Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
Hey Everyone, Oberst543 here. The PB Today was awesome and the Recruiting was even more amazing! So here are some pics from today’s PB and Recruiting
Salsa vs. Cheese Pictures!
Cheese attempts to hide in the Lighthouse, but Salsa quickly swarms in to fight them!
Salsa – 12 Cheese – 8
The Cheese Division then flees to the Beacon, but Salsa Members are already there and start Joke bombing them. Salsa – 13 Cheese – 6
Cheese then starts to leave Beacon for the Mine Shaft,
Salsa – 21 Cheese – 2
Anyways, Salsa did win today. Congradulations Salsa Division!
This is all I have of the PB, if you took more pictures of the PB go ahead and post the links in the Comments and i’ll add them onto this post!
Nacho Recruiting/Training Pictures!
And those are all the pictures that I managed to get today, you should feel proud for being a Nacho. Today was an AWESOME Day. I am impressed with all of you, keep up the good work guys.
Person1233 here, I’m making the post on the results of today’s practice battle! 😉 I must say that I was feeling a little pessimistic by 1:45 due to a lack of troops. There were only around 17 Nachos on Club Penguin at that time, and UMA were about equal to the Nachos. By the time 2:00 hit, however, I knew we had this in the bag because of our well-trained troops. For the first time in months, I witnessed a Nacho battle live. I must say that I am impressed. Billy Mays, Ads, Pie, and Tan kept great order during this practice battle, and lead fantastically. However, there efforts would have been nothing without all you troops that came out today.
The Nachos are perhaps more well trained now, than they were back in June 2009 when we were getting 60 troops at battles! Despite the fact that the Nachos only got around 30 Nachos at today’s battle, tactics were performed as fast or even faster than I’ve seen during my leadership. Once the Nachos rise to 45 troops per battle (next month), /we/ will be unstoppable. The only way this will happen, is with the dedication of the leaders, and of the troops. Keep doing what you’re doing 😀
Anyway, we won the practice battle today, here are the pictures.
^Battle begins, Nachos and UMA take different positions. Nachos:21 UMA: 16ACP: 1
^ First charge initiated. Joke bomb started by Nachos, UMA also joke bomb, I make out with a clock. Nachos: WTF UMA: How the hell am I supposed to know?
^ Both armies regroup into lines. I’m naked (as usual). Nachos:22 UMA: 17
^ UMA started the oil spill. Serious stuff, bro. Nachos: 20 ish UMA: 15 ish
^ People actually start to fire again. Nachos: 25 UMA: 13
^ Nachos sun bomb, I have no idea what the hell UMA is doing. Nachos: 24 UMA: 10?
^ Nachos keep their line while UMA regroup. Nachos: 25 UMA: 14
^ Nachos do a “money-bomb,” covering up UMA. Nachos: 20 to 23 UMA: Uhhhh
^ Nachos regroup, UMA regroups to bottom. Nachos perform cake bomb. Nachos: 27 UMA: 12 RPF: 3
^ Nachos charge UMA with a NACHOS bomb, pretty much disorganizing UMA. Nachos: 25+ UMA: 15-17
^ UMA almost covered in a Nachos bomb. I have no clue why there is a blue ring under Pie, I was on Per Son1233 Nachos: 25+ UMA: 8 to 11
^ UMA leader comes on Nacho chat to surrender. Nachos: 5 UMA: 1
I would like to thank every Nacho that took time out of their day to crush the UMA in this awesome practice battle. Your chances of promotion increase by 34.9%.
Hello, Nachos! We are having a PB with TG and I want to see 30-40. Now read ALL of of this post please!
TUESDAY, July 27th
Shiver, Snowforts
3 P.M est.
1 P.M MST
2 P.M. CST
12 P.M. PST
8 P.M UK
Remember to have fun!
