Ok GT wants to take Fjord again but yet again they will fail because we can beat GT! Remember the battle vs ACP? We are stronger than GT is we can get the numbers we had last time and we can get the Nachos to be seen as number 1 again if we keep trying to show we are the strongest army. So we will be fighting GT on Fjord again. So have a good time owning GT and we will be fighting at our hardest right?

What: Defence of Fjord

When: Saturday June 12th

Where: All over Fjord

Times:

3 EST

2 CST

1 MST

12 PST

8 UK

COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT OR NOT!

WE WILL NOT LOSE ANYMORE, VICTORY IS OUR PATH!

NACHO UNTIL I DIE!

~Billy

Ads: This is going to be one hell of a battle and you don’t know how important this is. We need to win, we have to win, and we WILL win! All of the soldiers who make it besides owner, mod, and 1 before mod ranks will get a promo! Win or lose, we fight together. The Nachos are the best on the battlefield and will show no mercy to the enemy. Train and recruit. Don’t forget those two important things. Get on CP even if no owners are on. Nachos will become number 1 so keep that in mind GT. We beat you before and we will do it AGAIN. You guys made the wrong choice in messing with us. It’s pathetic how GT lets Ganger make all the decisions. Haha, I laugh at that. This time, we aren’t getting 40+. We are going to get 60+ and you will receive the a** whooping of your life. Be prepared. The Nachos will come for you and raid your chat and your server Snow Plow. Then, when we get tired of that, we will invade all of your servers until your surrender and beg for mercy. But we won’t stop there if that’s not enough. Remember to pay attention on chat and never give up. Live long my Nachos!

Capncook’s Edit: My fellow Nacho comrades! Stand firm as the endless hordes of the Golden Troops attack us on our beloved server of Fjord! One of the Nacho birthplaces and monuments of hope and prosperity! We will succeed in defending our rightful and holy land against the savage Golden Troops and with our victories will come mass rewards including the siege of the Golden Troops servers! I ask you not to panic Nachos, for panicing is a sign of weakness! We must stay vigilant and not let our guard down as will the Golden Troops who will perish from this war! We will be triumphant in blasting the lands of the horrid Golden Troops! We will decimate their lands, their penguins, their blood!

GLORY TO THE NACHOS!

Pie edit: Due to my epicness, Ads has ordered me to edit this post (Smirk). Anyways, we all know the GT way. They claim they have 6 leaders, but they all fall under one 10-year-old fuhrer, Ganger. Yes, Ganger, the man who declares war on armies (Preferably Nachos) for ze lulz. Now normally this is cool with me, but now that he’s done it about 3 times, it’s starting to piss me off. Are we gonna get defeated by an army controlled by a 10 year old? Hell no. Are we gonna let these GT’s put us down, calling us pussies and what not? NO. ARE YOU GONNA WIN? YES! ARE YOU GONNA SMOKE POT? MAYBE (Please don’t (WARY))

Here are my tits *tips (WARY):

• Don’t give up because someone says we’re getting killed. I’ve seen way to much of that lately. This is virtual, y’know. If CP felt like it, they could kick all the GT off the server because they have that power. If you’re heart’s in it, you can win it (I sound like someone from High School Musical xD)
• GET ON FREEKING CP. It’s really not that complicated. It should take about one minute. So when a leader or high rank tells you to get on Club Penguin, you should be there in two minutets.
• If you’re going to be AFK, GET OFF CHAT. I’m sick of seeing 15 people on chat and only 7 are active.
• If there is EVER a spy on chat, tell a mod/owner. We will guest them as soon as we can.
• HAVE FUN! We’re not all that strick, y’know. Be badass (Just like you’re good ‘ol pal Ads).
• Billy, please work on your post writing ability O_O

~*Pie1530

Cobra- I will not make it since I have plans, but I’m hoping when I’m gone we will have 35 to 40 soldiers on. We can beat the Gay troopers (GT) or shall I say you can *sniff sniff*. Now when I come back to chat and I don’t hear WE WON, I won’t be a happy trooper. I won’t be happy because we worked our butts off for what 5 months and we can’t beat GT? That better not happen, but it won’t because WE ARE THE NACHOS!!!!

short and unorganized speech by Cobra ;3.

Joker:Well I Know I am late on this xD, But oh well i been having problems So here we go. Ok So Gt Declared war on us? wanna take our spot? Jealous? Think They can Beat us Huh? Well lets knock some sense into GT. Ok So one thing we need to do is switch from Chat to CP Faster It takes you guys a while to switch, and stop being so god damn negative if were loosing (which we won’t ;3) don’t start saying were gonna loose! gah you know how much that annoys me? things can change ya know? stay positive don’t give up. Just keep litsining to orders and we will look better and have more chance of winning understand me? (you better say yes (D)) Now lets go ou their and kick Some GT BUTT!

