Aka here.

As most of you know, we had a High Senate meeting today around 6:30-7:10. Those who attended it:

Person, Terr, Linkin, Quince, Tomb, Shadow, Jayson, Time and some other people I think. (Shadow and Terr were too late to the meeting to vote)

We had a vote on whether to revoke Shaq’s hiring/firing/promoting powers, due to the fact that he has this strange obsession of hiring Tancho back when he is fired. All 3 leaders said yes, plus aomeone else, and 3 people said no.

It was in favor of Shaq having his powers revoked. Sorry Shaq, but it is what we had to do. Your powers will be revoked for 6 months, as was agreed upon.

The other topic discussed was if we should fire Tancho. Eventually, it devolved into demoting him, and finally it devolved into us giving him a FINAL LAST WARNING to NEVER complain about ANYTHING ever again.

The vote was unanimous. This is your last warning Tancho. Should you ever complain about ANYTHING (we don’t care what, unless it’s on chat and it happens in front of our eyes, where we can properly ban you forever), you will be fired. And Shaq won’t be there to hire you back.

Thank you to everyone who voted.

-Aka

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Aka Edit-

Okay, I’m sorry for the High Ranks last night who were there for the meeting. I HAD to go to the store to get stuff for my Mom for her birthday. Sue me.

The meeting is rescheduled for TODAY and 6:00pm at the Nacho War Room. I PROMISE I’ll be there this time.

Also, see ya Terr. Arguing is my favorite subject, lol, and I can’t wait for it. Thanks for your time.

How to be considered an Active Nacho soldier:

1. Visit the site everyday, and leave a comment on the latest posts, to show you check the site each day.

2. Visit Nacho chat daily, and contribute to a conversation for 10-15 minutes at least.

3. Attend scheduled patrols/battles/recruiting sessions

4. Patrol the Nacho Empire daily, and leave a comment if you see any army activity. (Don’t report ACP rogues, we know they’re everywhere)

5. Vote in the polls we put on the Nacho site, they’re meant to get a general point of view from all of our soldiers.

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Change

Specifically me and how I manage the army, is going to change. From now on, I will be answering PCs on chat. I’m getting rid of my NOPC power so all troops can PC me. I’ll be answering PCs, and make them a priority over the main chat conversation. Don’t PC me something completely pointless, PLEASE. If you’re PCing me to say “PERSON ROCKS!” then it isn’t completely necessary <_< I hear people saying something like that everyday, and no offense, but it’s getting old XD

(I’m also going to be a lot nicer 😮 )

Another thing that will change, is the swears and perverted crap on chat. It’s getting sick and disgusting. When I make perverted jokes, they usually aren’t disgusting. The terms I’m hearing on chat make me cringe, and people don’t come on chat to cringe thinking “DID HE REALLY JUST SAY THAT  🙄 “. For some of you morons who think it’s cool to talk about how you “did it with a girl,” go get a life. No one wants to hear your fantasy stories. A perverted joke every now and then is understandable, because we’re a bunch of 11-15 year olds, but if everything you say is perverted and disgusting, you’re crossing the line.

And the final thing, if you wanna curse, censor it. It’s not that hard 😕 Just say Fu**, or Bi***, or Sh**. Of course you really shouldn’t be using those terms, but sometimes you’re really mad and just feel the need to curse, I understand that plenty. If you just need to curse to get some anger out, censor it. So far 8 people in all have been banned from their computer in all the time of Nacho chat’s existence from inappropriate content (NOT GOOD).

***Person1233***

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nachos the time has come for me to retire.I will always still come on the chat still.Myy dream of becoming a leader wont come true but the Nachos have been a hell of a lot of fun for me.Ive been in the nachos for a long time now.Here is my history.

I joined club penguin August 21 2007.Yes i once was a noob.I spend alot of time playing club penguin.Then once when i went in the Dojo i saw Iw vs. another army. I joined Iw for 2 days.Then i went army hopping with acp.i quit acp after about 4 days.After that i joined RPF.THe first person in an army that was my friend was Mocar2(current rpf co leader)RPF was humongus and destorying every army in its way.I stayed in RPF for about 2 weeks.Then thats when i saw the nachos.Right when i first saw the nachos i joined them.I really dont remember who i saw though.One day i was curious of if the nachos had any websites or anything so i decided to google them.I actually found the nachos website.I Joined the nachos at a time they were weak.The tiem i joined the nachos there actually were no ranks.Its just all the jobs. I think i was a seargent i really dont know.But the nachos were at a all time low.The only nachos there were was me,linkin,reyrey,shadow,zippy,shivertoe,maxwell,tuxedo mac wiifan,and later on akabob.Everytime i went on nacho chat i was the only one there.It would be deserted for weeks at a time.Then thats when Shadow step upped.around early december Shadow got the nachos up and running.We got tons of troops and we got bigger and bigger and even bigger.Then Shadow actually made real ranks.We were amazing and we just got into war with ACP.After long battles we lost.The rivalry between acp and nachos was grueling.even though we became allies we still kept insulting eachother every single day.around now it was like april.The next war was another one with acp.We actually beat ACP. BUT then again acp always think they one.We owed that war to the IW who helped us.This is the end for me.Ive been in the nachos for 1 year and 8 months already.

