I know you all are saddened when you saw the title — but it will come to you someday, sometime. I’m retiring because I thought “You know, I believe I’m a little too old to be playing Club Penguin [I’m almost 15 until this Monday] and having a virtual avatar run around club penguin throwing virtual snowballs at other virtual avatars is just getting juvenile in my own opinion.” Just because I’m retiring does not mean I’ll come by chat and say “Hola” to you all. I know I have A LOT of followers that might want to retire with me… please don’t. would you want to retire just because I am and ruin your goal to become ambassador or even leader? don’t do that. I’m retiring because of lost interest, not to create a domino effect. Oh, and sorry if I take up more than half of this page — I just love you all 😆 .
NOW FOR THE PERILOUS SAGA OF ME!
December 2007 – March 2008: Now I started out as a newb in club penguin (Just like everybody else did) when i started in November ’07. Being the newbie I was, I went to the Dojo on Mammoth where the present-day armies fought. This was back in December of ’07 when the nachos and ACP were enemies and fought each other basically every time they met. Now as I was saying… I went to the Mammoth, Dojo to find some penguins wearing green fighting against some weird-ass looking penguins with a poncho, hockey stick, and sombrero. The green penguins (ACP if you haven’t caught on) said “Army of Club Penguin.” I had no idea to go to Google so I went to YouTube and saw ACP fighting UMA in a war. The UMA link was on the side so I went to the UMA site. As I was about to join, I saw a link that said “Nachos.” Thinking it was some random link of food, I clicked on it. I found out it was Zippy’s site and had an army called the “Nachos.” I was looking at how they were doing and what they do. After seeing they too were a cp army and was the army that had the ponchos and sombreros. I quickly went to the chat (I had no idea you had to make a comment to join) and saw many people there such as a few Nacho legends like Abced, Cycle22, and many, many more. Now to tell you how much of a newb I was, my xat name was “LTSHAQCENA10 {I WANT A PROMO NOW!)” 🙄 But at least I wasn’t as much as a n00b as person 😆 . I spent much of my time on chat wondering why I was never ranked… then I saw comments on the join page. On March 16, 2008 I made my comment and I was added to the ranks as a Sergeant but before I can tell you my story after I was a sergeant, I must tell you my story of when I was still un-ranked. In the time period of January and March, I would go around Mammoth and White House looking for ACP when we were still allies (I never knew about the fact that the nachos were allies with ACP) and would fight them if I even saw one walking through the Snow Forts. While on Nacho Chat, an ambassador by the name of “Shadow” was having a little drill practice on a server (It’s been a while, I forgot) and that was when I was trained. Now to move on… When I joined as a sergeant in the nachos, you could tell I was excited due to the fact that hell, I was ranked and that was my first army. My first time in action was probably the Practice Battle with IW or Oagal’s last battle.
April 2008 – July 2008: I was soon promoted to Lieutenant within a few weeks and I quickly zoomed up the ranks in less than 4 months. When the old Nacho site was deleted on July 21, 2008 and Shadow made a new site (This present-day site that you are on right now this very hour… or day) and on the new chat, Shadow came up with the idea to make someone the new general (back in July, the General was like the present-day Brig. general) so he held a vote with Akabob and Zippy. Shadow voted for me (1 vote me, 0 vote others). Zippy voted for Buff (1 vote me,1 vote for Buffonotis). Aka had the choice who to make the next general. Aka picked me (For those of you who have a preschool ‘edubacation’ I was made the next general and reached the spot of a Mod rank). I went from Colonel to General in less than 2 weeks and I skipped over Major… kind of what happened a while ago when I was chosen to be the next leader when Aka retires.
