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    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII

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My Idea: Classes

Before I start off this post, I would like to thank TanMan626 for letting me actually post this. :mrgreen: Alright, so I’m sure you guys can read titles, right? My idea is something I call ‘Classes.’ Don’t fear, this isn’t like Algebra and World History and all that other stuff. 😛

So, basically this is what I’ve been thinking about: everyone knows ‘Boot Camps’ always fail for us, so this is something that is somewhat similar, but includes more things in a shorter time. My classes (I’ve thought up of 3, for now) will all be held once a week. For example, one class would be held on Monday, the other on Wednesday, the third on Friday, or so. Now for my little list of the three classes I have thought of with a description of what’s to come in that:

1. Tactic Memory

  • You will memorize the short hands (i.e. E+1 = :D) for faster tactic reactions
  • Learn how to perform lines/tactics and practice new lines
  • Test recruiting/war phrases to see if they show on ClubPenguin (saves time during a battle in case of a no-show)

2. Leading

  • Of course, how to lead
  • How to invade/defend a server (certain tactics and sayings to use)
  • How to conduct yourself as a leader (i.e. Don’t swear at troops because losing a battle)
  • How to remain calm under pressure
  • Being a troop (You can’t lead if there’s no one to lead, right?)

3. Spying

  • How to choose a good spy name (Not too nooby, but not too intelligent)
  • Create a second xat account for spying (maybe even more than one spy account?)
  • How to spy during a battle/war. (Report enemy tactics before they do them)
  • Long-term spying on other armies

Well, those are the 3 classes I’ve had in mind, along with the things that would be taught. However, if you, the Nacho troops, decide to go for this, we will have to have ‘teachers’ for these classes. Those people, I will decide myself, since Tanner has made me in charge of this idea, but I want to make sure you guys approve of this.

Yes, it MAY be a bit of work, but attending these classes will greatly increase your chance of a promotion, especially if you can incorporate these skills into a real-life Nacho battle/war situation. :mrgreen: Here’s a poll for you guys:

Also, comment in the comment section if you have any ideas for classes, it really helps me out. :mrgreen:

Victory Smells Like Nacho Cheese,
Slobbysnake

 

Invasion of Mukluk

❗ Saturday ❗

INVASION OF MUKLUK(UK Friendly!)

When:Saturday, December 3rd

Server: Mukluk Server

Times:

3:00 Eastern(EST)

2:00 Central(CST)

1:00 Mountain(MST)

12:00 Pacific(PST)

8:00 PM United Kingdom(UK)

6:00 AM Australian(Will be Sunday for them)<<Not expected

~Hurricane

The Nachos Defeat the Protesters at Migrator

Edit by Chrisi: I will not be active for ONE WEEK, due to reasons that I will not go into. Story Contest Results are postponed, sorry 😦

MY RESPONSE TO ALL LT ARGUMENTS:

Today, the Nachos logged on to Migrator to face a sizable enemy who could have been a great opponent today. This enemy, the Light Troops, however, did absolutely nothing for the entire battle! During this event, they can not be classified as an army, so I will refer to them as the protesters at Migrator for the remainder of the post.

25 minutes before the battle, things were looking grim for the Nachos as we could barely muster 7 troops. Through time, though, we were able to finally achieve 15 troops. The battle started off in the Beach, where the Nachos made a line at the left edge of the Beach. The protesters at Migrator, meanwhile made a strange U shape in the middle of the beach and danced for approximately 20 minutes. As the Nachos were outnumbered and executing a tactic every 30 minutes, the protesters at Migrator continuously danced and made smiley faces at us.

Eventually, we grew in size and matched their size, so we made lines through their line. They didn’t like that, so they spouted jokes at us. No problem. An army can handle jokes, but snowballs would have been a different story. The protesters at Migrator never did grow the balls to throw a snowball at the Nachos, though. This dragged on as the protesters at Migrator REFUSED to resemble an army in anyway. The Nachos grew bored and moved to the Cove, destroying our size advantage.

This grew to be a great challenge for the Nacho leaders, because disorganization haunted the Nachos throughout the entire time that we were in the Cove. However, through some unexpected help from the Ice Warriors, we were able to combat the size that the protesters at Migrator had. These penguins STILL refused to throw snowballs. The Nachos barely had 10 troops by 8:40 due to disorganization, but the Ice Warriors certainly made up for this, and for that, the Nachos are very grateful. We owe you guys.

Fed up with the protesters at Migrator’s lack of demands, hygiene, and manners, I PCed their 2nd in Command and asked if they surrendered. This was a very confused man, for he believed that his group of peaceful protesters were crushing the Nacho and Ice Warrior ARMIES, who were actually in combat! Understanding of his immense confusion, I ignored this and urged the Nachos to continue on. Finally, at 8:52 PM EST, this confused man decided to log off because the protesters at Migrator had won!?

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I apologize for insulting a man with mental challenges such as believing that protesters could take on an army, but logging off a group of protesters because you believe that you “won” defeats the purpose of a protest! At 8:53 PM EST, the Nachos claimed Migrator for the Nachos and the Ice Warriors after we ensured that the server was clear of these protesters. We never did find out what the protesters of Migrator were protesting.