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Hello this is Billy here talking about being on chat and having some work on recruiting and training soon. Finals are coming up soon for me for 3 days and I will not be as active so when I get back to 100% active I want to see you guys getting on chat more. It is something we are slacking in not have many people on chat or everyone being AFK on chat. I don’t want to see anyone being AFK on chat anymore I want to see you talking. I want people coming on chat more so we can do more stuff and have a fun time. Now we need to keep up being active and doing a good job at being a good army so we will be having Recruiting and Training Friday. Comment if you can make it the times and places will be below in this and I hope you can make the event and have a good day.

Where: Fjord,Town

When: Friday June 11th

Times: 7 P.M Est 6 PM CST 5 P.M PST 11 P.M. GMT 4:00 P.M MST

Why: Get bigger and more training is always good!

Comment if you can make it

~Billy

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As some of you might know, the CP Mods banned some IW and GT soldiers for “Inappropriate Combat” for some of you who don`t go on CPAC. This is pretty much a threat. I`m not saying it as if everyone will be banned but some of us can`t lose more accounts, as my account “Crazydawg123” was banned last year. And not all people bother to make new accounts if they are permanently banned.  This is pretty much a warning because we can`t  afford to get our troops banned. This may or may not happen again..

~Crazy~

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Hey Nachos Tan here. Today we PB ACP and unfortunately lost. I am not dissapointed at all. You guys showed you really tried. ACP just came out with outragous numbers… One of the biggest they’ve had in a while. We had about 50 at the most but averaged around 35-45. I didnt get to many pics but I got some.

Overall we did great. Dont be mad just because we lost we tried our hardest and had the best results we’ve had in a long while. We’ll just deal with this loss and work at becoming number 1 again and staying that way.

~Tan

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Aka here.

Let me be the first on the Nacho’s side of the war to congratulate everyone on a job well done. From the pics and eye-witness accounts, I can gladly see that it was a battle for the ages and should be remembered for times to come. Remember this everyone: Even though we lost, we do not have to quit/be sore losers about it. We were beat by a superior enemy at the time, sure. But I can assure you all that there will be more battles to come. CPA Central did a great job of reporting the war, Nachos did a pretty damn good job from what I can see. I think every owner rank was on for the battle at least once, which is a feat in and of itself.

Things we need to work on:

• Converting Fjord into the Nacho Populance. ACP gets a steady stream of people from Mammoth, so why not do the same with Fjord except in the better, more organized Nacho fashion?
• Conversations. Moderators and Owner Ranks should be the only ones talking throughout the battle. Take you’re conversations to PC.
• Numbers. Though I do not say recruit any more than we already do (i.e all the time), I do want everyone to get more active, which is why I believe an acticve check needs to be in place
• Timing. Sorry Euro-Nachos, but most of our army lies in the ‘States. We can still do N.E.D, but we seriously need to make the times a bit more friendly for the Americans when we do epic battles like the one we just experienced.

I’ll let the rest of the editors/administrators put there opinions on here as they see fit.

This is a lesson for everyone. Do not get cocky or over-confident, because all good things come to an end.

^Artist’s interpretation on Nacho emotions right now.^

-Aka

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Aka here.

I’ve been on chat and on Club Penguin for the past few days, and I am awestruck. Today, we had over 25+ people come to an unscheduled training session. Back in the day when I was a Co-Leader, we were lucky to get 15+. I am in utter amazement at how much the Nacho Army’s abilities have grown under the glorious leadership of Ads and Billy. Back in the day, no one knew how to make a line. Somehow, they thought it would take too much effort, however, nowadays you guys run into a room, spam joke bombs and recruiting phrases, and somehow immediatley get into a line.  You guys really don’t know how it feels to have been in Club Penguin for 5 years, start from gigantic blobs (which ACP still employs, never moving on or changing), to lines, to joke bombs, to circles, to emote bombs. It’s just this varying of new tactics that makes this warfare so wonderful.

Club Penguin Armies really are a prime example of World War I, due to the new things that Club Penguin gives us (rooms, parties, more people in a room at once), and the new tactics that we think up that make this game all the more intresting. As I usually say to people when they tell me to get a life and whatnot, “Club Peguin is like crack.” The addition of CPAC really made Club Penguin Armies so much more fun because now everyone is vying for number one. (Mostly) Unbiased sources finally help stop all of the constant arguing of the past, we get to learn alot more about armies due to things like Army Nations, Leader profiles, even Stories. Indeed, it’s only a matter of time before someone finds a new weapon in the war of Club Penguin, be it a massive, WWIV-esque Alliance, or snowballs that can ban people. Really, the possiblilities are endless, no matter how much Club Penguin tries to shut us down.

