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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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    Notable Tournament Championships

    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII

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Defense of Fjord

  • ➡ DONT FORGET ABOUT OUR INVASION OF MAMMOTH TOMORROW TOO!

Defense of Fjord

Date: Saturday, 18th February

Opponent: ACP (Green Penguins)

Server: Fjord

Times:

5:00 PM GMT

12:00 PM EST

11:00 AM CST

10:00 AM MST

9:00 AM PST

3:00 AM AUS

Operation: Conqurer Mammoth

Hola Nachos,

Well after a meeting with the allies, we will be invading Mammoth on Saturday alongside the Global Defenders vs. ACP!

Invasion of Mammoth

**Goal: 45 Troops

When: February 18th, 2012 (Saturday)

Allies: [GD] Green and Blue Penguins

Enemies: [ACP]Green Penguins

Times:

3:30 PM EST

2:30 PM CST

1:00 PM MST

12:00 PM PST

8:30 PM GMT

❗ Comment if can make it ❗

*This will be a medals based event*

Where the Nachos Stand in the War

Hola Nachos,

Well the Nacho Army stands with the armies of, TG, LT, and DW. These three armies are against ACP and DCP. We have sided with LT, TG, and DW because we have some unfinished business with both ACP and DCP.

I know we made a treaty with ACP. Around two weeks ago to not war with ACP for two full months. Well, also ACP broke a treaty to not go to war with LT. Why can’t we do the same?

Next, the wildcards of this war are, Ninjas, IW, UMA, GD, and Elites. All four of these armies are extremely close allies to the Nachos(besides Elites), but in all of them they have troops in both DCP and ACP. It will be very depressing to see our allies turn on us for ACP and DCP. Well, it would be best for these armies to choose a side now, or stay neutral in this war. Invasions of DCP and ACP will be posted shortly. World War?

~ Hurricanex1

Surprise Promotions & Demotions!

Hola Nachos,

I think over the last month, and last couple of days. We have fought hard, and you Nachos deserve promotions! Also we have had many people retire, and we need to fill those ranks! 😉 So this is why you never quit the Nachos for another army. You never know what will happen at what time.

Bold = Promoted

Red = Demoted

-NACHO RANKS-

➡ To receive a rank in the Nacho Army, you must comment on the Join Page. Click HERE to go the join page.

Can’t find your rank? Try the following:

For Windows users: To find your rank, hold “Ctrl and F” at the same time and type in your Club Penguin username.

For Mac Users: To find your rank, hold down Apple/Command and F at the same time and type in your Club Penguin username.

If you cannot find your rank, PC an owner on chat and we will put you on the ranks shortly.

Green=Jalapeño (Patrol servers are Fjord, Sleet, Bobsled, Crunch, Big Snow, Artic, Aurora, Ascent, Beanie)

Orange=Sombrero (Patrol Servers are Fjord, Blizzard, White House, Abominable, Alaska, Tundra, Hockey, Cloudy, Christmas)

Pink=Ponies (Patrols Equestria)

NACHO LEADERSHIP

General: Ads354, Chrisi βlule, Hurricanex1

Lieutenant General: Dashing Snow, Zak

Major General: Lucario564, Beeky

Euro Leader: Fido1625

Colonel: Winterburn13, Danny, Master Rebel, Disco70s, Guitar 48300, Green Dai, Harry Joe

Lt. Colonel: Dj Dan Diaz1, Baseball1043, Tap Dancer, Raven511426, Joshua Mb

Major: Percy Jacks2, Arch200045, Fluffyboy3

Captain:  Tats20, Naruto238, Rgmarie, Santa0704, Wolfie1215, Pufpuf103, Elite 910

First Lieutenant: Dj Slides, Camperjohn64, Topazhi, Turkey, Pwener1, NickoCP, Bottlefanta, Kronos, Jasiux, Monster47345, Archerist444, Crazy Bule

Second Lieutenant: Haystacks Dd, Mosh345, Stompgirl1(Dororo), Hoppytoe88, Phalanx, Mike Stand12[Jacob], Dvddivi, 7skittles,  Lollypoppa10, Xmen,  Lootking, Jacknat02, Darksonic618, Cubone12345, Vick44, Negi123 456, Pungy1234, Sky