Thank you to all of the Nachos who stayed throughout this entire event and never gave up against the unsanitary and rude protesters who never told us why they didn’t want us to have Migrator. We may have been witnessing occupy Migrator, but I guess we shall never know. PLEASE, PLEASE, comment your pictures of the battle here so I can have further proof that the Nachos rule at crowd control.

***Person1233***

Invasion of Migrator[TODAY!]

All Nachos report to Migrator.

INVASION OF MIGRATOR

When: Thursday, December 1st

Server: Migrator Server

Times: 

8:05 Eastern(EST)

7:05 Central(CST)

6:05 Mountain(MST)

5:05 Pacific(PST)

1:05 AM United Kingdom(UK)<<Not Expected

11:05 AM Australian (Will be Friday for them)<<Not Expected

Yet Again, They Fail!(FJORD IS DEFENDED AGAIN!)

Chrisi’s Edit: Well done guys 😀 😀

Tan Edit: Great job guys, keep up the good work!!!

Hello Nachos,

Today we successfully defeated the Light Troops again as they tryed to invade Fjord for the SECOND time.

Great Job Nachos

Hi Nachos! Former Nacho Leader Joker here. Well, I know there was already a result post of the defense of Fjord made already by Hurricane read it here , but I’d like to congratulate all of you! Your performance at the defense was AMAZING! I’m glad I was able to make it. You guys really did amazing. Those other 2 battles, pfft those were just 2 little bumps. I know you guys can crush Light Troops easily, without breaking a sweat. Nachos have been in this game for what? 5 years? Light Troops probably just a few months. Now even though you guys did AMAZING. You guys need to do even better, need to give it all. Show the true power of the Nachos! We will destroy the LT. Make sure to make the next events against LT! Check the information for the events HERE. Also I’d like to welcome back my old comrade TanMan626 to the Nachos! :mrgreen:. Good times when Tan, Puck, and I lead. I’m sure Tan will be great help. I’d like to re-join, but I promised I’d stay retired.

Anyways here some great pictures of us again! I just love seeing them :D.

Now time for my counter-arguments against these LT leaders who basically know NOTHING. But first off your title makes me lol “Even the best..Has to tie” You guys aren’t even near the best. And you’ll be farther from being the best once Nachos are done with you. 😉

Counter Arguments:

For Invasion of Wool Socks

  • You guys logged off, basically a HUGE retreat right, there yet you complain about Nachos retreating 6 times. They’re supposed to move around you idiots. You don’t stay in one spot that’d be absurd.
  • You made yourself look like complete idiots with this one “Nachos claimed 0 rooms. We basically defended all rooms since they retreated. But even if they claimed 0 and we defended 0, it’s a tie, which means Woolsocks stays ours anyway.” Ok you say you don’t want us to move around how are we supposed to claim different rooms? And you’re idiotic LT whatever Blue Paint says the “claiming” rule has been abolished. So the idiot just counter argued himself.

On to the defense of Fjord (Our capital) Why it wasn’t a tie:

  • A friggin invasion can’t be a tie. Don’t be noobs
  • You guys claim you would have done better if Roberto was on. LOL, what an idiotic army. Only cause of one person you’ll do better. You guys really have to learn how to be independent. LT always uses this excuse Oh if Rob/ioio or some other noobish leader was there we would have done better. You never see us blame our losses cause a leader was missing. Really LT, become Independent don’t.
  • “I am very proud of you guys. Once again, we made it to sizes of 20-30.” No, just no during the pre battle maybe you got 25+. Then you just lost it all, lol had about 10-15 the entire battle.
  • “Nachos are lucky they have babysitters. We’re not the army that has to bring their retired leaders back in power so they can win.(tanman, person, puckley, joker, etc)” TanMan was the only one to re-join. There is nothing wrong with helping his old army, Person rarely comes on, but he doesn’t help us on  CP. Puck is only an advisor. Blue paints idiotic comment “Since when isn’t advisor a rank in an army?” It’s never been a rank. It’s just to give advice it’s his choice to go on CP or not, he is not obligated to. I have not even re-join nor have I really considered re-joining.
  • “So the judge says it was a tie
  • Nuff said

Now onto your idiotic post comparing us to DCP first gen:

  • LOLWUT, were you guys even alive during DCP’s first gen?
  • “Battle was basically already over, since a battle is supposed to be 30 minutes and we stayed 40(8:40 PM EST). And you never added any time limit or anything, so it’s obviously an invalid argument. You started running around trying to play hide and seek, and then you expect us to follow you everywhere because you’re too pussied out to fight us? Well, no.” No, no only tournaments have time limits, moron.
  • “And i think you guys are getting so desperate to win that you are getting THAT LOW. The claiming rule was abolished a few months ago, so i don’t see why you still talk about claiming. And from your pictures, you claimed 2 rooms, not 5. The minimum is 5, anyway. So you double-failed.” Already explained this on my counter arguments on inavsion of Wool socks
  • “And another thing, why does Hurricanex say he claimed Icebox? I’m pretty sure we fought on Icebox because Big snow was full, but still, if anyone won, the server would be Big snow, not Icebox.” If a server is full you go onto a a different server, you idiot.
  • Also if you’re going to call someone the “r word” make yourself look smart, and use proper grammar.