August 2008 – June 2009: After leading many battles when I was in the General ranks, I was soon made an ambassador along with my BFF on xat, Rey Rey. I would basically require myself as the second best Ambassador this army has ever had (Best was Shadow, no duh). When one of the Nacho greats retired, Nyg, I was next in line to take his spot as Co-leader after serving as an ambassador for 4 months and another nacho legend, Smeeble took my ranks as an Ambassador. I spent two or three weeks as a Co-leader before Aka announced he will be retiring from the Nachos. I knew we would all miss Aka but as I read on, he claimed to have a surprise for me. Curious, I scrolled down to find out that he once again made the final decision to make me the leader once he retires. When Aka retired, he quickly decided to come back as a leader for a few months until June. I liked the idea of 4 leaders because it gave the Nacho army a little more protection. When we created the Army, Navy, and Air Force divisions, aka was inactive due to computer problems. Over the few months I served as a leader for the Nachos and the Air Force, I led 2 battles for the AF and lead 3 for the Nachos, contributed to leading as a substitute 4 times, made two training sessions, 2 recruiting sessions (Unscheduled), voted as First or Second Favorite Leader by more than half of the active Nacho soldiers, and connected with the low and Mod ranks immensely. When aka came back, the first thing I thought was “Cool, we needed another great leader.” After a High Senate meeting, I was voted to have my leader powers revoked which meant I cannot promote, demote, hire, or fire people. I was marked as a Trainee Leader and was shortly demoted to a Co-leader. I was irritated because I could not believe I was taken out of my position in just a few weeks but It was a wise decision because I agreed that I went to far with letting Tancho get away with a special treatment… all my fault.
Conclusion: I honestly love this army in a heterosexual way and i would never want it to fall because this has been a great year and a few serving with all of you. I really do hope to learn a lot from each and one of you and I would like it for you, the Nacho soldiers of the future and present, to have the most fun in this army. I wish the best to Puckley and Zzztops for they will become one of your most outstanding leaders… possibly better than me. As a word of advice, I do have to warn that becoming a leader is hard work. You have to deal with 50 pc’s a day, listen to every body’s reasons, and make many scheduled events like wars, PB’s, and even meetings. Being a leader can be fun because everyone knows you, they respect you, and you are looked up to. Being a Co-leader and a Leader is very, very different. I also wish you all (The entire nacho army) the best because you are better than RPF was in ’07, possibly bigger than ACP (I’ll have to count to check), and is the strongest army in the entire Club Penguin world of armies.
NOW FOR MY DEDICATIONS…
Korei3: I knew you for only a short time but it seems like a while. Hopefully you become a great soldier and friend to other people. I leave you my Weed business.
Shadow2446: Back when I joined in march ’08, you were an Ambassador and I was a Sergeant. You were very experienced and I was a n00b. Overall, I looked up to you when I was that low-ranked. You are practically my mentor of the Nachos. You know everything there is to know of in the nachos, you are trained very well to know practically every strategy there is, and you are easy to talk to since you are one of the greatest.
Akabob22: When you became leader, I loved it. You were a great leader with great tactics, outstanding wisdom, and a great sense to talk t. I know you will be an outstanding leader for the nachos as well for the Air Force (I forgot to tell you the pass to the chat so either ask Person or me).
Linkin55: Just like Aka, you are an outstanding leader. You were a great friend and sometimes even, a mentor at times. I don’t really have a lot to say but all I know is that you are one of the greatest Nachos to start.
Person1233: You are just one of the best leaders to be in this army. You know how to train all of these soldiers and you are also very humorous. I Know you will still continue to lead this army just perfectly.
Puckely: Don’t you find it funny that when I joined in March, you were 4 ranks higher than me? 😛 . Like I said in my Conclusion, you will be a Nacho leader Great and I only hope that you do well.
Zzztops: Just like your fellow Co-leader, you will be an awesome leader, a great battle strategist, and even a great mentor.
Rca12346: One day, somehow, sometime, you’ll be the best Female leader in the Nachos. I leave you with my 50 Hookers .