Everyone takes this all for granted, their rank, their XATs, their sites. But when you start off in a measly thread in a forum and expand to this, it truly is quite amazing. Nachos are leading the way in all of this, and with our quiky, eccentric spirit, there is no doubt in my mind that we will innovate so many more things for Club Penguin and it’s armies. And it will all start with beating ACP at this battle. Don’t give up for a minute everyone. We all can do it. And I personally believe in all of you.

-Aka

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Well Nachos, the title says it all. This is probably one of the billionth times I’ve been a 3ic in a major army, and quite frankly, I’m so glad to be here, in the greatest army in the small island of Club Penguin. I thank you all for supporting me through this rough time and I hope we all have a good time. Remember! We need to keep our greatest army status and destroy any other army standing in our way! One more thing though, I’d like to talk about just a few site improvements and things that need to be worked on after the war coming up.

– Site pages need to be updated or deleted in some cases.

– Cussing SHOULD be at a minimum but since we have freedom of speech or whatever, it’s fine to use your language maturely.

– Chat arguments need to be back to a minimum.

Well Nachos! That is all I have for now! Anything else (Should there be anything else) please PM me to get clearance to PC me or the other leaders of the Nacho chat! Thank you for having me as your 3ic!

-Capncook (Not Capncock)

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Ads: Join the Waddle Squad! They have helped us with some serious things and will help you too. http://wsarmy.wordpress.com/

ACP have pulled out of the N.E.D war, so they can get their act together, I wouldn`t blame them, after their fall from the 1# position.

We will schedule more events soon in the future, not at the moment because Aka has scheduled an event.

~Crazy~

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WARNING: CONTAINS LANGUAGE

Aka here.

Since everyone else here other than Ads, Pie, (sometimes) Tan, and Cobra has lost their marbles, I think enough is enough.

Billy, sorry if this makes you upset or whatever, but calm the fuck down. I am so fucking sick of coming on chat and seeing you always say “Oh, I’m going to quit today and never come back, because if Nachos don’t do one thing I want them to do, or if anyone says one word out of place I will never come back.” I am really getting tired of this, and I am pretty sure everyone else is as well. Yesterday you told people you were planning on leading for 2 more years. Now today you are “retiring”, which we all know is a lie because you are just going to come back on chat tomorrow and act like nothing ever happend. I tried consulting you over these things about 2-3 times now, yet you completley and utterly ignore all advice I bother to give you. “Nachos are my life! Noone likes me in school and everyone at my house hates me!” Cry and get over it. I have people at my school looking to see my blood spilled on the ground for things I have done to them or their friends because they were trying to ruin my life. I couldn’t really give one shit about what you or your family is going through. Your job is to lead, not to cry on chat when something happens. This has come to the point where it is every other week with you, these episodes that you have.

To all of the Billy supporters, you really need to look beyond the whole “Billy’s my friend” thing to “Billy is my leader” thing. No leader that I have ever seen from any army has spread all of this drama. I do not care if 50 pesters you about being a leader. I do not care if people hate you for unknown reasons. I do not care about what is happening in general in the world of Billy. All I really care about right now is keeping this army in it’s number one spot, and all of this drama is starting to make people quit. You are my friend Billy, but you are also my leader first.

-Aka

P.S: Just in case this post gets removed (which I know it will, there will be a copy of it on nachoempire.com)

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Pie Edit: I am really proud of everyone. We’ve worked so hard from November when we were #3 and now we are #1. Good job everyone. Look below for a surprise ;D

Aka here.

In case you haven’t read CPA Central in awhile, the new Army Rankings rank us as #1, which has been the first time most of you were into the world of CP Warfare, kiddies.

*Sorry Ads, it is obligatory*

But, a reminder to everyone out there who is cheering and dancing along to my catchy tunes. This spot can be gone at any time. So if we are to continue being the number one army throughout the land, I strongly suggest that we continue to prove ourselves on the field of battle and show the world of Club Penguin who the Nachos are, how to join, and that we are here to stay.

P.S: ACP are already challenging us for our spot.

Battle of Fjord

Server: Fjord
Room: Snow Forts
Date: Saturday 5th June

Times: 
7:00 AM Pacific
8:00 AM Central 
9:00 AM Mountain
10:00 AM Eastern
3:00 PM UK

-Aka

Nachos this is it. This battle determines whether we are the number 1 army or not. So if there was a battle you want to make sure to be at…. This is it. ACP think they can beat us so lets show them how Nachos fight!!!!This choice is up to you. Lets show ACP were nothing to mess with!!

To ACP:May the best army win…

-Tan

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