Now, LT one more question how much longer till you die again? 😉

 

~Former.Nacho.Leader Joker

Nacho Story Competition: The Stories.

Hello there, Chrisi here.

Well we have reached the deadline for the Nachos Story competition, and I’m here to present to you the stories! The results of who won will be out on SUNDAY, It was going to be tomorrow, but I figured it would be better to space it out :P.

[Oh, a little note, ACP WE MEAN NO HARM TO YOU THROUGH THIS, before they like over-react and declare war 🙄 ]

Spiff’s Story

Title: N/A

My story. Chapter 1. One day the nacho named Bob was walking along the border trenches of Blizzard, on border patrol. It had been a long day, with the Army of ClubPenguin attacking them over 10 times that day. The Corpses of green colored penguins dotted the blasted landscape of churned up earth and blasted crators. The rotting stink of green flesh was visible from the trench Bob was stationed in. Bob’s M.A5 Guitar Rifle was strung across is back, with his tattered pancho flapping gently in the breeze. He lost his Sombrero a couple of hours ago, a damn lucky shot from a enemy soldier. His gun clipped his Sombrero in two. Bob was still waiting for a replacement. As he continued to walk lazily along the trench, a soldier by the rank of Sgt mouthed out the words: “Incoming, ACP!” A leap of terror surged in Bob but he shoved it down as he remembered how pathetic the ACP were. He heard the incoming screech of nacho “Cheese” fighters, which unloaded yellow sticky acid, or “cheese” onto the enemies. He joined up with a couple of his fellows, and aimed down the site of his rifle. The enemy was marching in formation, their roman helms glistening off the sun. He grew to hate ACP, and all they stood for. Naturally, the ACP soldiers died as easily as wheat before a scythe. A flicker of hope rised in Billy’s heart as the enemy infantry died. The Hope got squashed as soon as metal trangsports in the shape of a square charged forward, with giant mortars that fired pepto bismol from Oagal’s basement, which was incredibly toxic to Nachos. He screamed in horror as one ACP Square tank fired and hit the very trench where Bob was stationed. Chapter 2. Bob woke up several meters from where he orginally was. He stood up, already finding ACP scaling the trench he was stationed. Steaming mad, Bob withdrew is Maraca club, and charged into the trench, smashing the skull of a acp soldier, and pummeling the beak of another. He saw a ACP Commander, and was certain that he was a Commander, as for ACP, the higher the ranks, the fatter you are. This guy was bloated, eating a hotdog in the middle of battle. He was barking out orders, with peices of hotdog flying out. The Nametag read “Kenneth100” , Bob, angry with losing his friends at the hands of this arrogant a$$, charged towards him, bashing the unfortunate enemy soldiers as he charged. One of Kenneth’s bodyguards charged up to meet Bob, but didnt even get to lift his weapon as his head was blown off by Bob’s underslung rifle. Bob yelled a challenge at Kenneth, The blob turned his head, panting from the effort, Bob capitilized on his advantage, and sprung up from the trench and rammed into him. He bounced off, but he was able to knock the ugly wrech on his back, and the guy couldnt get up. Bob had to fight off two acp newbs to get up, and suffered a bruise on his eye for the effort. He swiftly silenced the two enemies, coldy calculating his strikes. He then jumped over the trench, ran over to Kenneth (The fat blob was still trying to get up) and in a single, fluid stroke, bashed his head in. He heard the meowing of incoming C.A.T tanks (Central Attack Tank) that went, meow, meow MEOW, ME-F*CKING-OW!!!! And shot out a bright beam on energy that chewed threw all of ACP’s tanks. Incinerating countless numbers of soldiers. Chapter 3. The ACP was in full retreat. “Methinks Blizzard is safe for another day” Billy muttered to himself. He rushed back to the barracks, fatigue creeping in on him. He jumped on his standard issue hammock and fell asleep to the sound of long range cheese cannons and the vibrating ground, cuased by the rumble of a whole armoured company of C.A.Ts. ~The End~

Restephe’s Story

Title: “Stay Frosty- Prologue”

