An Act Of War? YOU Decide!

Puckley Edit: Person, I think you are overreacting.  SPA is a good army and good allies of ours.  They are a growing army and aren’t looking for any trouble.  Atm only said, “SPA Owns YOU!” because we said, “Nachos own all of you!”  So I really don’t know what happened there, but SPA doesn’t want to go to war.  Even if we declare war on them, they won’t go to war.  Here is what their leader, Atm 23 said:

“Everyone. I want to let you know that I won’t let us go to war with the Nachos. I know we can’t win. TRY and Swat, I only said that because Person and some other Nachos were like “Nachos own all of you!” I didn’t mean it as a act of war. We won’t go to war with them. That doesn’t mean I’m scared Person. And I’m sorry if I got you guys mad TRY and Swat.”

So, stop spamming the SPA website and calling SPA a noob army and their leader a noob, because they aren’t.

Today I was watching the Rocky Road slaughter ( -_-) and some little noob came up to me saying his small army owns the Nachos. After some researching, I found his website, and his army is the “SPA Air Force.”  They’re a medium sized army, with a leader that is obviously not all that intelligent. He wasn’t joking when he said that his small army could own the Nachos. Another thing he said was that he wasn’t afraid of us and another noobish thing, “BOO PERSON.” Is this an act of war on the Nachos? The leader of another army saying we own you is an act of war to me, especially when your army can’t back it up 😛

His overall attitude was incredibly rude, and said it just to piss us off. I don’t like small armies pissing us off, so answer this poll:

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In other news, ACP has taken RFW’s capital, Rocky Road. All capital buildings in Rocky Road have been burned, but citizens escaped the wreckage. 2,000  refugees have traveled to IW territory, then either took a boat to Nacho territory, or stayed in IW territory.

Casualties reported(Exaggerated, Duh.):

3,000 RFW + Allies

120 ACP + Allies

This war may end soon.

***Person1233***

Taking a little break

Hmm the end of the year. Graduations, extra homework and projects, field trips, and teachers trying to stuff in more tests and quizzes. This month has been very busy for me since im an 8th grader getting ready for highschool. The next part of this month,and the first half of june i wont be on chat very much. I may stop by once or twice every couple days but other then that i wont be very active.I wont attend much battles and i apogize for that. I just cant simply get on as much but i promise once this school year ends and summer starts, i will pick up my slack and become active again.

Person,concerning the post below this one. You are a very good leader and  dont need any improvent. On the comments for it, people say that person needs to listen to the lower ranks more.As a co leader i get tired of nachos always pc’ing me about suggestions. The thing is i dont even run the site. Just think of all the work person has to do on the site. Medals,updating,and moderating comments.We need to lay off person a little bit because he is a busy man and cant always listen to everyone.

Terr

Person’s Edit: Yeah, I’m dealing with basically the same stuff as Terr, except I’m already in high school advancing to 10th grade. I will still be active myself, but not as much as I was March-May. In other news the Nacho site will have all your updates on WWV! Yes, the RFW-ACP conflict is WWV because every Major Army except the Nachos and WW are at war with one army, whether it be the same conflict or not. Nachos will not be getting involved unless somebody attacks us. Whoever attacks us, wow good luck getting nuked.

This site will have all of your updates anyway, and I’ll keep this map updated:

So once again, we are NEUTRAL until an army attacks us. Then we launch plan N.U.K.E. (The plan is in its name)

How….

How can I be a better leader so people don’t start conspiracy groups against me?

Comment below on what you think I could do to improve.

***Person1233***

Good Job! / Coincidence?

Actually, the training session was a bit of a disaster for one part. When we were in the forest, Weirdal1234 said to charge the Tree Fort. And guess what, 30 NACHOS LISTENED. WTF! Weirdal, you really screwed up the whole plan of training session by doing that, and we weren’t able to finish as I planned, in the Maze. This brings me to my next point, ONLY LISTEN TO THE LEADERS! We haven’t had this problem for 4 months, and I have no idea why it suddenly came up now.

I only got 6 pictures since there was 60 Nachos on CP, and I had to control them every second . . So I got kinda suckish pics. Here are some pics:

I didn’t expect the medieval party to still be here, because CP said it would end on May 17th, so our lines were kinda bad.

We move to the Plaza to spread out, recruit, and form a nice line. 40 Nachos

We’re getting better at Spam charges, like we used to be (44)

We actually had around 60 Nachos before this pic was taken, but 20 had left to the cove already (41)

I couldn’t get a pic of us in the Cove, but here’s a pic of us charging a noob saying we’re the “worst army eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Noob 🙄 (33)

In the middle of the training session, we had 58 people online, and were like 6th on the list. Woo 8) Take that Xat home!

