Nacho Army of Club Penguin

I’ve came back from retirement- but only for Spring Break. (till the 23rd) I’m not coming back because I miss you guys. I come back to face the fact that the entire army is screwed.

We aren’t active on chat.

We don’t make events.

We don’t schedule many events.

We don’t comment as much as we used to on posts.

 We run low on recruits. But most of all…

…We used to be strong.

You, troops, can make a difference.  I know you guys can do a lot of better crap around here.  If you guys get more active, I might come back from retirement. 

By the way…

Have you ever seen a noob on chat that acts like the annoying orange? O.o

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After CPA Central and ACP copied our ideas, I was upset. But no biggy.

I’ve picked 3 tactics that will be used for our epic day of training!

First one:

Name of tactic:
The Run N’ Gun

How it is executed:
When we’re battling another army, the Nachos split into 2 or 3 groups (I suggest divisions or something), and enter the bordering rooms (example, you’re in the Snow Forts, split into 3 groups, enter Ice Rink, Town, Plaza). Then, on the leader’s command, you charge into the room the enemy is in, and start bombing the enemy with emotes, jokes, and stuff like that, then the groups switch rooms. That way, the enemy is surrounded, and can’t go anywhere unless they use the map, but usually armies just walk. Keep charging in, bombing, and switching rooms for a while. That’s The Run N’ Gun!

NUMBER 2:

Name in the Nacho Army:Topper9664

Name of tactic:Sleep

How it is executed:Have one penguin in a room with the enemies. When they think that they won, the penguin will call the troops in with the chat, and crush the smaller army when it is celebrating!

Good luck to all!

NUMBER 3

Name in the Nacho Army: Wolfie1215

Name of tactic: surround and pound

How it is executed: While we are in battle, we always get j bombed and stuff. Well this can fix that. How to execute the surround and pound is easy: we make a circle around the whole room. the enemy will just think were making a circle around them. and then on the count of 3, we all charge to the center, and BOOM! surround and pound em!

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Last summer was a great one for the Nachos. We became number one when Person was leading us. We did a lot of stuff and it was awesome! I want you guys to see what that was like too. So If you help us be being more active and coming on chat a bit more we can be like that during most of the summer time. It will be hard and we must keep it up and keep trying to do it and never give up. I am going to show a few videos with the things we did during the summer time below.

  This was my first event in the Nacho army also it was a big one.

It was an epic event we had good times.

Another epic time.

So everyone keep up your spirits, get more active and help us make this army like it was back in the summer. Everyone remember to have as much fun as you can when doing this for the army. I hope everything works out and we have a good time in the summer like last year.

~Billy

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Billys other edit: WAR IS OVER!

Pie Edit: Nachos, WE HAVE NOT PULLED OUT OF THE WAR. We will still be invading ACP.

Billys edit: Nono pulled ACP out of the war, he says they are not in shape for a war. This may change.

Pie’s Note to all: Guys, IW is on our side due to the fact that Nachos and IW were gonna declare war on ACP in the next few days anyway. So, we have an extra army so we can kick ass EVEN MORE.

ACP has declared war on us for being bored and because they are desperate to be the number 1 army on Club Penguin. Well isn’t that amazing? We can also use the practice and once again defeat ACP. They also think that they will bring back “fun” which can’t happen because of Disney screwing things up. Us Nachos will prove that we are the better army. This will get us active, larger, and stronger. I want this to be a clean war with no cursing at each other and no whining about who won. This is our time to shine so don’t let me down! Lets shut ACP up for once and show them that they aren’t the strongest army. The Nachos are the best of the best and I believe we can win this war with out a problem. Sure ACP maybe large, but this time a circle won’t get them anywhere. Since ACP didn’t play by our rules, we won’t play by theirs. Also, ACP are invading Snow Bank, here is the info:

What: Defense of Snow Bank

Date: Saturday 13th of March

Times:

• 8 GMT P.M
  
• 3 EST P.M
  
• 2 CST P.M
  
• 1 MST P.M
  
• 12 PST P.M

I want you all to show up and make Gamer, me, and everybody in the Nachos or whoever is rooting for us proud. The whole point of this is to have fun and this will increase your chance of getting a promo and medals! That is all for now.