The lone soldier trudged through the desolate area that was once the great city of Blizzard. The wind whipped at his face, bitter and cold–almost identical to his calculating brown eyes, hardened from the cruelty of war. Despite the freezing temperature, the soldier could feel sweat building steadily along his brow, which had furrowed in frustration as he sauntered through the wreckage. Captain Retsphe readjusted his bulletproof sombrero so that it shielded his eyes from the sun, which was beating down on his aching back mercilessly. He marched on, desperately attempting to ignore the grueling weather conditions. Eventually–after many hours of travel–the Nacho had reached his destination: Camp Guantánamo. He swept his gaze around the camp, which had been quite hastily set up by his fellow Nacho troops in the desert, briefly inspecting his surroundings; the oasis seemed to be suiting their needs sufficiently, at least. He spotted General Chrisi Blule, one of three generals of the Nacho Army, eying a recruit warily. “Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” General Chrisi inquired suspiciously. “Of course I do,” the recruit responded confidently from under a Cat Tank, grabbing at a wrench. However, as Retsphe strutted closer, he could see that Chrisi didn’t look nearly as sure as the recruit sounded. “Need any help?” he questioned. “Nah, I got this,” was the recruit’s response. The captain glanced at Chrisi, who simply shrugged and mouthed, “What else can I do?” Retsphe let out a chuckle, then went straight into soldier-mode. Throwing Chrisi a salute, he announced, “No survivors were found in Blizzard, sir! Searched for two days and made my way back. Fresh LAV tracks were found on the road to White House, so I came as fast as I could!” “Damn ACP,” Chrisi growled. “Very well. Captain, make sure this recruit didn’t f*** up too badly. I’m going to check on the rest of the company. Dinner’s at 1800.” Captain Retsphe nodded dutifully, stomping over to survey the recruit’s work. Suddenly, the alarm sounded, loud and sharp, cutting through the still air like a thorn-sharp blade. “WE’RE UNDER ATTACK!” the recruit yelled, panicking. “No s***, sherlock!” Retsphe shouted in response, smacking the recruit across the face, before beckoning to two other recruits. “Now, get in that Cat Tank and drive, fool!” The recruits bolted towards them as the engineer scratched the back of his neck nervously and stated, “B-but you–I–” “I DON’T CARE!” the captain roared impatiently. “GET THE F*** IN THAT CAT TANK!” “Aye, sir!” the recruit yelled, saluting and shaking, before clambering hurriedly into the tank after the duo of other recruits. “Hey, cap’n! Here!” General Chrisi Blule called, tossing an ACR with Holographic Sight to Retsphe. The captain caught it easily with one hand and loaded it, giving the general a thumbs-up and tossing a thanks over his shoulder as he rushed to battle. As he ran to the entrance of the camp, all hell broke loose. Deafening explosions sounded overhead as grenades and flashbangs were tossed, almost carelessly, by invading ACP soldiers. ACP tanks rolled into the camp, narrowly avoiding a few tents that were based around the entrance, firing machine guns madly. ACP infantry sprinted in waves, running desperately after the tanks; the soldiers on the front lines were clearly inexperienced, and possibly untrained. Bullets hailed upon the Nacho soldiers, but nobody had been injured thus far thanks to the poor marksmanship of the Army of Club Penguin. “RETURN FIRE, NACHOS!” Retsphe declared, already looking down his sights. Firing a few rounds at each ACP soldier to save ammunition, Captain Retsphe slowly inched his way towards the invading troops. Two of the tanks had already been taken out by RPGs as three Nacho-made Cat Tanks rolled into the raging battle, launching missiles and raining bullets on the now-disorganized ACP unit. Dust clouds rose under the massive, thundering Cat Tanks. The gravelly voice of Ads354, another Nacho general, reached Retsphe’s ears. “CHARGE, ALPHA COMPANY!” Releasing a war cry, Retsphe rushed the ACP, firing madly, ducking and weaving around the heavy fire. Just within his peripheral vision, the captain caught a glimpse of a sphere as it rolled through the sand near a small cluster of Nacho troops. Launching his own grenade at the enemy, he ran over and rolled onto the ground, grasping the frag in the same instant. “GRENADE! MOVE!” he called, simultaneously flinging it at the enemy, instantly taking out 5 troops. However, it seemed, with every ACP soldier killed, two more appeared to take his place. “There’s too many of ’em!” Sergeant Harry Joe shouted. “Take out as many as you can,” Retsphe commanded, firing a few rounds of his own. “We’re getting the hell out of here.” Tossing back his head, he bellowed, “REEEETREEEAAAAT!” Ads looked surprised as he simply stared at Retsphe. “Wh-what? ARE YOU CRAZY, CAPTAIN?!” “No,” Retsphe answered, “but I value my life–as well as my company’s lives!” “He has a point, Ads,” Chrisi consoled, grabbing his arm and yanking him away. Ads tore his arm out of Chrisi’s grasp, letting out a final war cry as he rushed the enemy like a madman. “ADS!” Chrisi yowled. “I got him,” Retsphe shouted. “Get the rest of the Nachos outta here!” “What? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET YOUR A** BACK HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT! THAT’S AN ORDER!” “And that’s one order I can’t follow!” Retsphe retorted, charging after Ads like a mad bull as the other Nacho troops regrouped and surged towards Chrisi, beginning to run in the direction of Fort Fjord. “RETSPHE!” was the last thing Captain Retsphe heard as he quickened his pace, straining his leg muscles as much as he could to get to Ads–who, by the way, had somehow managed to hold his own for the few seconds he had been fighting solo. “Ads, c’mon! We’re getting out of here!” Retsphe called, firing from the hip as he rushed to get to Ads. “NO F***ING WAY!” “ARE YOU CRAZY?” Retsphe demanded as ACP began to charge, surging forth like a wave during high tide. “Fine, if I can’t take you peacefully, I’ll take you with me by FORCE!” With that, Retsphe rammed his ACR into Ads’s skull, instantly knocking him out cold. He picked him up by his arm, throwing him carelessly onto his back. Pulling a pin from a grenade with his teeth and tossing it behind him, Retsphe began to run. However, his attempts were in vain. A grenade exploded from somewhere behind him, and the force of the impact of the explosion threw him onto the ground and into the hard, compact sand; Ads went flying into the air and landed a short distance away. A raindrop landed onto Retsphe’s battle-scarred face as thunder roared angrily in the distance. Rolling onto his back and squinting up at the ominous figure towering above him, he let out a frustrated growl. “Give up yet?” Oagalthorp growled, voice laden with hatred, loading and aiming a simple revolver at the Nacho soldier. “Never,” Retsphe spat, his own voice dripping with contempt. “Then,” Oagal began, sneering, “I guess you won’t be getting that second-in-command position I promised you.” “Your words are laced with lies,” Retsphe answered, grinding his teeth. “And yours are a waste of breath!” Oagalthorp exclaimed, aiming a brutal kick at Retsphe’s side. The Nacho captain howled in pain as the combat boot made contact with his left flank, shutting his eyes tightly. “Very well. I have no other choice…” And with that, Oagal aimed carefully and pulled the trigger. TO BE CONTINUED…