Sergeant Major: Daniel574, Qwerty15354, Mahicans4, Hbk300,Redcat09, Vonchiefer, Itachi6dark, Cheeze Nacho, Mudddskipper, Mrgpv

First Sergeant: Pettag1, Maxwell500, Toonlink123, Jcm21, Ace2184, Beta233, iUnstopable, Everton Cool, Muesxaico, Great Alex12, Suzie, Cas, Nicksman, Floppy50611, Kidcash008

Master Sergeant: Mo Mo1357, Kowalski711, Georgex5, Donnuh, OmNomNom12, Minifotty, Khris321, Jackcol9, Alex Cone, Keith09, Mr Deedledoo, Superjay99, Gares, Martin897, Wheatly, Yo Some, Yoangelyo

Staff Sergeant: Codycat282, Redduck35, Arceus2088, Ytum, Sir Peeko, Master Kyl, Monster47345, Rpknbaseball, DarkFrost, Omega10301, Seer2345, Ken4478, Eggs54

Sergeant:Play Day1, Hardy Boyzxv, Alpha 1, Hwkwk, Rockyou41, Zipyman, Flappy112, Empoleon766, Paintluver, Hazie66573, Penger1, Slimy102, Cahillguy, Diger605

Corporal: Fanta pengu, Puggie4216, Ollie3618, Waggy567, Noneya3, Blooper24,25, Valerysweet, Moneyboy8888, P101638623, 4 Hi2, Soda Guy4, Gary19513, Jeffrey1999, Carter157, Goliath619, 1fiddy,  Polov, Supercool116,Gaara14357, Fiona387, 54321dmp

Lance Corporal: Joker97484, Caelancox, Cul8rsl, Firehot6, Zachester301, Bdog97458, MissMegadeth, 127David, Funbob16, Jake (Shadow3836), Waddler88431 (Shawn Frost), Joezapy, Sky assassin, Goku555, Smashmac, 34443guy, Eyes521, Kingmz123, Daleboxtel, Carnage467, Paddle835,Dyoxs123, John16126, Scramz200, Toothlessw, Blaze0004, Wilson 500, Daisygirl234, Puterboy234,Hgob

Private 1st Class: Weazelkid, Idealrussian, John409, Sidie9, Billiam75512, Nfuego2, Mr crankguy, Seapuggie123, Bill41053, Brewdude, Mgil4qts, Bdog97458, Dagen9, Xmen, Emmalise, Kolokolokool, Reddude5789, Tympole, Blooper2425, Nitro52, Dream Ninja, Raven 10, Cowbay, BawssKid, Kc Dunham,Viktor Tom ,Catcatjacob, Lovelandjake, Tristan137, Nate67498, Chaotica1, Galaxie3,Mj0701, Gustav Holst, Superoo13, Greenpenguir, Dean68742, 14taytay, Blaster42, Startrek0709, Jasonx1998, Giulian2, Bionclex, RockGirly1, Qazo900, Arim Erty, Loki5652, Gorog1, Meatballsrcool, Korinna901, Chipiptur, Chimchar2010,Tvlazy15

Private: Isaiah12345, Buzzybuzz1,Pimball, Elisina12, Pie5052, Tcbp, Shayne619, Sirlizard22, Hugobot12, bigtoby1, Piercemyveil, Bucktoothy11, Neogeo2, Qazo900, Mhfrankie1, Noa Monster, DR Marx, Trainer99, Cooldude122, Bender124, Xelaboo, Slickrick123, Mist7931, Shelby4275, Newpoos1, Dramafan86, Carlin125, Nascar127, Bigdd3, DidiBouBou, Lanlord1, Haylee1368, Ninja55466, 4arms03, Icy liliana9, Firedude19, 123firefly, Chrlybob, Ww17, Steakinator, Firehot6,Fishsticks26, Coolguy1997, Agentsled, SIrWater007, SirFire007, Chivalric, Aksentije, Emma60952, Ollie Super, Politecapsguy, Roy1011, Jacksonle, Seansonic1, Missie1238, Boldspartan, Bttf2, Shwaaag, Agent Bearen, Koleneko, Livtip, Franter, Bob Omb, Ninjaglpink, Mickey 86811, Pengu9010, Forca Barca2, Rey Gordo6 , Freezer91, TwiXX864, Moneyboog, Foosie13, Mel856, Subzero 248, Dj Blake, Lotad3, Pontongpasir, Snocap, Pen 94, Marty732, Fluffyboy208, Giant Mike, Cheeco99, Jakepeavy, Itz Jazz, Orcaman4, Ryappp, Nickboy15

