This is going to be a huge post with lots of news so you better be ready. Here’s the Table of contents

Table Wall of Contents Why does it have to be a table, why not a wall?

1. New Army Record/Walrus Results

2. The Nachos Supreme Division

3. U-Lead Contest

4. The Price is Wrong

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New Army Record/Walrus Results

Longest Joke Bomb in Army History – Nachos 2/26/12 Total Time – 17 Minutes and 12 seconds

That’s right Ladies and Gentlemen! Even though the invasion of walrus was pretty boring because no one showed up to defend, I thought, hey why not make this interesting, let’s do something unexpected, lets break the record for the longest Joke Bomb in Army history, and we did!

I would like to thank everyone who showed up, because this is YOUR record guys. Be proud of it. We did a consecutive Joke Bomb from 10:16 am pst to 10:33 am pst in 8 different rooms! Now that’s something for the record book boys, and ACP was there as our witness.

Here are pictures of our awesomeness – (Please edit in pictures if you have any)

Now I’m just making a wild guess here, but I think this is the begging of an era, people are going to copy the nachos and start “Breaking” other records, just watch, I’ll just say I told you so. Damn copy cats (D)

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The Nachos Supreme Division

So, you’re probably thinking…. what is the Nachos Supreme Division?

The Nachos Supreme Division is a group of our best, and most dedicated troops which will be assigned covert missions to make sure that the nacho army is the best possible army we can be, whether it’s chat, cp, or something else we are always making sure that nachos are the number one army.

Now 6 people will be chosen to be in the Nachos Supreme Division by me. Owners are not eligible. I will be selecting people to join and will announce who those people are in post. Once you’re in the Nachos Supreme division I will tell you what our true purpose is, trust me we are going to change CP Army warfare forever.

You can not ask to be in the Nachos Supreme Division, you must be chosen through your hard work and dedication to the Nachos. If you are an owner in another Top 5 army you can not be in this division.

Do your best at events, recruiting, and on chat, and you will be chosen, but remember, only the best will be chosen.

For more info on this, PC me on nacho chat.

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U-Lead Contest

Since there haven’t been many events planned for this week, I’m making a U-Lead contest! Now this is different from other U-Lead events. Here’s how it works.

It’s pretty simple, everyone who wants to lead will get a chance to perform 1 tactic, any mod or member. Whoever has the most creative and effective tactic wins 5 xat days, and a few medals! It’s that simple.

I encourage everyone to try, and bring your creativity!

When – Wednesday, February 29th (Leap Year =O )

Where – Fjord, Town and http://xat.com/nachos

Who – All Nachos

Time – 

4:00 PM PST

5:00 PM MST

6:00 PM CST

7:00 PM EST

12:00 AM UK

Comment if you can or can’t come!!

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The Price is Wrong

So the other Day I was bored and watching the Price is right, and I thought, hey I should do a weekly contest for a few days for the Nachos! So I will.

Here’s how it works, just leave the price of how much you think the item is worth in U.S. dollars. The person who is closest to the price of the item, without going over wins 3 days and 4 Medals! If you get the exact price then you win double which means 6 days and 8 medals! This is a weekly contest.

Here’s an example

I think that the TV is worth $325.99 !

Here is this weeks item, Remember don’t go over the price!

Comment on the price,*Uses announcer voice* You’ll be rolling in style and be the envy of all your friends with this brand new blue Camaro! Results will be posted on the next Price is wrong!

-Bring it Suuuuucka

-Luc Nachos 3ic

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The Nacho are currently on…..

WALRUS TOWN

Be on http://xat.com/nachos !

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Table of contents

1. Which rooms are better, the old or new?
2. I want the Old Dojo back.
3. Why can’t we have traditional battles?
4. Log onto Blizzard!
5. Happy Birthday Fido!
6. Epilogue

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This morning before the KU vs. MU game, I asked our fellow retired  nachos to take part in a bet. The bet was that if KU wins, they have to join back to the nachos. If MU won they can stay retired. With the score of 87-86 (going into overtime), Kansas wins! It looks like Tanner, Puck, Talex, Pie, Reich, and Joker are coming back to the nachos! Welcome back guys. 😉 Since some of you mocked the hawks earlier, I thought I would brag in your faces MU fans.