For the person taking my spot,i would like to suggest Zzztops.Right now i think he is the best choice for co leader.He has extreme dedication and wouldnt leave the nachos.

I would like to thank the people who made my stay in the nachos worthwhile:

Linkin55: You were amazing.Youare my best friend linkin.Im so glad that you are leader now after all those months not getting a great rank.You are so great to hang around with.your a great leader.

Shadow2446:We’ve had our ups and downs(mostly downs) but i think your a great person(but you could be overcontrolling)I will miss the arguments we have when person bans me and you threaten to delete a page.You were with me from the start and you are still here.Even though we may not be friends i will recognize you as the greatest nacho ever.

Shadow: Awww… Thanks Terr. I’ll miss you to. I know we had our ups and downs, but I’m sorry. We can move on from all of that bad stuff, lol. One day, we could share a great adventure and hike up to the top of Mt. Everest. But if I don’t make it, I want you to use me as an alternative source of food.

Person1233:Your also list as one of the best nachos.You are extremely active and an awsome friend,and you banned me right before i was gonna go to far and say something or do something hurtfull.You made the nachos what they are right now.Although, you need to get outside more person!Your 15 and addicted to club penguin. I bet you can name 20 cp armies if i ask you too.

Kg: you were a great friend.

Fort:you were an awsome friend too,do you remember our hour long pcs we used to have,lol

Reyrey:you were one of my greatest friends and you hilarious.

Oagalthorp: I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!you were the most annoying person in club penguin.U used to comment to every nacho post just to annoy the hell out of us.I hope you get raped by Invaderian really bad that u have to go to a mental hospital.even though i know this jack-ass-dipshit-weirdo isnt reading this I still love bashing oagal in my posts.

Zippy: you were never there.When shadow got us to be big you took all the cred.Worst leader in nacho history.But when u actually came to battles u lead great.except u never came.IM sure when u read this then talk to me on the chat ull say its because u have a life.Well i have a life too zippy.Its not all about Club Penguin.

Boomer: Your awsome i love talking to you in pc. Eagles suck, remember that,lol

Puckley: you are also my best friend along with linkin and person.I am pretty sure you will become an excellent leader.You have a great personality and make friends with everyone.

Commando:thanks for giving me a high rank in rpf

LTshaqcena-Thanks for being a great friend. You and your amazing knowledge of bands,lol.Hopefully KoRn goes back to being your favorite band when their new album comes out.

Akabob-aka i love you.I always loved arguing with you for the hell of it. You are a good leader and a great friend.You shall also become a minion of KoRn after their new album comes out.

Flarry Jerry-i still play with you on ps3 so im not writing anything about you,hawhaw.

gitter and rca- Your videochat crap was funny.

Zzztops-Zz your one of the most loyal nachos ive ever met.You are awsome and fun to talk to,thats why im suggesting you for co leader

Gamer-All i can say is,unpredictable and amazing.

Smeeble- One of the oldest nachos. Smeeble you can be pretty odd sometimes but i like you as a friend.Sorry for being such a jackass to you lately.

Jayson-O rly, yes im retiring. I will give you my whole churro stash in my basement.

Cookies-I wont miss you since we live together. I am planning to retire to the mountains of Canada with you cookies. You are the love of my life!!!(jk).

Tancho-n00by

Jackfrost-The funniest person ive ever met

Tom Wolf- I love going on bloodfang wolves chat and making you ban me,lol im sure you wont see this but oh well,i love yah.

Their are many more nachos i would like to put on but their is just to many. I will never forget you guys!!!

I really wont ask for much here,I dont care if you take me off of the site,dont put me on the hall of fame,or de-owner me. All i want is for you guys to remember me.Remember me as a jackass or remember me as a friendly funny guy.I will tell you one thing though…

 I AM A NACHO TILL I DIE!

                                                                               Terr

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The patrol was successful. We encountered 2 noobs from the “new” Shadow Ops. What was so frickin hillarious, was one of their names was “Billy Mays.” So it was pretty hillarious giving the order to “CHARGE BILLY MAYS.” So far it appears this army DOESN’T have any website, so they aren’t a threat.

PS: Our hits have been kind of down lately…

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Edit: Read this post http://nachoarmy.com/2009/06/01/countryird/

Random Patrols Today

We’re going to be patrolling each one of our servers within a timespan of 30 minutes.