~Lost In Thought~Ads354

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Pie Edit: Screw the 5 paragraph rule. You can have any story, it can’t be like this though, “There were these guys called the Nachos and the nuked ACP and they all died THE END”

Hello

The Nacho Army is not known for having contests. But, since nothing is really going on, I decided that we should have a story contest. This will be your chance to express your feelings about war, drama, and things that happen in this army/other armies. I would suggest writing a story about war, due to the fact that we are an army and we like war stories. Here are the rules.

• Must have atleast 5 chapters
• Must not have excessive language (Words like damn and hell are allowed)
• All submissions are to be commented on THIS POST
• Contest will end on March 13th (5 days)

You also have a chance to get some rewards for good stories. The owner ranks will chose the top 5 stories. Here are the rewards.

5th AND 4th PLACE: Story will be posted on the story page.
3rd PLACE: Story will be posted on the story page, and will be posted in an exclusive post
2nd PLACE: Story will be posted on the story page, will be posted in an exclusive post, and person will get position on chat higher than theirs now for 1 day (Ex. Members will get Mod, Mods will get Owners, Owner will stay owners (WARY))
1ST PLACE: Story will be posted on the story page, will be posted in an exclusive post, and person will get position on chat higher than theirs now for 1 day, and story will possibly turn into a Nacho Army Movie.

Now, here is the form that you need to fill out in order to have your story in the running:

Name:
Date:
Rank:
Story title:
Story:
Ex:

Name: Pie1530
Date: 3/8.10
Rank: 3ic
Story title: Dry’s Bio
Story: One day there was a guy named Dryvit and he was leader of ACP and when he saw the epicness of the Nachos, he craped himself. (Add 5 more paragraphs) THE END

So, if you want the oppertunity of being Mod or Owner on chat and want your story made into a movie, comment your story on this post!

~*Pie1530*

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A new APP has been made by Gwami for Clubpenguin. It can do alot of things like get you on our chat via your Itouch/Iphone. It is very useful and if you have an Itouch/Iphone you should get this APP it can get you on chats like mobile but with this you can Pc(private chat people). I will make a list of things that are good about this APP below.

• You can Pc people.
• You can get tips for the game.
• It gives you the self updating blog with CP news.
• You can go on other clubpenguin chats powered by xat.com
• You get the Latest CP cheats from twitter

You need to be register on xat to use the chats. It isn’t that hard to you to www.xat.com/register and there you get registered and get a reg ID name. Then you use your reg ID name and the pass you made to login into mobile. We have some pics of the APP below:

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My fellow nachos, today is the day I hang up my sombrero for good. Some of you may be jumping for joy, and some of you may be not. Regardless, I hope you just read this post fully, and understand why I am retiring.

I am tired of being mistreated. I am tired of mistreating you. I went from uber-cool nacho guy, to hated “dictator” in about a month. I am mad at myself for doing that. I am also mad at the people who fueled the fire I created.

Below will be my CP history (if I can remember).

~July-August~

It was the summer of 2008. I was forced into some summer camp by my mother. I would never regret not going. In the rec center, there were computers. One of the kids there told me about a game called clubpenguin. I really didn’t pay much attention to it for a week, and then I really got into it. I was obsessed on simple things like how to become a ninja, and how to get a million coins (which I did) and becoming the most famous penguin around. Those were the good days. Little did I know I would be joining something much more fun and complicated.

~August-November~

As the months passed, I was getting on clubpenguin more frequently, and was becoming very intrigued with Club Penguin Trainer, and Sanitypenguin. CP’s most infamous hacker. I was going through the archives on his site, when I saw a post about some wars that had been going on. Against some people called the UMA, ACP, and strange enough the Nachos. I decided to google these things. Strangely enough, I did find the ACP site, but it wasn’t quite the official one. Through September, I was starting to like these armies more and more. I started going around as a rouge ACP, and maybe sometimes a robber. One day, I got into an argument, with an ACP member on which the official color the ACP was. I was saying brown, and he was saying green. He told me to search it and I would find out it was green. So, I did. That time, I found the real ACP site, but for some reason, I didn’t want to join it. It seemed to boring and organized.