Hello, Billy here I will be gone for the next month or so due to the fact that I’m to buzy your temp leader is………. TANMAN626. I want the Nachos to be getting 50-60 at events by the time I come back. Keep working hard and come on chat more also. I should be back by the time I go to school. Have a great rest of your summer because I will be very busy for the next few weeks with family concerts vacations etc…
Power to the Nachos
~Billy
Ads: This is our time to shine! We will beat TG because we are the best of the best. Let’s show everyone what we are made of and that we aren’t falling. THE NACHO ARMY IS RISING BABY!Just remember to do your best, no matter what, I will always be proud of you all.
Aloha! As the title says, I am going to introduce to you….. Wolfie, your new Ambassador. Good job to the Supreme Chat Advisers for working hard to even be in the election. Many of you have asked me, why wasn’t Folay in the election? Well, Folay didn’t want to be in the election because he didn’t think he deserved it, and that is a pretty brave thing to do. People would kill to become the new Ambassador, but Folay wanted to prove himself worthy first. Wolfie is a great guy and you will love him, but don’t get on his bad side. Congrats Wolfie!
P.S. Remember to come to the 3 events, look above for the information.
Hey Nachos Tan here. Well since the Cheese vs Salsa was cancelled due to the war against ACP we will have it now :D. For all you new people the Cheese vs Salsa is a battle where your put on one team (Cheese/Salsa) It will be like your team vs the other team but its only people in the Nachos fighting. Here’s the info.
WHEN:SATURDAY, JULY 24
WHERE:FJORD,START AT TOWN
WHY:CHEESE VS SALSASILLY GOOSE
TIMES:
4 PM EST
3 PM CST
2 PM MST
1 PM PST
9 PM UK (Correct me if im wrong)
This battle will be judged not on just numbers but also on tactics. Any retired LEGEND may help judge this battle.
Dont forget to read the post about cheese vs salsa and training below!
Aloha! It’s that time of month again where someone retires :(. My dear friend Icebird has decided to retire from the Nacho Army of Club Penguin. Because he is a retired 3ic, we will be having 3ic election. The Supreme Chat Advisers will be in the comment poll, sorry to other mod ranks. Each of the 3 SCA’s will make a speech, the soldiers will vote based on their speech and how the person is overall. You have to remember that this is not a popularity contest, hehe. I want you to vote on who you think will do the best job as 3ic. People you could vote for and their speeches:
San: “Hello I am San Chivas, you may perhaps now me. I am a Mexican Person and this is a CP army with the name of a mexican food, good combination huh? . If I get chosen to be Nacho 3ic I will make the Nachos ONE HELL OF AN ARMY! I will be friendly with everyone and I will always use all the time I have to get this army EVEN BETTER. This army needs someone with experience, I am that one with experience I will try to get PB´s with top 10 armies 1 every week and if not we would make some fun parties. I will be there for you on chat and if I become 3ic I would become Owner and I would help even more on chat. This army is in a rise.. and I am also in a rise, I WILL BECOME NACHO 3ic and I WILL MAKE NACHOS SUCCESS AND BECOME THE #1 ARMY IN ALL OF CLUB PENGUIN WARFARE FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL. My fellow Nacho troops.. if you vote for me not only will you have fun fighting for the Nachos but I will make you GET THE DIGNITY YOU SHOULD GET… as we become the #1 ARMY OF ALL CP WARFARE AND WILL BE THE BEST ARMY OF ALL TIME.So please Take consideration of me and give me this chance I will not let your down, I will make this army rise.
Take care”
~San Chivas
Shallow: “My fellow Nachos… (LOL George Bush quote xD)I am not a man of many words.In the past year I have seen us rise and fall yet everytime we fell I was there to see and help us rise on top again,and I promise you we shall rise again and stay risen for we are strong,we are united,we are NACHOS AND WE MARCH TO THE MARACAS’ song of war.Together we shall take back what’s rightfully ours and that’s the title of CP’s number 1 army.”
I am deathreaper and I approve this message.