Date: June 2nd, TODAY

Times:

3 PM PST

4 PM Mountain Standard Time

5 PM Central Standard Time

6 PM Eastern Standard Time

Locations:

White House (First 10 minutes)

Fjord (Next 10 minutes)

Blizzard (Last 10 minutes)

Other Info:

Be on Nacho chat during these patrols. All soldiers are to go to the location that will be posted on the Nacho site during these times. Or if you don’t want to be confused, ACTUALLY GO ON NACHO CHAT 🙄 If Blizzard is full, we end it early. If you come, your chances of being promoted skyrocket.

***Person1233***

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Aka here.

What happend to the whole country thing? It just died…. I was really looking forward to grinding up some Nationalist and spreading it over my lawn.

Anyway, I’d like to request we go on another recruiting spree (since EVERYONE loves new recruits!), so I’m going to start a new CP Holiday:

International Recruiting Day

The big hope for this is that every army recruits on this single day, and we all get more worthy opponents out of it.

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When: Friday, June 5th (Specifically between 5:00-6:00pm EST)

Where: EVERY SINGLE PLACE ON CLUB PENGUIN! (Be they on any server)

What: International Recruiting Day (IRD)

Why: Because we need to start the Summer off WITH A BANG!

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^^Whoever wants to participate, please put this on your site^^

And now for a fail to complete your day:

-Aka

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Shadow’s warning to the leaders:

1. Stop deleting other leader’s posts.

2. Stop making so many posts at once.

3. Don’t make 2 sentence posts

4. Ever heard of an edit?

5. This arguement is over.

Person: I have a 101.2 fever, headache, horrible coughing. Meaning, I won’t be able to get promos done tonight. They will be out tomorrow if I feel better… But there is a chance I picked up the swine flu in WASHINGTON D.C…Swine flu in the nation’s capital, WOW XD

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              100 and still counting. We have reached the 100 mark! We have gotten 100 new recruits so far this week in the Nachos and the funny thing is that, the week isn’t even over yet :lol:! I know recruiting can get really boring after a while, so don’t feel like you need to get on and recruit all day on Friday. Just relax and have some fun, but you are still welcome to recruit if you would like 🙂 I know we haven’t reached our goal of 160 recruits yet, but I am almost positive that we will reach our goal by Sunday. Now that we are done with the boring recruiting, it’s time for some fun! 🙂

-Time for Some Fun-

            The War of the Countries war begins on Saturday!  I almost forgot about the War of the Countries and scheduled something myself 😕  Anyway, if you haven’t joined a country yet, make sure you do!  You got all day today to join a country.  This should be a lot of fun and it should get some war going on in Club Penguin 🙂  Make sure you check here > http://bbarmy.com/ for all the information about the war of the countries.

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    Person should be back soon from his break and I wouldn’t be surprised if he wanted to schedule something fun when he gets back. 😉   And this reminds me.  When does your Summer break begin?

Once again, great job on recruiting 100 new soldiers, Nachos!

-Leave Nothing-

Nacho Co-Leader

~Puckley~

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                This is recruting week in the Nachos.  All this week… or the rest of the week anyway, I want you guys to recruit.  Especially recruit on Mammoth because we seem to recruit extremely well on Mammoth and intend to get tons of recruits there.  Our goal this week is to get 160-200 recruits 😯 ! I know we can reach that goal.  Just whenever you are on chat for the next few days, I also want you on Club Penguin too!  If… Once we reach our goal of 200 recruits this week, we will have a party to celebrate your great and hard work.  I also plan to schedule a Drill Session, maybe on Friday, for all the new recruits we get.  Remember, all this week is recruiting week! I want to everyone on Mammoth.  If Mammoth is full, keep trying!  It will eventually become open.  If you have been trying  for like hours to get in, you may go to a different server in the Nacho empire to recruit.  I hope to see on Mammoth!

When: All this week!

Times: ALL DAY (You don’t have to be on the whole day, just come on and help out

when you have time)

Location: Mammoth

Other Info:  Our goal is to reach 160-200 recruits this week!

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-War of the Countries-

   People who want to lead a country, you have to comment on this site! > http://bbarmy.com/ You have to comment there to lead a country because Lordcody56, the creator of this idea, has to confirm who leads what.  You may also find him on chat and ask if you can lead whatever country.

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-Remember-

      Lots of different people will probably be leading a recruiting session on Mammoth throughout the week.  Remember, it’s all a chain of command.  The highest rank there, will lead.  Also remember, you are supposed to give your full respect and listen to all of his/her commands that person who is incharge at the moment.  And remember to HAVE FUN, don’t take this too seriously.  Just relax and have some fun.

-Leave Nothing-

Nacho Co-Leader

~Puckley~

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