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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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    View the complete list of our achievements and awards by clicking HERE.

    Notable Tournament Championships

    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII

    Achievements

     

>>>ICE BREAKER,SNOW FORTS<<<

❗ ICE BREAKER, SNOW FORTS ❗

SERVER: Ice Breaker

DATE: Friday, 21st October(TODAY)

TIME:

  • 2:00pm Penguin Standard Time
  • 5:00pm Eastern (EST)

  • 4:00pm Central (CST)

  • 3:00 pm Mountain (MST)

  • 2:00 pm Pacific (PST)

  • 10:00pm UK (GMT)

ARMIES: Nachos vs ACP

ENEMY: ACP vvvv

Hello, Nachos, Billy Mays here to inform you about an upcoming PB where we will fight the ACP. I think we can win this battle, but all of you need to show up and try your hardest, if you want to win it. The PB will take place on Friday the 21st of October, just before the CPACSS will end, where I think we will be fighting ACP again for the title of champion for this tournement. If we give it all our all, follow orders, and just have a generally fun time and not get upset with what happens, I can say that it will be a good time for us, win or lose. We have had a long rivalary with ACP, and we need to prove that we can still beat them. Have a good day, and I hope you can make the event.

Comment if you can make it!

Ohey Nachos

                  Hey Nachos, I’m Spiff, the Nachos News Guy. i’m gonna be doing entertainment posts!

 

Yeah, sorry about that….. I’ll be doing something called BattleNet, which I will explain later, and you guys are probably thinking by now, ZOMG Y WOULD THE LEEDERZ HYER A RANDOM NOOB!!!!shift1!11!!!!1

Well I’m not.

  •  I”ve led a major army.
  • I helped make temppahs and Fidos career.
  • I invented a tactic.
  • And helped numerous armies grow and conquer.
  • I’m also awesome.

 So yeah, I’m not a noob. And what I plan to post about is this(This is what battlenet will be about):

  1. Reviews- Talk about how a battle went, what we could’ve done better, etc.
  2. Up coming battles- Who we’ll face, prior thoughts, etc.
  3. Random Stuff! -Self explanatory.

  

 

 So yeah, I’m also a fan of the troll face.

Well bye!

~Spiff~

 

Results of the PB with DW!

Hello Nachos,

Today we battled it out with the Dark Warriors for more than an hour! It was a long an intense battle and I can say was that it was amazing. We both fought to our fullest and we had an amazing performance. As anyone would say, we were basically playing tug-of-war. We had the upper-hand at times and they had the upper-hand at times.

Click “Read More” to find out more about the battle!

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Declaration of Freedom

This is a speech. About freedom. About opportunity. About respect. About life. About….all of the named. You ain’t going to get anywhere with what YOU want, now are ya? Clearly, you ain’t. I call this the Declaration of Freedom. If you like what you see, then you best be off continuing with what I gotta say about this matter.

You see, life is like a box of chocolates, you ain’t gun’ know what’cha gun’ get. Unfortunately, you’d expect less from something like this. What are Nachos? A delicious Mexican snack consisting of tortilla chips and melted cheese? Not here, we’re a group of kids brought together by the internet to ‘make a difference’ in this little region of our world.

Freedom.

You’d expect such a little thing as freedom to be given here. Right? Nope. Here, your lives are ran by your leaders. They are an oligarchy, nothing else. Everything in the army is decided by them, not you. They say you have a freedom of speech, but what difference does it make if they take it away from you? Empty promises.

Opportunity.

Yes, a lot can be done in this little ClubPenguin world. You could create an army, a successful army that reigns as the supreme. You could take on anyone with no fear, create greatness, and leave a legacy behind you. Good luck with that. With armies, you’re bound by those armies to serve and fight for them, as if you were of a lesser kind. You will rise up those ranks, and then be the next dictator of an army you hated, but stood by with because they told you you’re important. You weren’t raised in the right way, and people are going to wonder why you follow that path. Empty promises.

Respect.

Respect is earned, never given. Those you look up to might only be that way because they demand to be listened to. They didn’t earn your respect, they bought it with their power. Once you get to their position, if ever, you’ll be the same way. You’ll be looking for respect, maybe you’ll even beg to be respected. It ain’t gun’ get ya nowhere. You want respect? Earn if from your fellow friends, not from those above you asking for it. You’ll look back on it eventually.

Life.

Why even cover this? Because, you know it’s true. What you see in this ClubPenguin world, you might see in life. You’ll meet perverts, geniuses, and just plain retards. You have to deal with all of those, and more. Maybe ClubPenguin Armies are just something you do cause you’re bored. Why not make something of your life? Get inspired. Get an idea. Get something out of your free time. Sure, if you choose to spend it here, then that’s fine. But why not create ideas together? If we’re bound to be here by some ‘great fate,’ then make use of it. You won’t be here forever, but your past always will.

Maybe this post helped you, maybe it was a waste of time, but you’re just about done reading. Hopefully, you see what I’m trying to get across: be yourself. You know what those 4 traits are that I listed, why not pay attention to them? Pay attention to what I said, because you probably know what I’m saying is true. If you don’t like how you’re treated, then why not act? A rebellion is worth it if it will induce a change. How about you create a revolution for the people, by the people, of the people and see where it will take you.

~King of Rage

Here We Come BW!

Hello Nachos,

Today was an AMAZING day for us. We got over 30+ on CP against SWAT! SWAT put up a good fight but in the end we won! Good job today guys!

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Just wanted to say hello.