19 mins after it ended, we still had a pretty high number of Nachos on. 😀 woooooo.. (49 Nachos 😆 )

If you came to the training session, Comment to get your Medals.

***Person1233***

PS: 2 days after I make hacking illegal in CP armies, this randomly happens:

Very suspicious, getting banned… and I didn’t do ANYTHING.

Nacho Locater….

LOG OFF.

*PERSON IS BILLABUB*

NACHO CHAT:

*Nacho Chat Removed*

Teh Training Session of Awesome

Instead of a normal training session, we are going to have a Training Session of AWESOME.

We don’t use the division much to our advantage, it’s time to start practicing it more though. The Nacho Army of Club Penguin™ can have 15 soldiers in each division alone, equalling some other Major Armies in one division 😕 If we can spread out, and make a PERFECT line, we can do this:

This is exactly what I want to do in our training session. All we need is 24 soldiers, and when we get 50 at tomorrow’s training session, we can make 3 WALLS.  Here is the information for the *cough*mandatory*cough* training session.

Date: Sunday, May 17th

Times:

12 PM Penguin Standard Time

1 PM Mountain Standard Time

2 PM Central Standard Time

3 PM Eastern Standard Time

8 PM UK Time

Location: Fjord, Snow Forts

Other Information:

There are many things that I want to happen during this training session. One thing, is I want NO NACHO ON FJORD BEFORE THE TRAINING SESSION. All Nachos are to log in at ONE MINUTE before the training session officially begins. At 2:59 PM EST, you log-in and get into your lines immediately. I will be logging on to Fjord 2 minutes early, and so will the Air Force highest rank and Navy highest rank, to be the base of their lines. On chat, I will give the order to log-in exactly one minute to the hour. Lines need to be full in one minute. At 3:01, if the lines aren’t near-perfect, we are going to exit the room, come back and try it again. (DONT SCREW THIS UP FOR THE WHOLE NACHO ARMY)

Be on chat during this, or you’re going to regret it… Also, NO SIDE CONVERSATIONS ON CHAT. I’ll be banning those who have side conversations. Cursing on chat is also unacceptable during this, because we’ll be getting a lot of new recruits on our site, and a chatbox full of cursing will have them X-off the page. I have no time to moderate a chat during a battle either. (You will get 2 medals)

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COMPLAINTS

I am SO sick of seeing complaint, after complaint.

So we stop getting medal complaints:

1. The medals page is hardly updated so your rank is almost never accurate, so stop whining that the medals page says you’re a Soldier, when you’re really an Officer, or whatever. Your rank on the ranks page IS your rank.

2. Medals are a hassle and barely updated. If you don’t have medals, complaining isnt going to speed up the process.

3. Your division is the easiest thing to tell in this army. The ranks are COLOR CODED. If you’re REd, you’re army. Blue = Navy, and Green = Air Force. I don’t understand how you can NOT know your division. New recruits are at the bottom of the rank Soldier, so if you’re new and just joined, it’s REALLY easy finding yourself…

All the complaints in this army is with the medals page. I might as well delete it -.-

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COMMENT IF YOU CAN OR CAN NOT MAKE THE TRAINING SESSION!

***Person1233***

High Council Meeting

I’m VERY sorry about not being on myself 😡 My internet was down from 7 PM to 11 PM EST because of a malfunction at Comcast 😕 Urgh…

Something has happened that needs to be discussed.

Mod Ranks – Leaders need to be at this emergency High Council meeting TONIGHT at 8 PM EST.

Be on Nacho chat, I’ll Pc you the link to the chat we will use.

***Person1233***

BREAKING NEWS!

NEW EDIT: Apo, from the Shadow Troops claims to be hacking ACP. War with ST?

EDIT: RFW has surrendered! The hacker of RFW site and chat said he would delete the RFW site if they did not surrender to the ACP. This is just sickening.

NEWER EDIT: RFW has a new site: http://rfwarmycp.wordpress.com/

The RFW site and chat has been hacked by somebody who is trying to blame the ACP. More information coming later.

***Person1233***

Here is the new map:

Nachos = Switzerland

A lot of Nachos aren’t understanding that we are staying NEUTRAL in the RFW-RPF-ST-IMAF-Golds-ACP-UMA-IW mega war currently going on. If you don’t understand what neutral means, we are like Switzerland in WWII. We are not aiding RFW’s side, nor are we aiding ACP’s side. Stay out of servers like Parka, Breeze, Mittens, Sleet, Powder Ball, Great White, and Rocky Road to avoid conflict.