Crazy Bule’s Story 

Title: A Very Nacho Story

Nachos from around the world all coming together to form one army. But listen the first time I finished this story I accidently deleted it. The second time I wrote it my computer went wack so I had to start over AGAIN!! This is from memory when I interviewed the people. I know its not going to win because its so put together but i literally did this in 10 minutes. I know I was supposed to write a story but we are the story people coming together as one! We have our own adventures that we dont need to make up. thanks for your understanding.- Crazy Bule Harr Joe- UK Harry Joe was a part of the Gold Team but she was looking at the Allies page and found ACP she went on but didnt think it was right for her. Next, she tried Nachos and it looked like the right army for her. She joined and went on chat where she talked to Dj Dan Diaz1. I asked her if she has ever said ello to the govnor and she said yeah and he was ugly XD. I also asked her if she like tea and scones and she said she liked tea but not scones.. I asked her what it was like in the UK she said calm and peaceful and really nice but it rains A LOT!!! Next, I asked her about her input on the American vs. British war (you know the one in the 1700’s) she said she loved history but that war really bored her but she did think it was fair that England taxed the colonist. Lastly, I asked if they had the food nachos where she lived and yes they do. Thank you Harry Joe who is now Staff Sergeant and loyal to Nachos Sharpy101- Ireland Sharpy joined Nachos in 2009 because everyone was joining a big army and Nachos looked fun. He retired in 2010 but couldnt stay away when he rejoined in late 2010. His take on Ireland is rainy but pretty nice sometimes. I asked him if there was a special place in Ireland that he likes and he said River Shannon. It is a long river that goes right through the country. I asked him if he ever found the pot of gold… but he said no, however his mom said she thought she heard a leprechaun Irish dancing outside her house when she was little but it was just a drainage pipe.. XD I asked him if his shoes had buckles on them but he said no just the normal NIKE and DC with the laces. Lastly, the most important question I asked him if they had the food nachos in Ireland but he said they only really have them in Cinemas (Movie Theatres) Sharpy101 is the current 3ic of Nachos and I thank him for being a part of this. Winterburn13- Canada Winter joined nachos because it looked fun. He says dowtown Vancouver is speicial to him. Canadians dont realy say like hay der and stuff. In Canada it is always cold!!!!! Winter thinks America is okay but thinks we have our problems…… I asked if Canadians really had bad teeth but he said that was the British (he said it no me). Thank you Winterburn13 mod in the Nachos. Molly/Farl- Phillipines Have you ever been?- No Would you go?- Depends on the season.. What do you know?- Its HOT Do they have food nachos?- Yes Alessa- Italy Have you ever been?- No Would you go?- Yes! What do you know?- Its cultural Do they have food nacho?- She doesnt know but since its cultural I assume so. Nacho Facts… Nachos are the most craved food by pregnant women. The guy who invented nachos (the food) middle name is “Nacho” Person has the most nacho videos!!! 40!!! MY gramamar sucks in this but I did it in 10 minutes after my other two copies were deleted!!!

Bloopah’s Story

Title: “Once upon a time” 