Hola Nachos!  I’m Alessa and I am your new 3ic.  I am honored that I was chosen as a 3ic for this army.  I hope I do not disappoint.  I have been with the Nachos for a while now and it has always been a goal of mine to get to this spot.  I think I’m the 5th girl to get owner here, but I’m not 100 percent,  if I am wrong please correct me.  So, I just wanted to introduce myself  and inform you guys about this.

~Your Wishes~  -Scottish Alessa-

P.S. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t99ULJjCsaM&list=FLURPMXFvRgjIo3UgIwaPbAA&index=63  ❤

The Nacho Army News

Hello, Billy Mays, I think that we need to make more posts, but not just pointless posts, fun/infomative posts. We will be having a Nacho Army news atleast once a week. In the Nacho Army new post, you can learn about the Nachos’ history, see viral videos and funny pictures, get infomation about the armies they you didn’t know, and much more. There will be a daily poll on the site for each post that we post so the troops can pick things, and the leaders can see things that the troops want that will help the army overall. These are all just some of things I want to cover in the Nacho Army news, if you have ideas about what you want to see in the news, tell me on chat, I love to hear new ideas. They can better the army you know :D.

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Some Updates

Hola Nachos!  It’s Time689 here, you’re 2nd in Command.  I have been inactive lately, but that will change.

Today I wanted to talk about what has been happening, and what will happen.

So these are our owner ranks right now:

 General: Billy Mays, Ads354,  Danny

 Lieutenant General: Time689, Retsphe

 Major General: Chrisi Blule, Slobbysnake (Hades/Dvorak), Alessa298

I would like to congratulate Danny on leader and Alessa on 3ic!  Good job!

Since Talex stepped down, we have Ads, Danny, and Billy as leaders right now.  They are all friends, and friendship is key in leadership.  You like the leadership right now?  Comment what you like/dislike about it, it would help us greatly!

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Another topic I wanted to cover was, staying active.

You want to keep getting promoted?  You want to still be liked by people?  Be active!  I have not been doing this lately, but as I said earlier in this post, I will change that.

Let’s talk about school and CP Armies.

School > Club Penguin Armies

Make sure you get homework done before battles.  Keep your grades high, and don’t fail. (Yes, yes I sound like your mother, but it’s the truth)

Remember,

Your body > Your family > Your life > School > Club Penguin Armies

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The last and final thing I wanted to talk about is the segment I made, ‘In the Eyes of…”

Since I have been inactive lately, and myself partially forgetting about it, it hasn’t been done.

Note to all members:  Make a post that you would want to be a post on the Nacho Site. (Nacho related/CP warfare related)

Make a post, then post it on a site, if you need help posting it on a site, Private Chat me on chat.

Thanks for reading my post,

*Throws smokebomb*

 

***Time***

Bye

I have to step down from my leadership position. I am stepping down since I will not be able to continue to be active due to my upcoming schedule, and this army does not deserve a inactive leader.

“If you’re going through hell, keep on going” – Winston Churchill

PS. This is not a retirement, I will still be on chat and go on CP with you guys. Just less.

 

-Talex

This Can’t Happen

Aloha! Recently, the Nachos haven’t been doing so great because it seems that we don’t care. We have been getting around 15, maybe 25+ if we were lucky to be honest. I believe that we aren’t trying hard enough because if we were, I know we would have been getting around 45+ and would have been number one by now. Where are our troops? October isn’t a great month for us because it’s a month later after the beginning of school, but I know they don’t have a lot of homework to do. I know you don’t spend all day doing homework because if you did, there is something wrong with your school. You probably spend more time on video games than homework, why not transfer that focus to us? I’ll be a hypocrite because I play my PlayStation 3 A LOT, but they are atrocious to your brain. It’s not like me to be telling you what to do with your daily schedule, but please make time for us. We would be getting more than 40 two months ago, now we just lost 25 active people from the Nachos. Also, don’t we have around 70 active soldiers? Where are you?  That just shows that you don’t care about us and that we lost 50 good soldiers.

This month must be all about recruiting, around this time of year for the past couple of years, we have dropped major size. The only way we can get the troops back is by being a fun army like we used to be so I am asking you now, what do you think is fun to do? Do you like wars, chat raids, or pc’ing Talex nonstop until he can’t take it anymore (lol)? We are not the same army as we were during Zippy’s leadership or Aka’s, Pern’s, and Linkin’s leadership. Things have changed, some for the better and others for the worse. Personally, I love the Nachos and think it’s still fun to go on chat and talk to the soldiers. Back in 09′, we were the top dogs around CP, now it’s mainly ACP. They aren’t the best (no offense), I know we can become better than them because WE are the best and nothing can stop that from being true.

As of lately, I haven’t been so active because of two things. One, FIFA 12 came out two weeks ago and I am addicted to it. Two, this week has been “Anti-Bullying” week at my school and had to do tons of essays on why bullying is wrong. I am truly sorry for that, I’ll be more active by tomorrow and will try my best to lead the Nachos to greatness alongside Billy and Talex. The leadership will succeed, but if you have a problem with it, please talk to one of us. We could most likely fix anything that you are having trouble with, Nacho-related of course. Currently, we are number 3 on the top 10, that’s not good enough. We need to be the one’s who run this town, the alpha-males, the head honchos. I’ll tell you this, if I can be active, you can be active. So think about it once you join, will you be active here or are you joining just to join and say you were in this army? In the end, we will achieve what needs to be achieved, but for how long? Everytime we get to number 1m we lose it the next week. Let’s show everyone who we are, we are the Nachos, we are greatness, we are legends, but most importantly, we are family.

~Everytime I Come In Da Kitchen, You In Da Kitchen, Ads354~