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Advisor: Person1233, TanMan626, Oberst, Puckley

Janitor: Crash

Do you feel that you have should got a promotion?

If so please fill out this form:

1. Club Penguin username?

2. Which battle(s) did you attend?

~ Hurricanex1

Get Ready to Pi** Your Pants…

…because Medals are coming back! That’s right. You better be pissing your pants right now.   Continue reading

Bye.

Sup guys. Thex here.

It’s with great regret to announce my departure from my position of Third in Command from the Nacho Army. I’m putting my sombrero up in my trophy case, and I’m flying over to retirement island, with the other greats. Well, here we go.

My Club Penguin army career began with ACP in 2006, enlisting in the army on the Miniclip Forums, before they were moved to a separate website. Once they were, I followed them there, but Club Penguin armies were banned there due to problems among members, and unneeded drama that was created. I was devastated, but hope was not to be lost. I joined the Nachos, possibly one of the best decisions in my life, and I worked my way up the ranks to a moderator. I had to quit due to my computer obtaining a virus(I know what some of you are thinking, and YES it probably was due to that). I came back in 2010 for a bit, screwed around, and left again. In the Fall of 2011, I came back to see that the Nachos were in a terrible state. I decided to re-join and started out as highest member. The next day, I was promoted to a mod, due to the promo battle that was hosted the next day. In November, I received Third in Command, but I stepped down due to certain problems. In late December/January, I got Third in Command again, which was one of the high points in my CP army career. Getting Nacho Third in Command was great, but it wasn’t what it’s all cracked up to be.

Being a trooper in the Nachos back in the day was much better than being an owner rank. I’d rather be ignorant and have fun, other than be knowledgeable and not have any fun. Being told you were going to war with ACP without a reason being needed told to you was exhilarating. Sometimes, ignorance is beneficial, believe it or not. The best days of you being in the Nachos is being a noob. Chat raids, streaking, and The Great Mammoth Fiesta were wonderful. But all of that fun disappeared once you realize what was actually going on. Pixel warfare as you age grows old. Standing in a line, and chanting the same thing over and over again, isn’t fun. Constantly hitting two buttons as your leaders yelled at you wasn’t fun either. I can remember when we sat in huge blobs and just threw snowballs, and if one man charged the enemy, the next one would, and we would all build up as we charged at them, throwing snowballs. To me, Club Penguin warfare has become a popularity contest with Top 10’s. I have no problems with news reporting – actually, it’s an awesome idea, but it can’t be when reports are inaccurate and bias towards an army.

Enough with that philosophy bullshit, this is what people have been waiting for.

Who to start with?

Tucksy: I’ve known you for a loooooooooooooooooo0o0o0o0ng time, and you’re really cool. You’re one of the few people that I know that like OFWGKTA/Tyler The Creator/Earl Sweatshirt.

Hades/Dvorak/Slobbysnake: Haha, ‘sup Hades. At first I kinda disliked you, and then I despised you. After, you were pretty cool. I hope you get better at guitar xD

Pern: ponies ponies ponies swag

Crash: We’ve had our disputes at times, but we’ve worked them out 😛

Ads: I’ve known you for a bit. Like, from 2008 XD You’re pretty chill too.

Billy: <33333333333333333333333333 I love you.

Joker: I remember when I was mod and you were still a tiny noob, I abused you all of the time. Fun. Then, you surpassed me and got leader. We still have our arguments, too, but we’re still cool 😀

BrassAssDash/King of Porn: You’re like a serious vet. You’ve been around since like 2007, I think? Anyways, you’re hilarious and cool.