 “Once apon a time-” “HEY WAIT” “What?’ “I don’t know. Story seems boring already.” “Oh, and I suppose you can do better!” “Sure. Ready to hear a realy story?” “Whatever.” The Real Story _________________________________________________________ Okay, one day a little girl, named Marian, was on her computer as usual. She was bord. Sick of FaceBook, sick of YouTube, but most of all; SICK of Club Penguin. She was twelve years-old and Clubpenguin just wasn’t for a twelve year-old kid. So, she wanted to do something fun on her computer. And with that, out of bordom, she started searching up random stuff on Google. She was getting desprite so she typed in ‘Club Penguin’ and clicked ‘OK’. She knew it would just come up with the website, but her eyes bugged out when the computer finished loading. “What the-” And this is what she saw: ACP: The Official Army of Club Penguin “Woh.” Her eyes still bugging out. Still, she was yet to know that millions of armies gaurd their terrortory in Clubpenguin. She click the link. It took her to this…uh..green website. Everthing. Green. She saw a another link marked ‘Chat’ and so she clicked it. She looked at her little chat icon. It was green as well. “Oh great,” she muttered. “More green.” But before she could blink it turned blue. She moved her mouse overthe blue, person-shaped icon. This is what she read: Xat Online Member Then she looked at her name. “Pookie Lips?” She said. “Wow. Stupid name but whatever.” Then she realize people talking to each other, through the chat. She typed something in for a test. This is what she typed: “Hi. Anyone know how to change your Xat name?” She waited and read. Then she saw someone’s reply to her: “Yeah, just click on it.” And so she did. She changed her name to ‘Awesome Loler’ Picked a picture, and went back to chat. Someone must’ve seen her name because they said: “‘Awesome Loler’? What a stupid name, noob.” She left the chat and went back to Google. This is what she searched up: Club Penguin armies. She skipped past the first one; she knew it’d be ACP again. Then she saw it- “The Nachos of Club Penguin! Perfect!” She clicked the linkAgain, she went to a chating website. Her pawn was green again, but it turned blue after a little while. She saw blue pawns, like hers, green pawns, like hers used to be, white pawns, orange pawns and- “GOLD PAWNS?!?” She said aloud. She saw her name was still ‘Awesome Loler’, and thought about changing it. Then she saw some one, but he was being nice. Not mean, like everyone else. “Hi, Awsome Loler. I’m Tan. Welcome to the Nachos!” He was one of the ones with a gold pawn. “Hi, Tan. Where exactly am I?” She typed in. And then the same person replyed: “You’re in Nacho chat. If you want to join, go to the Join page.” “The Join page?’ She typed. “No, your Mom’s page.” This was a different person she realized. “Here, click this: http://atomic-temporary-5366444.wpcomstaging.com/join-here/&#8221; “Great, just what I need. More links.” But she didn’t type that. She just clicked the link quietly. When she was there, She read carfully on how to join. So, she joined. She back to chat. She typed this: “I joined Tan! What now?” “You’ll figure it out.” He said. A day later, she went back to the website. This time she clicked on Ranks. She pressed the buttons it said to: Ctrl + F. She typed in her CP name. ‘AwesomeLoler23’ Her name was listed at private. “Cool! I’ve just joined an army!” She said joyfully. And she went over to chat. From That Day On, She went to events, recruited, and went to chat. And in 2 years, she led the Nachos through victory. She said Nachos DIDN’T be too mean. ACP was really mean to her, they abused her. So she left for a better army. THE END

Patrick’s Story

Title: “The Greatest Day in Nacho History”

The Greatest Day in Nacho History

December 2, 2013

Nacho Headquarters, Fjord

Task Force Nachos

07:26

“Assemble the Task Force” Said Chrisi.

“Right away sir” Replied Sharpy.

Sharpy went to his officer and paged the members of Task Force Nachos. Within 2 hours the whole team arrived, Patrick2143 and Warrior99 were the two leaders of Task Force Nachos.

“Make your way to the conference room, General Chrisi will meet you there.” Ordered Sharpy.

“What do you think is happening”? Asked a member of the Task Force.

“I don’t know, but I know we can do it.” Replied Warrior

Task Force Nachos made their way into the conference room; they were greeted by General Chrisi.

“Welcome Lads” Said Chrisi

“Damn Brit” whispered Patrick.

“Pardon”? Said Chrisi

“Oh nothing sir, just a little cough” Replied Patrick

“Well you better get rid of it because I am sending you into the meat grinder on this one, Yesterday I got information from our intelligence group in Northern Greenland that they have found a ACP Nuclear base, they intercepted radio signals that had information on a possible nuclear launch that would hit the major cities of all countries in Club Penguin. If they succeed the ACP will obtain total world dominance, we cannot let that happen.” Explained Chrisi

“Why haven’t we caught these bases on our satellite cams, and wouldn’t we have caught these radio signals earlier”? Asked Patrick

“The ACP base is actually located underground; it was disguised as a mining operation. So when we looked at the pictures from the satellite we just thought it was the ACP doing mining. To make it look even more legit they made the soldiers where mining uniforms. Their barracks was located 50 miles away, when we used thermal imaging we discovered that there was an underground tunnel leading from the mine to the barracks. If the ACP needed any defence at the mine they could send almost their whole army there. Once we had all this together we started listening in on their radios. The reason we didn’t pick it up is because they are now using a type of communication involving sounds. I can’t really explain it to you but when we got that type of radios for ourselves we were able to decrypt the codes.”

“Once we attack this base, shouldn’t we be invading the ACP shortly after”? Asked a Task Force member.

“Me and General Danny have been discussing this with other armies. They are all prepared for war. Once the attack on the base is complete the newly formed alliance will step up to the ACP and ask for their full surrender of arms. If they do not comply a war will erupt and will crush ACP. If they do comply the ACP will be cut down into size and have their military personnel cut down to 2000 people. Okay troops, you will be shipped off by helicopter by 16:00. Patrick and Warrior will plan out the attack with you over the time that you have… Do us good men, our life is at stake.”

15:45

Patrick looked up and saw the helicopter fly overhead and land on the pad 200 meters away. Guess it’s time to go. Said Patrick in his head.

“Okay boys, time to go save the world.” Said Patrick in his most confident voice.

The team of 6 got into truck and drove off to the helicopter pad. They checked and re-checked their gear, everyone was nervous.

Task force Nachos boarded the helicopter, the Nacho high command was on the runway. Saluting to the soldiers that were about to risk their lives, for the whole world.

