed 30! If S.W.A.T came to deffend the server it would be obvious that The Nachos would of won the battle since we had amazing tactics along with a pritty good size :). I’m extremely proud of you guys. I hope we do as good tomorrow as we did today. The Nacho Empire has brought the feista to the servers: Ice Box and Big Snow! 🙂

More Pictures to come!

~General Purple~

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