Wolfie: “Hey Nachos, my name is Wolfie1215. I’ve been with this great army since May of 2009, Person1233′s ending months. I discovered the awesome sombrero-wearing soldiers from YouTube videos and seeing you on Club Penguin. I can remember trying to fight Joe’s IATW group… It may have been cheesey and meaningless, but it portrayed my loyalty to this army perfectly. We all can remember Person’s retirement–it was a sad day for the army. I didn’t know him much, but he was an amazing leader and I as happy to serve under him, even happier to serve in the army in general.
I’ve been in Nachos and helped out through thick and thin. I can remember a lot of things from my Golden Age in this army, such as Hockey Montana ( ). I remember running around CP with Person, yelling “YOUR PIZZA IS OURS!” We then logged off, came back on, and made a nude rape pile and line. So many good memories… The point is, since the day I joined,whatever happened in the Nachos: I was there. I will still be there till the day of my retirement, even if the Nachos go through yet another horrible depression.
I’m a loyal, proud, die-hard Nacho. I’m currently a Supreme Chat Advisor ( ) but I think with just one more rank I can help this army rise again. What happened to the old Nachos that maxed out huge numbers at events? The Nachos are sweltering with the heat of anger, scorching the hearts of our leaders and the carefree souls of new recruits. I could help the leaders by joining their ranks; I’ll turn these licking flames and embers of rage into an oasis of justice and our old Nacho power. I won’t be an oppressing leader; that, I can promise you. You know what else I can promise? That the Nachos will rise!
You may be asking yourself, “how could Wolfie possibly improve this epic army?” Well, it may be an epic army, but it’s falling. I would do anything in my power for the good of this army to help it rise back to it’s throne at the top of the Top 10 list. You know, give lower ranks a say in the army… keep Nachos active with lots of events… lots of CP raids and rape piles .
The old veterans may think that 2006-early 2008 was the Golden Age. Under me, we will bring a NEW Golden Age to the armies of Club Penguin. In our favor.
I’ll be responsible, active, and one of the best leaders you’ve ever seen. I’ll be nice to all of you great soldiers, answer your questions, do the best I can in general, and be the BEST 3ic this army has seen yet.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.”
That isn’t true in our case. Nachos aren’t equal; we’re better than our allies, enemies, and other competition. We’re even better than ACP–what’s the point of having huge numbers if you can hardly manage a few simple tactics?
We’re better than all the other armies out there. We are proud, we are strong, we are Nachos!”
Crazy: I may be late because I will be going to the dentist again. If I`m not there at all the highest rank their leads.
Sorry for the lack of posting about N.E.D, last week was a dissappointment, and we should really start working on our tatics.
Now one of the problems on Nacho Chat is that during N.E.D Events it gets confusing, we don`t know what division you are in, and when giving orders we don`t know who to give them to. That is why I have made an N.E.D Chat, all N.E.D events will now be on http://xat.com/NachoEuropeanDivision
Recruiting Info:
Date: Wednesday 21st July
Where: Ice Shelf
Times:
9:00 AM Pacific
11:00 AM Central
10:00 AM Mountain
12:00 PM Eastern
5:00 PM UK
NON EUROPEANS DO NOT COME, it interferes with the event
Nachos, as defined by dictionary.com, are “a snack or appetizer consisting of a small piece of tortilla topped with cheese, hot peppers, etc., and broiled.” This definition is essentially what the Nachos of Club Penguin are, a fun thing to do in between your day between your daily activities and such (a.k.a an appetizer).
Nachos, throughout the history of Club Penguin Warfare, were a ragtag group a friends who would go on Club Penguin and generally cause havoc and mischief, a counter to the Army of Club Penguin’s style of leading which was to preserve justice. No matter how many enemies we would be facing at once, the Nachos always based themselves around superior tactics and thinking to get themselves out of sticky situations. The Nachos also based themselves around becoming friends with one-another, which paid off in the long run for when orders were given, as Nachos would carry them out efficiently and effectivley. Indeed, the Nachos were/are the elite in a noob-run Club Penguin.