~December~

One day in December, I was strolling through fjord, when I saw a mass number of people, in sombreros! I was so amazed! I saw them saying weird things. Now I know they were recruiting phrases. I was at the bottom of the snowforts, when I saw Flarry Jerry. He was dancing in his version of the nacho uniform (bikini with sombrero) and saying those weird things. I asked him what he meant. He explained to me the process of searching the nachos on a search engine. I did what I was told, and found the nacho site. At that time it had only about 100k hits. I searched around, and I found the join page. I quickly left a comment, and went onto the chat. There, I saw many people but the 2 main I remember were Flarry Jerry, and Ltshaqcena10. I went on and started to be the usual noob. But, they were very nice to me despite my annoyingness. I pleaded shaq to rank me, even though he was a mod. He told the current owner at that time to rank me. I was so happy when I saw my name up there. I felt good being part of a group called the Nachos.

~January~

January of 2009 was a very special month because that was my first official Nacho Event. The event was the Winter Fiesta. I remember being so happy that I was able to get my sombrero, and poncho. This is also when I got my first promotion. I was so happy, and all I wanted to do was do more.

~February-May~

These were my Member months. These months were very cool because this is when I first met all my nacho friends. This is also when I met my first nacho leaders, Person1233, Linkin55, and Akabob22. These months were some of the best ever.

~June-September~

During these months, I became a nacho moderator. I was thrilled that I got the honor of being one. In June, I celebrated my birthday with all my nacho friends. During these months was when we began to rise, incredibly. I remember thinking how good it felt to be a part of a huge and awesome army.

~November-December~

These months were the toughest of all. I think of these months as the Nachos’ version of Valley Forge. The Nachos decreased about 40 troops. I was even tempted myself to leave. But, I remembered my promise I made to myself that I would not give up. But like all hardships, we get through them, and when we got out of this one, I became an official Nacho Co-General.

~January 2010~

One of the best months of all. This is when I got the privilege of becoming nacho leader. I was voted by the people and I hoped that I would succeed to fulfill the reason they voted for me.

~February 2010~

This was a sad month. The nachos were thriving, but I was not. The reason being is that I got demoted. I considered retirement. I later decided to stay. This was also when I realized how beautiful life is, and I didn’t feel the urge once to get onto a computer.

~March 2010~

I cannot really tell you how march has been. I can tell you how it has been up to now. It has been fun and very exciting. But I am talking about REAL LIFE. The CP life is very awkward, and boring.

My speech:

What is a nacho? To the common person they would respond by answering “A chip dipped in cheese”. Well that is true, but to a REAL nacho, they would say, “Epic”. The nachos have done a lot for me. They have taught me many things. I have learned that using the excuse, “You changed!” is a cowardly one, and should not be used. I have learned that Families can be found anywhere, enemies can also be found anywhere. But the most important thing that I have learned is that when it comes right down to it, you are your own defense, and friends will not always be there for you. For those of the people who care about me retiring, do not do anything you will regret. Do not retire, go on strike, or start a bon fire, because I will still retire. The fall of one soldier is the rise of another. Every single one of you has what it takes to become nacho leader. Do not let ANYONE intimidate you and do not let them put you down. No matter what anyone says (including me) you can be nacho leader. Believe and you will not only succeed, but you will be epic (lol)

So with that said I will now go onto my Thank-you’s

Flarry Jerry- You are a great guy, I will never be able to thank you enough for recruiting me.

Ltshaqcena10- Awesome guy, thank you for helping me in the Fjord elections. Lol You’re probably not even reading this.

The Dog437- Hey dog, thanks for leading NSSA with me and being a good friend. I will always remember you.

Spartanite- Wow dude, you are an awesome guy. I hope you do get to read this and I hope you know how important you were to me. I will always consider you one of my best friends.

Person1233- Hey Person. You are an awesome guy, and unbelievably epic leader. I will never forget you. I will always view you as my leader.

Linkin55- Hey Linkin, you are epic and have an awesome taste in music. I will always view you as my leader.

Akabob22- Even though we have had our differences (and we still do today), you are an awesome guy. I will always view you as my leader.

M3adowSue- Hey Meads! We made it, we were owner ranks together! I hope you are enjoying life. I will text you frequently so we can stay in touch 😀

Policeman558- We still have our fights, but you are a good friend.

Quince2- Hey quince! If I had to listen to only music one person listens to, I would pick you :D. Don’t stop believing!