Funk: I haven’t known you for a long time, but you were chill from the start. Good luck with IW/Ninjas bro.

DJ Layzie: Haha holy shit dude you’re chill as hell. I remember one time you came on chat and said that you got caught with kush in your locker. I asked what it was (since I was like, sheltered at the time), and you said, “What are you, a pre-pubescent 12-year old.?” Now that I look back upon it, I realize how much of an idiot I was. Good luck in the future.

Foxtails: I don’t know you well enough for me to write a full-fledged entry, but this is actually longer than some of the people that I actually know, so uh, yeahhhh.

Cait: Hai Cait. I haven’t known you for a long time, so I’m just going to say hi.

Monsoon: Read above, M0ns00N.

Boomer: You’re actually not an asshole, for once. During the ACP/Nacho feud, you actually posed a threat to us, which I like. You were a wonderful leader, and you’re still awesome. #Diablo.

Alessa: Hello Alessa. I know you don’t like me, but whatever. You’re not ugly and I’m sorry for being a douche to you all of the time. 😦

Shad: Shad! I’ve known you for a long time. I wish you luck in the Marines.

Oh, and, WHEN I DANCE YOU GIVE?

Buck: Sup Buck. We’ve had our ups and downs, but you’re still a pretty cool guy.

RJM: You most likely will NEVER see this, but we’ve talked about your, “activities” and I condone of them, lmfao.

Oberst: I love you.

Tanner: I love you. Sexy ginger. (hello)

Hurr: You’re an awesome leader, keep it up. You need to communicate more with Chrisi, though.

Chrisi: Sup Chrisi! I barely know you, and you have been around for a long, long time. I guess since you were U.K., I never really communicated with you.

Chuck: You will most likely never see this, either, but you’re chill as fuck, and you show hot bitches on chat, which I appreciate.

Carly: I’m not sure if we’re cool or not O.o but yeah, you’re chill too.

50 Cent/Grant: You’re smart as hell, and don’t give up in school. Seriously, you have the potential to go places, and don’t give up now.

Last but not least….

KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: You’re fuckin’ awesome. You always know how to make people laugh. You’re a true vet, and you were definitely one of the best Nacho leaders ever.

IF I FORGOT YOU, I’M REALLY SORRY. I’m writing this at 12 in the morning, so my brain is kind of funny.

I’ll still be on chat and stuff, it’s just that I can’t stand CP warfare anymore. Later.

I HAVE ONE FINAL REQUEST. To be inducted in the Nacho Hall of Fame. I know I haven’t really done anything for this army, but it’d be cool if I could be like, honorary soldier or something. 😛

 

After 1143 words, I’m done.

– Thex out.

Win on Beanie & War Over!

Hola Nachos,

Today we defeated ST on Beanie again. ST only maxed 5 troops on Club Penguin and we maxed 22 troops. We didn’t reach our goal of 27 troops, but we was close.

ST admitting defeat.

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Parka Taste Like Nacho Cheese

Hola Nachos,

The Nachos have won ST’s capital. Now, it is time for my owning ST again in a post, part of the post.

Is that the leader you want..?

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Going on CP straight away, the key to everything.

From what I can see, and what  I saw, at the past few events, scheduled and unscheduled, people have been slow to getting on CP, sure eventually everyone gets onto CP, but we need to get on CP straight away! It is no good to wait ten minutes after the battle starts before you finally log in, having few people online at the start of an event is bad for morale, and makes us look small. While we have won every single battle against ST so far, we aren’t dominating from the beginning of the battles, simply because people aren’t bothering to log onto CP, laziness kills armies! Here at the Nachos, laziness to get on CP is not tolerated, and  from now it will begin to be punished more severely. Mods that aren’t on CP during event shall be membered until they go on CP, and the same for owners.

And so, after that rant I’m quite happy, we are dominating this war, and are getting good sizes, as well as keeping active, we’ve had 3000+ hits today alone! :D.

Keep this awesomness up guys :D.

Ily to Ads ❤

 

~Chrisi Blule