Fjord

Whenever you see ACP, advertise over them, and annihilate them.

Update: It is currently the 100th minute of this war (8:40 PM EST) and the Nachos have been dominating 95% of this war. Nachos and ACP fought in the town for a total of 79 minutes, when ACP went to the Beach. From the Beach, Lighthouse, Ice Berg, the Nachos outnumbered the ACP, and were performing MUCH better. Victory is in reach.

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Now for a collection of ACP chat fails:

@ Boomer: Don’t “typos” suck?

Update at 6:53 PM EST: Mountain has given up, but will be invaded on Saturday.

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What is Nacho Army?

When, I sit and think about it, I think we are more than an army. We are more than fake penguins throwing snowballs at other fake penguins. We are a family. When I get on other army chats I see and feel a bond other armies do not have.

Why I love Nacho Army?

Nachos, are the meaning of Fun.. If you ever want a good time.. Go have fun with the nachos. That is I think the reason why i can not stand to be in any other army but, the nachos. We Kick armies trash and we have fun doing it.  I have been proud to call myself a nacho sense day 1, and I will call myself a nacho and be proud about it tell the day I die.

For Future Nachos:

Nachos, If I was you I would be proud to call yourself a nacho. This army from the second I joined has honestly changed my in chats and in real life. Before I joined the nachos I was shy and quiet.. I just wanted to blend in. Now, I like to get out and have fun! I have made so many more friends in rl and, I thank the nachos for that. It taught me to be happy for who I am and, made me a heck of a lot less shy.

My Nacho History:

It is really not that exciting. I joined nachos around November of 2008. I ranked up like anybody else. around March I became a mod. Then I retired for 2 months then joined back up. In Aka’s reign I became 3ic then later  quit and Joined acp for a short time. (not doing anything) Then, When gamer and King kinz came into lead I rejoined as 3ic (with some bribing towards the leaders). and, now as of, February, Monday 22, 2010, I retire.

My Buddehs and Mentors:

Person: Thanks for leading the nachos and always encouraging me to do my best. I always some how looked up to you. You were a really good friend and, I enjoyed those random conversations on aim and threw texting. D: I hope those don’t stop.

Shadow: You are probably thinking I am being a pansy for retiring, but you probably understand why I am also. Thanks, for always encouraging me to be the best I can and, giving me advice on how to be a good leader. You taught me more than anybody else on chat. For that I honor you.

Boomer: At this point. You know I really don’t like you anymore but, You did teach me to not to be so quick to assume and, to think through things before I react.  You helped me a lot leadership wise. I thank you for helping me and, teaching me what you did.

Akabob: Hehe. People are probably thinking I am insane for thinking of you as a mentor or somebody to look up to but, if more people got to know you honestly they would know why. You helped me think at angles.. and, outside of the box. For me to try new things in leading.

Jayson: Kay, So you are like the best friend a girl could ever have. EVER. You made me who I am.. Basicly, you were the person who de-noobified me.  So, Keep being the crazy loving person you are. It works for you and, You know my number. I will probably be getting on chat less so, text me.

Ads: My Blood Brother, Dude, You are insane. Thanks for always being there for me when I needed you. You always gave me the best advice ever.  My advice for all the nachos ever, Listen to ads! He knows all.

Tomb: Our noobish dream came true! We where owners together. I am proud to have ranked up with you. I do not know what gamer was thinking demoting you but, shove it in his face and, be a better leader then he will ever be. Fight hard and Never Give up!

Pie & Billy Mays: You are my Dad and Brother here. You two will be great one day. Just let the leaders and Advisors teach you and, you will be strong. I can tell many armies and troops already respect you So, Don’t go to post crazy and, Have Fun. That is what Nachos are all about anyway.

-random note here- OMG! NACHOS ARE NUMBER ONE LARGEST ARMY! SUCK ON THAT ACP!!! –end of random note-

Rapidy: Give Meat and Ducky lots of love for me!! (inside thing) Rap, I will still be on aim and, you can text me.. and there is facebook. So, don’t worry. You won’t miss me too much btw, Chili-dogs FTW!!

Finally,

Cooper: Cooper, I helped take away your chance at leadership in the nachos and, you know how sorry I am for that. I think you are a cool person really. btw, sorry for dissing Canada before, it’s not that bad. I want to repay you. So, There for I am going to blow of what Gamer told me and, give you my rank I want to give you a chance at becoming a nacho leader and, I want you to be remembered be something worth the title that you are about to get!
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That is basically all I want to say.. btw, I am going to give my penguin to the nachos for leaders when they need a member penguin and, uhh. I am also basically quitting chats. I will still get on fourth reich chat (xat.com/thenachosofclubpenguin) and My chat (xat.com/squishy) so, find me there. I love you guys! Once a nacho always a nacho. -Note- If u want to keep in better contact with me. My aim is m3adowSue -end note-

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Si vis pacem, para bellum

(btw, that basically means, if you want peace, then we must have war)

I love you Guys! Now and Forever!