NOTE: First army that attacks the Nachos are getting nuked

Illegalization of All Forms of Hacking

The Following Post Is The Banishment of ALL Hacking in Club Penguin Warfare/Xat Chats/Wordpress Sites

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Hacking, under Federal Law is illegal, and the maximum punishments are a $100,000 fine, up to 30 years in jail, and Loss of electronic privledges. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES shall ANY hacker in the Club Penguin Warfare community be an exception to Federal Law. If you do any of what is below, you are subject to any punishment. Hacking can be identified as the following:

  • Using a script/anything, to create any form of Bots in Club Penguin. (Formation Bot, Copy Bot, etc.)
  • Hack into another person’s Club Penguin account and ban them.
  • Hacking xats/days on Xat’s chats.
  • SCAMMING PEOPLE on Xat chats
  • Hacking the password for an Xat chat, and resetting it to take over
  • Hacking into somebody’s Xat account
  • Hacking someone’s WordPress password, and getting into their account
  • Deleting a wordpress you do not own
  • Deleting posts/pages on a wordpress, when you were not authorized to do so. (Ex. You betray your army and delete every post/page on the site, or you hack a wordpress and delete the pages/posts)
  • Actually hacking into the person’s computer, and doing anything harming them.

Any person with morals, knows what hacking is. Hacking under a form that is not listed above, and claiming you did not know it was hacking, is unacceptable. You’re legally classified as mentally retarded if you hack and don’t know it’s hacking.

Punishments for hacking in Club Penguin Warfare/Xat chats/ WordPress sites:

  • Death, One month suspension from armies you are ranked in, or being fired. Punishment severity is determined by Leaders of the army.
  • Spending a night with Oagal- War being declared on that army, by armies that have agreed to this document.
  • Being whipped, Being banned from all armies possible. (Depends if hacking was EXTREME. Ex: Deleting the ACP site)
  • Hacking is the worst thing you can do in Club Penguin Warfare, and you will most likely be banned forever on Club penguin.
  • The hacker may have a hearing, with a court of the Major Army Leaders. (Person1233, Akabob22, Ltshaqcena10, Linkin55, Boomer20, Lots of Pie, Potatoes4,Wurburt45348, Kyle Cease, Iceyfeet1234, Spaceybirdy, Wii Mountain, Pringle64, Woton, Ganger90) Their decisions are final. There must be enough evidence for a trial.
  • If the Federal Government actually gets involved, You = Screwed.

ALL army leaders that agree to this document, please comment on this post like this.

X_______Person1233, Nacho Leader

If you have any suggestions, then they may be added if it is agreed upon. Major, Large, Medium, and Small army leaders, your army matters. Approve this document and make Club Penguin warfare a safer place!

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Btw, who said legal documents couldn’t be kinda funny? 😆

SIGNATURES

X_______AkaBob22, Nacho Leader

X_______Person1233, Nacho Leader

X_______ Ltshaqcena10, Nacho Leader

X________ Lots of Pie UMA leader

X_______ Wii Mountain, WW Leader, Pretty Ponies Inc Co Owner, Wii Mountain Dew Corp. Founder, #1 Ranked Banana Dancer, #1 Ranked Fastest Banner/Guester on xat.

X_______Pringle64, RFW Leader

x______ Iceyfeet1234, Ice Warriors Leader

X______Lorenzo Bean, Golds Leader

X_____Commando993, ST Leader

X_________ Vio789 Senate Dark Army of Club Penguin

X______ Pie1530, Club Penguin Crew Leader

x______Snugtr, Club Penguin Bandits leader and founder

X_Pwener1, FRW founder and leader

X________ tryeuwqiop

X______Saiyaman Xc, Silver Surfers leader (modern silver surfers)

X________Kj Bulldogs1, 3IC of RFW

X___________Naruto238,Head Leader of the Irish Empire

X_________Redferrari99, UA Leader, Nacho-Colonel

X______korei3, Sombreros of Club Penguin Leader

X_______ Bbw2007 BlueMenGroup Leader

x_______Mustang422 CPSO leader

X________Shakybadger, CLubpenguin Moose Army Leader

X________Monkey Ap, Shadow seals Leader

X__________Cahockey, Nacho Captain

x_____Greymatter25, Nacho colonel

X_________ Iceacelace burritos leader

X________ Moon Person – Leader or Blue Ninjas

x_______Pippy212, GSCP Leader

X_______24keyser MA2 co leader

X_______littlebob63 urban club leader

X_______Thedog437, NSSA (Nacho Secret Spying Agency) Leader

x_______ Major Hit MUDA Leader and Creator

X______ Cycle22, Nacho Legend and Nacho Head General

x_______ Sirdillis nacho captain

X______Greenarms007,Dark Army Of Club Penguin Leader

x________Metro star1,Burrito warriors leader and Penguin Power Warriors leader

X_______ Timmy178 LVAS Co-Leader

X_________ Ymapinky, Nacho Soldier

X______Boomer 20, ACP Leader


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