“Okay guys, Warrior and I have the plan all set. Before we enter the compound we will need a sniper team to be based on this cliff over here, Snow globe and winter will be the snipers. You will need to take out the targeted guards on the base. After we enter the compound we will need to cut off the radio wires and the guard house. We will all meet at the underground bunker entrance then call in the Nacho forces to take the rest of the base while we clear the main bunker… let’s move.”

“Overlord this is Sniper team 1, requesting permission to take out the targeted guards.”

“Sniper team this is overlord, permission granted. Report back to overlord once phase 1 is complete. Over”

“All units, commencing assault. Fire, Fire, Fire.”

Three shots went off and 3 bodies fell to the ground… The attack began

“All assault units move in on your sectors, all subjects are hostile!” Said Patrick

Assault team 1 would be cutting the wires while assault team 2 clears the guard station, assault team 3 would sabotage any SAM’s or other air defence systems so  the Nacho forces could make their way into the compound.

“Task Force Nachos this is Overlord, we have a AC 130 entering your airspace. We are patching you through now”

“Task Force Nachos, this Is Viking 1-1. We are in your airspace and available for assistance.” Reported Viking 1-1

“Viking 1-1 this is Assault team 2, ACP armour is arriving on location. Requesting that you firing a couple 25mm rounds 5 kilometers north of the mine. That should get their attention.”

“Uhh, Task Force Nachos this is Viking 1-1. Firing 2 rounds 5 kilometers north of the mine.”

The ground shook as the two rounds hit the ground, all of a sudden the ACP erupted into total chaos. They started running to vehicles and speaking into radios.

“Looks like that worked” Warrior said with a chuckle.

“Okay troops let’s move in, it will be easier with most of the troops gone. But remember there are still cameras and guards around.” Said Patrick

Assault team 2 headed towards the Guard building, when Patrick got to the door he heard around 3 voices.

“I guess will just have to open the door and hope we can shoot them fast enough”

Patrick opened the door and saw that all three guards were on radios.

“Blizzard Alpine get in here, we are going to take these guys hostage.”

Blizzard, Alpine and Patrick took control of the ACP while assault team 1 cut the communication wires.

“GET DOWN NOW”! Screamed Warrior

An Apache helicopter flew into the mine, searching the area for any suspicious activity. The team was only meters away from the wire.

“We need to make a diversion!” Said a Nacho.

Warrior looked around and then spotted a radio laying on the ground, an ACP soldier must have dropped it in all the chaos.

“Snow globe, I need you to crawl over there and grab that radio. As soon as you pick it up radio that helicopter and tell them that the ACP troops over where the shots were fired are in need of assistance. If they ask for any more information say that you can’t talk right now, you are too busy at the scene.” Said Warrior

“Yes Sir” replied Snow globe

In a few moments the helicopter flew off and it was all quite again. Assault team 1 cut the wires and made their way to the bunker to link up with Assault team 2 and 3.

The engineers put a sabotage device on every air defence weapon, the device would make the missile fire and friendly missiles in the surrounding area. This would help if the ACP fired any missiles at the friendly helicopters flying into the base.

“Task Force Nachos this is Overlord, if possible I would like you to send two engineers into the tunnels to set up explosives that will go off if any vehicles travel through the tunnel. Friendly forces will clear the mines once the gain access to it.”

“Overlord this is Task Force Nachos, Copy your last. Be advised all SAM’s are offline and the radio wire has been destroyed. Start sending in Nacho Special forces to take control of the mine and the rest of the ACP in it. We are heading into the bunker as soon as you enter our airspace to neutralize the launching systems. Out” Said Warrior

All three teams arrived at the bunker. Patrick put reinforces charges on the door. Once the choppers arrived the team would enter the bunker.

“Okay guys listen up; when we enter the bunker there will be three tunnels, the two tunnels on the left. Those lead to the Nukes, we will not be entering those tunnels. The engineers will take guard in the security office where the 3 tunnels meet. Any ACP troops you see you will shoot, use silenced weapons and go for head/chest shots.” Said Warrior

As soon as Patrick saw the choppers fly above the mine he blew the door open. He just stepped in then an alarm went off, the team poured bullets into the security officer and cleared it in less than 30 seconds.

“Teams take your positions!” Ordered Warrior

The engineers set up at the security office will Assault team 1 and 2 made their way to the center of the bunker, where all the nukes were controlled.

“Team 1 and 2, circle the command room. We will all breach and take control, do not touch any buttons!” Said Patrick

Breaching in 3…2….1….

The Doors flew open and all the officers in the room dropped to the ground, dead in seconds.

“Overlord this is Task Force Nachos, phase 2 complete. What are our orders for these missiles?” Asked Warrior

Task Force Nachos this is overlord, well done. The ACP have ignored our request for surrender. You will be authorized to fire the Nukes at the ACP bases around the world. Grid cords go as follow Papa Rome 9 2 7 3 0 4. Fire at will”

“Copy your last overlord, Task Force Nachos out.” Said Warrior

“Patrick, go and get the keys from the commander. Put them into the slot and enter the cords. Press the fire button then let’s get the he!@ outa here!”

Patrick pressed the button then all the rockets fired, the ground shook so hard that warrior fell over while running to the door.