Alex(Knunckles)- Hey I miss you, you probably are not reading this, but come on once and  while! xD

Wwefreak123 (Joker)- K onda buey??!? Lol jk, awesome guy and my Mexican friend 😀

Billy Mays- hey

Cooper30- America pwnz Canada

Cookies (Vendetta)- I will still lead NW with you. You are an awesome guy 😀

Vick44- My young apprentice. With my time as a nacho up, you shall rise and keep my beliefs and wills alive. Congratulations Vick, you have proven worthy. You are no longer my apprentice, go and find your own apprentice, teach him what I have taught you.

Orangebunny- Hey dude

50 Cent 254- Excellent leader. Work on your temper and you will rise. I will still see you in NW 😉

Ads- Eh…

Puck- LEMONS FOREVER!

Tom Wolf- We still keep in touch, thanks for being epic.

King Kinz- Thanks for believing in me.

Kingblackeye- thanks for being a good friend

Tom44- Awesome guy

The people I did not add were because I either forgot, or you are not important enough.

“Live free or don’t at all”

“I was not here”

“War is just another word for fun,”

~Tomb147

My last wills:

• Owner on nacho chat (I wanna use blueman)
• Editor on site (Just for the heck of it)
• And to be a mini adviser of the Nachos.
• Considered for HOF
  

And for who gets my rank, 50 cent 254 does. He and I think alike and he knows what is right and wrong. If you don’t like it too bad.

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Hello

I want to schedule a meeting for the owner ranks who are in the rebellion. Here’s the info:

WHO: Nacho Owners And SCA’s, ACP Owners, RPF Owners, UMA owners, VCP Owners, NCP Owners

When: Sunday, March 7th, 2010

Where: http://xat.com/the_black_mafia_of_Club_Penguin

Times: 3:00 PM EST, 2:00 PM CST, 1:00 PM MST, 12:00 PM PST, 8:00 PM UK

~*Pie1530*

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Us rebels against Disney are known as the Forerunner’s for now.

The meeting was a sucsess! Everyone came up with their own ideas and everyone listened. Site and chat info will be posted later. Here are our results.

• Our uniform will be the Color Black and a Bandana (Black or Red)
• We are going to protest for 2 weeks. The server will be desided on chat. The time will be at 7:00 PM EST EVERY DAY FOR 2 WEEKS. All people in ACP and Nachos and any other armies that support us.
• A few good plans, but why would we tell them to you 😛
• We decided that it would be better to have a council of leaders insted of one.

What YOU should do durring the rebellion.

• Recruit on famous peoples site (Like Mimo and Wwefan)
• Be on Chat ALOT. We need to protest on Club Penguin
• Prepare for battle.

If you DO support us, fill out the folowing:

1. Army Name
2. Type of Army (Major, Medium, or small)
3. Why you wanna support us

LIST OF ARMIES IN
 OUR REBELLION:

Nachos
ACP
LW
CBF
UMA
VCP
NCP

MORE IMPORTANT INFO COMING SOON. READ THE SITE ALOT. THANK YOU.

~*Pie1530*

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It. Is. TIME.

I am done with this. Disney has been the boss of us for to long. They have ruined our game. They are planing on ruining armies probably. So today, Billy and I met, and we came up with a conclusion. Billy Mays and Pie1530 have founded the ADF (Credit to someone who made a comment yesterday for the name). The AFD stands for Anti Disney Fedoration. So far, we  have ACP’s support. All ACP troops are to be added to the ranks on the site. I hope that the leaders in this army will be smart and join the cause. We will be invading every server in Club Penguin to show our power. We will right leters, protest, and possibly boycott Club Penguin things. For now the site is http://shadowopsofclubpenguin.wordpress.com/. I am going to schedule a meeting tonight, Nachos bring their Owners and SCA’s, and ACP bring their Owners. We will deside our Commander in Cheif (Aka, tha leader) of our rebellion forces. There is going to be more desided, like our color, a new site, a chat, and much, much more. The meeting will be held at http://xat.com/the_black_mafia_of_Club_Penguin (For now, our meeting room). Here’s the meeting info:

Who: Nacho Owners and SCA’s and ACP Owners

Where: http://xat.com/the_black_mafia_of_Club_Penguin

When: Friday, March 5th, 2010

Times: 7:30 PM EST, 6:30 PM CST, 5:30 PM MST, 4:30 PM PST

Owners, comment if you can make it, and expect a new post coming our soon about more info,

Pie1530

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