M3adow Sue

Btw, In my opinion the HOF is for the greatest of the greats and, I really wasn’t that great. So, Please don’t put me in the HOF.  We all want to be remembered and, threw Chat I feel I put my signature well enough.

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another note: I ask to be an owner until Wednesday. I am going to be attending Tuesday’s battle. -another note- I am gana have a wild party at my chat after the battle -end another note-

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Congrats Nachos on capturing Snow Fort. After increasing Nacho’s presence 100% over the past week, I definitely say we have overtaken ACP for the server. Welcome to the newest addition to the Nacho Empire, SNOW FORT! Snow Fort will be an Air Force server.

Edit: All rules and laws made by ACP are going to be put in a box and blown up on our new server, Snow Fort, inside the Pepto Bismol© Building!

Today I expereanced the best battle in my 1 year here. It was a nail bighter. Any army could’ve won. It’s like Game 7 of a World Series and the home team is down 1 point in the 9th with 3 balls 2 strikes and bases jucied. You could never predict the ending to such a battle…

But the battle is over. And the Nacho Army is victorious. We fought the hardest we have ever fought today. Lead by Pie1530, Cooper, 50 Cent, Ads, and Billy, we pulled off what may of been the greatest upset in CP Warfare EVER. We worked our hearts out. I am so proud of every single troops who got on Club Penguin and worked their butts off to win this battle. Every single person who has come and gone through this glorious empire would be proud to see how much we have grown, improved, and tried. ACP, there is absolutly no way you can say that you won. It was quite obvious that we have grown alot and were epic. If ACP does say that they won, they are real babies. I’ve never seen an army like ACP. ACP is like a little two year old. They complain, and won’t stop fighting until they get what they want. And Nachos, I can tell you that we put ACP in a long time out :P. Here are some pics. NOTE: Please leave some more pics in comments so I can put them on the site

Nachos epicly Jokebomb ACP:

PLEASE NOTE: I need more pics, plz send them to me.

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I would like to point out something VERY important. ACP’s ego is massive right now. They made a post with 18 pictures of mainly THEMSELVES with a few Nachos that weren’t with the rest of the Nachos. They posted 5 videos of the Nachos beating them 70% of the time. It isn’t about how good you make yourself look. It’s about what HAPPENED ON THE BATTLEFIELD. If CPA makes a post by an author who wasn’t at today’s battle, then I will be really pissed. The person who makes the post declaring who won, needs to have been observing the battle, and taken their OWN PICTURES. Btw, I, Person1233, wrote that. /facepalm

Note to CPA Central

I would like to ask CPA central to judge the battles in this war, due to the fact that ACP always claims they win. If you do want to, comment on this post about this. Thank you,

~*Pie1530*

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Congratulations Nachos! YOU are the #1 Army this week!!

VERY IMPORTANT BATTLES TODAY, SCROLL DOWN FOR INFORMATION.

ACP decided to invade us, I’m so proud of how long this war is keeping up!

Army Division and Air Force

Defense of Fjord (meet at the Town)

Chat:

Nacho Chat [MAIN]

Date: Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Times:

4 pm PST

5 pm MST

6 pm CST

7 pm EST

12 am U.K. (sorry)

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Navy Division

Defense of Mountain (meet at the Town)

Chat:

Nacho Chat [NAVY TAB! WILL BE ADDED]

When: Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Times:

4 pm PST

5 pm MST

6 pm CST

7 pm EST

12 am U.K. (sorry)

It would be helpful if you used the command center during this battle. The results proved, reaction times are at least 75% faster when the command center is being used.

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Edit(Zzztops): You know, this was an IDEA. No more, no less, I simply get tired of running around and spamming messages. So, screw this post…. ignore it, and answer this one question: Do you like message spam? Do you find it enjoyable?

Lately all I have seeing is “UMGUMG JOKE BOMMMB LIEK EVERYWONN!!!!1111”. In all honesty, running around, j bombing, making war faces, or all all around message spam, makes me REALLY want to leave CP warfare. Why? You may ask. Because, IT IS BORING…  on top of that it is getting besides the point of CP warfare…. snowballs. Go ahead, laugh your arses off that I said that, but it is true. CP warfare has evolved for the worse, and unless we do something… it will become even worse.

how do we counter that? Battle specific rules! Every battle will have a set of rules(or all out ruleless batlle, maybe) these rules will limit power, and give you requirements. For example: You may only make 5 message spam-related tactics of ANY kind during the battle. If the rules are broken, the rule breakers are dis-qualififed from the battle.

This may just solve the ENDLESS string of spam-message-tactics. Honestly, WHO likes spam message tactics? All you do is run around and press “J”, is THAT fun to you? It is time for fair battles….

Finally, I urge ANY army to use this.