~Dash

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Yes we will be having yet another division battle! This time we hope it will be an even match! After the division battle we will be having a recruiting session and a training session. This will be a short notice event, So I don’t expect a really big turn out. If you attend you will get shiny medals! If we get 25+ troops I will try to throw in an extra one 😉 . The info of this battle will be below!

Day: Saturday, February 25, 2012 (today)

Server: Blizzard

Time:

 2:00 PM PST

3:00 PM MST

4:00 PM CST

5:00 PM EST

10:00 PM UK

~General Purple~

rada, rada rada, rada…

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STOP!

MAKE YOUR OWN TRACKER INSTEAD OF MOVING MINE 😥

……The Nachos are……

offline

>>> Click for further battle orders <<<

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Hola Nachos,

Nachos and the Shadow Troops had a treaty to never go to war again. If either army goes to war. The army that attacked first must give its nation to the other army. Pretty stupid treaty, correct? Only way that army could have gotten its nation back is to invade it all.

The treaty was destroyed because ST and ST’s “secrect” alliance will be declaring war on ACP and ANDI. If we attack them, or if they attack us. One of us will lose all of our nation.

 Comment with your opinion about Nachos and ST’s treaty being destroyed!

| Hurricanex1 |

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All of the leaders, Hurricane, Chrisi, and me have been watching all of our troops (not stalker like) to see who deserves to be promoted or demoted. We want to see how the mods lead on CP to see who can be a future owner. Each mod will lead a 30 minute training session on Club Penguin and will be graded on creativity, timing, and skill. You have until Monday to schedule your training session. If you do not schedule an event during this time you will risk being demoted. You may pick your own times and dates. And don’t stress about this, just have fun!

Mods that must make a scheduled event:

Colonel: Winterburn13, Danny, Master Rebel, Disco70s, Guitar 48300, Green Dai, Harry Joe, Ads354

Lt. Colonel: Dj Dan Diaz1, Baseball1043, Tap Dancer, Raven511426, Joshua Mb, Fluffyboy3

Major: Percy Jacks2, Arch200045, Mr Eddy 2

Others: Qwerty, Joker, Pie, Puck, Talex

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Scheduled:

Harry Joe: Sunday-25th at 7:30 PM GMT 76%

Green Dai: Sunday-25th at 9:30 PM GMT

Joshua Mb: Monday-27th at 4:00 PM EST on Snowbound (done)

Arch: Monday-27th at 6:00 EST (done)

Ads: Tuesday-28th at 6:30 PM EST (done)

Fluffy: Wednesday-29th-5:00 PM EST (done)

Raven: Thursday-1st at 5:45 EST  (done)

Qwerty: Thursday-1st at 7:00 PM  EST

Disco70s: Friday-2nd at 5:45 EST

Percy: Satuday-3rd at 6:00 PM EST

Talex: Saturday- 1 EST 12 CST 11 MST 10 PST 9 AKST 6 GMT

Guitar: Sunday- 4th at 2:00 PM EST on Whitehouse

~Good luck mods!

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Hola nachos! Today ANDI got on Shiver to find out that ST owns it. That didn’t stop us from having the best 5 minutes of our lives though.  😀

Comment if you made it for your medals!

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Turns out Shiver belongs to ST, so ANDI decided not to invade it. Instead a few of us nachos chose to recruit on Blizzard. We stayed on for around 15 minutes fighting off a small little rough army and chanting the words “join us.”, “we are the nachos.”, and “Join the nachos!” We didn’t have that great of an outcome because once our troops heard we weren’t invading a few of them just logged off and left chat. If there is ever an event cancelled don’t just leave we will find another thing to do on club penguin. Well If you attended the event you get THREE shiny medals 🙂 .  Btw, this is my 20th post on this site! Woot Woot!

To earn your medals leave a comment looking like

Name: (your penguin name)

Event: (invasion of shiver)

Medals earned: (three)

~General Purple~

RADAAAA!

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