2. Joining the Nachos
It seems easy enough; go to the Join page and fill out the necessary requirements. Most people mistake the Join page as something that no one will look over. In actuality, this is what happens: You post a join comment, we moderate it until our person in charge of the ranks comes by and looks at it (in detail), then we place you in the area where we think you will do the best in, be it member or moderator.
What is your Club Penguin name?
-An essential part of joining, we need to know who you are in order to see where you are in Club Penguin, doing what against or for other armies.
Have you ever made or been in a Club Penguin army before?
-This is usually the ultimate decision for us in where to rank you. If you just joined Club Penguin and don’t know anything about armies, we will put you at a low rank to start the Nacho-Patented “De-Noobification Process”
If you have been in a CP army before, what was/is your rank in that army and what army?
-This question compliments the one above it nicely, because we do not rank you by the number of armies you have joined. We look the the armies that you have joined and see what ranks you were in each of them to determine your experience rating.
How did you find this site?
-We often use the answer of this question to determine where we should focus our recruiting efforts in. If you came from a YouTube video, we will start making more videos. If you came from Club Penguin, we will send out a group of people to go and recruit.
Do you promise to actually visit this site and attend scheduled events?
-We need to know if you are going to be loyal to the Nacho cause. If you do not come on to chat or read the site, you will most likely be fired or demoted.
What country do you live in?
-We really only need this question in case you need to be put into the Nacho European Division.
This is just a basic overview of joining the Nachos. Other editors please edit this in case you have something to say.
3. Chat
The Nacho Chatbox is the second most important thing you must do once you become a regular Nacho, preceded by getting on Club Penguin and followed by reading the site. The chatbox is where everything happens; friendships, comradery, and where orders are given out to the people on Club Penguin. Being on chat reguraly improves your chances of promotion by at least 50%, as then we know you are an active Nacho. On chat, you can also receive tips and tricks on how to better yourself as a Nacho in general. Thing to know about chat:
Main Owners
-The leaders of the army are the main owners. They run the army and make sure everything goes according to plan. Notable Main Owners: Ads, and Billy Mays.
Owners
-Pretty much the main owners in training. They are in charge of keeping order on the chat and making sure all of the chat rules are followed. Notable Owners: Pie, Aka, Cobra, and Joker.
Moderators
-This group of people are the ones in charge of keeping the large amount of members under control, just as the owners are in charge of keeping the moderators under control. You have become a distinguished Nacho once you have become a Moderator. Notable Moderators: Folay, Meadow, and most retirees.
Members
-The backbone of the entire army, and the largest group on the Nacho chatbox. These are the Nacho recruits and need to work a little bit to be known amongst the Nachos. No notable members since there are too many to name.
Guests
-When a chat is reset, the moderators and owners need to member the guests due to the fact that the Nachos guest enemies so they can’t read the chat. Being a guest isn’t fun either, because it’s also what the Nachos do the unruly Nachos to give them time to think about their actions.
Banned/Banished
-The most annoying of Nachos get banned. Don’t get banned and you will be ok 🙂
4. Your Name
On chat, it is important to distinguish yourself with a name that everyone will know you by. Don’t name yourself after your penguin on Club Penguin, unless it really is something creative and original. Come up with a instantly recognizable name that would make sense if it was put into Club Penguin Army Central (a.k.a CP Warfare’s Newspaper).
List of good names that have been used by Nachos:
Big Boss
Deathreaper
Quincey Adams
Billy Mays
(anything related to Anime)
These pictures were only used as references)
A short name that can fit into the user list without having to be clicked on is often the best kind of name you can have. Although we do allow it, please refrain from putting 600 smilies in your name, as they may have the chance to lag some users on the chat, and it also interfere’s with Aka’s pacemaker.