~The Achterhoek~ The end to running around, and pressing J, and the begining… to fun….

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PIE EDIT: New Poster about joining the alliance:

After a long, hard battle on Snow Fort all day, the Nachos came out victorious. Our numbers rose throughout the day, and we got alot of recruits. I think we topped at 32+ troops today, which is pretty impressive. I really think that we are back to our size last February and we can go even higher numberwise. Here are some pictures throughout the day.

If you have any more pics, PC me the link, and they will be posted. Great job Nachos! If you were there, you have a good chance at getting a promo next promo day!

~*Pie1530*

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SNOW FORT (Ask on chat for room)

We were winning earlier today, but now we are loosing. WE NEED MORE EFFORT. IF YOU ARE ON CHAT, AND NOT ON CLUB PENGUIN, YOU ARE AT MAJOR RISK OF DEMOTION

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ALL NACHOS TO SNOW FORT

ACP always says they won, and if there’s no way they could’ve won, they will desperately demand a tie.” ~Gandhi

❗ MONDAY’S INVASION ❗ :

On Monday, we will invade Snow Fort to be CLAIMED. After a large presence of Nachos on Snow Fort for an entire day, we will have a major advantage with people who normally go on Snow Fort. In order to claim 100% of Snow Fort, we challenge ACP for the server.

Date: February 22, 2010 (MONDAY)

Times:

3 PM PST

4 PM MST

5 PM CST

6 PM EST

11 PM UK (on weekdays, sorry about putting you guys at a disadvantage. It’s just the troop count of people at school)

Location: Snow Fort, All Over

Limit: Battle will not last more than an hour and a half. After that, it becomes 3 ACP vs 3 Nachos, fighting at 1 AM the next morning.

ACP doesn’t believe we own Snow Fort!

In order to change this, tomorrow(SUNDAY) will be a day of a gigantic MASS INVASION OF SNOW FORT! All day tomorrow when you can get on, I would like you guys to recruit in Snow Fort, and fight any ACP. The maximum time I hope you can be on is 30 minutes though, since I know Sunday is the Lord’s Day, for those of us who are religious 😀 Whenever you can get on, help with tomorrow’s mass invasion of Snow Fort, not to claim though.

2/21: In between the times of 8 AM and 9 PM will be when this invasion will occur.

Don’t forget to use our Original, Nacho Army Command Center during the battle.

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***Person1233***

Making the post because everyone else was arguing.

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Pie edit 3: Quotes of the Day:

“Negotiating with ACP is like teaching a metaly retarted kid calculus.” ~50 Cent (With no offence to actual special ed kids)

“ACP always says they won, and if there is no way they could’ve won, they will despretly demand a tie.” ~Gandhi

Pie’s 2nd edit: Commenting on this no ally rule, ACP we declared war on YOU. So, you can’t make a post a week after we declared war on you saying, “We declare war on Nachos and no allies because we think we overpower everyone else!11111!!!1!!!!!!!!!1” So in all, there will be allies, like it or not ACP.

Person’s Edit: ACP, you WILL comply with our rules. Unless you want every battle to come down to 3 soldiers vs 2 soldiers, at 11 PM tonight, then the only fair battle is complying with our rules. Also, your ally rule does not exist. We never agreed to it. If people want to help us, so be it.

Pie edit: ACP, these are pretty fair. The Nachos won 1 server, and you won 1 1/4. So derp. And ACP, this is not going to get and fairer than this. Snow Bank you won, Snow Fort we won. You can always invade back. So my sugestion is live with it, it’s not like the war is over…

Ads: ACP aren’t willing to compromise.

Hello,

Since ACP thinks they have won every battle, I’m going to clear some things up. Here’s how it went:

Blizzard: Ads and I have agreed that Blizzard was a TIE. I think this will be fair. ACP, as of now, you own about 25% of Blizzard. To fully own it, you must sucsessfuly invade Blizzard with 24 hr notice.

Snow Fort: I belive this was a good battle, but in all, I do think that the Nachos did win. We fought hard the whole battle, claimed many rooms, and were all out big. ACP was big too, but they did not defend their rooms sucsessfuly.

Snow Bank: Unfortunitly, I could not make this battle. But, I read the ACP site, and did see that Ads logged the Nachos off at 8:10. So Ads and I agreed that the Army of Club Penguin won. ACP battled hard, and sucsessfuly claimed Snow Bank.

So, in all, here are your statistics:

BLIZZARD: Tie (ACP now owns 25% of Blizzard)

SNOW FORT: Nacho Army victory! The Nacho Army now owns Snow Fort.

SNOW BANK: ACP victory! ACP now owns Snow Bank.

ACP, if you DO dissagree to these terms, please PC me or Ads, and we will speak to you. But, I think these are pretty fair.

WAR PROGRESS

Nacho Empire

DRACP

Thank you ~*Pie1530*

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