“Overlord this is Task Force Nachos, launch complete. Requesting pick up on helicopter pad above the base. Tell all friendly troops outside that we will be coming up the stairs and to watch their fire.”

“Task Force Nachos this is Overlord, proceed to landing pad. Special Forces have just been notified. The whole world is proud of you. See you at Fjord, out.”

Task Force Nachos made their way to landing pad to find a black hawk helicopter waiting for them. They all climbed in and made their way back to Fjord.

December 3, 2013

Nacho Headquarters, Fjord

Task Force Nachos

07:45

“Where here boys” Said Patrick

The helicopter landed on the pad and the doors opened, Task force Nachos walked out onto the runway. All of a sudden Talex (Former Nacho Leader) Threw jugs of Egg-nog at the team then pedaled away on a tricycle

“WHAT WAS THAT?” said Warrior after he refocused from that crazy egg-nog attack.

“I have no clue!” Said Chrisi greeting and shaking the Nachos hands

“The whole nation is proud of you boys, you saved the world from total disaster!”

Said Chrisi while putting medals of bravery on the Nachos coats.

“Oh by the way, I’ll be sending you guys into the heart of the Light Troops. We have received information that ACP generals are there. You will be briefed in the conference room tomorrow at 12:00. Sorry that you are being dispatched right after you got home, but the whole world is counting on you. Again.”

“That’s okay sir we’ll do anything that’s needed, especially when the world is a stake. Again”

Task Force Nachos walked off to the trucks, followed by news crews and security officials. Chrisi closed the ramp to the truck.

“Easy Day Sir” Said Warrior

“Easy day.” Said Patrick with a smirk

Note due to there only being 3 stories submitted, I’m offering people who would like to submit a story to email it to me by the 2nd, Ask for my email via xat.

Well done to those who submitted stories.

~Chrisi Blule

Defend Fjord From the Yellow Menace [TODAY!][NOV. 30TH]

>>>FJORD SERVER<<<

Click HERE to come to chat or go to http://xat.com/nachoarmy for further battle orders!

As a member of the Nacho Army, you should understand the importance of Fjord to the Nacho Empire. From base of operations in the Golden Age to the last glimmer of hope that the Nachos held on to during the dark ages, Fjord has been with us through good and bad times. Today, the Nachos had a less than spectacular performance, which happens. We are not a perfect army, and sometimes an unfortunate number of troops have something else to do during the time of battle. The soldiers are  NOT being blamed for today’s loss, but instead the circumstances that were inevitable.

The only way that we will rebound from this is to show up with large numbers and an attitude that says “WE WILL PROTECT THIS HOUSE!” The Light Troops are an army with a history of abuse and malicious harm to all armies through their antics. Will you stand for an abomination of an army to take our beautiful capital, Fjord? I may be retired, but I will always be a Nacho and it will always be my duty to help the army defend Fjord. The day that the Light Troops conquer our great Fjord shall never come– and only you can prevent this possibility.

The Nachos have 5 YEARS of EXCELLENCE under our belts, and all of you are representing the current generation. What will the future generations of Nacho say if an army like the Light Troops defeated the Nachos on their capital? Such an event should not even have to be suggested as long as every Nacho soldier who can be on at the time of battle, is on and ready to fight. If you are a true Nacho, you will do all that you can to defend Fjord on Wednesday, November 30th!

DEFENCE OF FJORD

Date: Wednesday, November 30 (LT said November 31st, lol)

Server: Fjord Server

Time:

8:00 Eastern(EST)

7:00 Central(CST)

6:00 Mountain(MST)

5:00 Pacific(PST)

1:00 AM United Kingdom(UK)<<Not Expected

11:00 AM Australian (Will be Friday )<<Not Expected

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Have faith in your leaders through this battle, and success will be plentiful.

***Person1233***

Invasion of Ice Cube

Start logging onto ICEBOX SERVER(We’re fighting there cause Icecube is full and a safe chat server) but we’re still fighting for Ice Cube!

Click HERE to come to chat

Big Snow – Welcome to The Nacho Army!

Hello Nachos,

Today we defeated the Light Troops and have taken their server, Big Snow. We maxed around 22 penguins thru out the whole battle. Our tactics were good but not great. Today I would rate us as a C+. Also Light Troops logged off before the battle was over and we claimed more rooms.

Pre-Battle:

Battle:

Also in the “Invasion of Wool Socks”, which we won, the Light Troops claimed we did not win because we did not “claim” any of the rooms. So in this invasion, I decided to “claim” the rooms just because Light Troops bit**ed about it.

Although this tactic was not too god, we claimed the Mine! [Room 1]

In this picture, we claimed the Pool, we said “WE CLAIM THIS ROOM” because “WE CLAIM THE POOL” does not show up. [Room 2]

In this picture, we claimed the Boiler Room! [Room 3[

In this picture, we claimed the Night Club! [Room 4]

And finally, we claimed the Town! [Room 5]

So Light Troops, any excuses this time? We claimed 5 rooms and you logged off first when we’re invading[real smart there lol]. And if you claim that we “retreated” we are the ones invading, we are suppose to move room to room. 😉

No excuses LT; Nachos won.

❗ Comment if made it ❗

~Nacho Owners