Choose a good picture for yourself to fit your name. Any name that paints a mental picture of someone is good, but you will need a picture to support your online identity. Please don’t use the XAT Icons, as you will most often be deemed as a noob.
I would prefer having a photobucket account due to xat using the site to upload pics to your profile in a separate page.
Again, put anything you need to add on here.
Epilogue
In the end, all that really matters in the Nachos is getting on Club Penguin, following orders, and making sure that you make some friends on the side to cheer you on to your cause. I myself have made friends in the Nachos that have been my friends for around 4-5 years now. But enough about me. This is your story, Nacho recruits. How you write it is up to you.
-Aka
Aka Edit: Example of a good comment:
Just a little food for thought for you Nachos. You don’t have to respond.
I’m Lieut. Josh, and I read the most recent post “How to be a Good Nacho” or whatever. I saw how the Nachos started out as a “ragtag group of friends” and it got me thinking. Is that what the Nachos are like now? Do we fight for fun and really think about why the Nacho Army was created in the first place, or do we fight to win and defeat enemies like ACP? Winning isn’t bad, it’s just that we should really consider the origins of the Nacho Army. Would its founders be happy of where it is today, or would they be disappointed that it’s lost its real point? The real point was having a hell of a good time, laughing with friends, and making ACP mad, just for fun. But what’s it turned to now? On chat, leaders are screaming at new recruits and others to get them to attack ACP or do what they want, which isn’t fair. Why should we care if we lose a few battles to ACP? The whole point of these armies is fun, right? Besides, we know we’re better than ACP anyway. Hell, this site has sometimes up to 4,000 views at a time when ACP has 20. Yes, 20. We already KNOW we’re better, so why do we have to give up fun and friends to get…even better? We’re good as is. Remember the awesome past leaders and crazy fun times, and that’s the Nachos for you. Let’s keep it that way.
Aloha! Since the wars had hurt us pretty bad, I’m going to schedule training and recruiting for the whole Summer. You have to remember that we must do this everyday in order to become the size of when Person lead. So this mean that, no being lazy, no complaining, and no retired people on during chat at these times. Also, we should make a tab for retired people so they don’t feel left out. Info:
Nachos: 25+ 
. If I get chosen to be Nacho 3ic I will make the Nachos ONE HELL OF AN ARMY! I will be friendly with everyone and I will always use all the time I have to get this army EVEN BETTER. This army needs someone with experience, I am that one with experience I will try to get PB´s with top 10 armies 1 every week and if not we would make some fun parties. I will be there for you on chat and if I become 3ic I would become Owner and I would help even more on chat. This army is in a rise.. and I am also in a rise, I WILL BECOME NACHO 3ic and I WILL MAKE NACHOS SUCCESS AND BECOME THE #1 ARMY IN ALL OF CLUB PENGUIN WARFARE FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL. My fellow Nacho troops.. if you vote for me not only will you have fun fighting for the Nachos but I will make you GET THE DIGNITY YOU SHOULD GET… as we become the #1 ARMY OF ALL CP WARFARE AND WILL BE THE BEST ARMY OF ALL TIME.So please Take consideration of me and give me this chance I will not let your down, I will make this army rise.
). I remember running around CP with Person, yelling “YOUR PIZZA IS OURS!” We then logged off, came back on, and made a nude rape pile and line. So many good memories… The point is, since the day I joined,whatever happened in the Nachos: I was there. I will still be there till the day of my retirement, even if the Nachos go through yet another horrible depression.
) but I think with just one more rank I can help this army rise again. What happened to the old Nachos that maxed out huge numbers at events? The Nachos are sweltering with the heat of anger, scorching the hearts of our leaders and the carefree souls of new recruits. I could help the leaders by joining their ranks; I’ll turn these licking flames and embers of rage into an oasis of justice and our old Nacho power. I won’t be an oppressing leader; that, I can promise you. You know what else I can promise? That the Nachos will rise!
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