Jayson23: You are a great soldier, probably the best, to ever be in this army. You are very wise and knowledgeable and who cares if people dislike you? you are still a great soldier to listen to.
Rabo4: Even though you joined just a few months ago, you are one of my best friends in this army. Very funny and very eager to participate in any events or battles made. I just hope you will do well and I hope you just have fun… or I’ll pimp slap you and I’m leaving the Cinnamon Bun business to you.
Cooper30: Well Pimp Master Cooper, remember to teach those Bitches a lesson and let them know You’ll be leader one day.
Pengyster48: From all those armies that I’ve joined with you and all those armies you’ve joined with me, we’ve proven to become an unstoppable force of friends. I wish you stay in this army and become that goal you’ve always wanted.
Time689: We’ve known each other ever since the Fjord Governor elections when I helped you become a runner-up in the elections. You’ve proven to become a great soldiers and a great friend. I wish you the best.
Quince 2: Just like a few people I’ve said before you, I’ve only known your for just a short while but you are practically a friend for life. You are funny, contain enormous leadership skills, and have a great knowledge of Metallica. Just stay in this army for as long as you can and you will be a great leader and I’m leaving the Hooker Program to you.
Tomb 147: Just like Time, I’ve known you ever since the Fjord elections when I helped you create your ideas to help Fjord and I guess that paid off because you are with King Kinz, an outstanding mayor, and you are also a great Governor.
Matt2k5: You are an interesting person to listen to and your outstanding knowledge of Metal Bands (AILD FTW) made you someone full of wisdom and knowledge. You are a great soldier and I hope you become leader one day.
Squattyblue: We’ve known each other since the beginning of Crowl’s LVAS and from the start, I knew you would be a great soldier in a Major army — and you are.
Angeldoll99: You’ve become a great soldier ever since that recruitment party Rlin had in his igloo. All I can say is good luck with the nachos and Matt…
Nacho 205: You are actually one of the best soldiers I have ever trained. You’ve come this far into the Nachos and also with your own small army. You’ll become a great high-ranking official someday.
Wojanna: One Love… One love.
Arosso13: Funny person, eager soldier, and relative of a current leader… I failed selling those kilos of cocaine and crack. It all burned in a house fire but the fire lasted 10 days since the Firefighters were too high to finish it off.
Mix1011: I’ve known you for quite a while and I can tell you’ll become a huge soldier.
Stev712: I’ve known you for only a few months but you are a fun person to talk to and you are also an outstanding ACP soldier… ACP will be better with you as a leader.
Ads354: You are a funny soldier, a great person, and a sexy beast… You know I’ll make you some more of my Pancakes.
Tancho (Hohjio): You are just a great friend and you helped out for the Nachos in your early stages when you would recruit for hours possibly gaining nearly 60 troops in one day just by yourself and Flo. I’ve known you for over a year now and I can tell you have become a great friend. you have encouraged me and I respect you and you respect me. I can’t tell you that you would have been leader, but you would have been and outstanding high rank. I’ll still keep in touch with you over MySpace. All I have to say is that you are just a great friend.
Flo Rida111 (Fussion): Just like your buddy Tancho, you have been a great friend to me. Always funny and someone willing to talk to, I will remember you as an outstanding friend. I wish you the same as well with Tancho that you become huge in life and achieve your goals as even a B-ball player, or even something else.
Dj Layzie: You are just a funny person to listen to and even better you live in San Diego… Chargers FTW
Well, that wraps it all up. I am dreadfully so very sorry If i did not put your name on the list… either you were too awesome to put on or I just don’t know you enough (STRANGER DANGER). Some of you will be sad to read this but that’s the way it is… it will one day happen to you and you just might repeat what happened to me. I’ll remember you all and I’ll come visit you all on chat one day, someday, sometime.
“Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.” – Mother Teresa.”
“We are family. And family takes care of each other.” – Corey Taylor
“I Keep The Pimp Hand Strong.” – Ltshaqcena10
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